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Started by Monsterlover, December 24, 2013, 07:37:39 AM

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DexterMorgan

Merry Christmas to all you guys and gals.  Good to know ya.
-Adam-
2013 Monster 1100 Evo
2013 Monster 796 (wife's)

muskrat

Quote from: DRKWNG on December 24, 2013, 02:35:03 PM

is there an invisible elf dancing on that pole we should have seen?
Can we thin the gene pool? 

2015 MTS 1200
09 Electra Glide

brimo

Merry Eczema from down under, bacon consumed, family obligations done, let the (serious) drinking begin. .....by the way, did I mention it's hot? thirty summink degrees and rain on the way.
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

DRKWNG

I'm drinking now, and bacon is primed to accompany morning coffee.
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



Monsterlover

Merry Christmas to clan painter :)

And anyone else still up reading the dmf
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Grampa

the stockings have just been hung by the chimney with care.......

now for some action with mrs claus in her sexy underwear.....
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

geoffduc

A Very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from Jolly Olde England...  [beer]

Geoff... [coffee]
2015 scrambler FT
2009 monster 1100s

DRKWNG

And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

ItsaDuc

Merry Christmas to you all. May your travels  be safe and the laughter loud

Randimus Maximus


Speedbag

Merry Christmas, everybody!  [beer]
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

sno_duc


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krampus
QuoteKrampus is a beast-like creature from the folklore of Alpine countries thought to punish children during the Christmas season who had misbehaved, in contrast with Saint Nicholas, who rewards well-behaved ones with gifts. Krampus is said to capture particularly naughty children in his sack and carry them away to his lair.

Krampus is represented as a beast-like creature, generally demonic in appearance. The creature has roots in Germanic folklore; however, its influence has spread far beyond German borders. Traditionally young men dress up as the Krampus in Austria, southern Bavaria, South Tyrol, northern Friuli, Hungary, Slovenia and Croatia
I know that no DMFers were visited by Krampus, however I wonder if a few might be Krampus.

Merry Christmas to all.
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