Saltlick is the Schnizzit

[duc_fan]

There... I made the text larger since your eyes are obviously failing you.     That "L" has a strikeout through it.

And in case anyone didn't think you were perverse before, where your mind just went should be the convincing bit of evidence. 

[NEIKOS]

Bah, I'm innocent and pure.  Drunk, but innocent and pure! 

[ryandalling]

Bah, I'm innocent and pure.  Drunk, but innocent and pure! 

Dude... the only innocent thing you have is the hair on your head.



Oh wait... you don't have any hair... nevermind. You got nothing innocent.

[NEIKOS]

I more than make up for it with the hair on my back and ass! 

That makes me almost virginal! 

[ryandalling]

I more than make up for it with the hair on my back and ass! 

That makes me almost virginal! 

I don't know that I have a comeback to that. Maybe something about the hair migrating to greener pastures? 

[SaltLick]

Dude... the only innocent thing you have is the hair on your head.



Oh wait... you don't have any hair... nevermind. You got nothing innocent.

he has no hair.....what is that saying??

[NEIKOS]

he has no hair.....what is that saying??

You mean IZ_ Wuzzy was a bear, IZ_ Wuzzy had no hair, IZ_ Wuzzy wasn't IZ_ was he? 

[NEIKOS]

Did I ever mention Johnny D is the bee's knees? 

[ryandalling]

Did I ever mention Johnny D is the bee's knees? 

Is this another moment like Mo and Mother?

[JohnnyDucati]

The "bee's knees"?   

You been watchin' too much Leave It to Beaver? 

(hee hee - I said 'beaver' hee hee)