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Chicken Strips should be renamed - Bacon Strips!!!

Started by CairnsDuc, July 11, 2008, 05:18:39 PM

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CairnsDuc

G'day all

We all know how the whole Chicken strips thing works on the side of your tyres, and for those that don't a brief Synopsis - The unused portion of the Tyre tread on either side of the part that touches the road, meaning you are to chicken to lean the bike right over in the turns. So these shiny unused portions of the tread section stand out like dog's balls, Hence the term Chicken Strips.

But as Ducati riders we like to be a little different from the rest of the World (And I mean that in a good way)
Let the Japanese bike riders refer to there Chicken strips

We should have  [bacon] Strips!!!

Who's with me?  [thumbsup]
Or should I double my medication?  :P

jclin


He Man

You know those tires that smoke red when you do burn outs?

Well, if they made tires that smelled like bacon when you did burn outs, or when they get really hot. ID BE DOWN!!!
2006 Ducati S2R1100 Yea.... stunttin like my daddy CHROMED OUT 1100!!!!


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x136

Flaw:

You want to be rid of chicken strips. Why, though, would you want to eradicate bacon?
     

cshadow2

Quote from: x136 on July 11, 2008, 06:15:34 PM
Flaw:

You want to be rid of chicken strips. Why, though, would you want to eradicate bacon?


just say no to bacon eradication.......

CairnsDuc

Quote from: x136 on July 11, 2008, 06:15:34 PM
Flaw:

You want to be rid of chicken strips. Why, though, would you want to eradicate bacon?

No, but it gives me a good excuse to keep riding like a little girl  [cheeky]
Also with the roads here in Northern Australia, I'll never get that far over to remove them  [thumbsup]

Rev. Millertime

I don't know... I've heard Bacon Strips used as a term for skid marks in underwear.


I don't really want people hearing me talking about someone's bacon strips and thinking shit stains....

On second thought, it could gross people out... I'm all for it!
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.

teddy037.2

Quote from: x136 on July 11, 2008, 06:15:34 PM
Flaw:

You want to be rid of chicken strips. Why, though, would you want to eradicate bacon?

+11TB...

at least for bikes. I like to eradicate bacon w/my tummy ;D

c_rex

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BastrdHK

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Popeye the Sailor

Wouldn't that make "bringing home the bacon" a *bad* thing?



Let's not confuse any potential bringers of bacon.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Popeye the Sailor

Ah! I know! We could name them Turkey bacon strips! Then it would all make sense.


No one would want to have 'em.
No one would admit to having 'em.
And IZ would always have 'em with his perpetually new tires!  [laugh]
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

teddy037.2

Quote from: someguy on July 12, 2008, 06:13:42 PM
Ah! I know! We could name them Turkey bacon strips! Then it would all make sense.


No one would want to have 'em.
No one would admit to having 'em.
And IZ would always have 'em with his perpetually new tires!  [laugh]

bahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

CairnsDuc

Turkey Bacon, must a USA thing, never seen that here in Australia

Could it be as bad a Soy bacon?!?!? Healthy bacon....There should be a law!

jclin

Quote from: CairnsDuc on July 12, 2008, 06:43:04 PM
Turkey Bacon, must a USA thing, never seen that here in Australia

Could it be as bad a Soy bacon?!?!? Healthy bacon....There should be a law!

Turkey bacon has its place...just don't call it bacon. It's more like salty turkey strips. I personally like salty turkey strips, but it doesn't even come close to good ol' bacon... [bacon]