so my g/f is insisting on getting me something for my b-day.
i don't really need anything, and what i want i just go buy it myself.
i'm interested to see how out of whack the suggestions are from here since the only things that i havne't bought for myself are too expensive for me to just go and buy.
no, i don't expect this to be very serious, but i don't want her to spend more than $100 on me (we agreed upon that number since i dont' want presents at all yet she insists on buying me something)
case of spam?
donation to teddy's save a life fund?
ummm...
3/4" TiAlN coated carbide roughing end mill?
Quote from: teddy037.2 on August 11, 2009, 08:12:54 AM
case of spam?
donation to teddy's save a life fund?
ummm...
3/4" TiAlN coated carbide roughing end mill?
what the hell would i do with that much spam?
spam fight?
you could make eggs, bacon, spam and sausage.
spam, bacon, sausage, and spam.
spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, and spam.
or have the ability to house any hawaiian for... a week? lol
Quote from: teddy037.2 on August 11, 2009, 08:18:42 AM
you could make eggs, bacon, spam and sausage.
spam, bacon, sausage, and spam.
spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, and spam.
or have the ability to house any hawaiian for... a week? lol
hehe she comes close to stabbing me when i sing that song as it is.
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 11, 2009, 08:22:21 AM
hehe she comes close to stabbing me when i sing that song as it is.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
carbide end mill, it is, then! happy birthday! :D
Ask her for a rusty trombone :-*
(http://images.nymag.com/guides/holidays/gifts/2007/onehundred071126_4_198.jpg)
Fingerprint Glass Tray
$96 at Kaas GlassWorks, 117 Perry St., nr. Greenwich St.; 212-366-0322.
You know you want one. [thumbsup]
How about a flying make the beast with two backs
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/b527/zoom/ (http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/b527/zoom/)
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/b527_flying_f.jpg)
You don't give a flying make the beast with two backs...
(see what I did there?) [laugh]
Quote from: Pakhan on August 11, 2009, 08:26:33 AM
Ask her for a rusty trombone :-*
hahaha..at one point she asked and i replied "anal"
she looked very nervous, but didn't give up as i had hoped.
i'll throw that in there. "hon, we're going ATM."
Quote from: Pakhan on August 11, 2009, 08:50:08 AM
How about a flying make the beast with two backs
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/b527/zoom/ (http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/b527/zoom/)
i love it! too bad i would get fired for it. lol
a hall pass to DIMBY (and gas/booze money)
Quote from: herm on August 11, 2009, 09:53:07 AM
a hall pass to DIMBY (and gas/booze money)
it's work that i have to worry about on that one.
plus, it might be cold and since mel is getting married and lethe won't be there i have noone to snuggle with. :'(
Quote from: ZLTFUL on August 11, 2009, 09:02:37 AM
You don't give a flying make the beast with two backs...
(see what I did there?) [laugh]
[clap] nice
Fishing license
Membership to a gun range
Undie of the month club
mitt
Bacon of the month [bacon]
http://www.gratefulpalate.com/?p=Category_11 (http://www.gratefulpalate.com/?p=Category_11)
Kinda pricey though.
A package under $100
http://www.thepignextdoor.com/ (http://www.thepignextdoor.com/)
Quote from: mitt on August 11, 2009, 11:54:33 AM
Fishing license
Membership to a gun range
Undie of the month club
mitt
the undies - she wears them for me right? :D
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 11, 2009, 01:25:25 PM
the undies - she wears them for me right? :D
Hopefully she takes them off for you, but whatever you're into I guess.
my ex bought me a 2 tone rolex submariner gold and blue after only 5 mos of dating, we broke up I sold the watch for 4,000 cash.
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 11, 2009, 10:29:32 AM
it's work that i have to worry about on that one.
plus, it might be cold and since mel is getting married and lethe won't be there i have noone to snuggle with. :'(
I'd bet the care bear will share Herm with ya
Quote from: Dan on August 11, 2009, 03:24:02 PM
I'd bet the care bear will share Herm with ya
but will herm share the care bear?
The best gifts are free...
As Billy Madison said: "Well I can think of three things I'd like to do. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would include a buffalo...
...Live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety sake, and three, we bring back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching wedge. "
(http://www.groteweb.com/images/2007/0705%20trombone%20lamp%20a.JPG)
Trombone lamp?
Quote from: That Nice Guy Beck! on August 11, 2009, 03:13:52 PM
my ex bought me a 2 tone rolex submariner gold and blue after only 5 mos of dating, we broke up I sold the watch for 4,000 cash.
How much spray-on tan did that get you?
Every time I have to look something up on urban dictionary, I regret it. :-[ :-X
JAKE!!! ROFL!!
Quote from: That Nice Guy Beck! on August 11, 2009, 03:13:52 PM
my ex bought me a 2 tone rolex submariner gold and blue after only 5 mos of dating, we broke up I sold the watch for 4,000 cash.
that was really nice of him. shame on you.
Quote from: somegirl on August 11, 2009, 06:50:57 PM
Every time I have to look something up on urban dictionary, I regret it. :-[ :-X
thanks for the heads up [laugh]
when is this birthday of yours trav?
i vote a pass to dimby with gas & booze money [thumbsup]
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on August 12, 2009, 02:04:05 AM
thanks for the heads up [laugh]
when is this birthday of yours trav?
i vote a pass to dimby with gas & booze money [thumbsup]
at some point in the near future.
once again, it's not her that i need to worry about getting a pass from.
Quote from: Dan on August 11, 2009, 03:24:02 PM
I'd bet the care bear will share Herm with ya
i gave up dibs on the care bear when my cousin had the bad taste to schedule his wedding for the weekend in question.
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 12, 2009, 04:57:40 AM
at some point in the near future.
once again, it's not her that i need to worry about getting a pass from.
your man has a say too?
Quote from: herm on August 12, 2009, 05:00:41 AM
i gave up dibs on the care bear when my cousin had the bad taste to schedule his wedding for the weekend in question.
so herm's not going to be there either?
no way i'm going now.
Quote from: ducatiz on August 12, 2009, 05:01:04 AM
your man has a say too?
he was my b-day present last year :D
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 12, 2009, 05:02:19 AM
he was my b-day present last year :D
a gimp? I am soooooo jealous!
crap...she just reminded me that she has yet to get me the donkey show she promised a few years ago after seeing clerks 2.
i don't want to show up somewhere to see a dude porking a donkey. that's just sick...
now if it's a chick doing the donkey that's different. [laugh]