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Started by ZLTFUL, February 13, 2013, 07:10:49 AM

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ZLTFUL

February 13, 2013, 07:10:49 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/02/12/heart-attack-grill-pokesman-dies-heart-attack/?test=latestnews

(Don't judge me...FoxNews has a WAY better science and technology section than CNN  [cheeky])
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#1
February 13, 2013, 07:31:26 AM
Quote from: ZILBERT on February 13, 2013, 07:10:49 AM
(Don't judge me...FoxNews has a WAY better science and technology section than CNN  [cheeky])

You have earned a little bit of my respect.  [thumbsup] ;D

As for the story...
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Grampa

#2
February 13, 2013, 07:57:29 AM
The truth in advertising award winner is.......
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

LMT

#3
February 13, 2013, 09:00:20 AM
He died of cardiac arrest, not a heart attack.

Heart attack = Alive

Cardiac Arrest = Dead

ZLTFUL

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February 13, 2013, 09:24:53 AM
Mary... [thumbsdown]  [laugh]  [cheeky]
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#5
February 13, 2013, 09:27:37 AM
Quote from: ZILBERT on February 13, 2013, 09:24:53 AM
Mary... [thumbsdown]  [laugh]  [cheeky]

Can't help it! Been teaching a lot of CPR as of late and "died of heart attack" is one of my pet peeves.  [evil]

duccarlos

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February 13, 2013, 11:34:49 AM
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