The Completely Un-Official - How to tell I am getting old - Thread

Started by Skybarney, August 20, 2013, 12:10:16 PM

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Grampa

#120
October 30, 2013, 12:32:46 PM
Nobody cares.

lm has an english major and is a teacher.

I am a student.

I am a student making the whoopie with an english teacher and nobody cares.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

zooom

#121
October 30, 2013, 12:40:03 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 30, 2013, 12:32:46 PM
Nobody cares.

lm has an english major and is a teacher.

I am a student.

I am a student making the whoopie with an english teacher and nobody cares.

so you are totally David Lee Roth and you are Hot For Teacher then eh?
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Speeddog

#122
October 30, 2013, 01:35:28 PM
Quote from: zooom on October 30, 2013, 12:40:03 PM
so you are totally David Lee Roth and you are Hot For Teacher then eh?

bp ≠ David Lee Roth

*definitely*  [thumbsup]

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Grampa

#123
October 30, 2013, 03:52:34 PM
I'm more of a fat Sammy Hagar with less hair and less tallent...but I like tequila.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

koko64

#124
October 30, 2013, 11:37:48 PM
 [laugh] [clap]
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zooom

#125
October 31, 2013, 05:19:25 AM
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

Skybarney

#126
November 27, 2013, 08:01:50 AM
When a bitcoin is worth hundreds of dollars more than it was yesterday and still not knowing just WTF as bitcoin is.
Two things I don't do.  Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
Feel free to PM me if needed, otherwise you will find me elsewhere.

zooom

#127
November 27, 2013, 08:31:11 AM
Quote from: Skybarney on November 27, 2013, 08:01:50 AM
When a bitcoin is worth hundreds of dollars more than it was yesterday and still not knowing just WTF as bitcoin is.

somebody has to have some hard mawfuggin teefs to bite into a coin and leave marks to identify it as something different.
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red baron

#128
November 27, 2013, 08:48:47 AM
Quote from: geoffduc on August 20, 2013, 02:23:34 PM
Blimey when I look in the mirror I see an olde fart that looks suspiciously like my grand father... [bang]

Geoff... [coffee]


This.  ;D
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

Timmy Tucker

#129
November 30, 2013, 05:40:58 AM
A hot 20-something girl at the bank checked my id a few months back and said "Wow. You look really good for your age"

Thanks?
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red baron

#130
November 30, 2013, 06:41:01 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 28, 2013, 05:13:39 PM
as much as I payed for the pre ass-cam colon flush kit, they'd better find something magical in there.

Oh, you'll get your money's worth from the kit. [laugh]
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

Skybarney

#131
January 13, 2014, 09:24:30 AM
When you think jumping off a 9ft. trailer is a good idea, and it's not.  I used to roll that kinda stuff out and get up singing.  Now I just flop around on the ground and get up screaming obscenities.

Stupid hurts, this hurts a lot.
Two things I don't do.  Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
Feel free to PM me if needed, otherwise you will find me elsewhere.

SpikeC

#132
January 13, 2014, 01:21:47 PM
Quote from: sno_duc on August 20, 2013, 05:05:46 PM
You remember kick starting a street bike equipped with amal carbs.


When I get so winded that I can't get my kick start bike with Amal carbs to start.....
Spike Cornelius
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red baron

#133
January 14, 2014, 10:29:45 PM
When you can no longer trust a fart.
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

LMT

#134
January 14, 2014, 10:33:25 PM
 
Quote from: red baron on January 14, 2014, 10:29:45 PM
When you can no longer trust a fart.

[laugh]  Good thing us women don't have that problem!
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