News:

Welcome to the DMF

 

The "Official" Funny Video Thread

Started by tommys67, May 07, 2008, 05:30:19 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

ducpainter

Quote from: 1.21GW on July 20, 2014, 02:43:59 PM
I saw this on RideApart.  I call bullshit.  Maybe he could support it, but balancing it as it goes up the ladder was when by b.s. radar went off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k_EBP8OtcU


http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=68269.0

just sayin'
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



1.21GW

Quote from: ducpainter on July 21, 2014, 03:56:59 AM
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=68269.0

just sayin'
Figures.  I don't have the facebook so I wasn't able to see the video in that thread.

Regardless, my bullshit claim still stands.
"I doubt I'm her type---I'm sure she's used to the finer things.  I'm usually broke. I'm kinda sloppy…"

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Scoober1103

I didn't see the deer first go round........thought something blew sending oil everywhere......not pink mist!  :-\
09 M1100 + stuff.
07 GSXR750 stock as a......
15 KTM Freeride 250r for hurting myself!

Quote from: koko64 on April 02, 2014, 02:52:23 AM
Don't buy cheap shit, it can cut your balls off.


Ddan

2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

Ducati Monster Forum at
www.ducatimonsterforum.org

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



ducpainter

[http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b99_1407453967]

Remove the brackets ...I couldn't get the link to post without them.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



Ddan

2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

Ducati Monster Forum at
www.ducatimonsterforum.org

The Architect

Quote from: ducpainter on August 08, 2014, 02:48:51 AM
[http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b99_1407453967]

Remove the brackets ...I couldn't get the link to post without them.

Priceless!

Here's a copy of the full video.  There's a chart for men also.
Hot Crazy Matrix - A Man's Guide to Women: http://youtu.be/hKWmFWRVLlU




the_Journeyman

That is pretty hilarious.  Wonder if you can highside a swing?

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Skybarney

Two things I don't do.  Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
Feel free to PM me if needed, otherwise you will find me elsewhere.