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Started by kopfjäger, June 29, 2016, 03:34:11 PM

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kopfjäger

June 29, 2016, 03:34:11 PM
I'd be more than willing to step up to the plate. I can easily win your father over, (he's probably my age) I'm self confident, I'm a huge downhill ski fan, (I am a positive influence on athletes) I can cook, I'm pretty make the beast with two backsing funny, I can double as your personal security,  I love dogs, and I sold my golf clubs.


Lindsey Vonn: - CNN.com - www.cnn.com
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/29/entertainment/lindsey-vonn-dating-men/index.html?campaign_id=A100&campaign_type=Email
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ducpainter

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June 29, 2016, 03:36:43 PM
Dood... [laugh] [clap] [laugh] [clap]...

good luck with it.

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koko64

#2
June 29, 2016, 03:44:37 PM
Give it a shot, don't know if you don't try. [laugh]
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Bick

#3
June 29, 2016, 04:00:31 PM
Dear Lindsey,

While Kopf is probably a decent human being, you probably want to be with someone who is not already in his sunset years.

It would also be much easier for you and I to date, as we are practically neighbors already.

And, Helicopter Pilot.  'Nuf said.





Sorry Daryl.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

koko64

#4
June 29, 2016, 04:08:29 PM
Gotta' sell your golf clubs though.
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koko64

#5
June 29, 2016, 04:10:43 PM


"While Kopf is probably a decent human being, you probably want to be with someone who is not already in his sunset years."

No problem, look at Charlie Chaplin :D
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Bick

#6
June 29, 2016, 04:13:24 PM


I rest my case.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

kopfjäger

#7
June 29, 2016, 04:42:02 PM
I almost forgot.....I love stargazing, thunderstorms, long walks in the rain, and chocolate pudding skins.
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DarkMonster620

#8
June 29, 2016, 05:15:54 PM
Lindsey,

Hey, I am just a dude that cooks a bit here and there, eats like a friggin' decathlon participant, know a thing or two about cars and motorcycles and most important, I am a tourist who has never in his life put on a pair of skies but, has done some ice skating . . .

I am jobless but, searching.

Hope you give me a change to prove you that non-athletic guys are worth the chance
Carlos
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#9
June 29, 2016, 05:25:35 PM
Dear Lindsey.

Get with the program! This is 2016. You don't need a man to start a family. It really sounds like you need a wife. Parents love me. Little babies coo at me. Small dogs jump right into my arms.

I cook, clean, iron, and have shoes enough to match any purse you would need me hold for you.

Plus I could teach you a thing or two! 

PS - I don't golf.  ;D

koko64

#10
June 29, 2016, 05:38:28 PM
Like I said, worth a shot. :D
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Speeddog

#11
June 29, 2016, 07:39:45 PM
Given her prior beau, perhaps words like "loyal" or "monogamous", or phrases like "I'm not a skirt-chasing dirtbag" or "I don't hop into the sack with every warm body I possibly can", may help you folks tune up your presentations.

Just sayin'.

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#12
June 30, 2016, 07:56:28 AM
Quote from: LMT on June 29, 2016, 05:25:35 PM
Dear Lindsey.

Get with the program! This is 2016. You don't need a man to start a family. It really sounds like you need a wife. Parents love me. Little babies coo at me. Small dogs jump right into my arms.

I cook, clean, iron, and have shoes enough to match any purse you would need me hold for you.

Plus I could teach you a thing or two! 

PS - I don't golf.  ;D

LMT FTW!    [laugh] [thumbsup]
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Duck-Stew

#13
June 30, 2016, 01:09:28 PM
Quote from: LMT on June 29, 2016, 05:25:35 PM
Dear Lindsey.

Get with the program! This is 2016. You don't need a man to start a family. It really sounds like you need a wife. Parents love me. Little babies coo at me. Small dogs jump right into my arms.

I cook, clean, iron, and have shoes enough to match any purse you would need me hold for you.

Plus I could teach you a thing or two! 

PS - I don't golf.  ;D

LMT gets my vote!  [thumbsup]
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red baron

#14
June 30, 2016, 03:04:36 PM
Quite possibly one of the best threads every.


Dear Ms. Vonn,

Three solid candidates here are already in contention (albeit most have their AARP cards).


Personally I've already married above my pay grade. ;D
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