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2013 MotoGP - Laguna Seca (spoilers!)

Started by gm2, July 19, 2013, 10:38:40 AM

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kopfjäger

#30
July 21, 2013, 09:57:41 PM
Quote from: Jester on July 21, 2013, 09:26:03 PM
Stoner was probably wondering why his asshole is so tight that the circulation cut off.

MM is a better version of Stoner, but he's happy and excited each week.  Not some dickhole pissed off Australian.

Wait a few years after the luck has worn off.
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Raux

#31
July 21, 2013, 10:05:50 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on July 21, 2013, 09:57:41 PM
Wait a few years after the luck has worn off.
you call what he did today luck?

he hunted Bradl like well like he would have done all year to Lorenzo if Pedrosa wasn't holding him up.

notice he put a move on Rossi that he would have never done on his teammate.

kopfjäger

#32
July 21, 2013, 10:58:37 PM
Quote from: Raux on July 21, 2013, 10:05:50 PM
you call what he did today luck?

he hunted Bradl like well like he would have done all year to Lorenzo if Pedrosa wasn't holding him up.

notice he put a move on Rossi that he would have never done on his teammate.



Just stirring the pot. You guys/girls are too easy.
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kopfjäger

#33
July 21, 2013, 11:00:19 PM
I wonder what he could do on a Ducati.  :D
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The Architect

#34
July 22, 2013, 03:46:53 AM
Quote from: kopfjäger on July 21, 2013, 11:00:19 PM
I wonder what he could do on a Ducati.  :D

5th or the gravel, on a regular basis.

The Architect

#35
July 22, 2013, 08:25:18 AM
Quote from: Jester on July 21, 2013, 09:26:03 PM
Stoner was probably wondering why his asshole is so tight that the circulation cut off.

MM is a better version of Stoner, but he's happy and excited each week.  Not some dickhole pissed off Australian.

You do know that somewhere there's a younger faster version of Marc just waiting to be discovered. 

Rossi cut the corner and passed Stoner.  Marc cut the corner even more and passed Rossi.  Four years from now some 19 year old is going to take the turns right out of the corkscrew and straight line it through the gravel traps right past Marc. 

But Marc won't be a pissed off dickhole from Spain.  I hope.

Rob Hilding

#36
July 22, 2013, 10:28:58 AM
Rossi needs to learn the "finger wag" from Lorenzo - this "sportsmanship" shid is unacceptable
Desmosedici - it's the new Paso (except the bodywork doesn't fit as well)

1.21GW

#37
July 22, 2013, 07:54:48 PM
I wonder is Bautista was cursing his luck for being behind Rossi for third.  I mean, he must have wanted to challenge for the podium but after Mugello and Catalunya, he had to be thinking, "Crap, I don't want to f--- this up and almost kill him a AGAIN!"
"I doubt I'm her type---I'm sure she's used to the finer things.  I'm usually broke. I'm kinda sloppy…"

Jester

#38
July 22, 2013, 08:05:10 PM
Quote from: 1.21GW on July 22, 2013, 07:54:48 PM
I wonder is Bautista was cursing his luck for being behind Rossi for third.  I mean, he must have wanted to challenge for the podium but after Mugello and Catalunya, he had to be thinking, "Crap, I don't want to f--- this up and almost kill him a AGAIN!"

Doubt he was thinking that at all after Rossi stated he wasn't as fast as the top guys and he gets a bit crazy when he's close to them.  Beating Rossi would be payback for Rossi flapping his jaw.
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zooom

#39
July 23, 2013, 06:29:12 AM
awesome humor about the Corkscrew from Asphalt&Rubber

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koko64

#40
July 23, 2013, 06:55:48 AM Last Edit: July 23, 2013, 07:12:33 AM by koko64
 [laugh] [clap]

"Mmmmm..., shaft them at corkscrew must you."
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DRKWNG

#41
July 23, 2013, 05:34:47 PM
Quote from: zooom on July 23, 2013, 06:29:12 AM
awesome humor about the Corkscrew from Asphalt&Rubber



That's OUTSTANDING!! 
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

zooom

#42
July 24, 2013, 10:12:36 AM
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

ducpainter

#43
July 25, 2013, 04:17:39 PM
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Rob Hilding

#44
July 25, 2013, 04:23:04 PM
Douchy McBrittlebones indeed  ;D
Desmosedici - it's the new Paso (except the bodywork doesn't fit as well)
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