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Stupid thief!

Started by Pinocchio, December 15, 2012, 08:21:31 AM

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Pinocchio

Sluggo stole the UPS package off my doorstep and took the mail from the curbside box while he was at it. Or maybe it was Sluggo, Jr.

Net haul for him was a few pieces of junk mail, maybe a utility bill, Season 2/ Disc 3 DVD of Boardwalk Empire from Netflix, and my MTS 1200 center stand, just back from SpeedyMoto after having its lever arm newly shortened (mod takes the lever pedal out of the way of the rider's left heel when hanging off in left-handers). For that he risked state and federal penalties. Idiot!

Chances are good he will get caught by Carrollton PD doing something else, by which time my center stand will long since have made a pretty Christmas ornament for the city dump - unless he was environmentally-conscious enough to toss it in someone's recycling can.
1969 Scrambler (450 “Jupiter”), 2005 MTS 1000DS, 2007 Monster S4RS, 2010 MTS 1200S Touring, 2018 Monster 1200R, 2021 Monster 937+

TresGatos

Well that sucks.   [thumbsdown]. Hope Sluugo got mad when he opened the box and threw it through his window.
'65 Honda CM91 - '98 Suzuki DR650 - '08 695+mods - '08 Hypermotard 1100S

webspoke

Streetfighter 1098S

caffeinejunkee


fastwin

I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

RichD

DFW-MFer!

Pinocchio

Quote from: RichD on December 17, 2012, 06:17:10 AM
Who is "Sluggo"?    ???
As they always tell me at work, "that's a good question."
Could it be this guy?



Could this be Sluggo Jr.?



Or could this be Sluggo?



Obviously, I don't know who or what Sluggo is, sorry.
1969 Scrambler (450 “Jupiter”), 2005 MTS 1000DS, 2007 Monster S4RS, 2010 MTS 1200S Touring, 2018 Monster 1200R, 2021 Monster 937+

caffeinejunkee


LYD

thats the only sluggo I know.  and he was home all afternoon!
RIP cdc

01 900 monster
01 748
02 900ss (trackbike)
12 1200s Multistrada

Pinocchio

In keeping with the season, I just got these glad tidings of comfort and joy - UPS authorized the claim, and SpeedyMoto is going to send me a new center stand with the lever mod. [clap] [thumbsup]

But I have learned my lesson: from now on I am changing all parcel deliveries to "Will Call"!
1969 Scrambler (450 “Jupiter”), 2005 MTS 1000DS, 2007 Monster S4RS, 2010 MTS 1200S Touring, 2018 Monster 1200R, 2021 Monster 937+

muskrat

Or you can check Craigslist.  ;)
Can we thin the gene pool? 

2015 MTS 1200
09 Electra Glide

Cher

Quote from: Pinocchio on December 18, 2012, 05:42:34 PM
In keeping with the season, I just got these glad tidings of comfort and joy - UPS authorized the claim, and SpeedyMoto is going to send me a new center stand with the lever mod. [clap] [thumbsup]

But I have learned my lesson: from now on I am changing all parcel deliveries to "Will Call"!

Very cool.  I like happy endings  [beer]

alancb

Quote from: muskrat on December 19, 2012, 09:19:21 AM
Or you can check Craigslist.  ;)

Good idea - would it fit a 2012? [leo]
Regards,
Alan

TresGatos

Quote from: alancb on December 19, 2012, 06:18:50 PM
Good idea - would it fit a 2012? [leo]
they make good door stops. Just sayin... [evil]
'65 Honda CM91 - '98 Suzuki DR650 - '08 695+mods - '08 Hypermotard 1100S

Cher