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I bet the suspense was killing you...DIMBY 2017

Started by ducpainter, June 14, 2017, 04:38:57 PM

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Monsterlover

#105
August 08, 2017, 04:48:19 PM
Quote from: herm on August 08, 2017, 04:40:05 PM
In general, this has strategy has worked for all prior DIMBY attendees.....
The exception, I think, was Ung, who never fell over. or fell asleep?

I'm pretty sure there's something in the water down there that makes them grow second livers. I don't think that was his first rodeo.

Soooo...Dimby sliders again?  If so how many?  I feel like we made 48 last year. 24 is the other option.

Well, or 72 [evil]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#106
August 09, 2017, 04:48:12 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on August 08, 2017, 04:48:19 PM
I'm pretty sure there's something in the water down there that makes them grow second livers. I don't think that was his first rodeo.

Soooo...Dimby sliders again?  If so how many?  I feel like we made 48 last year. 24 is the other option.

Well, or 72 [evil]
Well there's gonna be 10 people...not counting kids, and walk-ons like Corey and Jeannie, and my buddy Guy and his wife...and whoever else might drop by. Pretty sure Mrs. I will not partake. Not sure about the kids.

You decide.
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Monsterlover

#107
August 09, 2017, 04:50:32 AM
[thumbsup]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

The Architect

#108
August 09, 2017, 06:52:59 AM
Going to miss it again this year, I'll be in Maine.   :-[

Oldfisti

#109
August 09, 2017, 07:02:45 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 08, 2017, 04:03:15 AM
Careful kitty... [evil]


Danger is my middle name  [shot]
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herm

#110
August 10, 2017, 04:28:50 AM
Is this list accurate?

DP
T
Z
herm
Satellite Smithy and offspring
Mr & Mrs Monsterlover
Beans
Howie
Ddan!
Alfisti, or so he says...
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Popeye the Sailor

#111
August 10, 2017, 05:54:56 AM
Quote from: Oldfisti on August 09, 2017, 07:02:45 PM

Danger is my middle name  [shot]

It's the kids middle name.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#112
August 10, 2017, 09:16:41 AM
Quote from: herm on August 10, 2017, 04:28:50 AM
Is this list accurate?

DP
T
Z
herm
Satellite Smithy and offspring
Mr & Mrs Monsterlover
Beans
Howie
Ddan!
Alfisti, or so he says...
I believe Dave's wife Paula is coming. Corey and Jeannie will be by, as will Guy and his wife Zeta. Otherwise, yes it is AFAIK. We have enough food for an army.

Why do you ask Two Dogs?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Statler

#113
August 10, 2017, 10:20:07 AM
Ugh.  I ALMOST made it.   Was planning on driving tomorrow with a roof tent on the jeep and surprise people.  Just roll in and park and set up. 

But my (originally one day) trial today continued to tomorrow and Monday.   Judge asked what legal case I had that prevented me from coming back tomorrow and threatened contempt if I couldn't produce a case number.    Dimby doesn't qualify.   

I can't drive up sat and back sun and be easy for Monday. 


Crap. 

Sorry, guys. 
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

Monsterlover

#114
August 10, 2017, 10:25:33 AM
Quote from: Statler on August 10, 2017, 10:20:07 AM
Ugh.  I ALMOST made it.   Was planning on driving tomorrow with a roof tent on the jeep and surprise people.  Just roll in and park and set up. 

But my (originally one day) trial today continued to tomorrow and Monday.   Judge asked what legal case I had that prevented me from coming back tomorrow and threatened contempt if I couldn't produce a case number.    Dimby doesn't qualify.   

I can't drive up sat and back sun and be easy for Monday. 


Crap. 

Sorry, guys. 

Points for an excellent plan [thumbsup]

Sorry you won't be able to make it :(
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Monsterlover

#115
August 10, 2017, 11:49:59 AM
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#116
August 10, 2017, 12:06:47 PM
Quote from: Statler on August 10, 2017, 10:20:07 AM
Ugh.  I ALMOST made it.   Was planning on driving tomorrow with a roof tent on the jeep and surprise people.  Just roll in and park and set up. 

But my (originally one day) trial today continued to tomorrow and Monday.   Judge asked what legal case I had that prevented me from coming back tomorrow and threatened contempt if I couldn't produce a case number.    Dimby doesn't qualify.   

I can't drive up sat and back sun and be easy for Monday. 


Crap. 

Sorry, guys. 
I could give you a docket number from any one of my divorces. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Howie

#117
August 10, 2017, 12:24:35 PM
Tell the judge you need to be at DIMBY to defend us when the police and fire marshal show up :P

Speeddog

#118
August 10, 2017, 02:07:44 PM
I'm sorry, Your Honor.
I was kidnapped by a motorcycle gang and forced to drink massive quantities of alcohol.
And they nearly set me on fire.
It was the most harrowing experience of my life.
The police showed up and the whole gang escaped.
The officers kindly gave me a ride home.

That should work, yes?
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herm

#119
August 10, 2017, 03:28:18 PM
Quote from: Speeddog on August 10, 2017, 02:07:44 PM
I'm sorry, Your Honor.
I was kidnapped by a motorcycle gang and forced to drink massive quantities of alcohol.
And they nearly set me on fire.
It was the most harrowing experience of my life.
The police showed up and the whole gang escaped.
The officers kindly gave me a ride home.

That should work, yes?

And I lost a bolt for my bike... I mean car,....er, my tie!
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...
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