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Started by Ddan, July 06, 2015, 03:40:56 AM

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kopfjäger

#15
July 07, 2015, 04:16:22 PM
"There's not a pill you can take, there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forevah."
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ducpainter

#16
July 07, 2015, 05:32:51 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on July 07, 2015, 04:16:22 PM
"There's not a pill you can take, there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forevah."
[beer]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


herm

#17
July 07, 2015, 05:49:51 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on July 07, 2015, 04:16:22 PM
"There's not a pill you can take, there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forevah."

stupid is in fact self correcting. Problem is, it's permanent..
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

ducpainter

#18
July 07, 2015, 06:04:41 PM
Quote from: herm on July 07, 2015, 05:49:51 PM
stupid is in fact self correcting. Problem is, it's permanent..

...or...

forevah. :-*
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Grampa

#19
July 07, 2015, 06:06:43 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on July 07, 2015, 04:16:22 PM
"There's not a pill you can take, there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forevah."

So...I should just toss in the towel then.

Crap.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#20
July 07, 2015, 06:13:43 PM
Quote from: Grampa on July 07, 2015, 06:06:43 PM
So...I should just toss in the towel then.

Crap.
Stoopit...

and dumb...

are different. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


kopfjäger

#21
July 07, 2015, 07:00:36 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
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Dochunt

#22
July 07, 2015, 07:18:51 PM
I guess with modern science there is more around.
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Grampa

#23
July 07, 2015, 07:32:46 PM
My feeling has been hurt.


Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Speeddog

#24
July 07, 2015, 08:20:21 PM
Quote from: herm on July 07, 2015, 05:49:51 PM
stupid is in fact self correcting. Problem is, it's permanent..

Absolutely, but the frequent collateral damage is the distressing part.
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Ddan

#25
July 08, 2015, 03:22:27 AM
Quote from: herm on July 07, 2015, 05:49:51 PM
stupid is in fact self correcting. Problem is, it's permanent..

Permanent is an advantage, not a problem.  Chlorine in the gene pool.   [thumbsup]
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ducpainter

#26
July 08, 2015, 04:22:52 AM
Quote from: Grampa on July 07, 2015, 07:32:46 PM
My feeling has been hurt.



Why...

you're in good company.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Bick

#27
July 09, 2015, 08:06:30 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on July 08, 2015, 04:22:52 AM
Why...

you're in good company.

The bigger question is why is Joel harboring a fugitive feeling? 
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

#28
July 09, 2015, 08:34:21 AM
Quote from: Rotor Head on July 09, 2015, 08:06:30 AM
The bigger question is why is Joel harboring a fugitive feeling? 
Sensitive. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Grampa

#29
July 09, 2015, 03:35:10 PM
It was a gift from my grandmother.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell
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