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Started by ungeheuer, June 15, 2014, 06:27:39 AM

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ungeheuer

June 15, 2014, 06:27:39 AM
 [bacon] << not that that's intended to meddle with the democratic process,
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red baron

#1
June 15, 2014, 06:53:43 AM
SPAM n eggs
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Monsterlover

#2
June 15, 2014, 06:56:32 AM
A 12" long centipede
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Howie

#3
June 15, 2014, 06:59:42 AM
I voted for Uncle Toby's.  More  [bacon] for me [drool]

DarkMonster620

#4
June 15, 2014, 08:02:22 AM
OK, brekkie was eaten:

1. Platter made up of "fresh" fruits, some muesli with yogurt
2. Platter made of cold cuts & cheese with some bread
3. Hot brekkie > fried eggs, soft, sunny side up, bacon, ham, hash browns and OJ
4. More coffee
5. Now, a hot shower[don't have hot water at home], a nice shave and it seems after all these, hit the mall, [bang]
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Monsterlover

#5
June 15, 2014, 08:15:34 AM
No centipede?  You could wrap it in bacon if it would help ;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

the_Journeyman

#6
June 15, 2014, 08:22:53 AM
Why was there not an option for boobies wrapped in bacon?

JM
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DarkMonster620

#7
June 15, 2014, 08:34:05 AM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on June 15, 2014, 08:22:53 AM
Why was there not an option for boobies wrapped in bacon?

JM
don't think wifey would like it as much as I might   ;D
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Monsterlover

#8
June 15, 2014, 08:50:27 AM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on June 15, 2014, 08:22:53 AM
Why was there not an option for boobies wrapped in bacon?

JM

Seriously

Quote from: Darkmonster620 on June 15, 2014, 08:34:05 AM
don't think wifey would like it as much as I might   ;D

It's not all about her, Carlos ;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

teddy037.3

#9
June 15, 2014, 11:00:21 AM
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on June 15, 2014, 08:02:22 AM
OK, brekkie was eaten:

1. Platter made up of "fresh" fruits, some muesli with yogurt
2. Platter made of cold cuts & cheese with some bread
3. Hot brekkie > fried eggs, soft, sunny side up, bacon, ham, hash browns and OJ
4. More coffee
5. Now, a hot shower[don't have hot water at home], a nice shave and it seems after all these, hit the mall, [bang]

what did you have for 2nd brekkie?

DarkMonster620

#10
June 15, 2014, 11:37:38 AM
Quote from: teddy037.3 on June 15, 2014, 11:00:21 AM
what did you have for 2nd brekkie?
I'm gonna have brunch now  . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DarkMonster620

#12
June 15, 2014, 11:54:04 AM
included drinks, no limit, mimosas and bloody marys . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

teddy037.3

#13
June 15, 2014, 11:57:11 AM
very nice. have a bloody mary for me  [beer]

the_Journeyman

#14
June 15, 2014, 12:45:49 PM
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on June 15, 2014, 11:54:04 AM
included drinks, no limit, mimosas and bloody marys . . .

Mmmm  Bloody Marys! 

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.
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