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Title: In California this week
Post by: Porsche Monkey on September 30, 2008, 04:39:18 PM
As some of you know, I'm a Porsche technician. This week I'm  stuck in wonderful Ontario  taking a transmission class. One of my classmates is a chick.  Its kinda cool because I've never met a girl who fixes cars professionally.  Yes she is attractive, no I don't have pics.  Its distracting taking a class with her because she smells really good.  That's all, just wanted to share.
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: jdubbs32584 on September 30, 2008, 04:45:05 PM
Quote from: porschaholic on September 30, 2008, 04:39:18 PM
<snip> Its distracting taking a class with her because she smells really good.


.....

creep





;D
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: Porsche Monkey on September 30, 2008, 04:48:52 PM
No not really.  Its just distracting. Like I said I didn't take any pics.
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: jdubbs32584 on September 30, 2008, 04:49:32 PM
Quote from: porschaholic on September 30, 2008, 04:48:52 PM
No not really.  Its just distracting. Like I said I didn't take any pics.

It was a joke.  [roll]
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: erkishhorde on September 30, 2008, 04:51:29 PM
[laugh]

You should ask her to have dinner with you. There's not much to do in Ontario though.  [roll] You could see if there's anything going on at the Fontana speedway.
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: Porsche Monkey on September 30, 2008, 04:55:54 PM
Nah I'm married and my wife would kill me.  She is too good to me to do something like that to her anyway.
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: darylbowden on September 30, 2008, 04:58:34 PM
Quote from: erkishhorde on September 30, 2008, 04:51:29 PM
There's not much to do in Ontario though. 


You could see if she wants to cook some Sudafed.  That's like the #1 pastime there.
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: Porsche Monkey on September 30, 2008, 05:01:17 PM
Lol that's good. Too bad I'm not allowed to buy or be in posesion of sudafed anymore after that incedent a couple years ago.
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: Grampa on September 30, 2008, 07:21:57 PM
i concure

creep



[laugh]

j/k
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: hbliam on September 30, 2008, 08:20:44 PM
Quote from: darylbowden on September 30, 2008, 04:58:34 PM
You could see if she wants to cook some Sudafed.  That's like the #1 pastime there.

[laugh]

Reminds of the posters in the employee restrooms they let us use at 7-11. Posters of sudafed and other OTC drugs. "If someone is buying large quantities, call the police."
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: Jobu on September 30, 2008, 08:22:48 PM
Quote from: porschaholic on September 30, 2008, 04:39:18 PM
As some of you know, I'm a Porsche technician. This week I'm  stuck in wonderful Ontario  taking a transmission class. One of my classmates is a chick.  Its kinda cool because I've never met a girl who fixes cars professionally.  Yes she is attractive, no I don't have pics.  Its distracting taking a class with her because she smells really good.  That's all, just wanted to share.

So, she is like the real life Angelina Jolie from Gone in Sixty Seconds.   [thumbsup]  Awesome.

I think I'm gonna watch that movie now.
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: Porsche Monkey on September 30, 2008, 08:28:16 PM
I think there is something seriously hawt about a chick that works on cars. This one just raises the bar. I'm gonna go have creepy impure thoughts about her now. 
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: He Man on September 30, 2008, 08:37:49 PM
a girl with a nice scent is hard to forget...
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: red baron on September 30, 2008, 08:49:01 PM
I might be able to arrange a tour of West Coast Customs if interested.

pm ducpainter for my number if ya want, yes I'm too lazy to send a pm. ;D
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: ducpainter on September 30, 2008, 08:50:50 PM
Quote from: trouble on September 30, 2008, 08:49:01 PM
I might be able to arrange a tour of West Coast Customs if interested.

pm ducpainter for my number if ya want, yes I'm too lazy to send a pm. ;D
damn....now I gotta go look for it....

bastid.... ;D
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: Porsche Monkey on September 30, 2008, 09:08:32 PM
I really don't think I will have the time for it this trip although it sounds great. I'm sure ill be back in a few months. The Porsche training center is in Ontario and I'm required to attend a certain amount of classes per year to maintain my certification.
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 30, 2008, 09:24:01 PM
Why does the thread title say you're in California if you're in Ontario?
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: Porsche Monkey on September 30, 2008, 09:32:10 PM
There is an Ontario in southern cali. Either that or I am really lost this time.
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 30, 2008, 09:49:00 PM
Quote from: porschaholic on September 30, 2008, 09:32:10 PM
There is an Ontario in southern cali. Either that or I am really lost this time.

Ain't it a small world.
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: erkishhorde on October 01, 2008, 08:51:11 AM
Quote from: trouble on September 30, 2008, 08:49:01 PM
I might be able to arrange a tour of West Coast Customs if interested.

pm ducpainter for my number if ya want, yes I'm too lazy to send a pm. ;D


It's great how with today's technology you can tell someone that is about 2 hours away from you to contact someone that is more than 10 hours away from them in order to get your phone number.   [roll]  ;D

Quote from: porschaholic on September 30, 2008, 09:32:10 PM
There is an Ontario in southern cali. Either that or I am really lost this time.

Yeah, not many people know about Ontario, CA for a reason. The only thing of note is the Ontario Mills since that's one of the largest malls in the state. Largest, not best.  [roll] Oh, one time my college went to go to Quake(er?) stadium. Supposedly there's something special about it?
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: Grampa on October 01, 2008, 08:53:42 AM
Quote from: trouble on September 30, 2008, 08:49:01 PM
I might be able to arrange a tour of West Coast Customs if interested.

pm ducpainter for my number if ya want, yes I'm too lazy to send a pm. ;D

I have it.... and it's for sale  ;)
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: r_ciao on October 01, 2008, 12:02:16 PM
she doesn't exist unless we see pictures.  ;D
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: fromario on October 01, 2008, 01:02:01 PM
Quote from: JBubble on September 30, 2008, 04:45:05 PM

.....

creep


;D

who said something about creepy?!?!

(http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/ASL/1/ASL-Creepy_Guy.jpg)
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: MendoDave on October 01, 2008, 02:03:10 PM
Nobody ever heard of Ontario CA, because it's in So Cal, and the world practically ends someplace south of San Jose.  [cheeky]
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: r_ciao on October 01, 2008, 03:20:39 PM
Anything south of Bakersfield is Los Angeles until you hit San Diego.

Much like California, then Chicago, then the East Coast.
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: ducpainter on October 01, 2008, 03:21:51 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 01, 2008, 08:53:42 AM
I have it.... and it's for sale  ;)
I'll beat his price... ;D
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: red baron on October 01, 2008, 10:42:55 PM
why do I now feel like a hooker? ;D
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: Porsche Monkey on October 02, 2008, 09:00:09 AM
How much do you charge?  I'm getting lonely.
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: red baron on October 02, 2008, 10:43:39 AM
Quote from: porschaholic on October 02, 2008, 09:00:09 AM
How much do you charge?  I'm getting lonely.

they're cheaper in Upland, plus you can score some Meth. [thumbsup]
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: ptam on October 03, 2008, 07:07:08 AM
There isn't a whole lot to do in the "inland empire" ... did they put you guys up at the Aryes suites? 
Title: Re: In California this week
Post by: Porsche Monkey on October 03, 2008, 08:17:00 AM
Yup that's where I'm at. Thanking the motorcycle gods that its Friday and I get to go home tonight.