Dumb Cager Moves list

[NAKID]

I didn't say anything about He Man's mistake in #3. It's You're, not your...

[ghostface]

Do you all exclusively ride/commute on your bikes?  356 days a year?  Or are you also "cagers" part of the time? Just curious....

Full timer moto commuter. I actually tried to drive the car to work but it felt weird so I hopped back on the bike. I was trying to delay my timing belt swap because I have 16k on the present pair but took the chance.  [moto]

[toaster]

19. Parking 1/2 in my spot cause they're too lazy/unskilled to get in their own straight.  This happens a lot at work were we sometimes have 5 bikes in a spot and still have a SUV encroaching.

i hate when people do that to me.  one of the worst is the maintenance mans son at my apt.  he has been so far over the line that i couldnt stand my bike up without hitting his truck, and it turns out that a license plate is no match for a chevy truck, i bent the crap out of my plate but did nothing to his truck. 

my advice for anyone that has this happen to them is to kick the hell out of the side of the vehicle when you throw your leg over the bike.  if its someone that knows your bike, they wont do it again.

not sure what number were on now, but im gonna start with number 26... just for fun.

26.  getting too close to my rear tire at a redlight, its not gonna make me move any faster once the light goes green.
27.  paying attention to anything other than the road and vehicles around you.
28.  trying to race me.  im not gonna race you no matter what you do, and even if i did i would be faster so it doesnt matter.
29.  moving all over the place to keep me behind you.
30.  speeding up when i pass you.
31.  making comments to me "isnt that jacket hot?"  i wont answer that question truthfully, its 100 degrees out here in texas, i have sweat running down my back, legs, chest and off my forehead, im sitting on a heater, in the sun and  with a jacket, pants, helmet and gloves  of course its hot.
32.  asking me "can it do a wheelie?"  "No sir, wheelies are dangerous!"

im a cager more than i ride because i had to carry a laptop to work until a month ago, and now its just too damn hot to ride unless its rained the day before.  i do my best to not do anything distracting when im driving, i always listen to the radio but if i do need to change a cd, i will do it at a light or have a passenger do it.  i will admit to texting and talking on the phone while driving, but i dont do it in traffic, and i never type a text or dial a phone unless im sitting still at a light.

[blue tiger]

I hate it when people roll down their window to ask me a question. Usually "Is that fast" or "how fast does that go". I feel like holding up a sign that says, "I can't here what you are saying because I am wearing a helmet and have ear plugs in...plus I don't care." Other than that it's there constant attempts to slow me down by driving so frackin slow.

[mbalmer]

To add to dumb motorcycles:

I hate it when a group of MCs come up and are lane splitting on both sides of me (in car/truck) simultaneously. It freaks me out.

[Massinova]

33. Masturbating   

Amazing the things you can see up high while driving in a truck ...the driver we saw was weaving all over the road.

[Blake]

I think the spelling police would have a grand old time on this site if given half a chance.....

Later

[Capo]

I have long held the view that all car drivers should have ridden a motorcycle for at least a year to be eligable for a car licence.

[Bun-bun]

33. Masturbating   

Amazing the things you can see up high while driving in a truck ...the driver we saw was weaving all over the road.

33 1/2. Getting a BJ going down  the highway. He actually was driving pretty well, (Better than I could in his situation!) but I almost rear ended the car in front of me!

[Xiphias]

34. Driving with 1/2 of a sunscreen up over the passenger side.