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Confirmed Modaholic

Started by smalltorque, August 16, 2013, 06:18:53 AM

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smalltorque

Hello everyone... my name is Paul & I'm a modaholic. There, I've said it!  [clap]

It all started about 10 months ago when I entered a complicated relationship with my seemingly innocent Thaitalian mistress.... let's call her M795.  [bow_down]

She was beautiful as she was, but from day one started begging, pleading for, demanding modifications! What could I do? I'm only human after all, & it didn't take long for me to cave in & step onto the slippery slope of  aesthetic modification with just a small, harmless tail tidy.

That wasn't so painful, & surely nobody would know if I just left it at that? Easier said than done because her demands didn't stop, in fact they got worse, she wouldn't let me sleep at night & before I knew it, very quickly led to an integrated tail light.... new skins.... axle & frame sliders.... & so on & so on!! When will it end? When will she be satisfied & realize she is just as beautiful as any other monster???? Can anybody help me??? My god... if my wife finds out how much I've spent on my Thaitalian mistress & this crazy addiction!!!!....  :o :o ???

This was her when we first met... so sweet & uncorrupted   :'(





After just a few months she had changed, & showed no signs of slowing down her demands!! I was hopelessly head over heels! What was a poor boy to do?





Now after 10 months I fear there is no light at the end of the tunnel... I am a total modaholic!!! Please help me?? What can I do??? There are more mods on the way, I can feel it. I just know she wants so much more!







...edited to fix links...

B206L - 3rd funnest
M795 - 2nd funnest
MD500E - most funnest

Slide Panda

-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

ungeheuer

wow... sss an' all  [thumbsup]

looks great  [thumbsup]

The dark skins, red frame combo is one of my favourites  [thumbsup]
Ducati 1100S Monster Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE



Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

smalltorque

Thanks Ung. I didn't intend to get a red frame, but I didn't have a lot of choice in Thailand short of stripping a brand new bike & repainting it. That being said, it has definitely grown on me & now I don't think I would change it.

There's a few more mods coming & a little bit more red, but not too much, is rumoured to be on it's way.  [popcorn]
B206L - 3rd funnest
M795 - 2nd funnest
MD500E - most funnest