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The ORIGINAL Bacon thread & ALL things bacon-related!!!

Started by IZ, May 06, 2008, 11:37:49 PM

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Buckethead

Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

eltristo

re: turkey bacon, I would just like to point out that every animal deserves a chance to be delicious.   Also, (though I believe I've mentioned this before,)  much Navy bacon is SOOOO bad that the pre-processed turkey bacon is a step up.
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Quote from: elTristo on June 02, 2008, 07:30:57 PM
re: turkey bacon, I would just like to point out that every animal deserves a chance to be delicious.   

That is why we fry things in bacon fat.
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Quote from: elTristo on June 02, 2008, 07:30:57 PM
re: turkey bacon, I would just like to point out that every animal deserves a chance to be delicious.   Also, (though I believe I've mentioned this before,)  much Navy bacon is SOOOO bad that the pre-processed turkey bacon is a step up.



maybe chihuahua doesn't deserve a chance to be delicious...

just saying
Quote from: ducatizzzz on October 23, 2008, 05:13:21 PMObfuscate! Obfuscate!

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There is nothing noble in being superior to some other man.  The true nobility is in being superior to your previous self. And in bacon. 

Buckethead

Chihuahua deserves a chance to be airborne.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

eltristo

Deliciously airborne.  They don't have to be mutually exclusive, do they?
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

Buckethead

I think in this case, they may be mutually inclusive.

That is, the only good chihuahua is a flying chihuahua.

Mmmm... Tasty flying chihuahua.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

eltristo

I'm definitely down with that.  Or up?
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

IZ

Quote from: MendoDave on June 02, 2008, 03:59:57 PM
The Bacon incident was used by the wife in an argument yesterday. It will never be forgotten.  :(



[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


lol..sorry to say but it just may be the root of the break up 20 years down the road.

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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

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99 M750 Dark

Buckethead

Stand back, boys. I'll handle this.

derby!!!

Where your link takes you to a review, someguy's link, and mine, take you to the MRE Depot so that you may order said canned tasty.

Such a fantastic concept, tho, isn't it?

Quote from: someguy on May 30, 2008, 12:35:49 PM
Bacon in a can!!!!!!!!!!  :o



http://www.mredepot.com/servlet/the-364/Yoder%E2%80%99s-Celebrity-Canned-Bacon/Detail

Quote from: Obsessed? on May 31, 2008, 11:46:26 AM
Please forgive me if this is a derby, but a friend forwarded this link to me.

http://www.mredepot.com/servlet/the-364/Yoder%E2%80%99s-Celebrity-Canned-Bacon/Detail


Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Smiling End

Quote from: Obsessed? on June 03, 2008, 12:33:34 PM
Stand back, boys. I'll handle this.

derby!!!

Where your link takes you to a review, someguy's link, and mine, take you to the MRE Depot so that you may order said canned tasty.

Such a fantastic concept, tho, isn't it?



Sorry, my post=fail.

It is a great concept though.
99 M750 Dark

Buckethead

No biggie. My post = fail, too.  ;D

I still can't get my mind (or my arterial plaque) totally around the idea.

How about this: A bacon dispenser!



Press button.

Receive bacon.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

MendoDave

When I press that button the machine tries to blow the bacon out, but they must always be out because I just get hot air.

I think it's funny how when you write derby it comes out Derby unless swear words are enabled in settings. Just saying.




Anyone notice the emoticon on the end where it eats Popcorn? What about Bacon instead?


[popcorn]

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Quote from: MendoDave on June 03, 2008, 03:09:23 PM
Anyone notice the emoticon on the end where it eats Popcorn? What about Bacon instead?

If any board needs a bacon smiley, it's this one! [laugh]
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