The Completely Un-Official - How to tell I am getting old - Thread

Started by Skybarney, August 20, 2013, 12:10:16 PM

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Skybarney

#105
October 28, 2013, 11:54:38 AM
When you tell your chase crew that Lou Reed died and they say "Lou who"?
Two things I don't do.  Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
Feel free to PM me if needed, otherwise you will find me elsewhere.

Grampa

#106
October 28, 2013, 12:05:24 PM
i find out how old i really am next monday. the doctors plan to do a colonoscopy with a carbon dating chaser.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Skybarney

#107
October 28, 2013, 12:54:21 PM
Carbon chaser?  Now that is true dedication to mods.....   ;D 
Two things I don't do.  Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
Feel free to PM me if needed, otherwise you will find me elsewhere.

Speedbag

#108
October 28, 2013, 02:18:37 PM
Quote from: Skybarney on October 28, 2013, 11:54:38 AM
When you tell your chase crew that Lou Reed died and they say "Lou who"?

+1
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

ducpainter

#109
October 28, 2013, 04:48:29 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 28, 2013, 12:05:24 PM
i find out how old i really am next monday. the doctors plan to do a colonoscopy with a carbon dating chaser.
Ahhh yes...

the old butt cam. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Grampa

#110
October 28, 2013, 05:13:39 PM
as much as I payed for the pre ass-cam colon flush kit, they'd better find something magical in there.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#111
October 28, 2013, 05:16:38 PM
Scallops?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Grampa

#112
October 28, 2013, 05:20:37 PM
?
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#113
October 28, 2013, 05:25:47 PM
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Grampa

#114
October 28, 2013, 05:38:04 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 28, 2013, 05:25:47 PM
Best you'll do is benign polyps...

Scallops. ;)

I have no idea why they wanna look up. When they looked down a couple of weeks ago, nothing was found.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#115
October 28, 2013, 05:40:16 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 28, 2013, 05:38:04 PM
I have no idea why they wanna look up. When they looked down a couple of weeks ago, nothing was found.
The answer is simple...

you have insurance.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Grampa

#116
October 28, 2013, 05:50:21 PM
no... I went to the o-care website, and it kept hyper-linking me back to no monster content.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#117
October 28, 2013, 06:08:25 PM
Where's the LMAO while shaking head smiley? [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Howie

#118
October 28, 2013, 09:17:42 PM
I had a senior moment the other night: 

Getting ready to ride home.
Look in my pocket for my ear plugs.
No ear plugs.
"Gary, do you have a spare pair of ear plugs"?
Yes he does.
I attempt insert them and guess what are in my ears :P

koko64

#119
October 29, 2013, 06:58:57 AM
 [laugh]

Got rid of a whole bunch of shirts the other day, that no longer fit my neck. :P

I need high energy levels to listen to Black Sabbath nowdays. Usually prefer peace and quiet.
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