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Started by memper, January 27, 2014, 07:58:58 AM

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memper

To me the car operator got mad (maybe even a little spooked) when the cyclist beat him off the line with a bit of a tire squeal.

http://www.break.com/video/road-rage-douchebag-caught-on-cam-2566557
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ChrisK

I think the only thing that happened here was douchebaggery.
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abby normal

that one's been around for a while.  what's curious to me is why you
would even stick around to listen to a cocky strutting little douche nozzle
in his mommy's GTI.
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fastwin

What an asshole. Acting like that around here could get you 2-3 shots center body mass. Wow, talk about having a little weenie syndrome. Bet no one sees that video (scooter rider or not) and doesn't think the same thing. Jerk.
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The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

lawbreaker

The very second anyone gets close to me, i drop the kickstand.... why that doosh didn't get his ass handed to him is beyond me...

duccarlos

Specially if he's wearing gear and the douche is not.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

Grampa

Personally...I would have hugged him and reassured him that everything was going to be ok....

then secretly follow him home. then when he's sleeping, shove one of his participation trophies up his ass, fart on his head, then kill his parents.
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duccarlos

What if is parents were already dead? Would you need to hug him again?
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

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duccarlos

I was just in that area. Didn't run into any crazy road ragers. I would say that this dude should go to Miami, where they really take their road rage seriously.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

Grampa

Quote from: duccarlos on January 27, 2014, 10:18:50 AM
What if is parents were already dead? Would you need to hug him again?

yes.

I would then proceed to rearrange his sock drawer and items in his pantry.
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So I went solo.  -Me

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fastwin

Damn dude. You're bad ass evil. [evil] Jeez, not the sock drawer. How f#@king cruel. And to mess with his participation trophies. You're not from this planet. ;D Beezlebobspapa...
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

duccarlos

Quote from: bobspapa on January 27, 2014, 12:26:14 PM
yes.

I would then proceed to rearrange his sock drawer and items in his pantry.

But in reverse alphabetical order. That will show him.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

Skybarney

Think that's bad?  When I was a kid I got pissed at my mom and spent the better part of six months moving things she put down.  Not very far, sometimes a few inches, other times a few feet.  She never caught me a single time......

Telling her she was not going crazy was a hoot, 30 years later.  [evil]
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We had an attorney years ago that worked in my court that was really bad about his stuff. His desk drawer was classic obsessive/compulsive. If you looked those words up in a dictionary there would be a picture of him, his desk and the cork bulletin board above the desk. Things measured out and taped down with Scotch tape, all #2 pencils sharpened exactly the same and all the same length, everything madly arranged on the bulletin board, etc.

Of course acting that way is only asking for trouble. EVERYONE messed with his stuff ALL THE TIME! [laugh] Just a little here, a little there... nothing major. Just bump his perfect universe a bit out of kilter. We'll all burn in hell for it but even the judge liked doing it. And of course we never let on that we did anything.

Bobspapa would of had a field day with his sock drawer. [laugh] [laugh] 
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.