Bought a backup vehicle yesterday...

[Rameses]

Wife?

When did you and Jobu get hitched?

I was going to ask that same question.

So that's what that trip to Vegas was all about.

Har har.

Great job!

Deal King is proud.

That's funny, because I thought about your title as soon as I had the deal lined up.   

so...what is wrong with it that they are selling it after a month?

Nothing.

They bought it to use in a movie and then needed to unload it quickly because they were headed back to the other coast after they were done.   

What happens when you put it in a microwave?

  That was one hell of a fun night.

[DucHead]

Wife?

How long did it take her to get here from Russia?   

Gimme a holler when you have time.  I'm gettin' hitched too.

[zooom]

What happens when you put it in a microwave?

it doesn't takeoff from the treadmill....

[lethe]

it doesn't takeoff from the treadmill....

that depends, the microwave that he was presented with can do things outside our meager laws of physics

[duc_fan]

it doesn't takeoff from the treadmill....

Of course the truck won't take off from the treadmill... it's wheel-driven.  Only the airplane takes off, because it's air-driven. 

[LowThudd]

Which wins on a treadmill: a Hydrofoil or a hovercraft. lol

[zooom]

Which wins on a treadmill: a Hydrofoil or a hovercraft. lol

neither....they both get stomped by the hobbit on a reverse unicycle

[Rameses]

Wife?

How long did it take her to get here from Russia?   

Gimme a holler when you have time.  I'm gettin' hitched too.

That's awesome, congrats!

that depends, the microwave that he was presented with can do things outside our meager laws of physics

Quoted for truth.