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Started by Porsche Monkey, September 30, 2008, 04:39:18 PM

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Porsche Monkey

As some of you know, I'm a Porsche technician. This week I'm  stuck in wonderful Ontario  taking a transmission class. One of my classmates is a chick.  Its kinda cool because I've never met a girl who fixes cars professionally.  Yes she is attractive, no I don't have pics.  Its distracting taking a class with her because she smells really good.  That's all, just wanted to share.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


jdubbs32584

Quote from: porschaholic on September 30, 2008, 04:39:18 PM
<snip> Its distracting taking a class with her because she smells really good.


.....

creep





;D

Porsche Monkey

No not really.  Its just distracting. Like I said I didn't take any pics.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


jdubbs32584

Quote from: porschaholic on September 30, 2008, 04:48:52 PM
No not really.  Its just distracting. Like I said I didn't take any pics.

It was a joke.  [roll]

erkishhorde

[laugh]

You should ask her to have dinner with you. There's not much to do in Ontario though.  [roll] You could see if there's anything going on at the Fontana speedway.
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Porsche Monkey

Nah I'm married and my wife would kill me.  She is too good to me to do something like that to her anyway.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


darylbowden

Quote from: erkishhorde on September 30, 2008, 04:51:29 PM
There's not much to do in Ontario though. 


You could see if she wants to cook some Sudafed.  That's like the #1 pastime there.

Porsche Monkey

Lol that's good. Too bad I'm not allowed to buy or be in posesion of sudafed anymore after that incedent a couple years ago.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
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Quote from: darylbowden on September 30, 2008, 04:58:34 PM
You could see if she wants to cook some Sudafed.  That's like the #1 pastime there.

[laugh]

Reminds of the posters in the employee restrooms they let us use at 7-11. Posters of sudafed and other OTC drugs. "If someone is buying large quantities, call the police."

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Quote from: porschaholic on September 30, 2008, 04:39:18 PM
As some of you know, I'm a Porsche technician. This week I'm  stuck in wonderful Ontario  taking a transmission class. One of my classmates is a chick.  Its kinda cool because I've never met a girl who fixes cars professionally.  Yes she is attractive, no I don't have pics.  Its distracting taking a class with her because she smells really good.  That's all, just wanted to share.

So, she is like the real life Angelina Jolie from Gone in Sixty Seconds.   [thumbsup]  Awesome.

I think I'm gonna watch that movie now.
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Porsche Monkey

I think there is something seriously hawt about a chick that works on cars. This one just raises the bar. I'm gonna go have creepy impure thoughts about her now. 
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


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a girl with a nice scent is hard to forget...
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I might be able to arrange a tour of West Coast Customs if interested.

pm ducpainter for my number if ya want, yes I'm too lazy to send a pm. ;D
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Quote from: trouble on September 30, 2008, 08:49:01 PM
I might be able to arrange a tour of West Coast Customs if interested.

pm ducpainter for my number if ya want, yes I'm too lazy to send a pm. ;D
damn....now I gotta go look for it....

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