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The ORIGINAL Bacon thread & ALL things bacon-related!!!

Started by IZ, May 06, 2008, 11:37:49 PM

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Manny

Estoy drunkled, need bacon...

Randimus Maximus

Quote from: Manny on July 10, 2008, 10:19:16 PM
Estoy drunkled, need bacon...

Free SoCo & Bacon shots at The Irish Hound tonight!

Seems they didn't have too many takers for the SoCo & Lime ones, so they added  [bacon] to the mix!

Manny

You pregnant dog! You hid the bacon! I only got a crappy SoCo sample that tasted like Dimetapp.  >:(

Randimus Maximus


Manny

[arms crossed, pouting smiley]  [cheeky]

Bick

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

IZ

WTF?!  Where did this come from? 

[bacon]





Actually, I know where it came from..


Turkey!! 
 
[cheeky]
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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IZ

Quote from: bobspapa on July 12, 2008, 08:36:23 AM
where you been?

moving from NW to the S.  Stopped by Denver to see Randimus and friends.  Refer to previous pages. 

Got a new  [bacon] shirt and ate  [bacon] chocolate.

Just got back from meeting up with a few locals in Austin.  [thumbsup]
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Fresh Pants

Quote from: IZ on July 12, 2008, 08:42:17 AM
moving from NW to the S.  Stopped by Denver to see Randimus and friends.  Refer to previous pages. 

Got a new  [bacon] shirt and ate  [bacon] chocolate.

Just got back from meeting up with a few locals in Austin.  [thumbsup]

Good to meet you and the Mrs. (and you little one). Glad you made it to Texasville safely!

[bacon]+Chocolate= :P


Bwooooooahhh
Braaaaaaaappp

IZ

Quote from: Fresh Pants on July 12, 2008, 08:50:34 AM
Good to meet you and the Mrs. (and you little one). Glad you made it to Texasville safely!

[bacon]+Chocolate= :P




Oh come on..you know you loved it FP!!   [laugh]

[puke] [puke]

Nice to you two as well!! 
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Fresh Pants

Maybe if the [bacon] had retained some crispiness. But as it was *chewy*, ick.
Or what if it had been turkey based?  ;)
Bwooooooahhh
Braaaaaaaappp

Buckethead

Quote from: Fresh Pants on July 12, 2008, 09:25:30 AM
Maybe if the [bacon] had retained some crispiness. But as it was *chewy*, ick.
Or what if it had been turkey based?  ;)

Then it would have been an affront to the goodness of the chocolate.

Hormonal fat pregnant doges everywhere would stop work to protest the cruelty toward chocolate.

They would clog the streets like stalled semi's.

They would effectively bring civilization to its knees.

All because you put chocolate on turkey "bacon."

Of course, then it'd hit like 75 degrees outside and they'd get all sweaty and just say "make the beast with two backs it" and go back inside.

But for those harrowing 25-30 minutes, the entire future would be very, very bleak.
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Fresh Pants

Bwooooooahhh
Braaaaaaaappp

IZ

Quote from: Obsessed? on July 12, 2008, 01:25:05 PM
Then it would have been an affront to the goodness of the chocolate.

Hormonal fat pregnant doges everywhere would stop work to protest the cruelty toward chocolate.

They would clog the streets like stalled semi's.

They would effectively bring civilization to its knees.

All because you put chocolate on turkey "bacon."

Of course, then it'd hit like 75 degrees outside and they'd get all sweaty and just say "make the beast with two backs it" and go back inside.

But for those harrowing 25-30 minutes, the entire future would be very, very bleak.

Where does this guy get this sh*t?!   ???




;)

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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.