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The Mad King Pepe'

#180
September 22, 2011, 11:30:34 AM
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.

Monsterlover

#181
September 22, 2011, 04:05:05 PM
[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

The Architect

#182
January 22, 2012, 04:21:38 PM
I recieved an email from my younger brother with a subjet line "shit our Mom says"

Open it up and there's this link.  If you have or know an old Italian mom or grandmom you will enjoy this video, all others, move along.

Shit Nonnas Say

ItsaDuc

#183
February 24, 2012, 09:41:39 AM
They dont make 'em like this anymore. This one was on while my 9 yr old was eating lunch and instanly put a smile on my face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQQGSsI87kA&feature=player_detailpage

The Bacon Junkie

#184
March 21, 2012, 10:24:33 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

The Bacon Junkie

#185
March 21, 2012, 10:34:42 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

The Bacon Junkie

#186
March 21, 2012, 10:50:24 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

The Mad King Pepe'

#187
April 10, 2012, 05:47:57 AM
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.

cokey

#188
April 12, 2012, 08:33:23 AM
I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

Stella

#189
October 28, 2012, 11:20:50 AM
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Randimus Maximus

#190
December 17, 2012, 08:48:33 PM Last Edit: December 17, 2012, 08:52:03 PM by Randimus Maximus

kopfjäger

#191
December 17, 2012, 09:20:49 PM
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Grampa

#192
December 23, 2012, 11:58:28 AM
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

fastwin

#193
December 23, 2012, 01:31:34 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] That was awesome!!! [thumbsup] [popcorn]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

kopfjäger

#194
December 23, 2012, 03:28:07 PM
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