if......

[Grampa]

I found out that cute, cuddly, IZ_ wuzzy kittens were responsible for computer viruses....I'd stomp on their little necks.

[red baron]

and……………………………..some little lady would see to your demise.

[Grampa]

I'd smack her up too.

I've spent the day getting rid of a "Homeland Security" virus.

It'll cost me some cash tomorrow to fix it.   

[Monsterlover]

Consider Linux next time around.

We don't even run antivirus software at home or at the shop. Its nice.

But on the other side of things, sorry to hear of your homeland troubles ..

[KnightofNi]

if I could find the people responsible for those I would like to stomp on their necks as well.


even if it was a baby kitten/bunny hybrid.

[abby normal]

Consider Linux next time around.

We don't even run antivirus software at home or at the shop. Its nice.

But on the other side of things, sorry to hear of your homeland troubles ..

i had a linux box (red hat) i used for research at UCSD in the 90's.  some a$$ wad managed
to find it online and really F-ed me up.  and he left a message in a obscure directory
saying that i should be more careful about security.  i would have dissolved his
mutilated body in acid had i been able to find him.

[DucHead]

Rudyard Kipling

[ducpainter]

Rudyard Kipling

http://www.kipling.org.uk/poems_if.htm

[Ddan]

If...

canaries carried .45's the pussycats wouldn't make the beast with two backs with them

[lazylightnin717]

I've had my Macbook for 7 years trouble free...

Just sayin' 

[duccarlos]

I also recently switched to Macs for all my home use. Still have a PC at work, but I don't really care what happens to this piece of crap.

[Skybarney]

I actually got to bust a hackers lip once.  Felt pretty damn good.  The hours of my life wasted to little turd hackers is incredible.  Why will the virus cost you cash Bobs?  Never had one actually cost me money, just time.