The Svoloch is packing!! didn't want to be left out of CHL!!!

[pipeliner1978]

No all you need is a meat mustache!! 

But then you would look like a  that cheered for "DA BEARS"

[WonderBoy]

So, if your "piece" leaks, it will look like you peed yourself.... 

That's usually the case.

[svoloch]

I swear to god I have never had a conversation with Alan where he did not bring up the words "meat moustache"....   This usually leaves me feeling awkward and uncomfortable, like when people at work talk about sports that are not soccer and motorcycle racing...  I'm like "did WHO show up what kind of training?!?!"  and "What is a meat moustache?"

I'm not kidding.  Every single one.  I'm going to call him on the phone right now, and 20$ says he sees it is me calling on callerID, and answers the phone with an enthusiastic "Meat Moustache!"