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Started by Grampa, February 19, 2015, 06:06:09 AM

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ducpainter

#15
February 20, 2015, 03:21:56 AM
Quote from: Speeddog on February 19, 2015, 07:05:47 PM
Better send two, that way at least one will be on time for next year.
You're assuming she'll let him stay another year. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Grampa

#16
February 20, 2015, 10:27:26 AM
She keeps me around for my sexytime skill-set.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#17
February 20, 2015, 10:28:23 AM
Quote from: Grampa on February 20, 2015, 10:27:26 AM
She keeps me around for my sexytime skill-set.
At least you're good for something. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Grampa

#18
February 20, 2015, 10:38:03 AM
My mom always said I was a make the beast with two backsup.

Work with whatcha got ;)
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ZLTFUL

#19
February 20, 2015, 11:03:51 AM
Quote from: Grampa on February 20, 2015, 10:27:26 AM
She keeps me around for my sexytime skill-set.

Dude...bro...she actually said "...for his Scentsy skill-set." She was talking candles and air fresheners...
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DesmoDiva

#20
February 20, 2015, 02:42:27 PM
Happy belated, LM!!   [beer] [wine]
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Grampa

#21
February 26, 2015, 07:07:10 PM
LM would like to take this time to thank the kind people of NH for their thoughtfulness in awarding her this major award.

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#22
February 27, 2015, 04:23:37 AM
Quote from: Grampa on February 26, 2015, 07:07:10 PM
LM would like to take this time to thank the kind people of NH for their thoughtfulness in awarding her this major award.


I couldn't get one of the roadsigns. :-\
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


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