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Home Depot (or Lowes) battle royale

Started by Slide Panda, May 17, 2013, 12:29:32 PM

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JoeP

#15
May 17, 2013, 08:42:43 PM
Quote from: Slide Panda on May 17, 2013, 05:05:29 PM

Big jugs of bleach and ammonia. And a respirator


I thought about this too, but wouldn't be able to buy enough of the stuff with only 3 SKUs.  Jugs of muriatic acid might be better. I got caught on my patio when pops was cleaning with that stuff and almost didn't make it back into the house because the fumes were so bad.

ungeheuer

#16
May 18, 2013, 03:33:31 AM
Thing 1:


Thing 2:


Thing 3:


No contest. I bloody win  8).

Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE


Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

Monsterlover

#17
May 18, 2013, 02:22:36 PM
Quote from: ungeheuer on May 18, 2013, 03:33:31 AM
Thing 1:


Thing 2:


Thing 3:


No contest. I bloody win  8).



While a good idea, I've never seen VP at any Lowes or HD
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Monsterlover

#18
May 18, 2013, 02:24:05 PM
Quote from: WarrenJ on May 17, 2013, 08:22:50 PM
Paracord, rebar, machete

I have to agree with Hannibal here.

Id even take my shoes off to better quiet the pitter patter of your impending deaths.

:D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

rgramjet

#19
May 18, 2013, 06:13:52 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 18, 2013, 02:22:36 PM
While a good idea, I've never seen VP at any Lowes or HD

And I've never seen the Stihl brand at any Home Depot or Lowes.

Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

kopfjäger

#20
May 18, 2013, 06:30:35 PM
Shovel, bag of Lye and a big ass kitchen knife.
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Slide Panda

#21
May 18, 2013, 06:38:06 PM
Bag of lye? Shovel? This is in the store mind yiu
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

LowThudd

#22
May 18, 2013, 06:41:57 PM
Yea, I don't think disposal is a requirement.  ;D

zach (Slag)

#23
May 18, 2013, 07:19:43 PM
Bleach
Ammonia
Protective mask
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ungeheuer

#24
May 19, 2013, 12:43:38 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 18, 2013, 02:22:36 PM
While a good idea, I've never seen VP at any Lowes or HD

Quote from: rgramjet on May 18, 2013, 06:13:52 PM
And I've never seen the Stihl brand at any Home Depot or Lowes.

Pedants  :P

Thing 1:  A can of two stroke premix (any brand will do).
Thing 2:  A cheap POS chainsaw (any brand will do).
Thing 3:  A cheap POS chainsaw (any brand will do).

Happy?  Now prepare to be dismembered  [evil].
Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE


Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

Monsterlover

#25
May 19, 2013, 05:48:28 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on May 19, 2013, 12:43:38 AM
Pedants  :P

Thing 1:  A can of two stroke premix (any brand will do).
Thing 2:  A cheap POS chainsaw (any brand will do).
Thing 3:  A cheap POS chainsaw (any brand will do).

Happy?  Now prepare to be dismembered  [evil].


Saws are noisy. While your putting them to work I sneak in behind you and free you from your arms :D

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

LowThudd

#26
May 19, 2013, 08:50:16 AM
Heavy too. Ever swing an axe? Much faster to bear to arms. The destruction might not be as bad, but any hit could be lethal. Two saws? I'll just hit the saw with an axe. Or better yet, just fling bricks at you. I still say long range projectiles combined with short range weapons are the key.

Johnny OrganDonor

#27
May 19, 2013, 09:56:11 AM Last Edit: May 19, 2013, 10:04:40 AM by Johnny OrganDonor
If you're smart, once you saw my flame thrower, you'd surrender.







...or if I can't use my own lighter








Kids having fun.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtV3Xjh1eCg


jaxduc

#28
May 19, 2013, 03:44:27 PM
The home depot hunger games
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Aren't you the Panigale hater?

zooom

#29
May 20, 2013, 09:42:12 AM
half inch lag bolts ( a whole bag of them out of the bulk hardware aisle - tis after all a single sku !!)
a bucket of assorted bungees
a length of 1.5 inch pvc pipe
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T
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