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The ORIGINAL Bacon thread & ALL things bacon-related!!!

Started by IZ, May 06, 2008, 11:37:49 PM

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Popeye the Sailor

#600
October 05, 2008, 10:55:06 AM
Quote from: brix821 on October 05, 2008, 10:54:18 AM
yeah, but imagine all the grease dripping out in the post!!!

I'll know to open any package that comes wrapped in greasy transparent paper right away.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

teddy037.2

#601
October 05, 2008, 07:25:02 PM
how many bacon sammichs can you make from that box?

two? three?

;D

Oldfisti

#602
October 05, 2008, 08:56:41 PM
I wanna climb inside that box and take a meat nap! [bacon]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

eltristo

#603
October 05, 2008, 09:27:59 PM
Quote from: alfisti on October 05, 2008, 08:56:41 PM
I wanna climb inside that box and take a meat nap! [bacon]

that sounds..... off 
[laugh]
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

eltristo

#605
October 05, 2008, 11:34:31 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on October 05, 2008, 10:37:34 PM
fixed. [bacon]

you and your box for meat napping can keep to yourselves, i think.

what happens behind closed doors between consenting nouns is their own private matter.
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

Oldfisti

#606
October 09, 2008, 02:04:13 PM
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Bick

#607
October 09, 2008, 02:19:31 PM
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Oldfisti

#608
October 11, 2008, 08:22:07 AM
Hope this isn't a derby. Enjoy!  [bacon] [bacon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkBoXXyEhLs
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

eltristo

#609
October 11, 2008, 10:28:21 AM
Oh man!  I was all ready to "derby!", but that was new and useful.  When we made the bacontini, we had issues with the fat.  Even pouring the vodka through coffee filters didn't separate it all out.  Damn useful this video!
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

Oldfisti

#610
October 11, 2008, 12:36:46 PM
Yeah I thought freezing the booze was very simple and clever. Will try before the night's out!  [drink]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

teddy037.2

#611
October 11, 2008, 02:10:13 PM
Quote from: alfisti on October 11, 2008, 12:36:46 PM
Yeah I thought freezing the booze was very simple and clever. Will try before the night's out!  [drink]

that totally makes sense.... seeing as how that what I told my coworker to do to seperate the duck fat for me from his drip tray...

Howie

#612
October 11, 2008, 07:27:49 PM
Quote from: alfisti on October 11, 2008, 08:22:07 AM
Hope this isn't a derby. Enjoy!  [bacon] [bacon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkBoXXyEhLs

Great, extremely useful post  [thumbsup]

Popeye the Sailor

#613
October 12, 2008, 11:12:38 AM
Wake up with the DMF.

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

teddy037.2

#614
October 12, 2008, 01:16:14 PM
yes.

happy way to start any day.

*runs off to look for bacon*
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