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The ORIGINAL Bacon thread & ALL things bacon-related!!!

Started by IZ, May 06, 2008, 11:37:49 PM

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ZLTFUL

So just a little bit ago our IT manager calls me into her office and points to a promotion sheet.
She says I know the C stands for current promotion and the F stands for Future promotion but what does the "B" stand for.

Without missing a beat I say, "B's are for bacon promotions where you buy beer and get bacon free."

She almost peed herself, then called the salesman who originally asked the same question to tell himwhat I had said. They both found it very amusing.

Just so there is no confusion though, there really isn't a bacon promotion...B stands for Both meaning that there is one currently runningwith a different one scheduled once the original expires...

Sorry folks no buy beer get bacon free here.  :'(
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at dinner tonight, I counted  [bacon] on a burger, and two Ahi Tuna  [bacon] LTs out of 7 entrees  [thumbsup]

somegirl

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on September 17, 2008, 08:38:14 PM
at dinner tonight, I counted  [bacon] on a burger, and two Ahi Tuna  [bacon]LTs out of 7 entrees  [thumbsup]

I somehow was not surprised to see you order a meal with bacon. ;)
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Quote from: ZLTFUL on September 17, 2008, 12:51:32 PM
So just a little bit ago our IT manager calls me into her office and points to a promotion sheet.
She says I know the C stands for current promotion and the F stands for Future promotion but what does the "B" stand for.

Without missing a beat I say, "B's are for bacon promotions where you buy beer and get bacon free."

She almost peed herself, then called the salesman who originally asked the same question to tell himwhat I had said. They both found it very amusing.

Just so there is no confusion though, there really isn't a bacon promotion...B stands for Both meaning that there is one currently runningwith a different one scheduled once the original expires...

Sorry folks no buy beer get bacon free here.  :'(

Sure, get us all excited.  Such a tease, Z!
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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Randimus Maximus

Yes, he does not live up to the  [bacon] credo at all.

Proof in point...in the PIF package I just received from Z...no bacon wrapped meats.  >:(

MendoDave

I wish there was a beer / Bacon promotion.

Randimus Maximus

Quote from: MendoDave on September 18, 2008, 02:49:32 PM
I wish there was a beer / Bacon promotion.

prepare to be disappointed.

brix821

 at my local inde/toy/curio shop they had bacon flavored dental floss... who wants it???
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eltristo

Quote from: brix821 on September 18, 2008, 07:02:08 PM
at my local inde/toy/curio shop they had bacon flavored dental floss... who wants it???
wow, that might be enough to get me to floss regularly  [thumbsup]
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Bick

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What a great day today.

Started off with [bacon], scrambled eggs and waffles.

Sorry, no pics.

A great ride, with a stop for lunch:


And when I got home, my loving girlfriend made this for me:




It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Buckethead

She's trying to kill you a keeper!  [thumbsup]

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I had a bacon and cheese omelet with a side of bacon [thumbsup]


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teddy037.2

Quote from: ROBsS4R on September 21, 2008, 10:29:33 PM
For All you single Bacon loving guys out there I found the perfect person for you.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_hog_callers

w00t! it's a sign! a sign from heaven!

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