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Title: birthday present
Post by: KnightofNi on August 11, 2009, 08:10:03 AM
so my g/f is insisting on getting me something for my b-day.

i don't really need anything, and what i want i just go buy it myself.

i'm interested to see how out of whack the suggestions are from here since the only things that i havne't bought for myself are too expensive for me to just go and buy.

no, i don't expect this to be very serious, but i don't want her to spend more than $100 on me (we agreed upon that number since i dont' want presents at all yet she insists on buying me something)

Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: teddy037.2 on August 11, 2009, 08:12:54 AM
case of spam?

donation to teddy's save a life fund?

ummm...

3/4" TiAlN coated carbide roughing end mill?
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: KnightofNi on August 11, 2009, 08:15:44 AM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on August 11, 2009, 08:12:54 AM
case of spam?

donation to teddy's save a life fund?

ummm...

3/4" TiAlN coated carbide roughing end mill?

what the hell would i do with that much spam?

spam fight?
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: teddy037.2 on August 11, 2009, 08:18:42 AM
you could make eggs, bacon, spam and sausage.

spam, bacon, sausage, and spam.

spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, and spam.



or have the ability to house any hawaiian for... a week? lol
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: KnightofNi on August 11, 2009, 08:22:21 AM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on August 11, 2009, 08:18:42 AM
you could make eggs, bacon, spam and sausage.

spam, bacon, sausage, and spam.

spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, and spam.



or have the ability to house any hawaiian for... a week? lol

hehe she comes close to stabbing me when i sing that song as it is.

Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: teddy037.2 on August 11, 2009, 08:23:36 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 11, 2009, 08:22:21 AM
hehe she comes close to stabbing me when i sing that song as it is.



[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

carbide end mill, it is, then! happy birthday!  :D
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: Pakhan on August 11, 2009, 08:26:33 AM
Ask her for a rusty trombone   :-*
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 11, 2009, 08:40:39 AM
Quote from: Pakhan on August 11, 2009, 08:26:33 AM
Ask her for a rusty trombone   :-*
[puke]
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: DCXCV on August 11, 2009, 08:46:27 AM
(http://images.nymag.com/guides/holidays/gifts/2007/onehundred071126_4_198.jpg)
Fingerprint Glass Tray
$96 at Kaas GlassWorks, 117 Perry St., nr. Greenwich St.; 212-366-0322.

You know you want one.  [thumbsup]



Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: Pakhan on August 11, 2009, 08:50:08 AM
How about a flying make the beast with two backs

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/b527/zoom/ (http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/b527/zoom/)

(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/b527_flying_f.jpg)
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: ZLTFUL on August 11, 2009, 09:02:37 AM
You don't give a flying make the beast with two backs...


(see what I did there?)  [laugh]
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: KnightofNi on August 11, 2009, 09:36:01 AM
Quote from: Pakhan on August 11, 2009, 08:26:33 AM
Ask her for a rusty trombone   :-*

hahaha..at one point she asked and i replied "anal"

she looked very nervous, but didn't give up as i had hoped.

i'll throw that in there. "hon, we're going ATM."

Quote from: Pakhan on August 11, 2009, 08:50:08 AM
How about a flying make the beast with two backs

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/b527/zoom/ (http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/b527/zoom/)


i love it! too bad i would get fired for it. lol
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: herm on August 11, 2009, 09:53:07 AM
a hall pass to DIMBY (and gas/booze money)
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: Goat_Herder on August 11, 2009, 09:54:56 AM
Quote from: Pakhan on August 11, 2009, 08:26:33 AM
Ask her for a rusty trombone   :-*

ROTFLMAO!
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: KnightofNi on August 11, 2009, 10:29:32 AM
Quote from: herm on August 11, 2009, 09:53:07 AM
a hall pass to DIMBY (and gas/booze money)

it's work that i have to worry about on that one.

plus, it might be cold and since mel is getting married and lethe won't be there i have noone to snuggle with.  :'(
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: cbartlett419 on August 11, 2009, 10:50:18 AM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on August 11, 2009, 09:02:37 AM
You don't give a flying make the beast with two backs...


(see what I did there?)  [laugh]

[clap] nice
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: mitt on August 11, 2009, 11:54:33 AM
Fishing license

Membership to a gun range

Undie of the month club

mitt
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: Triple J on August 11, 2009, 12:17:53 PM
Bacon of the month  [bacon]

http://www.gratefulpalate.com/?p=Category_11 (http://www.gratefulpalate.com/?p=Category_11)
Kinda pricey though.

A package under $100
http://www.thepignextdoor.com/ (http://www.thepignextdoor.com/)
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: KnightofNi on August 11, 2009, 01:25:25 PM
Quote from: mitt on August 11, 2009, 11:54:33 AM
Fishing license

Membership to a gun range

Undie of the month club

mitt

the undies - she wears them for me right?  :D
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: DCXCV on August 11, 2009, 01:46:07 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 11, 2009, 01:25:25 PM
the undies - she wears them for me right?  :D

Hopefully she takes them off for you, but whatever you're into I guess.
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on August 11, 2009, 03:13:52 PM
my ex bought me a 2 tone rolex submariner gold and blue after only 5 mos of dating, we broke up I sold the watch for 4,000 cash.
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: Ddan on August 11, 2009, 03:24:02 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 11, 2009, 10:29:32 AM
it's work that i have to worry about on that one.

plus, it might be cold and since mel is getting married and lethe won't be there i have noone to snuggle with.  :'(
I'd bet  the care bear will share Herm with ya
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: KnightofNi on August 11, 2009, 03:27:49 PM
Quote from: Dan on August 11, 2009, 03:24:02 PM
I'd bet  the care bear will share Herm with ya
but will herm share the care bear?
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: ducducgooseme on August 11, 2009, 03:28:29 PM
The best gifts are free...  

As Billy Madison said: "Well I can think of three things I'd like to do. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would include a buffalo...
...Live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety sake, and three, we bring back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching wedge. "
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: redxblack on August 11, 2009, 04:39:12 PM
(http://www.groteweb.com/images/2007/0705%20trombone%20lamp%20a.JPG)

Trombone lamp?
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: El Matador on August 11, 2009, 04:54:32 PM
Quote from: That Nice Guy Beck! on August 11, 2009, 03:13:52 PM
my ex bought me a 2 tone rolex submariner gold and blue after only 5 mos of dating, we broke up I sold the watch for 4,000 cash.

How much spray-on tan did that get you?
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: somegirl on August 11, 2009, 06:50:57 PM
Every time I have to look something up on urban dictionary, I regret it. :-[ :-X
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: ducatiz on August 11, 2009, 06:54:46 PM
JAKE!!!  ROFL!!
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: ducatiz on August 11, 2009, 06:55:25 PM
Quote from: That Nice Guy Beck! on August 11, 2009, 03:13:52 PM
my ex bought me a 2 tone rolex submariner gold and blue after only 5 mos of dating, we broke up I sold the watch for 4,000 cash.

that was really nice of him.  shame on you.
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: mitt on August 11, 2009, 06:56:45 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on August 11, 2009, 06:55:25 PM
that was really nice of him.  shame on you.

[laugh]
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: TiNi on August 12, 2009, 02:04:05 AM
Quote from: somegirl on August 11, 2009, 06:50:57 PM
Every time I have to look something up on urban dictionary, I regret it. :-[ :-X

thanks for the heads up  [laugh]

when is this birthday of yours trav?

i vote a pass to dimby with gas & booze money  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: KnightofNi on August 12, 2009, 04:57:40 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on August 12, 2009, 02:04:05 AM
thanks for the heads up  [laugh]

when is this birthday of yours trav?

i vote a pass to dimby with gas & booze money  [thumbsup]

at some point in the near future.


once again, it's not her that i need to worry about getting a pass from.
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: herm on August 12, 2009, 05:00:41 AM
Quote from: Dan on August 11, 2009, 03:24:02 PM
I'd bet  the care bear will share Herm with ya

i gave up dibs on the care bear when my cousin had the bad taste to schedule his wedding for the weekend in question.
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: ducatiz on August 12, 2009, 05:01:04 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 12, 2009, 04:57:40 AM
at some point in the near future.


once again, it's not her that i need to worry about getting a pass from.


your man has a say too?
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: KnightofNi on August 12, 2009, 05:02:19 AM
Quote from: herm on August 12, 2009, 05:00:41 AM
i gave up dibs on the care bear when my cousin had the bad taste to schedule his wedding for the weekend in question.

so herm's not going to be there either?

no way i'm going now.

Quote from: ducatiz on August 12, 2009, 05:01:04 AM
your man has a say too?

he was my b-day present last year  :D
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: ducatiz on August 12, 2009, 05:11:08 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 12, 2009, 05:02:19 AM
he was my b-day present last year  :D

a gimp?  I am soooooo jealous!
Title: Re: birthday present
Post by: KnightofNi on August 12, 2009, 06:15:56 AM
crap...she just reminded me that she has yet to get me the donkey show she promised a few years ago after seeing clerks 2.

i don't want to show up somewhere to see a dude porking a donkey. that's just sick...
now if it's a chick doing the donkey that's different.  [laugh]