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Started by Pinion, March 13, 2020, 04:42:38 PM

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Pinion

Anyone else go to grocery store and find no tp..........wtf
Will trade toilet paper for parts

koko64

Yep, dumbmake the beast with two backs panic buying and onselling at scalper prices.
Stores are now limiting how much one person may purchase.
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Pinion

There isn’t any in my county, Amazon, even wall art is out.
I am so oblivious, had no idea. Derp
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Heath

Our local Costco has a HUGE parking lot.  I have never seen it more than a third full during the week. Today it was almost full at 2PM on a Friday.  I turned around and will get my back up stash from my parents if I run out.  Lucky for me they horde stuff like that already.

I'm more worried about my cats at this point. I am out of litter except for what is in the litter box right now lol.  I get that at Costco too.
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Stella

#4
I just secured a 6 pack of rolls from a friend of mine who scored 4 packages yesterday.

I can't believe I'm begging for TP but grateful that's all I'm begging for at this point. .

The one Costco I tried (but failed) to get into yesterday said they're out of stock for 2 weeks.    


???



Just found this DIY gem  ;D

https://www.ehow.com/how_4514690_make-toilet-paper.html
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zach (Slag)

I have Crohn's disease and go through an impressive amount of TP. Shower massager bidet may be in my future, lol
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Pinion

Mmmmmmm, Huggies wipes
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Stella

Quote from: Pinion on March 13, 2020, 07:52:53 PM
Mmmmmmm, Huggies wipes


Wipes are wiped out as well from the store shelves.  At least here anyway.  ???
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herm

Buy multi packs of cotton athletic socks
Cut cotton socks into 3 - 4 sections.
Use wisely.

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Pinion

Lol, I got my stash of 24 rolls, felt like I was getting away with something. Waiting for someone to stop me on the way out. Derp
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Stella

#13
Awake early as usual this morning so I decided to try the stores when they first opened.

Store 1, open at 5am:  bare shelves
Store 2, open at 6am:  bare shelves


"No TP for you!"


I didn't want to have to rely on my friends who have hoarded TP but I'm done dealing with the stores and the masses.

I've had an above average # of battles this week and TP does not need to be on that list (thanks to friends).

[roll]
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Pinion

Will trade toilet paper for parts