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The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread

Started by Kaveh, May 16, 2008, 11:00:15 PM

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Randimus Maximus



duccarlos

Wow, this thread hasn't seen much action for a while. Banning myself the whole weekend for inadvertently fueling the flames of biggotry with my whitty banter. Have a great weekend!
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

cyrus buelton

I'll be banning myself starting Saturday night for a week.


Costa Rica here I come
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

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zooom

Mother said I should Ban myself for bad jokes posted in the DMF jokes thread....


the thing is...nowhere did it say you had to ONLY tell good jokes!...
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duccarlos

Like some people we know that are not with us, you interpret the rules as you see fit as long as it serves your purpose, so I interpret your lack of humor as a banning offense.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

GAAN

Quote from: zooom on September 21, 2010, 10:15:26 AM
Mother said I should Ban myself for bad jokes posted in the DMF jokes thread....


the thing is...nowhere did it say you had to ONLY tell good jokes!...

no, no I didn't

I simply let you make the decision yourself

you showed much better judgement here than with those awful jokes

[puke]

zooom

Quote from: Mother on September 21, 2010, 04:30:17 PM
no, no I didn't

I simply let you make the decision yourself

you showed much better judgement here than with those awful jokes

[puke]

I REALLY could have posted much much much worse ones...

I guess it all comes down to audience in the end...

that...and the application of booze!
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zooom

bad bartender jokes offense sits me in the corner here apparently...
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98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
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ducpainter

Posting off topic in the knife thread after yelling at Kopf....

It was worth it. ;D
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a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
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    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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DRKWNG

Quote from: humorless dp on October 06, 2010, 06:29:18 PM
Posting off topic in the knife thread after yelling at Kopf....

It was worth it. ;D

You yelled at me first.

But yes, it was worth it.  :D

kopfjäger

Quote from: humorless dp on October 06, 2010, 06:29:18 PM
Posting off topic in the knife thread after yelling at Kopf....

It was worth it. ;D

[laugh] Enjoy your stay.  [thumbsup]
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ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



kopfjäger

Quote from: humorless dp on December 01, 2010, 04:40:12 PM
I'm here because I said what was on my mind.

The "Enjoy your stay" was from the last time you were here.  :D
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DRKWNG

#74
Quote from: humorless dp on December 01, 2010, 04:40:12 PM
I'm here because I said what was on my mind.

Which thread?  Inquiring minds want to know.   :D

Nevermind.  Found it.  ;)