For quoting a quote that was previously quoted. Probably giving siezer to kids out there somewhere too [roll]
http://ducatimonsterworldwide.org/index.php?topic=1538.msg28959#msg28959
I deeply offended myself on another thread. :-\
That's why I'm here now. [beer]
EDIT to Add: Yikes! I didn't know there was an official banning thread. Snap! :-\
Way to go!! [thumbsup]
Quote from: la strada on June 10, 2008, 07:26:34 PM
I deeply offended myself on another thread. :-\
That's why I'm here now. [beer]
link please...
someone needs banning. [laugh]
Quote from: ducpainter on June 10, 2008, 07:55:02 PM
link please 8)
someone needs banning. [laugh]
No way. ;) Dude, I'm trying to keep it on the down-low :P Can a person get a sammich? maybe a poptart?
Ban yourself again for not using the Official "Ban Yourself" thread (http://ducatimonsterworldwide.org/index.php?topic=2292.0). [cheeky]
Quote from: msincredible on June 10, 2008, 08:43:42 PM
Ban yourself again for not using the Official "Ban Yourself" thread (http://ducatimonsterworldwide.org/index.php?topic=2292.0). [cheeky]
Oh lawdy. I'll just go ahead and merge /melt myself into that one then. [thumbsup] [laugh]
I started my pwned Ban Yourself thread, not realizing the new forum already had an official one. My so, soooo bad. [cheeky] :P :P
MsIncredible [sp?] was kind enough to direct me here.
Is there snacktime here?
Banning myself for almost posted a pic of my beautiful hairy nipples and then realizing that photos of my parts have been deemed too beautiful to post.
Quote from: duccarlos on June 11, 2008, 03:22:28 PM
Banning myself for almost posted a pic of my beautiful hairy nipples and then realizing that photos of my parts have been deemed too beautiful to post.
...and will remain here for improper usage of adjectives. :P
You know they're beautiful
yall are banned for crossposting.
i'm banned for crossdressing.
and the world keeps turning.
in my tutu.
Quote from: Ash on June 11, 2008, 05:23:46 PM
yall are banned for crossposting.
i'm banned for crossdressing.
and the world keeps turning.
in my tutu.
Cross-dressing? Are you NOT dressing as a hot asian chick???
Quote from: Kaveh on June 11, 2008, 05:28:07 PM
Cross-dressing? Are you NOT dressing as a hot asian chick???
nope. i'm wearing an armani suit.
isn't that just so hot?
Quote from: Ash on June 11, 2008, 05:30:11 PM
nope. i'm wearing an armani suit.
isn't that just so hot?
This actually is an female Armani Suit.
Also, this actually is Ash :-* :-*
(http://vivendifashionsita.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/armani-2008-suit.jpg)
more links to Ash and his suits!
http://buy.ecplaza.net/search/1s1nf20sell/armani_female_lounge_suit.html
http://www.lifeinitaly.com/fashion/women-suits.asp
And I'm banned for telling everyone I ride in Assless Chaps and a Leather G string :o
Pix please!!! [clap]
Quote from: Kaveh on June 11, 2008, 06:37:36 PM
This actually is an female Armani Suit.
Also, this actually is Ash :-* :-*
(http://vivendifashionsita.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/armani-2008-suit.jpg)
more links to Ash and his suits!
http://buy.ecplaza.net/search/1s1nf20sell/armani_female_lounge_suit.html
http://www.lifeinitaly.com/fashion/women-suits.asp
omg i really am hot.
i'm like bannable hot.
ban me, kaveh. ban me good!
Quote from: Ash on June 11, 2008, 11:18:34 PM
omg i really am hot.
i'm like bannable hot.
ban me, kaveh. ban me good!
I'll ban the shit outta ya (http://forums.smirkinchicken.com/images/smilies/sm.gif)
(http://forums.smirkinchicken.com/images/smilies/quagmire.gif)
Ask Bonfy and Ye shall receive ;D
On second thought, Nah! No one needs to be that scared! [evil]
giggity giggity goo!
who would have thought....
"Asian chick in suit" is not a work safe google search.
Quote from: Ash on June 12, 2008, 06:10:20 AM
giggity giggity goo!
(http://forums.smirkinchicken.com/images/smilies/quagmire.gif)
48 hr ban for failing to research before posting on the political board. Doh [bang] [bang]
I'm giving myself a 48 hour ban on the whole of the DMF [popcorn]
AND - banning myself semi-permanently from the Politics Forum [thumbsup]
Why?
For being part of the problem - not the solution. [bang] [bang]
msincredible told me to ban myself
because i was flagellating myself
because i offended myself
in the cake thread.
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=5211.msg84250#msg84250
(http://stylemens.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/02/kama1_h.jpg)
I saw this and giggled.
I ban myself for 15 min
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/100_2514.jpg)
Lance Thruster is banned from petting zoos and souvenier shops for the next century.
first day of the year, I am already being an asshole and got a thread locked.
suppose I should ban myself for a few hours and go to Walmart.
Quote from: cyrus buelton on January 01, 2009, 01:57:28 PM
first day of the year, I am already being an asshole and got a thread locked.
suppose I should ban myself for a few hours and go to Walmart.
Oh, while you're there, I need some stuff....
[thumbsup]
Quote from: JBubble on January 01, 2009, 02:00:54 PM
Oh, while you're there, I need some stuff....
[thumbsup]
[laugh]
Quote from: cyrus buelton on January 01, 2009, 01:57:28 PM
first day of the year, I am already being an asshole and got a thread locked.
suppose I should ban myself for a few hours and go to Walmart.
say hi to Randall for me
Quote from: cyrus buelton on January 01, 2009, 01:57:28 PM
first day of the year, I am already being an asshole and got a thread locked.
suppose I should ban myself for a few hours and go to Walmart.
I am banning myself for agreeing with cyrus...
I'll take some time off with a self-imposed ban for harassing Mother with the sheep puns.
Will an hour or two be good?
Quote from: Statler on January 01, 2009, 02:28:39 PM
I'll take some time off with a self-imposed ban for harassing Mother with the sheep puns.
Will an hour or two be good?
per pun maybe
they were downright horrific
but seriously, you must own your conduct, don't go and hide behind a ban
you should be ashamed of yourself
grown man acting all sheepish
Quote from: cyrus buelton on January 01, 2009, 01:57:28 PM
first day of the year, I am already being an asshole and got a thread locked.
suppose I should ban myself for a few hours and go to Walmart.
You should have been banned for bringing the thread back on topic ;D
Quote from: Mother on January 01, 2009, 02:06:44 PM
I am banning myself for agreeing with cyrus...
I can't believe it, but I agree with Cyrus too..........yeah, I should be banned. [laugh]
I can accommodate anyone who is serious. ;D
After a nice PM from Statler, I have decided to make a new years resolution to not be such an abrasive prick, as I really am not like that in real life.
Several people have met me, maybe they think I really am an asshole, but most don't, it just comes across that way when I post.
^ nothing wrong with that. [evil]
Quote from: cyrus buelton on January 01, 2009, 07:44:39 PM
After a nice PM from Statler, I have decided to make a new years resolution to not be such an abrasive prick, as I really am not like that in real life.
Several people have met me, maybe they think I really am an asshole, but most don't, it just comes across that way when I post.
Confucius say abrasive prick not liked by women.
Quote from: cyrus buelton on January 01, 2009, 07:44:39 PM
After a nice PM from Statler, I have decided to make a new years resolution to not be such an abrasive prick, as I really am not like that in real life.
You made that resolution last year. Ban yourself for lying.
Quote from: Sinister on January 02, 2009, 08:21:18 AM
You made that resolution last year. Ban yourself for lying.
Good point
Need to ban myself for a few hours, before I tell someone to make the beast with two backs off.
ok,...
i am going to ban myself for the rest of the night (PST) for having nasty thoughts about people who post mushy-touchy-feel good crap to other members. same goes for kissing in public.
get a room for make the beast with two backss sake!
damn!
i was the last one to ban myself.....
anyway, i am going to ban my self for a while for being inconsiderate, and teasing, and other stuff too.
Quote from: herm on March 14, 2009, 06:04:59 PM
damn!
i was the last one to ban myself.....
anyway, i am going to ban my self for a while for being inconsiderate, and teasing, and other stuff too.
Self banning is over rated.
i'm going to ban nate for posting in the ban yourself thread and not banning himself
Quote from: Mother on March 14, 2009, 09:12:19 PM
i'm going to ban nate for posting in the ban yourself thread and not banning himself
Sooooooo....
You get banned for banning someone else in the ban yourself thread, and not then banning yourself. ;D
I ban myself, just for conformity, for long enough to get another coffee.
Quote from: Mother on March 14, 2009, 09:12:19 PM
i'm going to ban nate for posting in the ban yourself thread and not banning himself
uh.......you forgot to ban yourself dude.
and with that, i will now ban myself until after beer-30 (east coast time)
I'm banning myself for what I said in the Kiss me I'm Irish thread. Doh.
Quote from: Ducaholic on March 17, 2009, 11:03:56 AM
I'm banning myself for what I said in the Kiss me I'm Irish thread. Doh.
than I'm glad I didn't quote it and make a wee little leprechaun joke.
Quote from: Statler on March 17, 2009, 11:37:45 AM
than I'm glad I didn't quote it and make a wee little leprechaun joke.
[laugh] [laugh] [clap] [laugh]
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on March 17, 2009, 11:38:31 AM
[laugh] [laugh] [clap] [laugh]
We are now both banned until the next reply in any thread [thumbsup]
Stay!
well, here i am again.
it never ceases to amaze me how insensitive some people can be on the internet >:(
i am going to ban myself for the day before i take this mood out on some undeserving soul.
I was bad
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on October 22, 2009, 04:56:52 PM
what did i miss? ??? [evil] ???
naked coffee dude post, I think.
Wow, this thread hasn't seen much action for a while. Banning myself the whole weekend for inadvertently fueling the flames of biggotry with my whitty banter. Have a great weekend!
I'll be banning myself starting Saturday night for a week.
Costa Rica here I come
Mother said I should Ban myself for bad jokes posted in the DMF jokes thread....
the thing is...nowhere did it say you had to ONLY tell good jokes!...
Like some people we know that are not with us, you interpret the rules as you see fit as long as it serves your purpose, so I interpret your lack of humor as a banning offense.
Quote from: zooom on September 21, 2010, 10:15:26 AM
Mother said I should Ban myself for bad jokes posted in the DMF jokes thread....
the thing is...nowhere did it say you had to ONLY tell good jokes!...
no, no I didn't
I simply let you make the decision yourself
you showed much better judgement here than with those awful jokes
[puke]
Quote from: Mother on September 21, 2010, 04:30:17 PM
no, no I didn't
I simply let you make the decision yourself
you showed much better judgement here than with those awful jokes
[puke]
I REALLY could have posted much much much worse ones...
I guess it all comes down to audience in the end...
that...and the application of booze!
bad bartender jokes offense sits me in the corner here apparently...
Posting off topic in the knife thread after yelling at Kopf....
It was worth it. ;D
Quote from: humorless dp on October 06, 2010, 06:29:18 PM
Posting off topic in the knife thread after yelling at Kopf....
It was worth it. ;D
You yelled at me first.
But yes, it was worth it. :D
Quote from: humorless dp on October 06, 2010, 06:29:18 PM
Posting off topic in the knife thread after yelling at Kopf....
It was worth it. ;D
[laugh] Enjoy your stay. [thumbsup]
Quote from: kopfjäger on October 06, 2010, 06:40:25 PM
[laugh] Enjoy your stay. [thumbsup]
I'm here because I said what was on my mind.
Quote from: humorless dp on December 01, 2010, 04:40:12 PM
I'm here because I said what was on my mind.
The "Enjoy your stay" was from the last time you were here. :D
Quote from: humorless dp on December 01, 2010, 04:40:12 PM
I'm here because I said what was on my mind.
Which thread? Inquiring minds want to know. :D
Nevermind. Found it. ;)
Quote from: kopfjäger on December 01, 2010, 04:41:50 PM
The "Enjoy your stay" was from the last time you were here. :D
I probably should have just stayed here. [laugh]
Quote from: DRKWNG on December 01, 2010, 05:30:18 PM
Which thread? Inquiring minds want to know. :D
Nevermind. Found it. ;)
I'm actually relieved.
It feels good to speak up sometimes.
You guys would like me waaaay less if I did it all the time. ;D
Doubt it. ;)
I'm giving myself a 30 minute ban for a "That's what she said" comment in the "Hungry?" thread
I'm so immature sometimes...
[bacon]
I'm banning myself for the whole holiday weekend before I call people that ride like assholes assholes.
Quote from: duccarlos on May 27, 2011, 03:34:18 PM
I'm banning myself for the whole holiday weekend before I call people that ride like assholes assholes.
You don't need to ride to be an asshole.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 27, 2011, 06:27:06 PM
You don't need to ride to be an asshole.
Truer words were never spoken....
I'm here cuz, well...
I'm sure y'all can figure it out... ;)
[bacon]
Dammit... broke my ban and now impose a more lengthy ban on myself for being a
"provocative troll" and an "Internet Cockroach"
do I have to be a "troll" or a "cockroach" to hang in here?
I guess both.
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on June 01, 2011, 07:56:11 AM
do I have to be a "troll" or a "cockroach" to hang in here?
There's a section over by me reserved for shit-stirring buffoons
Quote from: RAT900 on June 01, 2011, 10:06:24 AM
There's a section over by me reserved for shit-stirring buffoons
S'OK...[plenty of room...
we considered the group when we partitioned it off.
Quote from: RAT900 on June 01, 2011, 10:06:24 AM
There's a section over by me reserved for shit-stirring buffoons
on my way...
Do you have any bacon? I'd be okay with HoHos or chocolate chip cookies, also.
[bacon]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on June 01, 2011, 01:09:21 PM
on my way...
Do you have any bacon? I'd be okay with HoHos or chocolate chip cookies, also.
[bacon]
you'd have to take your hands out of the bag of chips long enough to eat the cookies. You ok with that?
Quote from: Statler on June 01, 2011, 01:16:29 PM
you'd have to take your hands out of the bag of chips long enough to eat the cookies. You ok with that?
I've got two hands... I can multi-task! ;D
[bacon]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on June 01, 2011, 01:09:21 PM
on my way...
Do you have any bacon? I'd be okay with HoHos or chocolate chip cookies, also.
[bacon]
we're doing bacon wrapped scallops this evening with maple glaze...
and by all recent DIMBY accounts you are entitled to one of our Barco-Loungers as a VIP Guest
Quote from: RAT900 on June 01, 2011, 01:33:43 PM
we're doing bacon wrapped scallops this evening with maple glaze...
and by all recent DIMBY accounts you are entitled to one of our Barco-Loungers as a VIP Guest
Excellent! What's the attire? Black Tie or Semi-Casual?
[bacon]
I'm here for calling a troll a troll.
Quote from: ducpainter on December 07, 2011, 02:30:33 PM
I'm here for calling a troll a troll.
fireman1291 again? [evil]
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on December 07, 2011, 03:26:35 PM
fireman1291 again? [evil]
nope...
he's not a troll.
I won't say what I think, or I'll never be able to leave. ;D
Great...
Now I'm going to have to search every friggin' thread to find out? >:(
:D
[bacon]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on December 07, 2011, 03:53:17 PM
Great...
Now I'm going to have to search every friggin' thread to find out? >:(
:D
[bacon]
i have faith in you ;)
Quote from: TiNi on December 07, 2011, 04:01:37 PM
i have faith in you ;)
Wanna search for me?
You've got some time on your hands since you're sick in bed, right? ;)
(just kidding)
Get better soon. [wine]
[bacon]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on December 07, 2011, 03:53:17 PM
Great...
Now I'm going to have to search every friggin' thread to find out? >:(
:D
[bacon]
Is it really that hard?
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on December 07, 2011, 04:13:34 PM
Is it really that hard?
i know... really? sheesh...
note to self... and the rest of the dmf... tbj would not make a good p.i. [laugh]
Quote from: TiNi on December 07, 2011, 04:15:03 PM
i know... really? sheesh...
note to self... and the rest of the dmf... tbj would not make a good p.i. [laugh]
[clap]
I think it took me a minute or less to find the post.
so...
the 'secret' is out? ;D
yep... the 313x500 pixel can of troll spray was a big help ;) [laugh]
Quote from: ducpainter on December 07, 2011, 04:16:27 PM
so...
the 'secret' is out? ;D
I think this may have been a slight hint:
(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3156/2581933821_723edbc915.jpg)
I don't think it's worked yet. :-\
Quote from: ducpainter on December 07, 2011, 04:22:50 PM
I don't think it's worked yet. :-\
that's 'cuz it's the generic brand ;)
It is winter time, after all.
But it does seem that troll-ish activity has been higher than normal lately. [bang]
Quote from: TiNi on December 07, 2011, 04:25:12 PM
that's 'cuz it's the generic brand ;)
Maybe it's a special breed.
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on December 07, 2011, 04:25:54 PM
It is winter time, after all.
But it does seem that troll-ish activity has been higher than normal lately. [bang]
More testy than trollish I think.
Quote from: ducpainter on December 07, 2011, 04:27:10 PM
More testy than trollish I think.
Cold weather has that effect.
FOUND IT!!! :D
I'm very proud of myself...
;)
[bacon]
SECRET SECRET SECRET Squirrel.
Better?
Quote from: Human Zombie Pip on December 07, 2011, 06:02:30 PM
Did you find the "Secret Bacon Squirrel" linky?
WTF?
Why must you give away the 'secrets'?
No... I just started lokinv through posts down gh ilists z.
:)
[bacon]
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on December 07, 2011, 09:49:51 PM
WTF?
Why must you give away the 'secrets'?
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on December 07, 2011, 10:36:28 PM
No... I just started lokinv through posts down gh ilists z.
:)
[bacon]
I think the secret is safe [laugh]
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on December 07, 2011, 09:49:51 PM
WTF?
Why must you give away the 'secrets'?
Fixed it. Now you! ;D
[laugh] [thumbsup]
There's a Bacon Squirrel link?!
I want a squirrel that brings me bacon!
;D
[bacon]
Quote from: The Whimsy Junkie on December 08, 2011, 08:15:00 AM
There's a Bacon Squirrel link?!
I want a squirrel that brings me bacon!
;D
[bacon]
Now wouldn't that be whimsical. [thumbsup]
Quote from: The Whimsy Junkie on December 08, 2011, 08:15:00 AM
There's a Bacon Squirrel link?!
I want a squirrel that brings me bacon!
;D
[bacon]
Quote from: Human Zombie Pip on December 08, 2011, 04:52:45 PM
Now wouldn't that be whimsical. [thumbsup]
paging howie to the squirrel appreciation thread.
[evil]
[laugh]
Whimsical [bacon] Squirrel ;D
Quote from: The Whimsy Junkie on December 08, 2011, 06:29:07 PM
[laugh]
Whimsical [bacon] Squirrel ;D
Better than Whimsical Squirrel [bacon]
If this doesn't go to perspective I don't know what does. ;)
Squirrel bacon?
Quote from: howie on December 08, 2011, 09:48:02 PM
Squirrel bacon?
I'd give that a go..! :D
You might say I'd try it on a whim... ;)
[bacon]
Just making it easy for Nate to find...
[thumbsup]
Quote from: The Married Pip on December 29, 2011, 02:12:00 PM
Just making it easy for Nate to find...
[thumbsup]
What are friends for. :P
T told me to come here.
I guess I was mean...
Quote from: lethe on January 01, 2012, 07:01:10 PM
can't imagine such a thing
people have no sense of humor.
Quote from: ducpainter on January 01, 2012, 07:01:56 PM
people have no sense of humor.
pretty much a correct general blanket statement
Couple hour self-ban for being generationally uninformed about euphemisms.
Quote from: The Married Pip on January 06, 2012, 04:23:41 PM
Couple hour self-ban for being generationally uninformed about euphemisms.
unnecessary...
not your fault you're young. ;D
Quote from: The Married Pip on January 06, 2012, 04:23:41 PM
Couple hour self-ban for being generationally uninformed about euphemisms.
Because you're a dik dik in love?
Quote from: DRKWNG on January 06, 2012, 04:35:15 PM
Because you're a dik dik in love?
Don thin so Looocie...
Quote from: ducpainter on January 06, 2012, 04:40:14 PM
Don thin so Looocie...
does chocolate enhance the experience?
Dunno
Here. Just dissed jesus. and tim tebow.
What did Matador do?
Quote from: ducpainter on January 08, 2012, 05:31:02 PM
What did Matador do?
a better question is what he has not done.
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on January 08, 2012, 05:19:30 PM
Here. Just dissed jesus. and tim tebow.
You're allowed to diss those two. Just don't be dissin' me Broncos team.
;)
It's not nice to tease your elders...
Even if they did come ashore at Plymouth Rock...
[bacon]
I am putting myself in time out here for this
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54300.msg1023495#new (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54300.msg1023495#new)
some people are just douchebags...
and some people just need killin...
Quote from: zooom on February 07, 2012, 10:45:55 AM
I am putting myself in time out here for this
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54300.msg1023495#new (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54300.msg1023495#new)
some people are just douchebags...
and some people just need killin...
Having a bad day? That time of the month?
Quote from: duccarlos on February 08, 2012, 03:48:02 AM
Having a bad day? That time of the month?
I just get tired of some peoples dumb whiney crap sometimes and I just get a lil frustrated...pair that with the fact that I'd much rather be out riding than at work....but I just don't get much time to do that lately...
Quote from: zooom on February 08, 2012, 04:08:41 AM
I just get tired of some peoples dumb whiney crap sometimes and I just get a lil frustrated...<snip>
really? :P
try to keep in mind that you don't need to attend every argument you feel you're invited to
the price of admission is usually free
but the cost of staying there can get emotionally/psychologically expensive
and the enjoyment factor usually ends up rivaling being trapped in a room
with Vacation Timeshare pressure sale-closers
Quote from: RAT900 on February 08, 2012, 04:15:33 AM
try to keep in mind that you don't need to attend every argument you feel you're invited to
the price of admission is usually free
but the cost of staying there can get emotionally/psychologically expensive
and the enjoyment factor usually ends up rivaling being trapped in a room
with Vacation Timeshare pressure sale-closers
good point! WEEEEELLLLLL taken...
Quote from: ducpainter on February 08, 2012, 04:10:14 AM
really? :P
was it that obvious in my response to him?
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l309/ducatiz/i-dont-always-fart-in-public.jpg)
Hello
Quote from: DRKWNG on February 13, 2012, 04:12:36 PM
You tell me.
you weren't wrong. ;D
as long as no one goes on a rant about the way of the world it will all be good.
[thumbsup]
Good morning... :P
[bacon]
Ben, FWIW....I agree with the sentiment you conveyed even though I can't view the embedded video due to our webfilter at work here, but I can guess based on the title exactly what it is....
so here I sit too with you guys...
There is a reason I try to keep my ass mostly in the racing board.
Quote from: duccarlos on February 14, 2012, 06:26:16 AM
There is a reason I try to keep my ass mostly in the racing board.
just your ass?
I wish Whitney Houston would just make the beast with two backsing die already.
I thought the CAM section was a bit slow today, so this is where everyone is... [laugh]
Quote from: zooom on February 14, 2012, 06:30:59 AM
just your ass?
My ass takes up at least half the space.
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on February 14, 2012, 05:17:22 AM
Good morning... :P
[bacon]
Welcome!!
Quote from: zooom on February 14, 2012, 05:26:08 AM
Ben, FWIW....I agree with the sentiment you conveyed even though I can't view the embedded video due to our webfilter at work here, but I can guess based on the title exactly what it is....
so here I sit too with you guys...
[thumbsup]
Quote from: The Mad King Pepe' on February 14, 2012, 07:08:46 AM
I thought the CAM section was a bit slow today, so this is where everyone is... [laugh]
;D
Quote from: ducpainter on February 14, 2012, 01:34:11 PM
See what you started...
And to think, someone told me I wasn't wrong.
:D
Quote from: DRKWNG on February 14, 2012, 02:49:39 PM
And to think, someone told me I wasn't wrong.
:D
you still were not wrong...
you did, however, open a can of worms.
I'm holding you responsible mister... [laugh]
evening...
I'm still not fit to join the general populace yet...
Oh, and happy VD everybody...
[bacon]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on February 14, 2012, 04:48:40 PM
...
Oh, and happy VD everybody...
Dude, keep your VD to yourself.
:-X
I was abbreviating Valentine's Day...
What?! ;)
[bacon]
Quote from: ducpainter on February 14, 2012, 03:24:55 PM
you still were not wrong...
you did, however, open a can of worms.
I'm holding you responsible mister... [laugh]
Moi?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sTW-LXI6V-c/TvBbg4avYNI/AAAAAAAACvQ/T3rIdNH3y6g/s1600/can-of-worms.jpg)
[evil]
Quote from: Dan on February 15, 2012, 01:50:22 AM
I'm glad you enjoyed it
Actually, yes. I am one who enjoys a spirited discussion, whether participating or sitting back and watching it unfold. Regardless, I stand by the sentiment of the video clip that I posted.
I don't disagree with your right to your opinions or enjoying a spirited discussion. It gets petty when the 'spirited discussion' is really just being argumentative.
Quote from: DRKWNG on February 14, 2012, 08:50:12 PM
Moi?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sTW-LXI6V-c/TvBbg4avYNI/AAAAAAAACvQ/T3rIdNH3y6g/s1600/can-of-worms.jpg)
[evil]
are you proud of being responsible for the thread being locked?
Quote from: ducpainter on February 15, 2012, 04:34:50 AM
are you proud of being responsible for the thread being locked?
WELL...the discussion trend on respect and crackheads and known and unknown and all that wasn't
exactly his responsibility....and people should have taken a clue/cue from your posting on pulling the thread over with "cupcake" that I know you
somewhat meant in jest, but I also know and saw that you were dosing in a bit of seriousness....
So... should I ban myself if I post yet another article about how great the 1199 is?
Quote from: duccarlos on February 15, 2012, 05:45:28 AM
So... should I ban myself if I post yet another article about how great the 1199 is?
ONLY if something other than your ass is posting it in any section other than "Racing & Trackdays" ...LOL
:P ;D ;) [cheeky] [thumbsup] [drink] [beer] [bacon]
I can't attest for the actions of my ass.
Zooom pretty much nailed it. I didn't walk anyone down the aisle of conversation that got the thread locked, they did that all on their own accord. Sure, I opened the door, but you can't blame me for other people walking through it.
Quote from: DRKWNG on February 15, 2012, 02:05:05 PM
Zooom pretty much nailed it. I didn't walk anyone down the aisle of conversation that got the thread locked, they did that all on their own accord. Sure, I opened the door, but you can't blame me for other people walking through it.
That would be the baiting part.
I'm sorry. I wasn't aware that you were able to delve into my mind and comprehend the intent behind my post.
If I were trying to bait anything, I would have stuck around and tried to incite things. Did you happen to notice me posting up anything inflammatory in that thread after the vid?
I might have added some big juicy worms to the hook... :-*
[bacon]
Quote from: DRKWNG on February 15, 2012, 02:27:58 PM
I'm sorry. I wasn't aware that you were able to delve into my mind and comprehend the intent behind my post.
If I were trying to bait anything, I would have stuck around and tried to incite things. Did you happen to notice me posting up anything inflammatory in that thread after the vid?
When it comes to Baiting......yer a Master! ;D
To the Ban Yourself thread I go.......wait, Im already here. The only place lower is TOSAT...... [evil]
......Ill get my coat......
Where are all you make the beast with two backsers gonna go when I lock this? ;D
Quote from: DRKWNG on February 15, 2012, 02:27:58 PM
I'm sorry. I wasn't aware that you were able to delve into my mind and comprehend the intent behind my post.
If I were trying to bait anything, I would have stuck around and tried to incite things. Did you happen to notice me posting up anything inflammatory in that thread after the vid?
It's hard to come up with any other reason for your post other than to incite. People die every day, and I think it's a safe assumption that every one of those deaths is important to someone. You post a story about another death, completely unrelated the the thread, with the intent to diminish the importance of the death of one person by comparing it to the death of another that is possibly of more importance to you. That's bullshit. Turn the thing completely around. Let's say you started a thread about the tragic (to you) death of a soldier, and someone else then posted up a clip about WH dieing as a comparison. I think your stance would be a little different.
Quote from: ducpainter on February 15, 2012, 03:52:03 PM
Where are all you make the beast with two backsers gonna go when I lock this? ;D
Fishing. There are plenty of worms
Quote from: Dan on February 15, 2012, 04:08:35 PM
It's hard to come up with any other reason for your post other than to incite. People die every day, and I think it's a safe assumption that every one of those deaths is important to someone. You post a story about another death, completely unrelated the the thread, with the intent to diminish the importance of the death of one person by comparing it to the death of another that is possibly of more importance to you. That's bullshit. Turn the thing completely around. Let's say you started a thread about the tragic (to you) death of a soldier, and someone else then posted up a clip about WH dieing as a comparison. I think your stance would be a little different.
Dan the minnow calling a worm a baiter. hmmmmm
[cheeky]
Can't you all get along? [roll]
My name is Rodney King and I approve of this message.
;)
Quote from: ducpainter on February 15, 2012, 05:22:48 PM
Can't you all get along? [roll]
IB4TL!
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on February 15, 2012, 05:26:25 PM
My name is Rodney King and I approve of this message.
;)
[laugh] [clap]
Quote from: ducpainter on February 15, 2012, 03:52:03 PM
Where are all you make the beast with two backsers gonna go when I lock this? ;D
to hell in a handbasket....
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on February 15, 2012, 05:26:25 PM
My name is Rodney King and I approve of this message.
;)
LMFAO....awesomeness!!!
I'm here 'cause I "went there"...
[bacon]
Where?
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on March 02, 2012, 08:28:35 AM
I'm here 'cause I "went there"...
[bacon]
to hell in a handbasket?
it wasn't that bad...really...
Tool - Prison Sex [hq - fullscreen] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5sIXUbMgF0#)
I know the song but have never seen that vid. OK... that's disturbing on many fronts. Can't put a finger on it. Just disturbing... but interesting. In a disturbing kind of way. [laugh] Does this mean I'm banned? [popcorn] ;D
No. You're just interestingly disturbed.
Great video.
Of course, all Tool videos are. [thumbsup]
Hello! 8)
Because posting the inflammatory, religiously political story of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich is only the tip of the iceburg of my rage and intolerance , I will be taking up residency here for the next several weeks.
Will I be served bread and water while I am here?
Quote from: Bick on September 17, 2012, 02:37:41 PM
Because posting the inflammatory, religiously political story of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich is only the tip of the iceburg of my rage and intolerance , I will be taking up residency here for the next several weeks.
Will I be served bread and water while I am here?
turkey bacon and non-alcoholic beer is what you will have to live on
Quote from: lethe on September 17, 2012, 02:41:03 PM
turkey bacon and non-alcoholic beer is what you will have to live on
My rights to humane treatment do not apply here?
Quote from: Bick on September 17, 2012, 02:43:30 PM
My rights to humane treatment do not apply here?
nope...
this place is the psychological equivalent of a Turkish Prison
Quote from: RAT900 on September 18, 2012, 02:53:53 AM
this place is the psychological equivalent of a Turkish Prison
you don't want to know what is used to make the taffy though
Quote from: RAT900 on September 18, 2012, 02:53:53 AM
this place is the psychological equivalent of a Turkish Prison
...and an insult to the Pez community.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Banning self for posting a Yoko Ono track
eternal hell for me would be more than 30 seconds of Yoko "singing".....
accompanied by a "free jazz" quartet......
while trapped in a gallery showing nothing but Jackson Pollock's paintings.....
with my ex-wife at my side
Quote from: RAT900 on September 27, 2012, 05:24:30 AM
Banning self for posting a Yoko Ono track
I really think the Official Rules should be amended to include this transgression amongst
the most serious of posting offences.
You sick, sick bastard RAT [laugh].
Quote from: ungeheuer on September 27, 2012, 06:12:38 AM
I really theink the Official Rules should be amended to include this transgression amongst the most serious of posting offences.
You sick, sick bastard RAT [laugh].
indeed seal-clubbing footage would be preferable to her caterwauling ....not to mention the ugly reminder that Lennon was not immune from being
another jackwagon dude sacking his credibility
for some poozle that smelled right to him
I'll just sit her for a minute or few for the VEET review in the joke thread...
Banning myself for posting an overwhelmingly controversial political question.
I am a political prisoner of me and my big mouth.
make the beast with two backs the world, I'm inventing a plague this weekend
Quote from: lethe on September 30, 2013, 05:21:34 PM
make the beast with two backs the world, I'm inventing a plague this weekend
That won't get you banned.
Quote from: ducpainter on September 30, 2013, 05:26:09 PM
That won't get you banned.
If I keep getting myself riled up about selfish people I may.
I just wrote a bit nastier response to someone over on ADVrider than I would ever here.
Can I provide an address to send said plague to?
Quote from: DRKWNG on September 30, 2013, 05:30:27 PM
Can I provide an address to send said plague to?
I soften up and foolishly regain hope for mankind well before I can ever start such a thing
That's a shame...
Quote from: DRKWNG on September 30, 2013, 05:39:09 PM
That's a shame...
can't be a procrastinating super villain
Quote from: lethe on September 30, 2013, 05:28:28 PM
If I keep getting myself riled up about selfish people I may.
I just wrote a bit nastier response to someone over on ADVrider than I would ever here.
Must have been a pm cause I just looked at your last posts there and saw nothing.
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on September 30, 2013, 06:58:11 PM
Must have been a pm cause I just looked at your last posts there and saw nothing.
I edited some stuff down a bit. If you alter before someone looks at it, it doesn't show as edited. I was initially meaner to a guy from the land of potatoes.
Quote from: lethe on September 30, 2013, 07:02:39 PM
I edited some stuff down a bit. If you alter before someone looks at it, it doesn't show as edited. I was initially meaner to a guy from the land of potatoes.
Idaho or Maine?
Quote from: ducpainter on September 30, 2013, 07:05:22 PM
Idaho or Maine?
Maine has potatoes? thought they just had pirates
Quote from: lethe on September 30, 2013, 07:07:23 PM
Maine has potatoes? thought they just had pirates
Maine indeed has potatoes.
Just ask people in the county.
Quote from: ducpainter on September 30, 2013, 07:09:16 PM
Maine indeed has potatoes.
Just ask people in the county.
not so sure some of them speak English, at least not normal English [cheeky]
Just don't ask for directions... ;)
Quote from: ducpainter on September 30, 2013, 07:13:58 PM
Just don't ask for directions... ;)
I love giving directions, doubt they were helpful. :D
Quote from: ducpainter on September 30, 2013, 07:13:58 PM
Just don't ask for directions... ;)
never do, you see much better sights when you don't know where you are
Quote from: lethe on September 30, 2013, 05:21:34 PM
make the beast with two backs the world, I'm inventing a plague this weekend
Can I get the recipe?
Hello
After what I just read on another forum I should really ban myself....... Before DP does ;D
Quote from: Skybarney on November 10, 2013, 01:42:13 PM
After what I just read on another forum I should really ban myself....... Before DP does ;D
You should ban yourself for not providing us with the link!
Just dropping in here for trying to be helpful :D
got my wife, got my bottle, got my kittens to pet. I'ma gonn'a stay here for awhile.
what'd you do?
I have an attitude that only a purring kitten on my tummy with a whiskey chaser can fix.
even that is only temporary.
I know.... the kittens grow up so fast.
Quote from: bobspapa on August 14, 2014, 04:40:40 PM
I know.... the kittens grow up so fast.
Time marches on
I'm here for thinking how make the beast with two backsed up the ACA is.
make the beast with two backs every hospital...doctor...and insurance company in this country...
you all can blow a dead goat.
Don't hold back Nate. Tell us how you really feel?
Quote from: ducpainter on January 07, 2016, 03:01:47 PM
I'm here for thinking how make the beast with two backsed up the ACA is.
make the beast with two backs every hospital...doctor...and insurance company in this country...
you all can blow a dead goat.
If I had to ban myself for thinking this, I would have a permaban
Lurk.
For getting on Nate's last nerve.
Howdy.
Me for being silly.
My appearance here does not necessarily constitute an admission of guilt.
Quote from: ungeheuer on March 23, 2016, 11:30:43 PM
My appearance here does not necessarily constitute an admission of guilt.
Rules of being interrogated...
Deny, deny, deny.
;)
Quote from: Oldfisti on March 24, 2016, 06:08:21 AM
Rules of being interrogated...
Deny, deny, deny.
;)
I have no recollection of that brief! ðŸ¤
Been a while.
I thought it over and changed my mind. The airplane won't take off.
Quote from: Langanobob on October 25, 2017, 05:06:10 PM
I thought it over and changed my mind. The airplane won't take off.
It's almost been long enough to start that thread over. [laugh]
I still have a damaged screen due to an argument about that with NAKID...good times. ;D
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
stay on topic please
Apparently I haven't seen this thread since 2010....
you are with Dave.... that's punishment enough.
The new project bike should get me banned on a lot of other Ducati forums... [evil]
Quote from: Duck-Stew on November 07, 2017, 03:30:25 PM
The new project bike should get me banned on a lot of other Ducati forums... [evil]
Why?
Is it a Hardley?
Quote from: ducpainter on November 07, 2017, 04:50:39 PM
Why?
Is it a Hardley?
Still (mostly) a Ducati... Er, Monster too...
Quote from: Duck-Stew on November 07, 2017, 05:37:54 PM
Still (mostly) a Ducati... Er, Monster too...
We still love you ;D Stuart.
ducati gocart?
Quote from: Grampa on November 08, 2017, 08:42:22 AM
ducati gocart?
(https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4522/38269471041_160c26a369_z.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/21iK3se) (https://flic.kr/p/21iK3se)
piss-poor fuel tank placement
Nah, just another chopped-the-hell-up Ducati Monster.
Dibs when you get bored with it.
Quote from: Satellite smithy on November 08, 2017, 01:56:44 PM
Dibs when you get bored with it.
This one is being built for me. Selling won't be an option.
Quote from: ducpainter on October 25, 2017, 05:35:57 PM
It's almost been long enough to start that thread over. [laugh]
I still have a damaged screen due to an argument about that with NAKID...good times. ;D
It should be a sticky, in the tech section.
Quote from: Duck-Stew on November 08, 2017, 12:45:28 PM
Nah, just another chopped-the-hell-up Ducati Monster.
Is there a build thread? We need pics so we can say we saw it here first. Glad to see you're building another bike.
Quote from: Langanobob on November 11, 2017, 05:20:56 AM
Is there a build thread? We need pics so we can say we saw it here first. Glad to see you're building another bike.
No build thread. Yet. Photos are being taken for when that time comes
I thought about posting something that isn't allowed on the board.
Plus, this thread needs a revival.
Did that something have to do with construction?
Edit:
Disregard the Q. Forgot the rules of the thread.
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on October 23, 2019, 05:52:07 PM
I thought about posting something that isn't allowed on the board.
Plus, this thread needs a revival.
You have to post it to be banned, even if you ban yourself [evil]
Almost revived this thread last week.... Wanted SOOOOO bad to post about a particular banned topic.
Shut down the internet and drank bourbon instead [shot]
Quote from: herm on October 24, 2019, 10:05:40 AM
Almost revived this thread last week.... Wanted SOOOOO bad to post about a particular banned topic.
Shut down the internet and drank bourbon instead [shot]
That's the spirit!
I'm unbanning myself, since I didn't really post anything. [drink]
Who revived this?!
I was supposed to report here last night.
Didn't make it.
I'll be here all day.
I say "time served".
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=10531.msg1434090#msg1434090 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=10531.msg1434090#msg1434090)
About a week should do it.
It's the thought that counts...half hour should do it. ;D
[thumbsup] [beer] [beer]
Quote from: ducpainter on April 22, 2020, 05:15:27 AM
It's the thought that counts...half hour should do it. ;D
Banning Myself for Thread Hogging.....
I'm banning myself for starting a thread without political intent, and then taking it there myself... [bang]
I think 24 hours is appropriate.
Bumping this up so I don't have to search for it later.
[thumbsup] [thumbsup] [beer]
Quote from: Stella on September 18, 2020, 05:00:36 PM
Bumping this up so I don't have to search for it later.
Planning to unload after a late Saturday night bing?
;D
I think 24 hours will be sufficient...
Here for however long Nate says.
I'm here for just thinking it. ;D
I’d just like to see a baseball game where the team in the lead just walks off in like the 8th inning and claims they won... Football over in the 3rd quarter, just cuz...
I’m not entirely shocked but c’mon people...
Self imposed 24 hours I guess.
Here I am :(
Quote from: Duck-Stew on November 04, 2020, 03:30:13 AM
I’d just like to see a baseball game where the team in the lead just walks off in like the 8th inning and claims they won... Football over in the 3rd quarter, just cuz...
I’m not entirely shocked but c’mon people...
Self imposed 24 hours I guess.
[clap]
Quote from: ungeheuer on November 04, 2020, 05:22:01 AM
[clap]
Thx Ung. Today was good. Sensible voters prevailed in Wisconsin & Michigan (my home state) and that now leaves us within a stones through of righting the ship. However, given the skullduggery of the other side, it’s not a given.
See you tmrw. Another self imposed 24 hours...
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/b23b50fa9f9e447b70f30a197846608e/tenor.gif?itemid=3485243)
Quote from: ducpainter on November 05, 2020, 03:10:55 AM
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/b23b50fa9f9e447b70f30a197846608e/tenor.gif?itemid=3485243)
Thank you!
It's sunny and 60 hear in Southern Maine. When that happens in November, I always start looking over my shoulder, because something bad is surely just over the horizon...
:-\ :-\
Such sad behavior. Is this what Rome looked like as the as the Visigoths sacked the place? [thumbsdown] [thumbsdown] [thumbsdown]
I'll take 2 weeks
Hoping that I'll not come to this thread again, ever.
Guess I'll hang out here for a while.
I have no regrets.
Because of the joke? I enjoyed it.
He made a joke?
Linky...
https://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=371.msg1457545#msg1457545
Quote from: howie on March 13, 2022, 06:01:25 PM
https://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=371.msg1457545#msg1457545
Thanks.
That isn't ban yourself material.
eta...Brother RAT taught you well! ;D
Afternoon Ducatters.
What did you do?