Mattress cartography

[MendoDave]

Weird, I only use about 10%.  Even if I have the bed to myself I curl up right next to the edge.

I keep thinking of a way that could benefit my bed space issue and I keep coming up with Nada.   

[djrashonal]

my wife sleeps like a tetris puzzle. I just have to fit into the open space 

[MendoDave]

My wife claims that if the dog gets up tonight that I shall wake her up to deal with the dog. no whining dogs are getting up on the bed tonight...well see how that goes.

[RAT900]

the wife and I have a third party on the king mattress

the 130 lb. mastiff who takes the biggest cut out of the middle

he can fold up like a damn bat and take up no space

or he can spread out and have both my wife and I fighting for territory

[Johnny OrganDonor]

Weird, I only use about 10%.  Even if I have the bed to myself I curl up right next to the edge.

That's dangerous!  If you sleep on the edge, you're making it too easy for the monsters that live under the bed to reach up and get you.

[ducatigirl100]

That's dangerous!  If you sleep on the edge, you're making it too easy for the monsters that live under the bed to reach up and get you.

I solved the bed-monster problem    I've put Rubbermaid storing case's under the bed..... so no place for the monster to hang out .....

Now I haven't solved the closet monster problem 

[MendoDave]

That's dangerous!  If you sleep on the edge, you're making it too easy for the monsters that live under the bed to reach up and get you.

Thats the solution I've been looking for. I was trying to solve it like an algebra problem, you know add 90% to both sides of the equation but it doesn't work. But if the monsters take her that makes an extra 10% of usable space that....

Wait that still doesn't work.

Wait I've got it. I send my dog down to Mr & Mrs I's house and that solves the space issue some of the time.  

[somegirl]

That's dangerous!  If you sleep on the edge, you're making it too easy for the monsters that live under the bed to reach up and get you.

Not only that, one of my 26-lb whippets once literally pushed me out of the bed, I woke up falling onto the floor.

[duccarlos]

Just marry an insomniac

[Speedbag]

One well-done dutch oven will rearrange that map. Pronto.

[zooom]

One well-done dutch oven will rearrange that map. Pronto.

yeah...but sometimes the wrong person gets outta bed!