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Started by stonemaster, August 09, 2014, 01:04:50 PM

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IZ

Quote from: stonemaster on August 09, 2014, 04:53:22 PM
How dense can you guys be ??? Little League World Series, its on TV, and if you dont know what milf means then [bang] ...... my 15 yr old stepson (and a Eagle Scout) is laughing at you right now [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


Militant Islamic Lesbian Farmers?


Quote from: bobspapa on August 09, 2014, 04:53:03 PM
midget is lightly focused

[laugh]


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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

brimo

Misogynistic Idiotic Lowbrow make the beast with two backswit?
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

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Quote from: koko64 on April 02, 2014, 02:52:23 AM
Don't buy cheap shit, it can cut your balls off.

red baron

"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

Grampa

insensitive bastards taking liberties
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

red baron

Quote from: bobspapa on August 10, 2014, 06:58:03 AM
insensitive bastards taking liberties

You forgot the 4 silly. 8)
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

Ducatamount

I cringed a little when I opened and read this topic yesterday.
Not because of the OP's statement but because I knew it was only a matter of time before the chardonay drinking, golf playing, pseudo - intellectual holier than thou types would try to kill this guy with a thousand little nibbles.
As if none of you "lusted in your heart" for some mother.  [laugh]
That doesn't make you misogynistic.
He'll figure out the vibe of this forum.
half fast

DucHead

Quote from: Ducatamount on August 10, 2014, 07:44:10 AM
I cringed a little when I opened and read this topic yesterday.
Not because of the OP's statement but because I knew it was only a matter of time before the chardonay drinking, golf playing, pseudo - intellectual holier than thou types would try to kill this guy with a thousand little nibbles.
As if none of you "lusted in your heart" for some mother.  [laugh]
That doesn't make you misogynistic.
He'll figure out the vibe of this forum.

[thumbsup]  Every forum has a handful of members like that, but this forum is indeed special.
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Grampa

Quote from: Ducatamount on August 10, 2014, 07:44:10 AM
I cringed a little when I opened and read this topic yesterday.
Not because of the OP's statement but because I knew it was only a matter of time before the chardonay drinking, golf playing, pseudo - intellectual holier than thou types would try to kill this guy with a thousand little nibbles.
As if none of you "lusted in your heart" for some mother.  [laugh]
That doesn't make you misogynistic.
He'll figure out the vibe of this forum.


I'm more of a beer drinking Frisbee tosser.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

brimo

#24
Quote from: bobspapa on August 10, 2014, 08:57:44 AM

I'm more of a beer drinking Frisbee tosser.

I'm just a tosser.  :'(

Quote from: Ducatamount on August 10, 2014, 07:44:10 AM
I cringed a little when I opened and read this topic yesterday.
Not because of the OP's statement but because I knew it was only a matter of time before the chardonay drinking, golf playing, pseudo - intellectual holier than thou types would try to kill this guy with a thousand little nibbles.
As if none of you "lusted in your heart" for some mother.  [laugh]
That doesn't make you misogynistic.
He'll figure out the vibe of this forum.

By the way, it's Chardonnay, not Chardonay.
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

ducpainter

Quote from: brimo on August 10, 2014, 05:14:27 PM

By the way, it's Chardonnay, not Chardonay.
He can't help it...

he's from Vermont. ;D
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Quote from: ducpainter on August 10, 2014, 05:29:51 PM
He can't help it...

he's from Vermont. ;D

Chardonmaple syrup?
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ungeheuer

Quote from: Ducatamount on August 10, 2014, 07:44:10 AM
I cringed a little when I opened and read this topic yesterday.
Not because of the OP's statement but because I knew it was only a matter of time before the chardonay drinking, golf playing, pseudo - intellectual holier than thou types would try to kill this guy with a thousand little nibbles.
[roll]

I don't mind a glass of cheap Chardy on a stinkin' hot summer's day.  Can't say I see the point of golf though.  Futile pursuit IMO... how hard could it be anyway??  The friggin' ball isn't even moving when you get to swing the bat at it. 

None of which has anything much to do with anything really.  Beats me why you even mentioned such off-topic irrelevancies. 

Quote from: Ducatamount on August 10, 2014, 07:44:10 AMAs if none of you "lusted in your heart" for some mother.  [laugh]
Guilty.  I not only lust after some mother, I root her as often as she'll let me.  But I have more respect than to think of her - or any other attractive woman - as "MILF".  Despite my dislike of golf  :P.

None of which makes no never mind in comparison to the real source of my disgruntlement.  I will NOT stand ildy by whilst you insult my ol' mate brimo.

How the make the beast with two backs dare you suggest he is in any way..... intellectual.






















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brimo

Thanks Ung, nice to know you've always got my back.

(What's a intilenctual by the way?)







"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell