In 5 words or less we need to continue the story and see where we end up [thumbsup]
So il start.
Riding home from work today................
I saw a cheerleader stopped on the side of the road looking into her engine bay...
my big toe started to............
throb after noticing her knickers..............
being used for fanbelts :o
Quote from: R_usty on May 22, 2008, 03:05:55 AM
I saw a cheerleader stopped on the side of the road looking into her engine bay...
You F*cked it already R_usty. FIVE words! Not 16 fricken words! [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: bazz20 on May 22, 2008, 03:41:20 AM
being used for fanbelts :o
were covered in skidmarks....
Stopped for a look see .....
Couldn't see it so asked....
weres your uniform
At the cleaners, do you like.......
Hot chips with vinegar...
and green eggs and ham
no I said Im going ..................
to buy some turtles....
to feed my pet.....
Iguana, whose name is....
Turtle cup cakes with tabasco....
On a silver plate
Oh James, did you get.......
Quote from: Super T.I.B on May 22, 2008, 03:46:42 AM
You F*cked it already R_usty. FIVE words! Not 16 fricken words! [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Yeah but it's interesting now....
with your large salami and.......
spank that bad monkey..............
arfter i pick my desmosedici up
I ran out of Euro's
the sales woman
said lets ride that monster...........
the Monster with one eye...
and the baffles out....
Let's see if we can...
said she as she mounted.......
then my mother walked in
and me, mortadella in hand
invited her to join us ........
ooh, that's a smashing idea......
Quote from: loony888 on May 23, 2008, 12:24:41 AM
ooh, that's a smashing idea......
said the knickers girl grinning.........................
Mother moved across the room to......
supervise the shenanigans ;D
of my goat and I
before getting naked and randy................
I really needed to take a dump...
So left for home ................
but just before I got...
out of the door the ..............
bumsnake poked his head out....
asking what time is it?
and how is Mrs Smith after
So I skidded to a stop
and thought to myself...
What the ......................
Then slowly inhaled until I
got hold of my compass...
and starting heading west
at warp speed to
Bathurst, where I liked to...
race against v8 supercars
with my Nitrous postie bike...........
while eating a taco and
drinking boags premium while
wheel standing it down conrod
showing leo my starfish...
and hanging in the breeze......................
makes my balls go numb.....
and strangely itchy with...........................
Pamela Anderson scratching them....
Magda Szubanski licking her lips.....................................
so took my time to
Grease up the rubber boots
while my guitar gently wept
and bopping to the Macarena
I saw a Harley in....
the rear end of a
slower moving Honda Goldwing truck
the Harley was belching green..
green eggs and ham and
suddenly ploughed into a ditch...
left by a spaceship,.......... suddenly................
who should come round the corner............
but humpty dumpty, with his
seven dwarfs singing ......
doc with hes camera saying
oh my left nut
from my front callipers gone.................
cause et stole them for
Fiona the hot and bothered
olgar to clamp her
nipple rings together....
and stole the padlock from.............................
stan the three testicled cat
then the story got weird
Meanwhile back at the ranch.....
easy squeezy dainese buffed himself
and his dainese leathers
with Yak fat so that.......
Time is not withstanding.....
Mmick
he slipped into another dimension.................................
where Molly Meldrum was waiting
with a bone handled reamer..........................
and hat in hand.....
and sweating up his bald spot......
and asking anyone for a
ride to the
star trek convention....
where borat will demo his mankeeny
and gilt-edged wobble-board
and his leather clad assistant who...............................
doesn't wobble at all
because she has really tight...
fitting paisley wriststraps with a
great potato salad for all
she then reached out for
Super T.I.B. who couldn't.........
get his G string off because
his new Arrow pipes were........
still in farken Italy...
stubbing his festered toe Super..................
whipped out his trusty, chrome.......................
meat hook...
and waving it to and fro....................
screaming yippy yhy yea..............
and throwing sweet, sticky, glutinous......................
amounts of watermelons at
the nether regions of ..................
he accidentally stuck it into...
the private recesses of the
silly person with the blue...
knob, that is attached to.....................
her forehead and she started
to bend over and touch
super,s festering toe when suddenly ..................
the phone rang. It was...
Peter Costello, what the f#%k
he thought it was johny
,only johny's magic spin could
spin up a donner kebab...
made from super's festering toes....
"go easy on the taboulie" said TIB and..........
And gently feel my Falafel
its full of garlic sauce
look! .............up in the sky............................
its Casey chasing the Doctor!
with Pedrosa sooking behind the...........................
hot dog stand with a...
"Hot Dog" in his ...
hot and hairy little Spanish...
Poodle called…..
Cullo stretto (tight arse) with a pink .............
DesmoRR-Dockstrada-cedici for sale at.....
Spaghetti Brothers Motorcycles with free...
bling upgrades
& a hug from Big T
who everybody now says is...
keen for a little........
Titanium member that....
drinks beer from a shoe................
made from corn chips and....
really smelly blue vein cheese........................
that tricolore & dragonworld....
have apparently stolen from the...
drag queens at Kings Cross....
while they were changing their........................
crotchless under-dungers in the middle of....
Dockstrada's bedroom..
for a 3sm at superT.I.B
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
waiting while Dockstrada took off his make up...
Quote from: Super T.I.B on May 28, 2008, 12:33:42 AM
waiting while Dockstrada took off his make up...
Now super that’s more than 5 words. 5 is the same amount of digits you have on each hand and each foot.Oh hang on one of your toes has gone gangrenous disregard that foot [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [cheeky]
But it is funny and artistic [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: Super T.I.B on May 28, 2008, 12:33:42 AM
waiting while Dockstrada took off his make up...
which revealed an amazing .....
mount of time to upload his video [laugh]
contrary to melvin and matty,s private.......
Midweek Ronda view videos
at the playboy mansion which......
kept Super abreast of the
geopolitical developments driving oil prices...
out of reach which would.....
test the limits of Dockstradas'
Gas guzzling monster that needs.......
careful, gentle, stroking of its...........................
thumping pistons that are ready
to set the nether regions...................
as the thread topic again
goes 'round and 'round and
then suddenly stops at........
somewhere in another dimension with................
monster bling growing on trees
and nubile Ducati hostesses showing.......................
us their amazing ability to ......................
mount and ride their favourite....................
monster rider "Big T" who......
although dreaming is actually awake
but unaware of his disability
of his conjoined twin...
Rusty who also loves.........
green eggs and ham..
cooked on titanium exhausts with.....
Shell Ultra oil dressing and ........................
then the door bell rang
good day sir im from............
the ministry of funny walks
And 3rd leg disability support...............
I'm here to inspect your.................
foot long middle leg, im miss.....
Hunnicut, from the Ministry of..................
big boobs and short skirts
here to inspect you smelly
chair...
sniffers and exhaust pipe........................
for traces of animal
DNA which has been known to........
deform the human .........
features to look like a............
babies arm holding an apple
which are the best computers
to access certain sites that...............................
make you giggle like a............
mentally retarded monkey with sunstroke...................
that loves to drink Chai...
and snort baking soda through.......................
a garden hose with 2..............
naked busty blondes.....
called Jukie & Julie who....
were horny for a sexy german shepherd.....
& loved doing nude laps of.......
Robertson pie shop eating and
sucking her sausage roll
and dropping crumbs in her cleavage
and waiting for someone to
squirt tomato sauce....
all down her naked body
as she dances the....
Macarana while swinging her ample....................
shopping basket around her bulging
biceps and jiggling her vast................
hairy thighs and milk bottles...
she walks over to Trev
with a large wet mullet........................
flavoured chokito...
chicken salt and chips
throwing herself to him when....
when Matty turns up with
his carbon fibre undies...
and titanium nipple.....
which has been tweaked too much...
by one Toe Rag who......
then called on Vince
to grease his titanium nipples so
then, out comes that trusty camera
to record the sordid romping
which was put on youtube
so that everyone could see
and pick the DMF'ers who.....................
didn't go to church on Sunday...
because they were riding along
to Macca's for Chai when......
she appeared, wearing nothing but.............................
whipped cream with red.........
frogs and snorting Wizz Fizz....
to get her really high
expectations diluted before abandoning the
several drinks at mecca
and heading to Jukie's place
for some more alcohol drinking
and pie floaters with....
with naked Virgins all around
caressing Big Ts new seat.....
with intentions for some serious.............
group sex
in the Saddle box...
With uncontrollable multiple .....................
orgasims again and gain and
then we got started ..................
to have a hot spa
with the Virgins and
non virgins girls and guys
who all need a cold.....
HAHN premium to relax the
facial twitch I'm getting from...
uncontrollable pelvis action and
it went pear shaped, when .....
I pulled the plug..
as the water had revealed
a battery powered device that
the girls were using to
do magic tricks and
help with the uncontrolable actions
Making it difficult to...................
stay focus on the job
which is of course...
doubled the time it took.....
to perform the cunning stunts...................
that most of us do
with yellow rubber ducs...
gerbils and bunches of grapes...............................
during long sessions of................
playing soduku...
and playing twister
with only rubber gloves on...
and bike boots
with spurs...
she gentle walks of their
him in his bumless chaps...................
Chaps without bums? How unfortunate...
in the Blue Oyster bar.....................
they both get together and
do the barn dance...
until they were completely exhausted
Collapsing in a heap suddenly
a ducati demon roars in
and WHIPS out his huuuuge..............................
banjo.....
and plays "Silent Night" to......
a 4/4 time beat as......................
billy ray cyrus harmonises in the background....
and doc and matty does volcals
and Britney does a line................................
and sings "Hey Big Spender"...
lay and little line for..................
the poor starving chickens in
DML land......
are running around squawking and..................
Plucking their feathers after
seeing the sky is falling
Meanwhile, Chicken Little plans to...
Choke the chicken until she
begs for forgiveness for......
creating such mayhem, pandemonium while...............
while Dragon & BadBoy watch....
the spanking of BigT with
a wet fish by Jukie.....
as we all sang
on the good ship Venus..............
by god you shoulda seenus
spank that monkey. suddenly behind
the door a Mad Roaster appears....
with his situation in hand..............
He begins to uncontrollably swing ..................
not inconsiderable, massive, large sized................
ninja boots...
in a manner vaguely resembling
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Finger...
Quote from: Super T.I.B on June 16, 2008, 10:17:42 PM
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Finger...(Very Good [laugh] [clap])
with perfect balance he inserted................
his massive big ugle stick
into butter and Tenaciously ...........
smeared the butter all over
his virgin Saddle Box Seat
jukie sat on it naked
Suddenly Betty Appears BIG T you...............
go right for it and
open your box before the
others came and want to
eat crumpets with butter ..................
while Jukie was exposing herself
to santa as he slid..........
down her body and licks
the seat clean before
Big T and Jukie start to
do some mileage on it
then vince comes along and
before big t puts it on the bike so
they all can get it
lubed and autographed with a
large,huge, big, thick, hot
T.I.B skid mark...
which went on for ages
unto he blew his
top off and all white
jellyfish was eaten...
until he went soft
for all to see
and after that they did
have a violently , vigorous, group........................
game of uchre...
followed by twister
they all went and dipped....
themselves in olive oil so
they could slide into another..............
parrallel universe in which all
yellow 620s go 250mph....
with stock pipes
and a chick rider....
with a slippery seat...
betty in tow
with his shotgun...
for some target practice
after all is said and
the tall chick with tats
flashed her tasty, well formed..........
apple strudel and delicately seasoned
whipped cream on toast...
as Big T licked it off
his new g9 to
to find some big boobs
to hold the camera steady
till bazz came to his.....
rescue with the tri pod
and big boob holder....
so he could scan the
forest for the virgin.....
check-in counter, where he hoped
to find Princess Diana..
and the butler...
engaged in a bout of......
nude twister with.....
tasty nachos and crown lager
buffet that made charles start..........
dreaming of desert.
so charles went in serch of carmilla
in the Sahara Desert...
She was hot. So hot.
with the Royal camel.
so she had DESSERT...
washed up and
slipped into the royal ............
knighthood of the garter
and the Nachos bum bugled.................
a sad tune...
reminiscent of
the good ol days when
men were men and....
women had hairy arm pits like...
Effie and Toula the Greek...........
virgin twins from the
the Greek Island of
girls who need to shave..............
Mean while back at the.......
colonic irrigation clinic, the staff
charged up the big machine
with Chai Latte to.....
resuscitate a dead dog...
and to grow hair on.........
my swing arm....
pit and pillion seat with...............
a cute freckle on the
on the left cheek of.........
of my alpine stars
leather bumless chaps with the...........
tassels up each leg.
and the moon exposure behind.................
in my rear vision mirror
blocked all sight of the...............
fairy god mother sniffing the
crotch of humphrey b bear
while Fat Cat did a ................
turd in a paper bag
then chewed on Mr Squiggles..................
Left toe that tastes like
supers toe, so they must
have vodka shots to make
the world a better place
and assist in the banning................
front number plates and
Ban all straight roads so
corner after corner we can......
ride with a pronounced wood....................
....y which pokes out every
eye of the ladies....
and jams the handlebars when.....
out of nowhere comes the
sausage monster...
spitting, foaming and erupting with..................
special secret sauce...
on a sesame seed bun...................
where's the lettuce and cheese
she said as she uncovered....................
her super sized
Buns bouncing them franticly while
she swiped her
Mouth after sampling the sauce
down her wet T shirt...
then borat says how hutch
look like sister in Kahzakstan
lovet d pu#%y you like
me have two please
how much is this cost............
then, without warning, it snowed
with white lines on mirrors...................
and friends to share.
the artificially induced party atmosphere....................
lycra and sequence everywhere.
and rainbow platforms with shiny
buffed, highly polished body parts
... but don't mention the scar...
from the "special" Tasmanian operation
south of the boader
That changed him to her ............
and with a throaty bellow.........
baffles removed.
let rip with an explosive..........
STOP PICKING ON TASMANIANS YOU
sweat from a baboons balls
and show some respect for
the disable and Incoherent who
are motorcyclingly challenged, and so.................
choose to ride with oversized
chrome headlights and.....
and tassles on their handlebars....................
reminding them of who they
are trying to impress with............
intention to attract hermaphrodites so
us voyeurs can wtach them..............
celebrate the return of
the boob tube with.....
neon nipple lights to
enhance the throbbing of the
Sphincter muscle so the
dance of the trembling thighs................
will blow you mind away
while sensuously and seductively jiggling.................
of the bottom will make
a poor boys eyes water............
reaching the point of no
return, and then all of
a sudden, an explosion of..........
white sticky stuff comes out
their ears in great quantity...........
and their bodies being to
thrash about with great pleasure
transforming in to a mass
of writhing arms and legs
all over the place
Until they finally decided to
to swap partners and to
compare notes to find out.....
Who had the biggest appendage
,the goat was the winner
Elmer Fudd a close second
and vince can in third
and "A" style following behind................. ;)
the goat , as
the KY was produced for.................
a big night of loving
with Bazz guzzling his whiskey
against the soft smooth skin
of the backend of the............
Jukie's hand suddenly Betty enter's
den of sordid deeds and..........
vince is scared of the
various tools in use in...................
produced from the Tardis
in the S & M dungeon..
a 48 piece snap on
contra-rotating, left handed pulsing..............
spiked paddle...
with scorching H4 Bi-Xenon.............
on the tip as to
the spanking of the cheeks...
while reciting the Kama Sutra...........
with billiard ball in mouth...
and a whip in the hand
while lint hunting Jukies bellybutton
with a centrifugal vacuum cleaner
of immense power that will................
suck start a S4RS
which will go very fast
and induce extreme stimulation of..........
Thrust muscle consequently starting a
multiple orgasims from the virgins
who have beards and large....
legs that wrap around a
telegraph pole sized...
and big boobs that can
be used as jumping castles
for all the men to
Play out their teenage dream
while drinking [drink] and eating [popcorn]
and smoking with a bucket
of melted body chocolate to
soak supers toe in
so the virgin can lick it
in a lengthways direction to................
all the way up to
pigmys ingrown hair so as
the Tardis can travel to
all the lovely places in
in the ducati factory where
all the Daleks try to...............
give Monsters two-stroke engines
and "exterminate" the environ mentalists............
for touching the virgin seat
of motorcycling with a large..........
big them between their legs
slapping the inside if their
Forearm checking for a pulse
so to use the illicit...................
Stuff to hide from reality
the truth in Big T handling
secrets for the virgin gypo's
so we can play with them
To experience the endless
love making of all involved
and the endless self abuse..............
of all the virgins
if one can be found.................
hiden in trev tardis
with her clothes in disarray
and her large breast falling
over his knees while she
While she caressed his
big large ugly stick with
large , hairy, fleshy, crusty, wrinkly
rose water soaked feet
and his huge soft silky
pair of bog catcher jocks
as trev and the virgins went
to the pub for a
several drinks until the virgins
had to be secured by
Vince, Dragon and Super
who then waxed there...
backs, with a mind to
moving on down to Brazil
for crutch cricket landing strip
and to soak there bodies
in champagne and orange jukie.....err juice
with hot melted body chocolate
applied with a wire brush
and then licked of gently
with a Gene Simmons appendage
and aces big black star
and Kris's whiskers on the
bottom of the virgins
and great meaty bits on
their backs make it easy
to impersonate a large tripod............
so the guys can lay
a long steaming cable...
to the wide screen so
Bart & Lisa can help
with Homers attempt to ride.............
the skateboard down the hill
with his G banger uptight
and his big belly ring
& Marge comin' up the rear....
to jump on his back
and grip his Y fronts
and strip him naked
to access his joy stick
and tickle his chocolate starfish
with her big toe, making
me jealous....
and sweaty and stimulated beyond
the universe
and all possible human tolerance
to have a threesome
while riding a
a yellow monster 620
backwards while doing a stoppie
on the roof of a
69 Torana XU1 which....
racing down Conrod at 300kph
was passed by jukie
in her pink leathers
and hessian Gstring with a
pussy cat tail attached, when
without warning, ex DMLers enter
thinking he is life's answers
and Gods gift to the
Ever diminishing DML forum which
with all the flash and
bling to go with his
once shiny titanium member that
had a direction
and a community spirit that
had no reflection
in the site managements attitude
to naked women
and wanton, rampant, SuperT.I.B. sized.............
pants from the front view
which showed off his enormous
ego with some virgin soap
suds covered , nubile well endowed
ducati mistresses playfully
Lifted shirt and found
belly lint the colour of
The Pink.......... Panther
Mmick
and a belly ring the shape
of an IUD shoved in
his arse to make it
obvious to all that he................
is a man with big
ideas and egotistical attitude toward
all ducati women and their
ideas on what a good
legs Big T has
all covered in matted, furry
hair before he waxed
his full godly body with
superglue impregnated adhesive emery paper
as he laughed at the
pain inflicted to his tender
Chicken skin covered area which
turned red with irritation while
the virgins waited for
for a ride home
to the palace which
an endless supply of KY
jelly that the virgins smother
all over the floor
for some KY reselling
to avoid floor splinters while
the but crack race runs
with lubed bums pointing at
the ceiling and the virgins
vigorously applying the lube to
but crack lube applicator
then smooth it over the
pink smelly bits with a
'lectric toothbrush
covered in water for fun
and lots of entertainment with
the sparks that were flying
all around Big T's room
with bodily fluids spraying over
the bed sheets and the
disco ball on rev limit
making everyone spinning around and
then playing nude twister
Cockstradivarious keyboard
with all the virgins
holding their soft
Mmick
large firm breast against his
Hot header pipe, when
Mmick
suddenly Mick joins in for
a Chai Latte with
Chili cup cakes and
whipped cream smothered all over
big t mountain so
Paris Hilton could worship
his manly goodliness and wallet
and leave him high and
and dry and broke and
mentaly scared for life arfter
such an adventure. So next
trick will be air shagging
with a pink parachute
and a lime green G-Banger
as he flys through the
Pier Hotel he gets his
loose end caught in the
spokes, but look
the titanium member has
now expired to the bedroom
2 play with his virgins
and them play with him
and enjoy the opening of
a bottle of wine and
a sardine sandwich with
sweet chili and virgin oil
with Chiko rolls and dagwood dogs...
with other Virgins still around
the Pope joins in
to pray to the virgins
with his holy water which
ran all over the naked
sisters of the order of
the naked women and
flaggelants of the riding crop
which irritated their eyes and
reddened their ample thighs which
they then need magic cream
to reduce friction and soothe
too sooth their tender thighs
which are trembling with anticipation
Chicken or Cocks
Make good eating after you
had a night with Trev
on the full super octane
Accelerating your hip action causing
you to fall into a
a deep feeling of intense
exercise and encourage you to
ride the steed even more
harder and faster, harder and
with more screaming in orgasmic
tunes and then dragon went
crazy and chased Jukie around
this is better than southpark
with my chocolate very salty
balls for some sweet lovin'
with food getting smeared over
Everything......
Meanwhile, back to the ride home
the lads hit the twisties
Three abreast when
the virgins wanted to play
lets scrape the pegs on
and go for a fast ride
with your sugar daddy and
a couple of mates behind
with the bits flapping in
they had to close their legs
so jukie would attack them
making them squeal like piglets
and soil their floral g-strings
as Jukie ran around nude
screaming im a good girl
meaning really good at it
When suddenly she stepped in
to her hot spa with
champers, and a rubber thing
to keep her busy until
the arrival of Big Willie
and the hot full balls
made of salty chocolate and
dippped in alcohol with a
tassel attached to the knob
of a large, hot, sweaty
harem guard with a huge
whip and some leather
jock straps with huge dangley
hanging from the side of
wrinkly old hairy chicken skin
with large biceps and a
extra wide mankini to cover
Their bikes, when suddenly
the elastic straps gave way
and all the bits came
flopping, flapping, slapping, squelching out
all over the floor so
Jukies virgins can satisfy their
hunger and needs for a
large, rampant,full, juicy subway
and a few alcohol beverages
to get the festivities happening
as a gathering of monsters
move their equipment into position
adjust angle of the dangle
and all standing at attention
with their one eyes moist
and ready for action
looking for Jukies attending virgins
to smooch then on their
sweet , tender, smooth, IZ_ shoulders
Thinking of the cheerleaders knickers
and what they might contain
Oops, we slipped and
fell onto our knees when
the jocks removed their own
masks to reveal who they
impersonated with their impressively sized
fingers and thumbs and 1
little finger extended vertically from
Their flapping pants, when
Bazz came along and saw
nymphs dancing all round and
having too much fun when
suddenly he let one rip,
and all the Virgins went away
in search of clean air
and replacement nostrils and new
toys to play with because
I broke mine playing
cricket in the backyard when
I leaped of the shed
with your pants down and
acoutrements flapping in the breeze
landing head first causing
much damage to the concrete
as it is hard as
jukies impressively erect booby ends
and dragons tight arse
Jukies virgins arrived to help
to all jump on dragon
and hold him down while
jukie starts taking his clothes
Suddenly Betty enters guns loaded
to only laugh at Jukie
and proceed to take her
in a dark room and
play with chocolate body sauce
while smacking a donkeys arse
and riding a billy goat
jukie comes out naked and
shows Lady Godiva her large
big hole between her
rose bushes in the front
once it has been waxed
and polished to a nice
soft, smooth, moist, hot, clean
lawnmower
which she uses to
mow a new Brazilian
for dock to see and feel
so no fur will catch
in dragons mouth when he
is out muff diving with
Monster bike wash girls who
have no clothes on and
rub their own personal mops
along all the monster to
remove the streaky, damp,moist
white stuff from the seats
and pick up the tissues
to wipe their moistened lips
and then their mouths too
after sucking to much
lumpy porridge through a straw
and running around naked in
a fit of sexual ecstasy
when dragon held their hands and
stroked their hot, pulsating egos
and their large boobies
jiggling, wiggling,swinging and tittilating
all the boys
who by this stage are
young and dumb and full
of piss and bad manners and
are gropping all the women
with their sweaty bodies and
and their soft waxed skins
with spank marks on their
bum and love bites everywhere
that the lingerie supposedly covers
only the nipples of the
brake calipers showing through the
wet white t shirt that
needed to be washed anyway
as well as the crusty
toe that became infected and
eventually fell off in the
sole of his riding boot
which he wore to bed
with all the virgins
fondling his rampant manliness while
he become very excited about
the virgins and their lack
of energy around him until
they saw the titanium member
and they all came running
to see it glistening with
all the power it holds
over the women who see
who see it as a
invitation for a wanton frolic
through the tulips
while smeared with body chocolate
as dragon started lick their
and suck their big.......................toes
and then worked upward to
the second floor where Jukie
was making pancakes with cream
and strawberry with maple syrup
and THEN came the chocolate
which dragon pour over their
perfectly, postured and positioned posteriors
and their boobies and long legs
which extended all the way
into his mouth and then
the fun really started to
get better and better and
delved into the depths of
the map of tassie and
stuck his nose in the
abyss of supers corn hole
where Monks have been known
to sit in meditation and
worship Mars bars while
contemplating a can of whoopass
while the whoopee cushion made
the Nuns play nude twister
with the Monks nudie style
while the virgins have arrived
after missing Big T dreadfully
softly tingle their lips do
trev's big rod against the
virgins soft, trembling, moist
smooth arm pits
and big large boobies
for Jukie with a fetish
of hot body chocolate and
frothy Chia lattes that
arc up the desire to
have lots of sex with
the latex wrapped thing which
jukie dosen't like but natural
rudie, nudie you know who
shares a cave with a
tall dark and hansome
and hairy Yeti fellow called
the most Reverend Llama Clyde
who jukie and the virgins
find irresistable in his red
tights and waxed chest
and sequined suede g-string with
a leather vest and a black
black hairy chest to ceep
the virgins amused while he
wonders about the longevity of
[moto] this totally insane thread
which from sheer stubborness we
let it go on and
dressed Jukie in a school
uniform with no underwear
and a very short skirt
just like her friend Paris
which she doesn't like at all
then started jelly wrestling
with hooters and PSB's flashing
and the virgins running around
molesting all and sundry when
the King himself arrived with
a big rod, ky, chocolate
and a huge bone handled
for jukie to hold onto
and do rudie things with
her vagina and her mouth
and every other orifice that
is available for Jukie
to experiment with and probe
legs,hands, tongue and
and the stap on
with jukie wearing leather underwear
while doing a hand stand on
the boys legs until they
Caught a distinctive whiff
of jukies perfume and then
Proceeded to investigate the source
of why dock was so
Shy when around Jukie
because it has been sooooo
long and hard
since they been together that
[laugh] its page 69 [laugh]
dinner for two Vince & Jukie
playing starfish games
in the nude together and
Sipping Don Perignon with strawberries
until they both laid on
a bed of nails
and said whos on top
so jukie laid on vince and
take it like a man or
she will find melvin to
attempy the impossible with the
Olson twins who
carry a pot of KY
for all to enjoy
slipping and sliding into the
mountain cave with the Monk
the Llama, the yeti and
all the virgins and jukie
with 3 Mars Bars and
icecream with nuts
in a chicken skin sack
filed with Viagra to
impress jukie so much that
jukie bought betty one
to play with and then
along came the Lone Ranger
RIDING his favourite mount silver
monster with 3 other virgins
and Jukies masculine side appeared
for all to touch and feel
and smother in Shell VSX
and ky to make things
interesting for Bill Clinton to
entertain Ms Monica who likes
sucking on rods and
enjoys a good job done
while jukie is getting drunk
with Hillary who wants
to get jukie event more
Drunk to introduce the Cubans
and other toxicating stuff
and a horizontal lambada happens
and jukie pole dancing nude
with Hilary and Monica slapping
themself for not joining in
and Bill with his Titanium
rod and clothing which was
dishevelled and stained with love
and chocolate and hot tea
and monica who was
crawling out from under the
sheets with hilary in tow
wiping her chin free of
moist, wet, hairy and
sticky ......honey after eating crumpets
chocolate, toffee apples, and
other delectable delights on offer
as supplied by George Bush
for the enjoyment of all
third world countries that support
useless tits...er ..bits of
spin to bamboozle ans bullshit
all the dyno tuners
with flashes of bits of
naked jukie skin and
brownish hard bits poking through
passages of time and space
when she give a soft massage
on bazzes hairy sore back
to relieve the pain so
he can perform his famous
nudie run accross he snow
and flash his frigid digit
to all the virgins and jukie
was overcome with lust when
dragon came on the scene
and proceeded to flash his
large, hard, hot, long, rod
to brand all the virgins
with the dragon mark
and steal them from big t
and leave him desTITute and
hunting for some new blood
to pillage, plunder,molest and
drink his Chai Latte while
reading the newspaper.
THE END.
;D
until jukie comes along and
and burns everything down in
a fit of furry and
she feel much better
not likely for ages yet
or our next group ride
this is the end for jukie
who will be sadly missed
until she changes her mind
but will never forgive tool
gazza welcomes Jukie back with
Oh no, not this again...
only if you are game ;D
see what happen hey
"Jukie is back" ..... (In my best Arnie impersonation)
too brighten up the forum
whilst attempting to keep us on the straight an narrow
while i follow danno behind
while checking out his
yellow ducati and his nice
bumless chapps flapping in the
wind and i thought wow
ill have to get some
to wear while riding in front
with the desmodeici bearing down
and me leaving it for dead
in a cloud tyre smoke
on my 240mph 620 with
jukie flying pass at a
at a rapid rate with
dragon holding on tight
enjoying the RIDE and feeeling
smooth soft skin of jukie
caressing the seat in a
up and down motion
urging jukie to go faster and faster and faster and faster and faster until
until Trev cums along
with virgins in tow ready
for a BIG RIDE with
the HOLE group of deviant
guys and girls to do
wicked and nasty things while
all the while
dannog stills some virgins to
play with until trev comes
along with his smooooooth legs
to steel them all away but soon
hairy Dock appears and
shows them what real men do
while impersonating a tripod with
matty saying hold still why
you little..........doh? Ah!!! watduh?
I just can't make
the shot so stiffen up
and pass the blue pills
so i can stay upright
for hours on END and
so matty can get the
the hang of riding his
new hyper fighter around the
Police station car park while
jukie gets undressed for the
virgins to have there :o
wicked way with me and trev
with various rubber implements and
by the time they all
finished spider,vince and matty
they were ready to start
something really kinkly like...
eating chocolate while watching virgins
make Saddle Box seats with
recycled virginia lapels and worn
- out pairs of scissors. (breath, new idea?)
With the long week end approaching the sydney gang starting planning another outting similar to the Bathurst run. A few of the guys in Vic were all fired up about the upcoming GP in Melbourne and were planning on...
becomming paddock girls [cheeky]
with pom poms and stuff
and waxed legs so rossie
wont scratch his chin on
then Jukie shows then how
shake their booties to the
sound of roaring ducati's
with the rattly clutches clattering
and the exhaust booming
and the pillion passengers screaming
I want Betty... NOW.....
and then Jukie for dessert
whilst she sunbakes nude
at the fat farm with
the chubbies, with their rolls
of chocolate and cream
covered in 10w-40w for lubrication
and glad wrap for protection
but all the fatties know
that jukie was ready to
devour all the donuts and
to only throw them away
along with her thong
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3040/2909502740_171287ae05.jpg?v=0)
Look at the number plate.....
cause jukie got sick of having permanent wedge
so she runs around naked
scaring small children & old people
but impressing all the guys
with her big loud cans
and her tight, firm, small
ripe mangos covered in yogurt
and chocolate waiting for someone
to clean up her slippery
mess on her bike seat
so trev came and licked
his lips in anticipation of
more chocolate sprinkle donuts that
would fill his virgins
cavities and recesses to the
bath wih alcoholic beverages
followed by jelly wrestling midgets
minus the jelly and have mud
caked in every orifice which
will have a variety of
options for extreme chafing of
the up and down motion
as we play naked twister
while totally inebriated with lots
of chocolate and strawberries
consumed while cavorting in the
nude on the old road
riding sidesaddle scraping toes on
Sunday raiseing the middle finger
toward the surrounding constabulary who
stuffed with twinkies on look
aggressively towards the riders cruising
past with no clothes on
"FLASHING" by at speed with
a soft smooth waxed
landing strip which is ready
for a Smooooottthhh landing on
a hard throbing seat
to bring on the climax
while dragon and vince watch
each other in antisapation
of a stimulating Jukie riding
naked while doing a handstand
and balancing a zucchini on
her arse while popping a
piece of gum, with flavor
of stawberries and cream
flipping the bone to the
road and enjoying the other
ladies on their rides with
their duc and the guys
riding behind for a perv
of all the girls legs
and pear shaped posteriors which
are tight and firm and
definitely watchably, gropably, fondlably attractive
bodies and nice personality
but wait, she's an Alien
from venus and she is
most unlike human females because
she dosent talk about
shopping and shoes and
loves beer and barbies
which jukie is an expert in
shape changing into
a tight black top and
leather so tight that
that when she bends over
her assets need no imagining
with her front zipper down
to her navel showing the
the twins in all there
pendulous, shapely, brown button glory
with ducati key rings hanging
from the appropriate attachment points
so the guys can play
spin the rings when they
are all drunk and about
to get rowdy with womenfolk
all over them whilst
they reciprocate and jump their
bikes over the virgins
while chanting dirty ditties as
the virgins danced naked
around the rampant monster god
bazz so with all his
female attendants he stole from
them a piece of
their last remaining virginity and
their phone number whilst they
gave the titty bum salute
to bazz as all was well satisfied
with the flash they got
they all ran away to
joim a nunnery but missed
riding around on the back
of Trev,Bazz and Dragon Big
and the rest of the
guys to play with all
all their sensitive jiggly bits
until they all start to
get aroused again starting
with Jukie and then the
then the spider got aroused
so they join in some
rubbing with the Happy Ending
and smothing of oil all
on the sun burnt bits
and she has a nice tan
all over and uninterupted by
dragon who was looking at
the tan lines on her
butt and her smooth soft
monster seat where
much fun has been had
by jukie and the virgins
all at the same time
dragon joined in for some
stimulating naked twister games which
spider always wins so
convincingly that Jukie refuses to
too dink him on the
table for some more
foolng about with food and
work shop tools and
jukie in her white short
over the shoulder boulder holder
whilst she was working on
franticly on her new project
call the scoot as it
GOT TOO HAVE A NAME
as it is a girl
with the appropriate bits of
shiny bling and
male eye candy that will
druel over her body
and poke and prod with
his large, hard, long, hot
exhaust pipe covered in thick
think black sticky
body chocolate and sooty carbon
whilst jukie removes her clothes
and finds herself being ogled
by dragon whilst he removes
his leather fur lined codpiece
as jukie jumps aboard for
test ride too see if
its as comfortable as it
is hard and too make it
less sweaty, to smear it
with ky and body chocolate
so as to please Jukie
then Bazz comes along
with various implements of pleasure
for jukie and dragon to
assualt certain DMF members who
have known to upset me
and wreak her revenge with
stopping all the fun we
them all sook and start
to cry because Jukie and
the other girls gave them
there all and nobody want
it to stop so they
continued with dragon naked and
everybody buffed their bits when
dragon start to fondle with
with warm hands on Jukies
breast and back to fell
out the situation with regard
to her soft smooth skin and
nubile, sensuous ,bodily features that
was all over dragon and
Jukie was a corrupting influence
so dragon start to play
Polished mufflers
and rubbing jukie and massaging
Lillie with vigour so she
shines and blings like jukie
in her finest attire and
wait on dragon to make
punkin jackolanterns for a Halloween
whilst play with his big
appendage while Jukie salivated over
dragon firm body parts and
shook her booty in time
with dragon swinging arms
and the Lammies pulsing throb
harder and faster until dragon
the situation reaches its climax
and jukie wanted so much more
all backed up for more ;D
hot , sexy lovin on the bikes
backwards while doing a fetishy
mango seed style toe suck
with suspenders and whipped cream
all over her naked body
and applied to places that
only she lets dragon see
lifting his mono brow thinking
I'll have strawberries with that
with cream on jukies breast
and icecream on the other
whilst rubbing up and down
a splintered power pole wondering
when all the fun is
go to start when trev
drops his dacks and flashes
his big T and waxed bits
which throb massively in time
with jukie jumping up and down
and bouncing her suspension bits
all over trev and dragon
while they rode with rythm
with the sound of ducati's
pulsing in time with Jukies
Barbie Doll that Big T
perfects his legendary style on
with his soft smooth skin and
and perfectly waxed parts under
his leathers made jukie jump
and squeal in rapturous pleasure
whilst Super was being crucified
on a cross made from
nails with rotten animal carcasses
and other instruments of S&M
whilst dragon and jukie get
busy polishing the implements with
ky jelly rubbing their bodies together
with frantic intensity which burnt
there private bits and
Jukies soft ministrations to soothe
the aching body bits ready
to continue yet again with
dragon, trev, vince and super
for a tag team of
men for jukie to play
tripple leap frog dressed in
leather and rubber and tassles
with naked bits showing
their attraction to the world
while jukie takes in turn
boys and girls to get
all excited and very very hot
and redlining the hippometer
and flogging the sensitive
parts of the guys and girls
meanwhile back at the ranch
the indians attacked and kidnapped
vince and matty for some
pole and bonfire action woth
trev, dragon all watching Jukie
perform an ancient mohegan dance
of fertility and ggod fortune
and some pole dancing with
a silk nighty on, thinking
this could be an occupation
and to earn lots of
brownie points with dock so
she will be able to
show him how she can
strip and tease him until
he starts to randemly
moves his hands on jukies
new billet bits grunting as
he wants more, much more
time to play with jukie
to see her main bits
and how soft they are
all covered in WD40
waiting for trev to jump
on the lithium grease covered
to place inside her
an alien predator called
vince to see what was
causing Jukie's permanent hangover that
matched the pounding of her
Heart when BIG T started to
smile at her and wink
reaching out touching her on
the breast and said
Stasera farai cosa dico io
hey only english speaking please
freetranslation
really that want Trev thinks
Il Trev non è come ciò
Thinks Jukie as Trev grabs
the keys to the chastity
and releases trev Big
oscillating tool which lunges for
jukies hot, moist, smooth,soft
coco bun with whipped cream
and strawberries on her nipples
& toes dipped in Chai Latte
for trev to suck and
admire her pink painted
toes and fingernails so he
invites Bill Clinton to help
sniffing a cigar Bill mumbles
clean your dress wench or
I'll do it by hand
so Jukie ask Trev to
get a wet tissue and
wipe it over my naked
parts with vigour to stimulate
jukie to get her ready
for her Brazilian & leg wax
and Bigs crack back'n sack
with live coverage on DMF
with close ups and indepth
interviews with 007 on
cars and leading ladies which
for trev and dragon so
p..sses off the other superheroes
as jukie dances on Trevs
6 pack abs while Dragon
starts to undress and
turn into The Incredible Hulk
so he can pick jukie up
by the love handles and
showed her his big green
aphid covered and critter infested
butt tattoo of his Mum
while big and jukie lambada'd
whilst drinking lot of alcohol
to make the vision IZ_
so trev can hit on Jukie
then Trev starts to randomly
grope and feel about for
lumps suggested by super, suddenly
appear like some woody thing
to play with Jukie
and stimulate her girly bits
to get her going again
for another set of multiple
orgasms and hot sweaty
body bits massage with G
spot flicking event causing Jukie
to scream with pleasure and
saying, no thats my toe
the manipulation needs to be
higher and faster for
the maximum sensual stimulatory fulfilment
for Jukie and trev so they
can fall down absolutely satisfied
and then start drinking baileys
and Vodka slammers with a
shot of cowboys and chocolate
to give it some kick
to get the party happen
and the games a startin'
with naked twister and
a basket of fresh zucchinis
and not forgetting the chook
which was pluck from vince's
never never region only to
find that he had something
wrong with which head he
doesnt think with but does
use it often to do
palm humping with lots of
synthetic oil to help
smooth things down so that
friction is reduced on Jukie's
tender parts that need the
soft smooth hands of Trev
manipulating the mammoth mammaries of
the twins which made them
vibrate and screamed with happiness
and the menage au trois (Pardon the spelling ;) )
with Jukie using Trev, Dragon and Vince
as the slutty bastids that
keep her going all the time
until the eventual climax wrecked
by vince want to do a
track day with the virgin rr
being ridden sidesaddle while doing
rude things with arabiata sauce
and freshly grated parmesan with
jukie on the back holding
the well shaped pepper grinder
and alcohol in the other
with a partner to flick
the lid off so Jukie
could rub it on Vince's
nether regions and cause him
to get very excited until
he thinks of the RR
and then in waiting for
delivery so Jukie can touch
and make love to the bike
while holding onto vince's
rod and making him
squeal calling out her name
and ask her for more
donuts with whipped cream to
lick for trevs hot body
fresh from a hot wax
and chook body scrub he
made jukie melt at the knees
and quiver uncontrollably with pleasure
then came dragon for a threesome
wih his spurs janglin' and
his large thumb bigger and
stronger now called tripod the
other virgins were looking
at the size of his
leg that go up to
his armpit with a hairy
back to slide fingers through
and make pigtails and fondle
with his beauty spot
on the end of his
titanium rod which the virgins
love to stroke while holding
their breast for all to
hold on to for there
too many breasts to nibble
sending Trev into a uncontrollable
fit of quan tittie surveying
all his options until
the virgins could get their
naked bodies off trev and
try for seconds with
dragon while jukie starts to
rub herself down with some
coconut oil and start making
scones, jam and whipped cream
for the afternoon nosh up
with Trev and his virgins
with their soft hands that
smooth the oil over trevs back
and six pack which excites
the DMF throng which was
watching and waiting for their
ecstatic moment of climactic, orgasmic
conclusion to story time
thank god, but they all
couldn't stop looking and watching
Jukie cavort and romp around
naked and showing the boys
her melons. The ones she
uses to attract Trev attention
and grew all by herself
to find Trev is very
partial to home grown fruit
and so is jukie
who is partial to Trevs
hot rod and waxed bits
that he also grows
for jukie to taste and
marvel at with his sizable
Brazil nuts and cucumber
which make jukie very excited
as she loves to cook
sausage and two veg with
lots of gravy to smoother
and make the virgins more
happy whilst trav get ready
do some servicing of the
virgins and jukie
who are just begging for
more from dragon and
Jukie starts randomly strokeing
vince's hairy chest and back
while he sips a latte
and feeds jukie strawberries
dipped in hot creamy
CHOCOLATE with a bit of alcohol
washing it down as we
wrestle in the brown sticky
toffee with dock
throwing the sprinkles all over
the hot wax as his
pour it over Jukie soft smooth
Moustache that drives the boys
into fits of envy over her
multi colour nail polish
and fishnet body stocking with
tassels and bum-less chaps
which were borrowed from Trev [cheeky]
who borrowed them from Super
who wore them for the mardi gras
that he attended with Vince
which lead them to
adventures of wanton debauchery with
Bazz watching an applauding while
Jukie does a sloooow pole
slide with all the firemen
waving their hoses in time
to "YMCA". Mean while back
at the toffee pit Jukie
and Betty are about too
indulge in a favourite pastime
of nut cracking and
of licking and rubbing
the icecream and bread dough
over Dragons naked body
which is sticky and itchy
as jukie scratches dragons back
with her tiger claws that
are just like cat women's
with the sleek tight shiny
one piece suit and black
coffee served in a Disney
mug while wearing Mickey Mouse
ears with a Playboy Bunny
sitting on Trevs face singing
"lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel" (Yeaaa I know it's more than 5 words but so so fitting)....
suddenley they both started to
watch vince and Jukie play
the harp & trumpet
whilst Trev serves up some
Chai Lattes with salami sandwiches
which attracted the mammal wildlife
from the Discovery Channel and
dragon bring the alcohol for
getting the elephants pissed
and rowdy while Trev raids
Docks new RR-16 Gal
falling in love, finding himself
longing to touch her CF
and fondle her curves while
seductively whispering into her
MUFFlers while tugging her lever
slowly as she vibrates furiously
and takes jukie for a ride
leaving Trev, frustrated, lost & sad
but trev is doubling jukie
as he plots his next
move on jukie and how
to control the seething vibrating
so jukie sat on trev's lap
and feed him grapes
and 95RON to keep him
from being abducted by aliens
and used as an experiment
as a virgin play tool
for a martian with 5
breasts and three
Hahmm's to prod until they
have satisfied their curiousity about
the earthly god "Big T"
and his terra apendage which
all the chicks worship
and would kill to fondle
with all the time
to pay homage to his
virgins and his love for
flashing his mighty, rampant, glistening
to jukie as she jumps
out of the way as he
goes after the virgins
salivating and hollerin' while swinging
his large Rod too and
fro, daring the virgins to
have sex with Trev
and abuse his considerable appendage
when jukie had a go
but couldntn get her hands
around his massive, Large, HOT
kebab that he was holding
as jukie takes a bite
and mist and bit into
his large toe and
suffers with toe jam
and terminal tinea with furry
feet for jukie to
suck each toe clean then
work her way up to
the manky armpits where she
snuggles and hold onto trev
while he screams as the
excitement gets too much and
he nears the point of
no return until the virgins
walk in with Dock ready
and waiting for jukie to
start proceedings with a slooow
rubbing of the bodies
with KY and essential oils
jumping on dragon and trev
with evil intent and sadistic
in leathers and with whip
driving the spurs in too
Bazz's back to ride him
and whip him across the
the chest and to see
his excitement build with the
crack of the whip making
him tense with excitement and
as jukie hold onto bazz
as the bucking and bouncing
got more frantic they bellowed
long as your arm thick as your wrist with a nob on the end as big as your fist [laugh]
as jukie was more than pleasured
by the bone handled, battery
powered lightsabre with a feather
boa to tie jukie up
while dragon has he way
with the virgins while Bazz
does jukie and jukie does
her evil twin Sabine
as trev joins in to
give bazz a spell but
Sabine wants more, much more
but jukie and the virgins
subdue her with hot oil
and a huge rampant bratwurst
and a Chai Latte with
a schnapps chaser while Trev
fires up the bucket bong
to get things moving and
lets the virgins loose from
trev place and lets jukie
show them the sex toys
that trev keep near his
double King size water bed
for jukie and trev to
too try out before
bazz comes along with his
cowboy boots and spurs
and bumless chaps with the
whip in hand and jukie
ready to ride the bucking
horse while trev waits for
his warm soft hairy Yeti
hobbit preshusss thing which is
to be kissed and she
like jukie and trev to
turns into a princess
and tears her clothes off
ready for the full body wax
that trev is doing for
for the baby smooth appearance
of jukies legs and upper body
and "bit in between" maybe
defineatly in between and every
nook and cranny that can
seen for the smooth touch
and skin to skin contact
with dragon and trev
getting amongst the virgins and
feeling them up to make
ready to attempt to lose
themselves in the pleasure of
vigorous rubbing and cavorting with
no clothes on and bazz
will start breaking them in [bow_down]
for hours and hours
three at a time in
that trev has lost his virgins
But wait. Trev has more
and a free set of steak knifes
with fresh whipped cream
and strawberries to go with
a smoothy
cream and chocolate on a
s2r tank to
be bent over it and
all the boys shall enjoy
the wanton rumpy pumpy that
comes with tying jukies naked body to
the back of her 620
while singing jingle bells
and decking their balls with (Merry Christmas Bazz)
the new 1100 monster , merry Christmas dragon [thumbsup]
and boughs of holly and
trala la la la la
and jukie runs wild
in the soft fluffy snow
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3078/3134244675_ba0277f28c.jpg?v=0)
with trev rolling around together
hunting for the Yeti in
the snow while trying to
find our frozen bits
and finding a frostbitten knob
for jukie to play with
and warm up so that
it could stand to attention
all by itself.
and with its one eye
on Jukies soft bits
the yeti watches on
with filthy, carnal intent and
dressed in black leather it
was envy of what they
had going on, as he
ran his hands over the
naked jukie's bottom and her
smooth waxed parts making him
very very excited to be
sharing Jukie and the Yeti
and Saskwatch with their hairy
BALLBAGS!
sorry, just had to get that in there!
is that like a scrotum??? [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
that jukie licks and sucks
and fondles and juggles and
then works her way up
to the very tip of
trevs nipple to touch them
up the mountain to see
whats on the top of
trev's big waxed tanned long
forefinger which also doubles as
a sucking tool for jukie
to practice her art of
tongue moving and her teasing ability
to drive men wild with
her humour and hugs
and stunning looks with waxed
legs all the way up
to the joining of her
waxed smooth arm pits
with no yogi bears anywhere
except Boo Boo peaking through
her soft, waxed, moist, hot
the folds of the Jellystone
wups ;D
and dragon's big hot rod
who? Huh? my what? aaaah
was at attention looking at
the most appealing, attractive part
of jukie which is her
mind and personality which fellas
understand and can relate to
cos she tinkers with...
things with dexterity and technique
that bring tears to your eyes
and a tilt in kilt
and a lump in you pants (eerrr throat)...
and a promise to still love
all the guys here for
their integrity and wholesome goodness
and the rudie, nukie, minds
that lust after the virgins
that trev have lost somewhere
after the drunken spree at
jukies place with all the
nubile Yeti chicks dressed in
almost brazilian bikinis that show
all the naked waxed bits
'cos it pays to advertise
which jukie like to do
when the weather is warm
in a white meter maid
with high heels and money
belt only just covering her
bits she busts an move
with the coins jiggling in
time with bouncing, tanned
ear lobes and tassles that
are connected to her nipples
that can twirl in opposite directions.......
in time to the music
jingle bells jingle bells
dangle all the way, oh
what fun it's to ride
on vince and trev today hey
jingle balls , jingle baaalllzzz, slapping (We need a singing smiley?? [thumbsup] )
all the way (http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_20.gif)
its fun to go, too and fro (Yep I know its more than 5 ;D )
up and down on dragon hey
wth imagination running wild, Jukie
get hot and bothered and
attempts to molest trev by
offering him a blowup Granny doll
with false teeth that
are removable with custard filled
whilst jukie and dragon play
strip twister while Trev smothers
his waxed legs to get
the custard hot so that
jukie can lick it off
with whipped cream and sprinkles
and hot melted peppermint chocolate
which now makes Dock hungry
for cavorting with the virgins
and sampling there firm ripe
melons and cherries that are
on special at Woolies with
some hot cross buns
to use as pasties on
jukies bum and boobs so
us pervs are tantalised and
excited by the prospect of
finnaly getting something to eat
after all the hard work
off keeping jukie satisfied
a nice crumpet would taste
good with some cream
and honey smeared all over
so jukie to lick it
and savour the goodly sweetness
to share it with dragon
and show others how its
meant to be done
suddenly a bird flies buy
and watches jukie naked doing
a rain dance for Dock
to see her all wet
So he can harden up
and then jump jukie for
for a wild ride to
orgasm land and back
and have a multiple good
time with all the guys
and the Yeti who
after finishing with the Sasquatch
starts to play with jukies
make happy bits stroking his
fluffy long hair and soft
stoinker as to ready it
for cookies and cream
so Jukie can devower it
some sweet lovin' and hugs
for entree, then she really
want to go at it with
all batteries fully charged and
for hours and hours and
hours of action with vibrating
toys and lots of hugs
and squeezies, groping and lots
of kissing and smooching
just to make it romantic
and then all the guys
brought their "tickle me elmo's"......
for jukie to play with
and stimulate so they would
all enjoy it and want more
of what Jukie can do
with her hands and feet
using baby oil and.............
copious amounts of KY for
lots of penetration and massaging
and friction proofing of the
bodies slipping and sliding
on the twister game sheet
and fallen all over the
spots and each other with
naked bodies and a lot of
aeroplane jelly just to
make it more fun for the
waxed body to
satisfy Jukies wanton desires to
make every one happy and
eat more donuts mmmmmmmmm
and scones and cream
not to mention the sprinkles
with strawberry and chocolate
body sauce to liven up
the licking competition that jukie
always instigates for fun and
relaxation and a bit of
slap and tickle and dirty
stuff going on with
the virgins, the assembled throng
including slowpoke and his navy
sailors uniform which make
the Village People envious and
jukie weak in the knees
and damp in the armpit
as she leaped into scott's
ready and waiting, fully rampant
YMCA routine in her fish
scale g-banger and sequined
for the US sailor to do
beat time to the throbbing
of jukies heart and her
pulsating , gyrating, rotating, pounding, sweating
arse whilst Trev and Dragon
beat their... ;D drums to accentuate
what jukie has just been
putting out with her raunchy
red g string and her big
dose of exhibitionism, flaunting her
hands and feet for all
with fetishes to look at
with all the virgins around
assisting with bumping and grinding
with dragon large hot
souvlaki with a kebab for
for 3rd leg and meatball
with bearded clam for entree
or a soft smooth oyster
free of Yogi Bears and
fred flintsone with Trev
inspecting the bald VW bonnet
with dragon looking as well
and jukie then bolts for
some fun time with Trev
which he greets with
a big hug and a
tilt in his kilt and
a show of his buttocks
which has a big tattoo
of a monster between his
thighs and his bellybutton with
earring hanging of it for
a harness attachment for high
rod to connect to so
swing by his bits and
throwing money in the air
to attract more females so
then there was a big party
with more Jukies than guys
and the guys loved it
and yelled for more pole
dancing and strip tease
out of the red T-shirts
and wearing big black boots
and a Ducati badged G-Banger
where can i get this
available to hot red shirted
can you get me one size S
Hey!! No more than five words !! ;D
no more than 5 dragon
the FIVE virgins smeared their
virgin scent around dragon's body
and he responded with a
large, big, strong, hard hand
which held his matchbox and
his small, tiny, petite, bike
which was dwarfed by Lilly
as she has been tempermental
and foreplay has been useless
then Big T walks in
as she jumps for joy
rubbing her hands with KY
and rubbing Trev down
with fervent attention to his
stiff shoulder caused by
jukie having her legs wrapped
around Trevs head as he
munches on her waxed bits
while she eats a gelato
with chocolate sprinkles and
alcohol with all the boys
toasting the fun and games
(Sorry 'bout the thread jacking, :( )
whilst dragon watches and wonder
how dose Trev do that
and has the virgins drool
with Jukie next in line
dressed like a french maid
with a black g string
and a bag of goodies
handcuffs, whips and other instruments
that jukie keep in her
boudoir of iniquity that men
from dmf love to visit
to get flogged and scoured
by jukie's whip and a
small furry Gerbil with some
waxed bits and nudity
with a pole so dancing
was done all night and
upside down was no problem
for jukie and the virgins
but when Dragon found himself upside down...
he didn't know what to
as gravity was playing havoc
with what was up, so
Heather put him straight and
as she spanked that monkey
jukie started on Vince with
feeding him grapes from her
belly button and her soft
yet firm, jiggly yet taut
boobies with the virgins nearby
waiting with the body lotion
to smear all over jukie
while playing Barry White music
and drinking cocktails and
playing with girls tails while
vince comes along with dragon
and is confronted by a
virginal twenty one bum salute
which they all pinch and
and probe with their humungous
hands and then moved their
cameras to film other pink
parts of their bodies and
the things that they do
to the virgins and jukie
sorry too hot to play too day
was to hose them down
in their wet T-shirts that
was see through and showed
all the desirable bits clearly
the tops were then taken
to be HAND rung and
for loony to watch them
be rewet and reapplied on
by Trev and dragon
who paid specialist attention to
the virgins long legs and
and the junction thereof
with their waxed bits and
razor rash in need of
some nice wet licking
and sensuous application of oils
with soft monster hands
around big t,s new coffee cup
that he drinks tea from
using no hands
but his big, huge, hot,
espresso machine steams water well
to give jukie a massage
with 98 octane & brake fluid
with a tabasco rub to
her naked soft back and
sensitive bits that tingle with
excitement when the dmf guys
swing dat thing and flog
jukie as she is sad
and needs some special attention
to make her feel better
and painfree, and desirous of
riding her bike and doing
lots of anti social, lustful
nudie runs across the beach
just to entertain the masses
monster guys with her jumping
on the m 1100 naked
except for the red t-shirt
as she was naked too
with the oiled waxed bits
and holding a ice cream (gelato)
to be used for sensual
keep the bodies cool
not to mention the tongues
licking the ice cream from
the sensitive parts of the
bottom and the back as
required to tit-illate and stimulate
her breast and her belly
not to forget all the
other nooks that melting icecream was
poured over her and Heather
and stuck them together so
dragon can watch them do
siamese twin impersonations with a
dance off to see what
leg will lead in the horizontal
mumbo jumbo and the twist
diving off the end of
the stage for dragon to
do naked crowd surfing with
Trev and the virgins all
oiled up and ready to
play twister naked so Dragon
can take photos for the
dmf guys to look at
and drink lots of
aclohol to understand what is
actually the purpose of all
so then they start doing
a naked group hug wtih
all the dmf guys for a
boy, girl body bonding session
with strawberries ad chocolate with
much vigorous rubbing and licking
of the fingers and toes
with attention being paid to
their private bits and the
and the pleasure derived thereof
again and again until Dragon
awoke from his dream thinking
jukie and trev were doing
naked, hot yoga leading to
cavorting and romping with the
virgins in the pool to
get the pulses racing and
waiting for the guys to
weild the appendages of pleasure
and make love to the virgins
in ALL ways possible and
for the other guys to
take pictures for YouTube distribution
of all the girls doing the
naked, oil smeared pole dancing
with the guys watching and
Thinking I can do that
but prefering to watch nudie
girls do it one on one
with toys galore and more
guys to play with to
get their cumulative jollies all
excited, happy,laughing and
extremely well lubricated and ready
for a wax to the
usually furry nether regions that
are need for the guys
so they can get lost
in the maze of girls
and their girly bits that
are waxed and smothered with
scented, erotic, stimulating oils and
hot melted chocolate and sprinkels
just to sweeten the hole pie
while sucking on a lolly pop
never heard it called that
or a big banana
which can be used for
holding on to, to keep
stability when riding the moustachio
and kissing the guys for
extra stimulation of themselves and
motivation to go on for
the BIG climactic, organism which
can last for hours
and leave the toes curled
and their minds wondering
whats up for seconds
with desert on his mind
and whether to have more
fun with the girls or
pleasure himself with the muffler
then the girls jumped on
board and caused a ruckus
while stripping down dragon till
with a roar the crowd
they all pointed and laugh
at the group shenanigans with
Vince and Matty taking photos
which will be for sale
on ebay for the highest
deviate bidder who will use
jukie as a play thing
and sexual goddess so he
can have his wicked way
with her and the virgins
time after time until his
tadpole supply is exhausted and
they all go seeking for Vince
for more prolonged physical strenuosity
exercise and massagers until
the naked twister sheet arrived
for the naked dmf's guy
and girls mixed doubles
and play spin the bottle
with kiss and tell after
the guys want more sexual
antics with the virgins and
jukie with whipped cream and
chocolate body paint and smeared
over her naked bottom
and her magnificent pair of
legs which a short and
which have a strange resemblance
to the supports on the
tripod for the camera to
take the blackmail pictures for
all to see on youtube
and cause a stir by
the admin because of the
immense size of the unusual
bottom and feet that had
everyone rolling around in the
jelly filled swimming pool doing
laps of honour with toy
rubber ducks and battery powered
sailing boats with jet
propelled erect nozzles which spit
into three for all the
wrestlers to be sprayed with
bubbles and sprinkles over their
sweaty, sticky, jelly covered, bare
boobs and bottom with Dragon
rubbing his gloves in anticipation
to touch the virgins up
and keep them firing on
all cylinders for the next
session of mutual satisfaction and
lots of eating and drinking
and carousing and debauchery which
had me pitching a tent
and chopping wood for the
virgins who were washing their
hair whilst nude in the stream
dipping their bits in the
cold water so the headlights
hit hi-beam and others shrink
so the boys couldn't get in
the act due to lack
of warm and movement from
their packages which
like raisins and a saveloy
for jukie to play with
then jukie and the virgins
go Mortadellas and kiwi fruit
while feed dragon grapes and
drip hot wax on his.......... :o
mate Vossy while Jukie rubbed
chilli on dragons left hand
which he applied to the
ever so willing virgins soft
pink nether regions to get
some action while Jukie and
the virgins danced erotically with
oil into dragon fluffy bits
which impressed Jukie because her
hands like to touch rudie
nudie, oil covered nether regions
while at the same time
she plays with vossy rod
adoringly, lustfully and with feeling
his top things start to
arouse with a definite STIFFENING
of his face when Jukie
applied her subtle ministrations to
other regions of dragon body
while he attended to the
virgins in the water and
Jukie held the candle while
caressing Vossy muscles and
and great big hairy
back which needs waxing from
grapes to napes and other
regions of my massively erect
back and shoulders which carried
a backpack full of goodies
for carnal pleasure and sustenance
for Jukie and the virgins
the keep on going on and
build stamina for the allnighters
to watch and play with
the pleasure bits most vigorously
as the girls get hot and
and aroused with damp patches
between their lega and
and armpits while the boys
hose them down and watch
the steam billow from their
backs and arms before Dragon
fell asleep after a day
extreme debauchery and physical exertion
then vossy starts on the girls
with dedicated application and attention
to their nurturing needs while
to their soft smooth bits
were hot with sheer excitement
so Vossy and Dragon went
overboard with the delicate ministrations
to get the girls to
quiver uncontrolably in rapturous fits
of sexual behaviour and rudeness
with carnal desire and wantoness
to do pole dancing on
a stage above the mass
of dmf guys and show them
what they cant have and
how flexiable the girls are
while streeetching their girlie parts
and touching the guys bodies
with their ripened tanned bodies
and wrapping their legs around
the torsos of the muscled
guys with their hands holding
the girls jiggly bits firmly
and sucking on their large
jugs of thirst quenching fluid
and TITillating tasty, pink
bits of fairy floss and
freckle floss as well to
touching up the guys arses
and displaying their firm buttocks
for the girls to kiss
and snuggle and fondle and
to lay their naked bodies on
smell the maleness of them
and start sliding their hands
over, around, under and along
the back of the guys to
make them yern for more
sexual favours and beer
did jukie mention sexual favours??????
with beer and nibblies with
hot body chocolate and strawberries
smeared on strategic places so
the guys lick the girls
into spasms of orgasmic delight
making the girls want more
of the tongue tickling stimulation
around their inner legs and
and thighs which tremble and
widen to expose the most......
attractive sight, which for males
is a sight worth exploring
extensively with all forms of
lubrication and a hot steaming
bout of sheet soiling with
the guys jumping everywhere
looking for a place to slip
the hot, hard, erectile, male
ego into and jiggle the
nuts back and forth whilst
rattling the bones of the
Dragon and the Vossy to
the tune, roll me over
as we all move to
the games room where the
naked twister was going to
sort the supple from the
not so flexible men on
the mixed doubles games which
began with drink alcohol and
choosing of appropriate partners for
jukie to play and tease
while sticking businesses in noses
and playing with the girls
within the rules and tickling
Their naked soft, smooth, hot
scones, and they all lived happily ever after. ;D
Meanwhile while on the way to the Super Bikes,As the Sherpa missiles (Mostro900) his way in to the first turn of the Hothem twisties, Goldfish ,Matty,Heather and Dockstrada are thinking :o
dock you will have to delete the post only 5 words your rules remember
Quote from: Jukie on March 07, 2009, 01:08:21 PM
dock you will have to delete the post only 5 words your rules remember
New Story,Same rules [thumbsup]
Meanwhile while on the way to the Super Bikes,As the Sherpa (Mostro900) missiles his way in to the first turn of the Hothem twisties, Goldfish ,Matty,Heather and Dockstrada are thinking :o
shit that's a big
call for the GS while
the peg scraping continues through
While the guy and julie
stare in disbelief at the
sparks coming from the pipes
and Ti toe sliders that
were scone shop spoons he
"acquired" from the lady who
just had a blue rinse
and with scones in hand
and a large helping of
Hot body chocolate and sweet
20w50w smeared all over the
baking tin which produced a
really tasty damper that went
straight to Goldfish for scrutineering
and failed due to lack
of beer in the mixture
and sweet chocolate chips in
the complimentary wheatgrass smoothy that
is offered to rejuvenate the
the weary WSBK traveler.
and renew destroyed brain cells
and stimulate the weary rider's
passion for the finer things
like baby cinos with scones
served by chatty grandmothers with
gifts of Rizoma bling
while Matty snaps away at
the tires of his new
friends 996 with steel belts
and angle grinder to rid
Docks boots of the teaspoons that
he nicked from Nicks's
and Mostro's babychinos, meanwhile back
at the pie shop Gianni
buys a 999s, which includes
a tomato sauce colour scheme
and sausage roll type exhausts
with a chips and gravy seat
and chub a chub indicators
next to a Choc donut headlight
and al dente spaghetti brake lines
filled with Mamma's secret sauce
which is special high temperature
no boil, hot and tasty
Durham wheat sourced high tensile
frame with licorice supports
and small cappricciosa front discs
ingeniously ventilated with the use of
a curling iron & blow-drier
and machined with a nail file
while a old Guinness can is
is suitably adapted for a
rear shock remote reservoir. The
choc donut tires with sprinkles
and baked lamington rims with
a pavlova style head light
and large diameter bread stick
and headed to Eastern Creek
where the foodie Italians are
preparing the clay pizza oven
and debating the best recipes
for fueling the riders and
those hot luscious grid girls [bow_down]
who's only thoughts are about
giving extreme pleasure to the
assembled mulTITtudes with their expert
prowess in the kitchen, baking
their buns for all too
sample and appreciate with suitable
gestures of satisfaction for the
assembled genitalmen demonstrate vigorously while
(Where the bloody hell is Jukie?? Its too quiet around here??)
jukie 's therapist told her to
go and ride her Duc
to the nearest gourmet cafe
and tabletop dance naked with
vigor to the sounds of
the village people rocking out
a post mardi-gras anthem medely
on a piano accordian and
a flute playing in the
Blue Oyster Bar to the
cheers of the boys "Jukie's back"
and "There goes the neighbourhood"
as she has been sedated
with a "special " injection of
Jamesons, giving her the munchies
to calm her down whilst
the virgins soothing ministrations help
the guys get over the
lack of donuts & chai lattes
which are needed to stimulate
jukie's brain so she can
do the R.N.J. thing with
the manpower boys showing their
massively erect stance of their
fleshily, dancely,waving and floppingly
muscular torsos, while giving Jukie..........
a BIG twentyone bum salute
with a follow through of
copious amounts of green smoke
bellowing from manpowers rounded tight
little arses and their firm
belief in the power of
juicy, fibrous ,flatulence producing beans
which dragon eats all the
time with chilli and cheese
with a side order of fries
to keep him going and
give him stamina so he
can audition for manpower Australia
so jukie can watch all
the paraded buffed bits stick
out of the chaps and
and whip them with excitement
and vigour so as to
watch Jukie and the girls
amuse themselves with the battery
operated toys and whipped cream
and chocolate sprinkles to lubricate
vossy's muscular torso (cough cough)
and his firm arse for jukie
to play pattycake with and
to slap dragons one to
ride the waves of pleasure
with jukie now after vossy
as he trembles with excitement
and fright as Jukie weilds
her dominatrix style leather whip :'(
across Vossy's bare, fleshy, hairy
back with dragon watching in
anticipation for his turn on
the virgins while jukie and vossy
offer rides on their personal
body parts for all to
experience and enjoy while the
virgins go from Jukie and Vossy
to Vince and Trev
and give them a severe
working over from the top
and into the bottom of
their pants and their undies
and eventually their bike booties
were taken off to reveal
terminal tinea and foot rot
for the girls to lick
and to spread on toast
whilst having a beer and
gagging on the floaties in
tune with the song
ein prosit, ein prosit and
toasting happy birthday
loudly, merrily and muchly drinkily
which will be happening soon
in practice for BIG hangover
which hasn't happen yet
but tomorrow the panadol will
not be needed as jukie
imbibes most sensibly with only
a pair of tongs and
and smallish drink measuring jiggers
as she now falls asleep
because she is older and
does not have the stamina
to pole dance and pose
while balancing her drinks and
instead she does table dancing
in her bloomers with the
tassels on her nipples
swinging in contra rotating circles
for dragon to play with
if he can catch old
vossy with his pants undone
and sitting around his ankles
for jukie to play with
one hairy and one smooth
leg to be licked and
and ripped with depilatory wax
then smoothed with moisteriser
suitably applied with 300 grit
of sandpaper whilst dragon does
an application of aftershave with
jukie holding his face to
the wet tee shirt that
stifle his screams as the
pain of waxing subsides while
sniggers and screams "BRAZILIAN" to
jukie as she thinks oh
this is going to sting
but as the trooper she
is, she grits her teeth
and goes for it with Trev
him getting his C.B.S. done
while jukie is watch in
a similar position with her
legs apart waiting for
batteries and bungee hooks......
to be attached to the
zip start woozenhoover......
and twin piston katzenjammer with
with articulated underslung faux fur hand cuffs.....
too many words?........oh well.
and steam powered whipping apparatus
with a leather one piece
g-banger and studded brass
nipples with carbon fibre
butt pads and titanium sliders
on her leg for Trev
to test out with his
big soft smooth hands and
racing slick carves
and freshly powdered,waxed dangly
bits that jukie loves so
the iced donuts with sprinkles
would be eaten by Jukie
and then she will lick
out the chocolate donut hole
and pick out the sprinkles
and slowly suck on the
chocolate icing and caramel covered
dragon big toe and
his long straight legs
which is only an illusion
because his short ones are
really french sticks covered in
a bearded woman's armpit hair
that need serious waxing with
a OZ Monsters waxing machine
and jukie ripping it off
with much joy while she
is drunk and having a
nanna nap while dreaming about
riding around italy on a
turbocharged, supersport specification, yellow Lambretta
with a hundred mirrors for
applying lippy, mascara and other
girly war paint to impress
all the italian guys which
love to seduce jukie and
pinch butt while eating pasta
and touching her rudie bits
and gesticulating wildly and singing
come said the boy
been waiting a long time
for dragon and vossy to
gang up on the virgins
and have a mass
jelly wrestle at Docs place
and bodychocolate paintball duel
with jukie swimming in the
jelly upstream against the tide
so Spider throws her a
an oversized inflatable rubber chicken
with huge breasts that Andy
inflated by mouth so that
jukie could straddle it with confidence.....
and the chicken skins will
soft and smooth with olive
oil and Popeye munching spinach
(What part of Popeye doesnt rust?? The part he keeps in Olive Oil of course !! ;D Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk. )
to show jukie his big
bulging muscle/s that glimmer in
the moon light for all
the virgins to look but
wonder how it will fit
in Big Ts virgin seat
with the extra fuel tank
for extra long RIDING sessions
with the virgins strapped to
as trev always runs out so
the excuse is wearing thin
see thru leather outfit for
with black lace and red
suspender belt with matching tassles
and lot of ky jelly for
the rubber chicken and the..........
gerbil which will be deposited
along side of dragon and
betty who are so, so.......
into being very, very adventurous
with Jukie and the virgins
and so the frivolities begin
with Trev,Dragon and Vossy
de-flowering the 10 remaining virgins
and then looking for their
new home which will be
at the R&D department of
ducati and leather shop at
vossy's place in South Australia
for all the adult toys and
pole dancing Academy for wanton
and the vibrating,shaking and humming
rubber and silicone, specially molded
in shapes of titties and
male acoutrements that are very
large andbheavy for jukie to
wrap her petite legs around
so she hold it in her
moist sensuous lips which are
stained with betel nut juice
and are hair free
to be pulled and wrapped
in leather and lace for
the Pantene hair commercial with
alot of excessive hair flicking
from under the helmet that
has been put on backwards
to confuse the pursuing constabulary
whilst doing a mono down
an escalator with nudie bits
hanging out every where for
the cold air to make
things cold and frozen and
very obvious in a t-shirt
that her nipple and her
belly button ring are standing
out and her hands are very
warm and rubbing the bits
of dragon waxed body and
Ita's hairy pins to wax
smooth as a baby's bottom
for less wind resistance and
to blind oncoming traffic while
jukie was licking their
chocolate smeared, sprinkle covered
salty balls of fabulous fun
then she worked her way up
to the top of the
belly button to suck on
the stud and rings that
hang from below the
hes left nostril :o
and the right eyebrow with
a gold chain connecting them
to enable whoever pulls on
the chain gets a surprise
as it make the noise of
clanging brass balls and rattling
clutches so jukie can find
hear the DMF louts coming
from 2Km away with their
Termis a rumbling and their
waxed bits slapping together and
dangling on the high pipes
the excitement from the
burning flesh adding to the
pain of the recent waxing
and application of aftershave on
the gentleman region and the
consequent screaming in front of
the assembled multitudes who witnessed
dragon in the lotus position
reading the Khama Sutra while
jukie does the dog pose
and vossy gets his lingam
ready to pounce on jukie's
yoni with all his mighty
rod and hands ready for
manual stimulation of the soft
boobies and smooth belly
below one button and above
the smooth, waxed, soft, pink
lower button that occasionally requires
quick touching and kissing of
so as to stimulate ones
desire to enjoy all the
senses that become aroused when
dragon,vossy and trev do
the things they do well
when they are all naked
flexing their muscular bodies and
showing their gentlemans region to her
in appreciation of her flashing
all her waxed bits and
all the time thinking of
how they would really like
to pour cream and hot chocolate
down the front of the
naked, smooth, soft breasts and
down to the VW bonnet
with dragon licking it off
with great diligence and application
with strawberries covering her
pink spots and inserted into
the mouth of dragon and
stops to watch the moto [laugh]gp
then the virgins and trev
arrive together, gland in gland
to also sample the strawberries
and the delights of the
to watch dragon and Jukie
cheer for Casey Stoner winning
yeah for casey as Vossy
hooks up with Casey's wife
and have a deliciously, good
ice cream whilst dragon and
Jukie prefer the Tira Masu
with chocolate liquor and some
wasabi covered peas resulting in
a mud fight with the virgins
always getting down and dirty
with all the boys watching
and cheering boozily and uproarously
when the girls tops come
up and reveal their voluptuous
full, soft, smooth, hard
cheeks of the gluteus maximus
whilst the front bottom is
attempting to eat grass during
whilst dragon is doing the
slooow horizontal rhumba with a
few virgins hanging off his
jatz crackers when the rest
are kissing his muscular body
and stroking the wand of
dragon, trev, vossy and vince
much to the gemtlemens rapturous
to get then all standing at
attention for a daisy chain......
of virgin, willy, virgin willy
are you singing again Dragon
with wishful, lustful thinking and
lots of naked dancing from jukie
to get the blood pumping
in all the right places
for all the right reasons
to get the party started
and get some bodies a'rubbing
to the music of
AckaDacka to a licentious frenzy
of jumping up and down and
groping, fondling, inserting, spanking and
throwing clothes around the place
and removing thongs with teeth
whilst pouring cream down
the cleavage of the cheeks
and then licking it off with
slurping and digital tickling off
the belly and other regions of
mutual interest and sensuality that
keeps jukie going for a
multiple good time with lots
of chocolate and boys to
pleasure and molest while sneezing
and coughing and wheezing
with the exertion of the
not enough pills and
KY and rubber implements for
a nice smooth entry to
the pleasure zone and stimulation
the surround parts of the
nether regions that are attached
with Nick,Vince and Matty
Impatiently waiting their turn to
never never land with
hopes and expectations high for
jukie and the virgins with
bazz about to stike , too
get all the guys their
viagra tablets to make sure
they're UP to the task
as jukies stamina is very good
and will reduce men to
a deep and calming sleep
after doing a vigorous rendition
with lots of exercise involving
sweating, thrusting, bouncing and jiggying
Jukie's FRONT by popular demand
with all the waxed bits
friction free and getting the
juices flowing and making the
whole job slick and quick
for several amounts of time
then all went for a
beer or two to get strength
for another round of rampant
waxing of the virgins bits
and ensuing carnal frivolities which
was enjoyed by
jukie's virgins in my spa
and vossy naked as well enjoying
the stimulating ministrations and talents
of the virgins together doing
push ups in unison with
dragon watching in amazement
and consuming valium to settle
his long hard headache and
which gets in the way
of touching the virgins up
while showering with them all
and giving them a good
wet spanking and a stimulating
going over with his long
appendage swinging too and fro
like a bull elephants trunk
for jukie to kiss and
hug, fondle, stroke, rub and
till dragon feel good and
the excitement reaches its climax
as he wakes from dreaming
about Vossy's tripod impersonation that
had people laughing his jokes
and awed by his rigidity
third leg and the way he
wields his awesome third leg
and how he uses it with
the virgins obvious excitement showing
then Dragon came along and
disappointed everyone with his lack
of time and KY Jelly
without which the friction felt
a bit hot and sweaty and sexy
fine line between pleasure and
pain as it is all worth
the stimulating discomfort for more
thrusting, pumping, sliding, screaming
convulsing, trembling, roaring, sweating and
all that is a small time
in life for DMF dancers
like lap, belly and poll dancing
which all require a certain
type of contortionist style body
flexibility and imagination to maximise
the great view for the DMF guys
while they are perving on
spider doing the hokie pokie
with his middle leg in
and out in and out
of the line dancing when
Vince dances with his ballarina shoes
and pink frilly Tutu which
has grease stains from greasing
and servicing the Volvo that
has fallen to bits everywhere
and dirtied the bowling hats
which he uses for covering
his lap in the cinema
while watching "PORN" for 3
sessions straight while eating sticky
toffee and having alcohol
with aphrodisiac chasers to enable
more fun and dancing with
the poles and dirty okd
with jukie playing with DRAGON
with Vossy jumping into the
spa with Jukie naked and
buffing her bits with a
soft smooth hand and face
lotion supplied by the generous
dragon with aclohol to help with
the ambiance of the moment
when thing start getting interesting
and the atmosphere gets steamy
when jukie does a streak
clad in a vine leaf
and a cheeky smile while
enticing the lads with a
Vossy comes along with his
very large, massive and intimidating
hands and feet for
swimming and walking on water
while he watches jukie skinny dipping
with suitable refreshment and enthusiasm
from his 40ft yacht anchored
next to the nudist beach
which boasts the largest member....
to get suntanned with applied
sunscreen for protection and Vossy
swimming with his upscope making
all the girl run for
the depth charges to give
a bit of spice into
the unfolding situationon the
the forum which leaves all
in breathless anticipation of more
laughs,while looking at dragons
gnarled and hairy, stumpy legs
equiped with black shiny stelletos
and codpiece borrowed from Vossy
stained from the last useage
of wantom.rampant virgin destructiom
and jukie lipstick all over
her nether regions applied by
vossy and trev for all
ogle and wonder at the
time it took for Dragon to
realise what was happening and
vossy to get the girls going
while cracking open a beer [drink]
and watching them pole dancing
on dragons pole which coincidentally
while jukie plays with vossy's
great big hairy chocolate salty
balls and large, hard, firm,
chiko roll while he fondles
with the virgins soft, smooth, waxed
knuckles that they were cracking
to get ready for naked
arm wrestling and twister competition
in the mud and with
blindfolds so feeling your way
through the naked bodies
and trying to guess who
is the virgin and who isn't
and who is telling lies
and who is waiting for dragon
to check their oil with
his hard rod and his
and his supply of tissues
with the alcohol standing by
to splash on the scratchy
itchy back and legs for extra
stimulation and sensory sharpening to
the waxed bits and the
other tender yet erotically touchy
for jukie, voossy and dragon to
twang, flick, stroke, rub and
suck all the fun out of
the scone making contest which
left vossy wondering what
happened to the SELF raising
members of the OZmonsters forum
as they were missing in action
found inebriated under a table
with vince and trev doing
the tequila slammer while others
are eating chocolate and
painting it over their bodies
then licking and sucking it of
selected DMF members bits and
dipping strawberries in bellybuttons that
have a belly button ring
and a suitable size for
holding all sorts of
tasty dips for the enjoyment
of the guys to touch belly
lint and fluff stuck in
the ears of Dragon and Vossy
and between their teeth because
jukie put it there with her
bacon and egg rolls
so all can swine around
oink oink and play with the
controls of jukies battery operated
massager and using the
OMG setting to stimulate dragon
tongue and toes to
pleasure all the virgins and
and Watch Jukie and Vossy
cast amorous and steamy glances
at each othen then
then disappear for some hot
spa with fruit and wine
which sounds good to me
and rubbing od naked parts
with dencorub to get action
from the front and back
and feeling the dencorub burning :'(
then jukie sooths it with ice
from her belly button and
her mouth with a kiss on
the tip of the extreme
sexy nose and forehead
while gently stroking the long
haar that dragon has
hanging off his chest and
bottom which Vossy is waxing
to remove the dingle berries
with loctite and sandpaper
and metho to seal the
flavour in and watch Dragon
writhe as the metho stung
his gentlemans region whilst he
called for a soothing to
relax dragon while jukie rubs
more dencorub in just to
watch dragon scream in pain
and his bits shrink and
jukie starts to rub them better
with soothing applications of cool
freshly drained engine oil and
radiator coolant which was supplied
by Trev and the Virgins
who rode in on a
pink, fluffy, large, hard
wildebeest that looked suspiciously like
vossy after a huge night
on the turps and nest
with a naked virgin beside him
and under, over, on top
was jukie on dragon doing the
Rumpy pumpy cha cha with
the Tango and the waltz
following to vary the tempo
with a Ducati vibrating massage
and some ky for rubbing
the chafed spots to ease
the pain and discomfort of
great friction caused by the
jukie and the virgins doing the
hokie pokie and exposing their
big hairy fleshy pink knuckles
and smooth soft naked bodies
to stimulate the assembled DMF'ers
into a rage of excitement
with explicit grumping and binding
of wet slippery body parts
whilst the open clutch basket
(read it carefully - I said CLUTCH....)
which reveals lots of presents
and rattles like two skeletons
having a bonk with
a tin can condom on
and lots od ky to make it
go in and out with
out any rust to cause
bad friction or infection
or seizing of the parts
..until suddenly a traffic cop [leo]
said "you're nicked" sunshine and
demanded that everyone blow
into his tube that is
down his left trouser leg
right next to his tiny
chocolate salty balls and
pistola that is loaded and
withdrawn to shoot before asking
are you pissed or just
happy to see me
with his handcuffs which excited
jukie so much and the whip
and gag and rubber mask
complete with a zipper front
to show his hairy chest and
pierced nipples with chains attached
to his hairy scrotum purse
made of kangaroo skin
whilst singing "Skippy, Skippy, Skippy............."
and bellowing "Whats UP Skip"
Sonny has been hurt, where Skip
and Skip piloted the chopper
too allsaints medical rescue
where his underbelly was checked
by kath and kim and
Con the fruiterer squeezed his
grapes while fondling the soft
mortadella while Voula relieved the
chocolate coated jukie standing naked
just waiting to be devoured
with an extra coating of
Motul 10w40 to lube those
twin overhead thingies that sit
in a first class cabin
playing hide the Sausage
and screaming pass the KY
which makes hiding the sausage
a relatively frictionless and mostly
arousing time for jukie and
the assembled virginal females who
had never seen such reptilian
scales on a pork
with swine flu and hideous
wart covered, critter infested, scabby
handlebars with nice soft grips
so the tender palms will
wrap around and gently cup
the mug of hot steaming
acid to strip the dags
that the wax didnt get
Around Trev long sexy legs
and pert gluteus maximus which
had recently been donated by
Beyonce, also with offers from
Rossi to use his boyfriend
as a whipping boy to
slap his hot salami across
the ducati seat to advertise
what valentino is taking up
with Ramsay in Hells Kitchen
getting verbally abused from all
throwing his meat at the
undercarriage of a passing jumbo
with the jet efflux burning
the DMF's guys hair off
his back sack and crack
the fumes of the singed
bits and pieces from the
smouldering scrote and dangly bit
and missing coffin reservoir spacers
that matched the unobtanium handles
now from the indecisive dragonworld
who was sure.............sorta, that
Quote from: dragonworld on June 02, 2009, 12:28:41 AM
who was sure.............sorta, that
all the glitters isnt gold
but if it walks like
he's got a carrot up his
kilt he's obviously a vegetarian
who's weened on a pickle
and hairy fish diet that
that makes him smell like
an off prawn in the
place where the reservoir spacer
never sees the light of
which is bouncing off dragons
hard, long, hot, soft erectile
exhaust pipe which protrudes out
PS. glad to see your back safe and sound Jukie :-*
from his pants and made the
the virgins swoon in anticipation
to touch and hold whilst jukie
strains her stitches giggling and
straddling the smooth warm flesh
vossy prepared for re-entry
into the great abyss called
female instigated debt which will
swallow a man up whole
and unable to ride for
laughing so much she went
for his wallet like a
shot and took his last
condom to put on his
large, fat, throbbing, rampant thumb
so jukie can play with it
and use her inventive imagination
to make the dmf guys happy
using her exhibitionist nature to
shock all the guys to do
wicked and inventive things to
jukie whilst she is naked
and sweeeaaaaty after a session
of lollies and alcohol whilst dragon
had situation well in hand
for trev and the virgins
to play and get dirty
with sweaty and naked jukie
jumping around and holding hands
with all the DMF guys
to try and calm them
before doing it all over
again with naked twister and
large tubs of KY for
slippery, entry to the virgins
sweet parts that require attention
from Trev, Vossy and Dragon
with INPUT from Jukie who
is all ready to go
and explore the depths of
Dragon's big,long,hot,
cheees enchilada with guacamole for
all to consume and feel
good inside with some limoncello
and tequila slammers for all
drink with jukie while she
did a sloooow, steamy,sensuous
pole dancing with the virgins
keeping time by flapping their
wings and moving to the
humping beat generated by the
who and other old
bands of the prehistoric era
which makes jukie jump
and rock to the rythm
and start stripping down to
be ready to be lustily
by the DMF guys and the
all so willing virgins and
the cheering multitudes who stripped
down to their birthday suit
which frightens the old women
but made jukie excited
and encouraged her to moisten
her belly so the scar
will look tough so she
can show it off to
all the DMF guys in a bikini
without the top half so
they can see my
huge, upstanding, voluptous, nummyable, stupendous
boobs and nipples and
play join the dots with
jukie's scar and belly button
which led to Jukie wriggling
and laughing and getting very
aroused with all the attention
given to her belly and
expertise of the surgeons needlework
signing his name in stiches
while she rubs cream
vigorously into her umm scar??
to make is soft, smooth
and as pliable as her
body is so flexible
and supple it excites the
virgins into rubbing cream onto
the soft , sensitive regions of
all the DMFers private bits
so self abuse wont be
a problem with all involved
as they start to get
down and dirty with all
the jelly and the large
breasted vigins that jiggle their
buns and the lady lumps
to tittliate the assembled masses
of ducati's in no time
and entice the womenfolk to
breed more and more
DMFers spreading the Ducati word
throughout the mostly uncivilised world
and to show how to
massively and wantonly debauch the
virgins and jukie into
rapturous spasms and knee trembling
as she leaps into dragons
jumping castle which looks like
a penis and a
large, wide pair of flaps
with hairy legs and
varicose veins astride the fleshy
skin with Vossy playing with
the apendage that throbs and
leeks all sort of stuff
when stimulated and provoked by
jukie and her virgins
who appear very expert at
getting the dmfers excited
with twitches in their britches
and blood pumping into
long capilaries and thickening muscle
to help with the adrenaline
which gets Vossy all excited
and ready to strip down naked
for the virgins to enjoy
and start licking and touching
the icecream in his hand
whilst Jukie smooths virgin oil
onto the salad for tossing
and hot chocolate onto
the sensitive pink bits and
marshmellows accompanying erect nipples
then dragon started to lick
the erect marshmellow ontop of
licking of the chocolate
painted on the virgins bodies
as they laugh with joy
at the sight of dragons
white bottom and Vossy
senior member that looked like
brad pitt and casey stoner's
red, engorged, throbbing blue veined
manhood where jukie starts
salivate and twitch with a
drink in one hand and
Betty's bits in the other
jukie was very satisfied until
a VERY Big T walks
in naked and makes
all the girls bits tremble
and shake as jukie jumps aboard
screaming yeeeehaaaa and whooopeeee and
asking for more and more
stimulation to the nerve ends
As jukie screams dragon, vossy
DMFers, more, faster,harder then
cilmaxes again and again and
collapses, thighs a'tremble, bellowing encouragement
ok,lets do it again
with more effort next time
with jukie and the virgins
who need constant attention and
lovin' or they will go
feral and will molest anything
that moves until Trev
flashes his attributes and stuns
everybody with the size of
abs and muscles of his
tummy banana rippling and pulsing
while jukie rubs it with
essential oils and chocolate flavoured
for her to lick off
and smear all over his
hot sexy waxed back
crack and sack and then
gliding her hands over
the bristle free chicken skin
and moving them down towards
his maiky green smelly toes
where a science experiment was
taking place to see what
what was living in between
Jukies, Vossy And Dragon's
ears instead of grey cells
then started naked twister again
with mixed doubles being tried
to kiss other partners
bits that are shoved in
all sorts of places
and in everyones faces to
feel the love everywhere
and show the best angle
for Matty to take pictures
and for the rest to
sit and admire the sights
smells and sounds produced from
from the bbq that the
DMFers were having in honour
on my spleen removal and
fine embroidery on Jukies belly
which is feeling better
and fading with much application
of Dragons and Vossy magic
white tacky cream of
magic lotion ( ;) ) that is guaranteed
to arouse everybody to touches
and to make jukie's scar
soften and disappear and look
so hot that the boys
were stimulated by the sight
of her again smooth torso
and rippling six pack which
she did things that
no other person can do
like crack nuts with her
enormous, soft ,sweet smelling love
cushions which bulge out of
her wonder women suit
for all to ogle and
touch until Trev comes along
and thrusts!!!.............everybody else aside
to see jukie in her nakedness
and her flaunting of her
new scar to everyone at
the duc museum while baring
a boobie or two to
excite the Latins with Ozzy
and dragon doing the
horizontal tango with two Italian
virgins and jukie with
a good Red wine, pasta
and some strawberries to eat
with whipped cream while fondling
with dragon's hot, hard, red
babies arm holding an apple
while Vossy plays with
the virgins virginia lapels and
jukies soft, smooth, long
boobie ends that hold up
against gravity for better performance
and hole poking in t-shirts
with Vossy cute arse looking
smooth after his crack wax
missed his back and sack
so jukie can feel it
with her new spleen scar
and her boobies while Trev
takes the situation in hand
and start to fondle with
perfumed lubricant to ease the
mounting procedure onto Dragons large
appendage which was pulsing with
magic cream coming from his
throbbing purple head with huge
vibration from his legs and
90 degree V-twin which
makes such a noise that
women go weak at the
knees and their heart starts
fluttering in time with the
shaking of Trev bottom
end which is attached to
his long hot sexy legs
freshly waxed with chain lube
and valve lapping paste for
jukie and the virgins to
lube Trevs huge sprocket carrier
and retaing nuts that need
a wee bit of tweeking
and soothing from the virgins
use of the testicle clamp
to hold dragon in place while
all the single ladies put
their naked bodies on vossy
who gets the most massive
throbba which causes his vision
to turn to beer goggles
with a distinctive blue tinge
what are you doing here Betty
Quote from: Jukie on July 30, 2009, 10:54:03 PM
what are you doing here Betty
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [thumbsup]
"looking for a virgin" he replies
what are you saying Trev
I think he likes my "Virgin" seat ... [cheeky] [cheeky]
i know he does, so cum
startled he inquired "me cum??"
as we can play the
hide the sausage
and find the meat balls
to jukies liking so she
covers them in gravy and
suck on them until they
until they went blue and
then she added some peas
and corn so it looked
like one happy scarecrow who
encouraged the virgins to
nibble his corn and fondle
zucchini which stimulated the furry
virgins to jelly wrestle Jukie
and use the vibrating
vibraphone, not what i thought,
would be usual for this
as BigT virgins really like
the real thing, not a
fake one, but a smooth
cooked sausage with meatball gravy
and with strawberries and cream
spread delicately across Sugar's (my Monsters name) seat
with Jukies perky bits posed
looking for the missing spleen
but it was unrecognisable due
to partying wildly in Italy
and being rolled in parmesan
with lots of virgin olive oil
with emphasis on the virgin
as she slides into a
bath of fine vino with
floating, rubber and plastic
toys to play with while
bobbing for apples with some
nudie part sticking out
out with the apples
firmly wedged in the upended
boobies with her bottom
in full splendid view
for all the dmf guys to
to aim their substantial
rod into the waxed
Voulas armpit that glistened with
hundreds and thousands and
chocolate sprinkles with syrupy, sticky
toffee used as wax on
ethnic ladies moustache line which
turns them into luscious virgins
with no fur in the
is horrible to look at
rather than smoothness and pinkness
of their hairy pink bits
between their toes which match
their back and eyebows
which is thick enough to
grow plants in without
any protein rich liquid fertiliser
as jukie is hair free
so no stubble catches on
Dragons skin which makes him
squirm in anticipation of frivolities
which make him do the
happy dance totally naked and
knock jukie over with his
great big ......sense of humour
made her laughing on the floor
with the virgins tickling her
toe and massaging her
girlie parts that are usually
covered in whipped cream and
strawberries and chocolate and liquor
and in particular the Betty
has rightfull passage to jukie
waxed box and her naked
shoulder blades which are opposite
to dragon and vossy big
hairy and meaty, manly pieces
of tender hot salami sticks
with special HOT, spicy, tasty
which jukie loves so much
and requires regularly so she
makes a booking with
"Sauce yer Bits" home service
saucing up jukies soft mountains
and filling the valleys of
hot, moist, white, sticky
milky, molten body chocolate for
jukie to smear over dragons
Monster ( ;) ) which dribbled down onto
the floor where Vossy was
lying, taking upward photos of
jukies nudie bits and Dragons
chicken skin nuggets and hot'n
spicy banana covered with
special recipe coating which makes
jukie want to suck it
with sesame seed encrusted lips
and with a hot chocolate
and Kahlua chaser to sweeten
the taste for more and more
tasteful debauchery and wanton food
so she can get her
jollies whilst scoffing comfort food
to give her energy to
give Betty a boudoir flogging
with lots of kisses everywhere
. Everywhere?
all over his body and
and large , massive Monster that
Vossy keeps in the garage
zipped up behind th denim
jeans is a big, fat, large
rolled up sock soaked in
balsamic so the salad gets
ready for jukie bbq
and Betty to toss it
and trev to do the
wang wrangling and fanny flogging
until she couldn't handle
the extreme heights of sensual
beer drink and jumping in
to e jelly wrestling session
with dragon and Vossy
fighting for bragging rights
and an all expenses paid
to bologna with the Jukie
Rudie Nudie Airlines and flight
in business class all the way
with frivolities in the dunny
to have naming rights to
that flights "Mile High Club"
which she wishes would
have a larger cubicle for
stripping down naked and
partying with all who enters
and making them do all
the positions together with
the music of Bolero climaxing
all the dmf guys into
a mass of trembling and
speechless guys which was overcum
by the giggling, squirming girls
playing in virgin olive oil
not knowing what to do
Up the road
so they joined in to
wet shoestring whipping of fellas
while the virgins start jumping
out of trevs seat too
with screams of erotic pleasure
and thumps of carnal crunching
Vossy and dragon to the
front of the queue for
jukie's pole dancing act with
an orangutan and fluffy
Then there was a loud noise
as Jukie slid down the
pole onto dragons lap
and dislodged the squating virgin
so she can play with
my mother's
special tools and whip up
a chocolate sauce to put
the virgins' jiggley bits in
sweet tasting, suckable, lickable and
then start doing the tango
cheek to cheek backwards with
Vossy wanting to get into
the middle and get rightly
between the virgins and jukie
and get molested from both (morning Jukie :-*)
as jukie is sick with
not the flu i hope not
yes and also betty is too
sick too chase the jukie
as we all just wanna sleep
while playing ten toes up
and eyes are closing
to sleep off the fever
and make tent poles in
her still bad state
and sweat the badness out
as she has to go to work
which wont improve the disposition
as the doctor said so
but girls know better than
guys but they still have to
soldier on and open their
heart to all the dmfers
who can be prone to
give her what she wants
otherwise a tantrum might occur
not likely now have a sore
on jukies bum from
the carpet frolics that occured
and that she is getting tired
and needs honey and lemon
and something to sleep
with no interruptions from
my brain ticking over all the time
which is a girl thing
as she tries to sleep
but has an itch that
wont leave her alone
that only Betty can scratch
with a s2r flat out
with L-twin vibrations stimulating the
belly region to do the
pelvic thrusts that'll drive you (singing)
the dueling banjos whilst Trev
and his air guitar was
dancing with the virgins and
strumming more than strings on
the G string of jukie red
solid body....................................... ;D Fender Stratocaster that
is smooth and soft for Trev
to may loud farting sounds
with his amplfied bum bugle
tuned to the sound of
an Austrian oompah band
banging out a fine smell
of barbied kransky and burning
bacon whilst dragon and vossy
twanged on their bacon bayonets
as Vince and Matty do
the wang fandango for jukie
which made her jump for joy
watching all this meat being.............
swung and thrust at her
as she start to nibble on
Knobby's nuts and jiggle the
balls of Vossy and Dragon
Christmas trees while the mistletoe
was getting used a lot
as jukie wore it out
and chafed her lips raw .............................. ;) [evil]
for dragon to put his wet
flannel on them to soothe
the pain before kissing them
often and with feeling and
careful rubbing to make
the bits feel pampered and
soft for Trev to play
hanky, panky, naughty, fondly, lustily
with Dragon and vossy watching
because we LIKE to watch
and see what happens next
with video and sound recordong
when she runs naked in
the MotoGP pits with all
the paddock girls jealously thinking
I want a scar like
that so i can show it
to all new DMF members
and remind them to take it
hard and fast up the
Italian freeway as well as
having the virgins as pillions
displaying their accoutrement's for all
the italian guys to see
and fantasise and lust after
as she walks around naked
flaunting, teasing and wantonly showing
her bottom and her boobs
with the contra rotating tassles
and the painted g string
which outlined the desirable and
leave something for the
boys to lust after and
to never forget the
sight of Jukie strutting her
stuff in leather and lace
grumping and binding her hips
to show some naked parts
and how they move together
in time with the music
and to the chanting of
perky Oz Monster forum members
who keep the beat by
playing with their enormous erect
boobies and bottoms and
nipple rings which clang and
ring very time jukie does
the hokie pokie with Betty
and the nutbush with
the time warp together with
pelvic thrusts gunna drive me
insane until the virgin start
the bus stop in time
with dragon and vossy dancing
a line to Achey, Breaky
heart and the chicken dance
in a circle for Zorba
to smash plates while dancing
and put me on your shoulders
front to back for some
diferent view of vossy doing
the lederhausen slap dance with
jukie doing vossy's pole dance
while singing "Whip it good!"
and stroking his hot
leather covered, shining and supple
bum while dragon looked
watched, 'cause he likes to
watch and play with jukie's
round, curvy, sensitive, voluptuous, fondleable
boobs and bum while Trev
practices his pelvic thrusts while
the virgins watch in anticipation
some exhibitionism from the usual
antics that jukie does with Vossy
with the rubber chook and
lots of ky jelly on
the instrument of penetrative delights
to make it smooth and moist
and delicately ribbed surface slide
it into the dark regions
of the steamy Limpopo river
to wash the mud off
all my crevices with jukie
gentle rubbing Vossy's large
and imposing senior member that
love to watch and play
with all lady parts and
touch them until jukie screams
"ENOUGH FOREPLAY", get into it!!
as she slides her hot
bedroom buzzer out of the
fur lined custom made pouch
thats in the top drawer
of jukies toy cupboard which
is crammed with stimulative weapons
all aimed at absolute pleasure
for all, and deftly wielded
like a whip and leathers and
other battery powered utensils which
keep all the guys entertained
watching the virgins max out
on coffee and chocolate
and the battery powered toys
to get dragon excited about
the special attention that Jukie
give to him to help him
remove his wheels for painting
it pink with purple pocka dots
to match the riding gear
that jukie has got to flaunt
and show off her attributes
while poll dance for the
entertainment of Betty who likes
to also watch and enjoy the
punishment Jukie inflicts upon him
while massaging his back
with her high heeled stillettos
and rubbing his manlyhood
which is over his "HEAD"
to make him feel better
and relaxed, satisfied and spent
the afternoon washing the bikes
with a wet T-shirt to
show the guys what boobs
really should look like and
then take the top off
and SWING into action while
running around naked in
ever diminishing circles until she
slides onto dragon body and
drives him insane when she
starts ripping his clothes off
and pours the chocolate sauce
all over his hot body
and then chases betty with
a whip and slaps him
and watches him excitedly quiver
as jukie jumps aboard
screaming, a-whoopin' and a-hollerin'
for more action from dragon
and betty as they cheer
for more nakedness of the guys
and the assembled party virgins
who say hoorah for nudity
and flaunting certain body parts
infront of dragon,vossy face
who dribble and slaver over
the waxed, smooth, soft
lickable, feelable, gropable parts of
jukie's and the virgins wet
g-bangers that barely cover
her front bottom and her bum
knowing it pays to advertise
for ducati on the front
of the pouch patch because
all the guys love to
admire the VW bonnet and
the slim built of the
"Big Mac" burger that protrude
between the legs of
of Ronalds Golden Arch and
the waxed bits in between
the furry, fluffy feral pink
toes and the back of
the knuckles which drag on
ground while the virgins
peel the bananas for the
jukie to suck on until
she's had enough practice and
whats to use dragons one
as a sock stuffer for
jukie to play with until
Betty arrived and demanded his
money back for the
time used on Jukie
but wouldnt take credit bas
she wants money money money
and cash only to spend
on waxing and toys
not to mention batteries for
the dildo and other enjoyment
oriented implements that buzz and
vibration of the large hot
ribbed end that stimulates the
virgin front bottom and also
tickle the other on occasions
while vossy,dragon and bazz
can't help but drool......
and perform lewd acts with
vibrating toys on each other while......
Jukie bellows encouragement while manipulating
artichokes and bananas......
and a furry gerbil while
mpving her hands up and down
Bettys huge, shining, impressive man
pipes and loud and
raucous respnse to the performance
of the ducs and their clean
minded, living and non-drinking riders
gearing up for some raunchy
tea drinking and knitting competition
of the virgins bellies and
their woolly bloomers and lacy
see through tops with soft
fleece lined crevice covers that
open for dragon to see
the pearly gates that hide
new monsters for all to
admire and lust after and
that's another nice avatar julie! [thumbsup]
off topic? [roll]
paul. [moto]
gentle touching and lovingly kisses
the sensitive spots on vossy's
back and his inner thigh
not to forget the wrinkly
old, grey, hard ,long
elephant trunk which he calls
Mr excitiable when the girls
conduct apendage inspection and manipulation
to check for suitable mobility
and lack of wear and tear
on the skin and the surroundings
with an intact chocolate starfish
on each boobie for the guys
to lick whipped cream off
to dip in their coffee
for the virgins to do
whatever they damn well liked
to Vossy and dragon at the
behest of Jukie who likes
to see dragon naked and
wearing his favourite diamond tiara
and his pink toto
to rev up the virgins
and make them want to
puke, and keep their knees
closed and not let dragon
enter the virgins forbidden zone
so to keep their virgininity
intact for vossy to explore
(and no I usually don't talk about myself as the third person)
well that's what vossy says anyway [cheeky]
with his special virginity tester
which he hooks up with a
portable tazer unit to stimulate
his back and bottom for
ultra sensitive detection of.........
smooth, soft, muscular,hot
chicken fillets that are stuffed
with garlic and chilli so the
flavours will enhance the erotic
dancers that vossy and dragon
like to watch playing with
their tits and the bottoms
and latex, buzzy, battery powered
remote control cars and
crevice tools for instigating
cleaning between lounge cushions
and other nooks and crannies
while Vossy was doing the
horizontal Lambada with the
virgins ans jukie at the same
time with all toys operative
including the chimp with symbals,
and small furry gerbils for
jukie to play hide the
critter and excite the insertee
and burning out because
too much pleasure and excitement
had by dragon and jukie
waxing Vossy's nether regions and
pouring honey on his back
so the wax will stick
and taste nice for jukie
to RIP the body hair out by the roots.....
and sting crack, back'n sack
but soothe with a cooling balm
vigorously applied by hand
and lots of loving kisses
to the stimulated parts that
breathe a sigh of relief
for vossy as jukie hugs
herself in satisfaction with the
gerbil, the ferret and the batterys..........
and amazingly, all at once
as she is a multi tasking girl
looking for her mojo
the pink battery powered one,
that Matty has taken
for his own and uses
to clean the S4Rs
and teeth, in that order
as she watches her new tv
Wide screen 42 inch
full hd 50" Plasma Pioneer
for watching porn dvd's and
motorcycle racing while eating
jukies home made rocky road
which is in great demand
as she doesn't eat it
otherwise, its "Big Hips Hooray"
i dont have any to
hang onto, so Betty grabs
onto jukies firm boobies and
feels the need! The need
for speed and then goes
to buy slabs of coopers
oak staves
which dragon and vossy
took to the cooperage for
some experiments to be done
which required drinking it's contents
and then attempting to bonk
all the virgins in a
A tub full of jelly
and jukie farting too make
everyone laugh and to show
her waxed bits to make
all the minions pay attention to
the bubbles in the jelly
which turned green as they
popped and gurgled from the
swimming pool that bazz has
stocked with nubile, juicy, very
sweeet lollies and chocolate
for horny girls to smear
into the unshaven yogi bears
for all the guys to hhmmm
and insert their noses
into the flowers to smell
inside the virginia petals that
jukie has given him
to photograph and post on
on monster forum for all
ogle and do rude things
while typing with one hand
and playing hhmmm with the other
which rhymes with Sherman Tank
to impress jukie and the virgins
with their manual dexterity and
their sense of humour to
paint their man bits with
horse radish sauce to
spice thing up for jukie
adding taste and texture to....
the chicken skin and associated
fleshy bits that jukie loves
to see exposed and naked
from Vossy,Dragon and Loony
aka Larry, Curly and Moe
oh great! i'm moe?
to play with their large
comedic talents while doing the
cha cha with Big T playing
a tripod and demonstrating his
skills at multi tasking while
whipping the dripping and tossing
jukies boobies and making her
quiver and tremble with rapturous
and to start pole dancing
while inverted and clothed in
a leather one piece suit
with suitable holes in strategic
place for the boys to
deposit their stubbies and latex
gloves for jukie to
evaluate the latex fetishes of
want them to play with
the tools that are abundantly
in the garage for jukie
to personally evaluate by testing
it with some power and
KY while stretched over a
a bench for the guys
to ogle and cheer for
more and more while dancing
the exhibitionist boogaloo and enticing
the guys to join in
with cavorting and acrobatics to
so the naked twister
with mixed doubles led to
confusion as to who was
doing what to whom and
when the fun began with
baby oil and honey........
for tasty lubricant to assist
with the sliding of
body parts that engage in
lots of fun and excitement
while watching lewd and crewd
and drinking alcohol to get things
suitably primed and lubricated to
play in the mud with
mini-tractors and skid steers
he he he and what are you doing
as jukie is waiting on dragon
to untangle his boxers from......
the GP and the travel from
the local house of ill repute.....
into a calming place for
recovery from copious quantities of
beer and meat pies as
after chasing the fauna he
found gum boots to be way too.....
get into jukie small tiny
IZ_, but very cute little
which is not IZ_ anymore
because the blowtorch was applied
no the hot wax was then
smeared liberally on the tufts of fur
to be ripped off in
one ear splitting shriek with
jukie holding onto the
velvet wrist straps that are
tired around her arms and legs
to keep her still so
the boys can watch
the virgins violate her by
putting honey all over her
easily stimulated, sensitive bits that
might taste nice for
entree or maybe after dinner
or dinner itself! fnar! fnar!!
And then chocolate and strawberries
smeared into crevices....
Of jukie belly button and
jiggly bits and with tassles
on her underwear for the guys
to twirl and whirl with
One guy doing the
twirl with one hand and
The whirl with his big
long, shiny nose and poked
it into places where jukie
enojoyed and she writhed uncontrolably
in laughter as she saw
the size of the little
bells that hang from Dragons
pierced, hairy, dangly bits that
has tattoos on the trunk
which give instructions on how
to play with it and
make use of its huge
Large hot red furry
sensual pleasure inducing device that
requires a deep cycle marine battery......
with extra amps to kick
Jukie off her feet and onto
all fours with her
Bottom in the air and
with everything flashing to excite
the dmf guys into a
frenzy of dribblng and slavering
down the waxed chest and
sack, crack and back..........
for jukie to slide her fingers
down and into the depths
Of dragons and loony rear
ducktails to feel around for
lumps and bumps.......
That she could hold onto
while enjoying the motorized stimulator
that dragon has in his pocket
and lends to Jukie when
she is too overwhelmed with
wave after wave of pulsing
Vibes from vossy and
loony both, who appreciate a
Good lovin from the virgins
who are really proficient in
Pole dancing and mud wrestling
and making men a mumbling
Mess as they don't know
how to get REALLY "dirty" [evil]
So they spoke to dragon
for training on the art
of lady bumping and
And jumping from one to
another, after doing the deed
on dragon, vossy, loony and Bazz
many times while having multiple
chocolate and alcohol beverages
drinking some and pouring some
on all the naughty bits......
to make taste sensation even
better for the guys to
chow down on and nibble
while starting their bikes
in gear while running naked
To catch jukie doing
rude things with a cactus
what no way was after
that many pricks!........err, prickLES
Just one only for jukie
as she isnt greedy for
Lots only needs a special
multi-use, stimulating, vibrating unit
to show the guys what
not too do with toothbrush
when stuck in top gear
and how to wash our monsters
without getting the t-shirt wet
is impossible for jukie
but nobody minds because wet
means see through and the
nipple action is sensational..............
swaying in time to the
sound of .........
kenny rogers on acid....
Singing the gambler and
telling us to "HOLD 'EM" and
fold em and whatever.........
Know when to walk away and
know when to run like
Julie does when loony
flashes his long leather covered
Around from his long hot
were is dragon when you
require his presence? He is
hot, sexy and incredibly just
over domestic bliss that doesnt
make all of us puke
just very happy to see
casey stoner win for Ducati
yes yes yes and to make
everyone who watched very happy
and all they want to do
is have a mass orgy
with the virgins and
VERY innocent bystanders that look
and want to touch the
randy performers as they romped
around Loony and Dragon
who did a willy flash
at jukie while she was
on all fours with her
tight buns ready for action
for some to wax her
brazilian and chocolate starfish for
all the guys to admire
while looking through the
bottom of the empty beer bottles
while Jukie the wino waggles
her tail to every guy
who happened to trip over
her long hair with a pink
satin bow covering her nipples........
but leave alot to be desired
with her new Itits cranked
Up for every one too
listen/ogle at the same
as dancing to the music
while they jiggle in time
is mentally stimulating.....
for all the guy to do
the hand jive while
jukie tweaks the volume
by twisting the little pink
knobs............
to eleven on ten scale
and starts dancing with
provocative abandon and suggestiveness to
get the guys doing
calculus and exponential algorithms to
Band betty from story time
which would be descrimination that
he deserves for spelling words i cant pronouce
which serves him right so
showing off his mathematical prowess
is not on so he has been
sent to the dungeon for
punishment from jukie with
whips chains and blindfolds......
and the diabolical comfy chair
so he will learn not to
be ostentatious with arithmetical, algebraic
whilst on story time
when smut and inuendo (Italian suppositry?? [thumbsup] ) is
placed inside the large
topic and is whats required
for the guys to get lot
of encouragement to get RNJ
moving and grooving with dragon
beating time with his paint
Ed Yellow bikini on while drinking
lots and pelvic thrusting to
get the virgins started doing
the horizontal macarena with tassles
on theirs bottom and bells on
their boobie handles that jangle
one clockwise, one anti clockwise......
while pole dancing in a
seductive, grinding fashion.......
to show the guys what
they are missing when they
ask to join in with
whipped cream and body chocolate
and edible lubricant to enhance
the sensation for penetration of
the nasal canal with a
sharp stick and for Vossy
lick clean with his tongue........
and let Loony start the waxing
cause he's soooo fastidious........
And love to feel the
smoooothness of the
Soft skin of the virgins
with tie side knickers full of.........
Satin and lace for the
delight of perverts who
Like to see them in purple
while touching their toes.......
And showing their bottoms
and nooks and crannies that
are all waxed and ready for Dragon
to apply the body paint
with his extra long tongue
to smooth it all around
the sensitive nether regions of
jukies virgins who are wearing
dental floss as underwear
which loony thinks is far too much!
so they all took off
their heavy winter clothes for.....
someone to hold onto to
steal for lifeline.......
from Loony so he can
whip the virgins into a frenzy by......
letting jukie play with the leather
whips and handcuffs....
and rubber implements of delight
while vossy,dragon and loony
cheered and got very pissed
and start to undress the girls
with debauchery on their minds
and to run a muck
causing havoc and angst to
jukie and the rest of the
naked body painted virgins and
(whoo hoo!! page 300) [clap]
jukie wanting to play with vossy's
massively impressive and glisteningly intimidating
hands and dragon large, hot
fevered brow which is furrowed
and needs to be waxed
because the mono brow is
tickling thighs and ...
making the girls giggle
and they're pert boobies bounce......
up and down on the guys
shoulders as they jump up
to see what they could
smother dragons face with their
long sexy legs and their
puffy, pink, moist, delicately perfumed
muff which doubles as a
pot scourer when it gets
dirty very dirty and for Vossy
to use as dental floss
to keep my fangs shiny
so he can bite jukie
where her mother never kissed
her which makes her happy
knowing that the virgins are
going to play with fresh
blood and the guys will
Think it's Christmas!
Yeah 3 stars ;D
as jukie rocks up in a
sequined g-banger which barely covers
her front bottom and her rear
attractive bit that shows up
from time to time
when a bendover happens and
A nice smile from jukie
entices a woody response from
Naughty dragon, vossy and loony
whose branches stand proud and
loud and the big smile on
on Jukies face, only equalled
by vossy's and his MO
which attracted the virgin face
to kiss him everywhere
and make his head swell
and make it ache with
erotic pleasure as jukie prepared
for tourismo 2010
with the boat booked and
and emergency floaties ready for
the sail across to the MAP
with suitable waxing to commemorate
the end of Movember
with a little landing strip
like a Mo to celebrate
the hairy lips month that
Tourismo will be known for
jukie misbehaving with the guys
to thenceforth be known as
Miss b. Haven
initiated by body chocolate and
Lots of licking of the
chocolate coated beaters
and floppers which slap in
With jukie and loony doing the
pole dance polka with oompah
And dragon showing his naked
pole of his own!
for jukie to play with while
while balancing on the tip
of a glass full of
champagne and strawberries
that she shares with loony
bite by juicy, succulent bite
with dragon wait for his go
but jukie is worn out so.......
she lays on loonys lap
and snores and snores and......
snores until she falls
off and gets tangled in
dragons body hair which is
thick and long, wrapping around
her naked body to keep her
warm and safe from loony
while vossy want jukie to
cut herself free from hairy
and come and play with him
and his new puppy "Bomber"
but, without a licker licence
jukie goes back to Dragon
drinking wine and talking dirty
to her make her giggle
and arouse her wanton desires
after that donation WOW
at the sperm bank and
the hot and sweaty romping
with the hot steamy virgins
on top of vossy and jukie
insure vast piles of tissues
when the boys start to
lose control of.......
man hood and let it all
rip and lose the beer
all over jukies naked
feet and wasted the drinking
time on women and virgins..........
and the pleasures therof which
which started to climb over
all the available female flesh
which are mud wrestling
and filling various orifices with
a sticky substance jukie loves
like honey and cream and
berry and chocolate flavoured porridge
which she licks off dragons
chest, because he spilled breakfast
all over him, as she does
her best Mommy cleanup impression
in a tight leather suit
with nipple holes in front
and cheeky apertures out back
for the guys to feel
and admire, lust after nand
fondle with while placing their
feet in the stirrups of
their boot to start riding
bareback with the spurs prodding
and jukie watching him
in the overhead mirror
has she climbs aboard
for a stimulating, earth shattering
ride when vossy wants to join
with his bumless chaps on
so jukie can feel him up
and make him feel embarrassed :-[
while getting a prostate check
and make sure everything works
in the plumbing so he
join the party with the
full vigour of his apendage
And wanting to use it
rampantly on all who bend
over and ask for it
to be used pleasurably with
lots of ky and rubbing it
vigorously against the soft skin
Of jukies bottom and legs
being careful to pay special
attention to her toes and
ears and neck as well as
her scar which is very
just like her G spot
as she try and holds
the sensations for as long
as she can before she
loses it, and succumbs to
dragon needs and wants
which are many and varied
but she can handle it
as she is most proficient in
multi tasking and doing things
all at once like pushing
wheelbarrows and pushing dragon up
an ever increasing, muscle tensing
Hill as well as vossy
drinking beer and applauding loudly
to see jukie working hard
in snug fitting leathers which
Makes all the guys want
lurid booty movement to stimulate
Their desire to do things
to themselves and the virgins
that they haven't done before
at least, not in public.....
but with enthusiasm and application
jukie get them started on
first, bent over virgins then
get naked and start dancing
horizontally with pole dancing encouraged
by jukie and vossy who want
to be voyeurs and watch
as to see what happens
and speculate on the suppleness
...of Hambo's new Corbin seat
and its capability to support some
wriggley knee sliding action that
would destroy the tyres and
leave some skid marks on
his new seat and pants
and the g banger that
has to be thrown out
and replaced with a sexy
coarse hessian string type job
a nice old Russian lady
wore to the bowling club
to table top dance with
jukie in her leather
corset, fishnet stockings, feathers and
glistening with Ky all over
her legs to make it easier
for all to admire the
well endowed parts of her
mind which was oozing with
creative ideas of how to
sweet talk [leo] on the
road to make the guys
follow in anticipation of a
nudie run with the virgins
who thought big Pucks were
sex with a speech impediment
kinda like fire truck and
their big hoses used for
keeping their hands busy while
jukie plays with their hoses
and BIG brass ...............nozzles which
need some kissing as their
poor chafed ends are
awaiting lubrication because you should
dive in with no lub
for rough, rubbing, blister provoking
is no good for anyone
unless you are into pain
which i have had plenty of
in recent times and dont
mention the scar that jukie
has on her belly,but that
attracts the boys attention to
boobies and her front bottom
which is packaged ever so
neatly and firmly with the
appropriate parts suitably waxed and
always ready for naughty pleasures
with Dragon and Vossy as they are
a pair of FUN loving
guys and always look after me
and keep entertained by rude
crude and erotic antics which
come naturally to us deviants
and to jukie as she loves it
Rude, Nude, Hot and Hard
hhmmm yes and wants it
as much as riding her
bone handled, three speed vibrating
gyrating, rubber tipped and hilarious
sensation provoking while tittilating the
guys feet with a feather
and hypnotizing everyone she touches
magic vibrating rubbery wand that
searches for the DMF boys
to attract them to the
pheromones which jukie emits from
special glands situated under her
polished and most sumptuous blingy
butt thingy which is used
to straddle and wiggle on
in a bid to self satisfy
and make bells jingle for
herself and show the competition
how talented she really is
and she IS a RNJ
with some RN booty tooty
which she flaunts, just to
show em that she's hot
and will destroy any boys
manhood with one swift motion
of the wrist and her
infectious smile which sends the
lads into spasms of rapture
this isn't any fun without julie! where are you juls??????
I agree entirely Paul, it just aint the same without RNJ's delicate and sensitive input to this important and public service oriented forum! [evil] [roll] ;D [cheeky] [clap]
Does this mean story time is in recess?? ???
We need you jukie [bow_down] we cant cope without you :'(
with the boys missing her
and waiting in lusty anticipation
for her reappearance and exhibition
we sit and ponder life
with a deafening, celibate silence
as she re appears as she
cracks her whip and struts
her stuff for the guys to see
and the virgins to marvel
at her waxed smooth soft skin
and sensual aura and other
bits that is ouzzing with
lust and wanton sexuality.........
with bells jangling, baubles dangling :o
and mistle toe hanging from
every limb as Santa has
been very busy checking out
his sack which is full
of battery operated toys and
their attachments that assist to
Make jukies day better
and forget her cares so
she can get ontop of dragon
and show him her.............................disciplinary
and how to play with
the female form to stimulate
his inner desires which are
fading due to lack of
Viagra tablets in bathroom cabinet
but there's a substitute of
blingy bits and big buxom :o
signoras that will improve the
moral dilemmas that surround the
poor unsated virgins of the
dmf to get them to
harvest a porn star mo
to ride into the sunset
like betty at the moment
and the DMF girls wanting
their turn on the Mo
grabbing it buy the handlebars
and pulling vossy closer to
so he can see all
the girls boobs and their
other female accoutrements that stimulate
the guys minds and their
creativity to bling their own
natural flowing juices and other
fruity secretions that are squeezed
Into a red g string
worn back to front with
A black bow on the
inside to increase
the happy pants effect that
The feeling of vossy
gets when he mounts the
"monster" and slides along the
Julie soft smooth skin
to where the beer and
Wine is poured onto
to make a sweet, alchoholic
cocktail for all to enjoy
AFTER flogging their monsters ( [cheeky]) and
telling their tale over a
latte at the boy racers
And jukie naughty antics
entertains the cafe where much
Is needed for jukie to
fully exhibit her expertise at
Making the guys beg for more
lewd antics using the "monster"
word as jukies chant and
hand actions to show the
madness of this whole suituation
And to make fun from
playing shadow puppets on the
back of a beer carton
while chugalugging Jaeger bombs and
What the he'll is that
at the end of Jukie's
special latex attachment on her
Betty, Dragon, Vossy, Matty, Marty....
boys all lined up for........
more than they bargained for
when the girls whipped out
The coffee and cream
and cucumbers for their sandwiches
Which they gave to dragon
who inspected them for damage
while feeling up jukies soft
loaves of sweet smelling boobies
which are solar panels for
running her various play toys
on high speed with extra
vroom to tackle the boys
when naughty and to spank
then when it is needed
and then soothe and pleasure
all who where very naughty
and need strict disciplining
from a DMFer who wants
To try and fix julie belly
with their secret vanishing cream
Which she takes in great amounts
all over her silky body
and applied with a latex
To make her insides better
to match her outsides which
Is the only thing I have
thats in excellent condition and
That she uses it to get
her own way with Betty
Dragon, vossy, loony, and
other trusting, unsuspecting blokes that
Might want to explore her
undie drawer with plastic tongs
As she has a snake in
the bedside drawer for different
People to admire and to
watch it coil around the (Gawd I'm tired [coffee] )
As she has had a big sleep
and hasnt woke up yet
from the sounds of dragon
crashing about looking for a
A toy to play with while
no one could catch him....
so they played with the virgins
he CAME back to supervise
To watch jukie teach the virgins
how to ride the throbbing
titanium rod really fast
at or above redline until
they were out of puff.........
and suffered a lean condition
So jukie takes over and
lubes and revs it up
For the guys to get
up on the cam and
Start playing with jukies soft
throttle grip and rubber
Hammer she uses to
bring the boys into line
By spanking their bum to
redden their cheeks and stmulate
Their groin are for some
deep bending and pelvic floor
Exercise to get them ready
the olympic egg laying relay
With jukie on dragons back
with cattleprod and whip giving
Him a hurry along for
he needs encouragement to perform
for jukie and her virgins
but Vossy is another story
as he produces a huge
Hugs and kisses that jukie wants
so jukie can feel warm
holding onto vossy's large
set of handlebars that steer
Her towards dragon soft
monster seat that gets used
regularly by jukies young virgins
As they ride it often
and get bent over the
The side of the bike
for an education in straddling
the man called donkey d**k
who had HUGE ....hands that
liked to fondle jukies soft
Breast and back with
suitable stimulant oils and lubricants
To get dragon ready for
to do the service on
Jukie and the virgins which
are lining up for Vossy
to inspect their worthiness for
Sexual behaviours and tasks
of a perverted, kinky nature......
Which loves all the guys to
watch! intently and......
Wait their turn to play
naked twister with mixed doubles
and to drink lots of alcohol
and play various drinking games
and kissing everyone jukie can
get her little hands on
the DMF guys dangley bits
and chicken skins that are
ready for the finger lick'in
and tackle tickling that happens
when jukie and alcohol combine
she turn into the R N J
cape, undies on outside depravette
that gets into her cleavage
right up there for the guys to
cheer on and applaud the
way she master the act of
playing nude twister with
loony holding onto her
well shaped, perfectly proportioned toes
while dragon has got hold of
his self control and
failed to control himself
and made a terrible mess
over jukies belly scar and
tissues were left everywhere
for the virgins to take
and clean the appropriate
appendages, nooks and crannies while.........
lubing up for their initial
stay upright ... umm ... track lesson
which makes you a better
rrrrrider on a hot throbbing
waxing of the map of
the world on dragons chest
and grand canyon behind and (Kept that clean Vossy ;D )
the one and only apostle
of the church of lewd
antics performed by all DMFers
whilst jukie starts playing with
dirty flirty church choir which
are all underage boys......
so more teenage boys for jukie
for her to train in
and to play with the virgins
in the RNJ manner, which
gets the guys excited
and the virgins suitably agitated
at Docks new track toy
which revs harder than their
vibrating toys on full blast
with turbo charged female
bits of chrome, gold, carbon fibre
and not to forget, LATEX
wrapped firmly around Dragon's sexy
little finger which inserts into
crevices that only a few
have ever experienced and enjoyed
which gets jukie all excited
as she really likes the
Dragons sexy body and the way
he shakes his booty while........
loony touches jukie all over
the G spots that are
found inside her large
aura that protrudes from inside
to the outside for everyone to see
touch, feel and excitedly fondle
while signora plays with Nicks
non ducati parts that signora
is getting rid of to buy
kinky toys for the virgins who.......
want to play with loony
and film the shenanigans for
you tube funnies on the
dmf site for the guys to
become famous porn stars that
make alot of money doing
tripod impersonations with a rigid
babies arm holding an apple (kept it clean for dragons sake)
and tassles of tinsel for (Thankyou Vossy, after all, I AM such a prude. [evil] [roll] [thumbsup])
the odd nipple here and there........
and the odd knob of
hanging balls and mistletoe
with kissing under the balls
for all the guys for xmas
and more for New Years
day until they want something
like a band of naked.....
virgins all in a row
as Dragon was virginal once :-*
but that was along time ago
before Jukie made him master
and showed him the way
to his very naughty ways
with Vossy watching and learning
how to be led astray
by jukies wicked ways and naughty
thoughts, as he (I) explodes into
impulsive, spasming, convulsive pelvic thrusting
on jukies naked body and
virgins, one after another as
dragon waits his turn to
gain entry to the battle
with jukie and the virgins
soon to be not virgins
if dragon and vossy have their
wanton way in the deflowering
of the peski little virgins
who try to climb up
vossy's inside seam to reach
Jukie who has been hiding
behind his largish, sizable manly
leather and fur lined mankini
which shows his large waxed
polished and blingy Ducati Monster
together with a white stripe
adding class and style so
jukie and signora can play
all day with it until
falling asleep, exhausted, in each others arms........
the sated smiles tells all
but they still dream of
intimate wet, sticky...........
body chocolate eating sessions with
jukie and the virgins with
eggbeaters and spatulas.........
and assistance from Signora Monster
although Jukie is her mentor
as she learns how to
lure in the virgins and
dragon and get them to
do RNJ things on command
when she clicks her fingers
and jiggles her sexy hips
to lure all the guys in
especially her sugardaddy Dragon ;)
and vossy the rebel
with his white love stripe
up and down his back
and wear marks on his
knees from groveling and S&M
as he likes S & M (sausages and mash)
playing hide the sausage (sorry, snuck an extra one in)
with all the young virgins
and stretching the chicken skin
so they can fit into
Santa's very big red sack
and to give the virgins
more than they bargained for
with lots of presents and
close personal attention to their
wants and needs as
they are young, nubile, energetic
but not for long as
after the twentieth session of
love you long time lessons
and happy ending massages that
Dragon's healing hands will make
them quiver and tremble with
excitement again to get jukie
To talk to me Dirty!
and weild her instruments of
pleasure for all to see
snd get a really good
at her waxed smooth soft
Volkswagon bonnet which looks is
hard to beat and the
look is very alluring to
dragon who wants to
it justice and is all
happy and horny for
some map of Tassie to
be waxed off before xmas
for some yuletide frolicking with
dragon and vossy and
any ladies that would like
to play with dragons bits
and buff his shiny
head and chest with alot
abrasive powder and kerosine so
it will be smooth and clean for jukie
apply bodypaint with wire brush
and then lick it off gently
which tickles beyond endurance and
makes dragon very very happy
which is great and Jukie
and her tongue will be
licking all the guys hairy
armpits and bum cracks!
which made her sick [puke]
and cough up fur balls
then signora gave jukie a
few teenage boys for Christmas
for her to teach a few
young dogs, old tricks, especially
when she gives them to Kaz
who will tend to them
and look after them before
she presents them to Jukie
with some tasks to be done
like full body massages and
some waxing with alot
of fruit salad and chocolate
to lick off and to have
later with whipped cream and
chocolate and alcohol and chrissy presents
and mistletoe to lay under
her bottom for the guys to
give deep, long, lingering, moist
kisses for christmas and the new year
with extras 'cause she can
help people out when needed
for some personal training in
how to make the guys get
weak at the knees and
bow to her every desire
arfter a bottle of bourbon
with the naked guys
pouring the shots with their
open mouths and their hot
breath reeking of Jaeger bombs
and lots of alcohol
to numb the senses so
we call all have fun
sitting on the toilet :o
Whilst read zoo magazine and
scratching THAT itch that magazines
gives you when your doing
then thunderbox hand jive that
makes everything loose and
fluid, and causes movement in
his pants for all to
marvel at and try to
See and touch while he
threads donuts along its length
Hot hard moist rod
which holds a dozen sweet
round, soft, red, large
icing, chocolate and sprinkles covered
balls with lots and lots
of virgins eager to sample
his nice long tanned legs
which are optical illusions because
they a shorties like jukies
but not structurally attractive like
his firm, long, hot abs
or her firm, tight glutes
which flex in anticipation of
Any guy walking by
a highly blinged Ducati Monster
with the obligatory crumpet sitting
on the modded yellow.......
Bike with jukie hunched over
the bars, bum, high in the air
For the guys to see
how big the rear is
Which has landed him a black eye
all because of a ventura
And betty being very cheeky
and going the grope with
any girl he can find
since being banned from storytime
yes he has now let get
his amusement elsewhere as Jukie
Starts go strip off naked
and run amok in the
House of dragonworld with
Dragon's rather overpopulated Harem [moto]
which is one less now
Which give julie more time
for fun times and big
parties for all to join
in shenanigans with the virgins and....
all other interested, nubile ladies
that can't wait to do
horizontal line dancing in frilly
Tu tu with fishnet stockings
with suitable, strategically located holes
For the guys to see
the desirable bits that are
all waxed and smooottthhhh
for kissing and licking
and general lascivious fondling that
goes on between jukie and
betty on the front lawn
with dragon waiting his turn
and salivating in anticipation of
the next chapter in this
long and loving times
saga of lost love and
new love for all to
aspire to and seek to
for a great new year
better than the start that
will have lots of fun and
silly kinky toys to play
with while watching the virgins
as the morn the loss
of BIG T but will find
another bum to cosset
at the new home of
BigT's big, rampant, hugely impressive
and maybe a dmf guy
to see to his needs
to but the Sugar bike
in storage for future use
which is not the case
but wishes that he could
give Sugar to Craig who
really really want it but
Lexy's too precious to sell
so he will have to sell
himself as a gigolo to
to work 24/7 every day
be busy, on the hole [evil]
saving of the money
for wenches and loose women....
for all to watch and
throw money to support the
the ongoing trade that
will all miss BIG T and
his patronage of the nubile
games and toys that
are purchased from Sexyland for
all the virgins to have
erotic fun especially with DMFers
on behalf of Trev leaving
the building and also experiencing
a wonderful world out there
of seraglios, chooks and gerbils
whom he will borrow from
Dragon for the last time
as a gerbil providore before
other small mammals become preferred
whilst jukie dances a jig
COVERED WITH JUST FEATHER DUSTERS
and showing her hard red
duster handles protruding from her
her hips while her soft
jiggly bump pads stayed pert
so the guys can watch
the third test starting today
with some mates on holidays
while having a beer and
and nuts are good with
ice cream
and body chocolate that can
be smeared in crevices that
make all the guys shake
with anticipation of carnal extremes
as she start to strip off
in anticipation of the sensual
ministrations of the assembled throng
or thong with dragon doing
rudie nudie push ups
With his hard red hot
enchilada just dripping with chilli
for the virgins to lick
from the beef taco that
tastes so sweet and hot
toasted with his secret recipe
of paste sauce with a dash of
tabasco.......
to spice things up in the
easting, without forgetting the cummin [thumbsup]
pickles, onion on a sesame
sea roll with alcohol next to
una pizza e vino rosso
with shots of limoncello and
slippery nipples.......
lashings of Tiramisu :P and Lambrusco [wine]
with lots of coffee to keep
things standing to attention while
jukie try all the guys out
for stamina and endurance........
for the upcoming event of
extreme hide the sausage in
pie competition and then jukie will
evaluate the performance by....
betty being home to do the
ironing
meat inspections with fittings for
all the guys to play with
loose nuts and sloppy
clutch baskets, complete with
hot chocolate whipped cream and lots
of sprinkles and KY to
make things ready to go
without friction to enhance the
feeling and the touch of jukies
feather duster....
with silky pink top and
matching tiny knickers.......
for all to see while pole
vaulting all the DMF guys
lying naked on the floor
of their prison cell
waiting for their disciplinary treatment
with a whip in one hand
and a rubber chicken inserted
in the navel region
and the feather duster in
jukies teeth to dust down
the rumpy pumpy naughty room
after dragon, vossy and Big T
ran for their lives........
As jukie comes running naked
wielding her rubber chicken and
throwing money at them
from a monopoly game
to see if they were
sharpening their chef knives
to convince jukie to do
the chicken dance whilst
while grasping a large latex
iridescent catheter containing
replica of an instrument that
could only be fitted to
jukie bottom and boobs for
symmetrical rotations clockwise and anticlockwise.....
And let the guys to
put their finger in
Her soft smooth warm nice
velvet lined pocket protector
that doubles as a subsTITute
for a waxed, hot, red, sweet
long liquorice stick spinning
with lots of chocolate and
flavoured KY with warming, stimulating
to get dragon and jukie
building a house of
gingerbread, licko-rich :P and all sorts
TITillating nibbles and mouth watering
wasabi covered fingers of
dragonfruit, melons, whipped cream and
scented massage oils for applying
as directed, see your doctor
for more happy pills to
assist with verbal diarrohea which
sometime jukie can have after
red bulls, cappuchinos, jager bombs, water ??
yep anything will do it
and then she sleeps for
her 15 minute power nap
before hitting max power
and start dancing with Jason
only after 7 jager bombs
which will last her 2 weeks
of food coupons collected at
the pub with lots of alcohol
making me feel good
and ready for some
good hard and fast
riding on a Monster
made of chili sauce
and pinkish, flesh like latex
with a dash of
voltage, for electric stimulation of
bent valves and forged
boobs and hot wet
oily offset cranks sliding
smoooothly in and out of
slot A and flap B
while inverted over a suitable
bike jukie start to undress
raunchily, sloooowwwly, to Joe Cockers
unchain my heart with chain
and leather and lace with
some dry seaweed and
whipped cream and body chocolate
smeared all over her......
glistening petcock and lumpy lobes
which are hard and red and
begging for some nasty.......
action from all the guys
who can barely control.....
their desire to what to
defile her yellow ride with.....
For more and more bling
so her eye candy
And her soft smooth waxed
arm pitts around bazz,s rifle
whilst snorkelling through
the wilderness at bazz's place
in pursuit of the feral
dingo and devil that lurks
within us all on DMF
except those without bling
Who will be converted soon
or cast into the pit of satan.......
But rescued by the angels
wearing diamond studded
g strings and nipple tassles
To help the guy do
a trim on his wild
wild hot waxed chest
which looked like a forest
and now feels so good
that playtime invites....
all the dmf guys to
slip and slide their
dipsticks to check oil levels
in the glistening pots
which is warm, soft and wet
and play a tune when
it is stroked with a finger
followed by a playful slap
and kisses everywhere on the
partially exposed and firm
b ottom of Jason and all
to gaze at his tattooed
arms with lots of muscels
and cockles with pulsating
veins popping up and down
and eye popping slack jawed
with the taste of sweet
juices being licked from
head to toe while watching
classic motogp races on CH one
whilst wearing a helmet and
playing with jukies
waed legs and the map
of tassie leading to
a scared little vossy waiting......
hiding furtively in the bush
for the nude pictures of
pheasant pluckers plucking
and jukie running wild
where the wild things are
showing off her fabulous set
of headlights and tail chop
and sexy looking rear sets
that you can rest comfortably
while enjoying jukies fabulous fun
globes of the world that
shine so brightly to lead
a sailor to get his
Direction of his fully
North Pole which is true
which pointed east because
of things that go south
to Turismo for fun
with all the DMF gang
except those without bling
vying for the virgins acceptance
and strong and nice to
lay on their exposed
naked body for touching of
various soft fleshy fruits
like the banana and the
and the juicy peach
which jukie hold in her hands
including a pineapple that
doubles as her bondage toy
to keep the guys inline
cause we are all DOM,s
and Signora likes her DOM's ;)
lurking under a sub
marine and show off
tight fitting hot pants
to get the DMF girls
go go dancing in a
jelly wrestling pit with me
and jumping on vossy and Jason
and applying oil for lubrication
for some slippin' and sliddin'
all over jukies body and
start playing twister with
whipped cream and strawberries
placed on naughty soft parts
and deliciously licked off
byall the guys and girls
as they danced around
dressed in nothing but a
DMF bumper sticker covering
a map of Tassie
where most girls are
comfortably sitting on a
big T before he leaves
the building with his man-kini
and waxed crack, back n'
boogie board covered in
covered in a strange
mucus that was every colour
a ducati monster come in
PS: good to have you back dragon.
like chrome, gold, carbon fibre
along with the strong scent
Thanks Vossy!! Getting there slowly! [thumbsup] )
of beer, pizza and bongs......
and a suspicious stain
on the groin area of
mattyvas with his g string
on back-to-front with :P
massive testicular separation and
(Sorry, couldn't help myself [evil])
beans above the frank
which is making us ill
as no waxing attempt has
been successful in forestry commissions
but brush fire risk remains
so fight or flight is
our only options except for
crochet bikinis that provide
excelllent airing of the pink
panther stuffed down dragons pants [cheeky]
that increases the size of
offset crank shaft coupled to
the piston slapping ring
highlighting a tail chop
and piercing of the sensitive
flapper valve on the exhaust
screaming "Where art thou Jukie"
we miss your naughty antics
that keep the DMFers highly
motivated and / or aroused while
Vossy takes over Jukie's flossy
thong and hot pants
and wears it with pride [cheeky]
especially on the outside of leather
chaps with the bum cutout
and a post it note that says
no entry- this space reserved
only for dry clutch
with gear engagement and possibly
exposed hub brace that
jukie insists is........
for medical purposes only
and for the guys to
take a virgin each and
start licking all the body
parts ending in the letter
written for unlawful carnal knowledge
which is addressed to all
miners over the age
who like to go underground
or go down as it is otherwise known
y and starting with P
for pirelli tyres on jukies
3 wheeled scooter that Mattyvas
has a bling list outstanding
misses terribly when gone to
wash and not drain appropriately
from the main drain
that falls mainly on the plain
where mr s2r will refrain
from being a rhyming pain
but will refrain from naming names
cos he has nothing to gain........
nor maintain or sustain but complain
again and again......
the bikini clad girl washes
which should be everywhere including
coming out of the closet
with jukies naked body
glistening with sweat.......
and muscles from riding
the map of tassie
naked all the way and
full of confidence again for.......
the next big ride to
anywhere that has.....
alcohol and lots of
virgins to play hide the.......
sausage and to play naked
twister with twisties
dipped in body chocolate and
sprinkled lightly with
an endless supply of manhood
liquid for jukie to
appropriately lube dry areas
of her non map of tassie
which doubles as
a storage unit for
p_l_e_a_s_u_r_e.........
and to relieve the dmf guys
with a spanking
and feather dusters...
To tickle the guys feet
and saddle bags
which are now well used
and have calluses that need
tickling with...
Jukie big red soft
fluffy hand cuffs that
Keeps the guys chained up
for whipping and spanking
After pouring hot body chocolate
with hundreds and thousands sprinkled
Over their buns and
other man bits for jukie
to stroke and spin
her boob tassles off as
she got her big gun
cocked and ready to
go for the money shot
right between the legs of
the everwaiting virgins who devour
all the guys fresh and
eargerly anticpiating
the arrival of a new
virgin and some fresh
boobies to play with and
dragon missing in action
of the horizontal kind ;D
as jukie is worried about him
and Signora is also concerned ???
concerned about the length
as we will have to send
out a search party to
find out what is going on
with our special Dragon
who we all love dearly
especially those in his harem
who want to see him back
gracing the DMF with his
presents will be a great
time to [drink] lots of [beer]
oh where art though Dragon :'(
we all misss you terribly
but forgot the gimp........
and the suit to include
lots of money and alcohol
but not in that order
where we can all play
find the elusive dragon with
Radar, Sonar and GPS tracking
and jukie sense of hunting
virgins with acute accuracy and
still looking for Dragon
here, there and everywhere
dragon, dragon, dragon,dragon
you are always on Jukie's
list of favorite DMFers
as well as Vossy and
signora who loves red bikes
yes red white and blue ones
yes, oh yes, yes, yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :P ;D :-*
which also makes me happy
and sexually satisfied.....
all the guys to do
kinky, pervy things to......
jukie and the virgins
while thinking about monster bling
which is every DMFers fantasy
Whilst pole dancing with
Betty's long hard flat abs
And vossy big hard
strip of sunburn :'(
Which is glowing in the dark
so virgins can see vossy
doing what Vossy does best
as the "Looovvve Broker"
(said in his best Barry White voice)
with all the virgins begging
like taking advantage of
the Looovvve Broker's dynamic proportions
(said in his best Barry White voice!!!) 8)
and the pole dancing with
all the DMF DOMs watching :o
Kaz do the rumba and the
jiggy jiggle with ???
Nick doing the tango
with virgins watching in awe
as they start taking their
turns at doing the
naked twister with the dmf guys
while jukie and Kaz explore
what vossy has to offer
and is he buffed enough
for jukie approval of his
6 pack abs and huge pecs
which gets her all excited
and makes her bootie glow 8)
like a baboon in heat
Yes very much so and
Betty's feralmoans (pheromones) oozing
As he runs the other way
and likes to be chased
naked through the cactus patch
yeh Dragon is back hooray :-*
as we rejoice dragons return
as Dragon makes us smile ;D [thumbsup] :-* [beer] [moto]
and beg for lots of
and oodles of roodle noodles
of doodles and balls
which are in abundance ;D
because the guys are watching
their power to weight ratios
so that Kaz can take
on the whole DMF team
and to keep them all
in shape for jukies virgins
to jump all over them
and grind their crankshafts and
play with dragon large hot
well lubricated, glistening and reciprocating
rod which makes jukie happy
and makes dragon even happier ;D
for them to play together
in the jelly wrestling pit
at Big T's farewell dinner [thumbsup]
while Big T's BIG
party goes off with a.......
resounding clapping of fleshy, voluptuous
jukies [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
which went around the table
exciting all the virgins who
where blown away by the
dynamic proportions of Nickati's generous
foreplay with kaz and
assembled virgins, who salivated 0ver
dragon hairy chest and back
which is very manly indeed
and gets they girl going wild
as they like to plait
daisy chains, he loves me
he loves me not
with Dragon on top :o
bellowing "PLUCK ME! PLUCK MEEEE!"
which she does all over
and over and over and
until she needs a nanny nap
to gain strength for more
fun and games with vossy
who likes to play hide
and seek with the great big
collection of virgins that juggle
all their boobies and
jiggle their impressively firm booties
infront of georges face
as his EYES open wide
while holding back his excitement
with both hands his totem
his hard rod with the
rubber chicken poised on top
to show how it is done
in the land of Nickati
often frequented by Signora whilst
on an extended holiday
to go shopping for a
new monster to go with
her black fishnets and leather
and her long black boots
which accentuates her very tight
cornering techniques and
wheelie capabilities as she opens
her mouth and words come
flowing like her crazy hair
which needs waxing and trimming
for all the guys to see
and drool over the pinkness
of her front bottom and
and smoooothness of the desirable
back that she has while
whipping the virgins...
and jelly wrestling each one
that cannot believe this
thread is still going
because of the fertile (smutty/filthy?) imaginations
that goes on between
consenting adults and other depraved
virgins which have seen
many ways to have gratutitous
dragon on his naughtyness
banished again to darkness and
to bring the whip out
while wearing his too too
and waving his wand about
with fairy wings attached to
his back as he flys above
all the naked women doing
circles whilst waving his magic
rod with fairy dust cuming
from the spigot attached to
his man boobs and the
strap on appendage that dribbles
with ody chocolate and
suitable lubricant to ease chafing
after the 10 hours of
horizontal lambada that RNJ
DOES FOR HER BIRTHDAY
and any other time she
feel like impressing the guys
with her risque antics and
tight leather outfit which excites
the manhood of Vossy and Dragon
and gets a RISE from
all the other dmf guys
while spreadeagled and handcuffed to
a water bed for dragon
to hang upside down
And let vossy suck jukies
juices dry, before he
Went after the virgins
like a running tripod that
kept on tripping over
because the middle appendage was
so small and nearly inverted
but gave satisfaction nevertheless and
jukie now wants dragon to
try and understand that
every understands me Betty
as Jukie is very brave [thumbsup]
and not so today she
needs lots of Betty cuddles :'(
to get her through the day
and with more cuddles from
the sexy hot Dragon muffin
with babe backup from Signora
to play tag team cuddles
because we love our Jukie
and care for her bigtime
her bigtime needs caring for?
its a very "attractive" bigtime [evil]
as she is in alot of pain now
which prevents her from counting
at all as she cant even think
about physical and sensual delights
only about her baby boy
especially whilst she is spewing
her guts up and crying
and too sad for words :'( :-[ :(
But I will get I over it
as Betty's ears are hurting whilst
Signora smacks Nickati's bottom [laugh]
Ahhh rewarding bad behaviour at
the pinnacle of Nickati's dreams
As jukie watches them
enjoying the moment of
distraction from Dragon and Vossy
While she just thinks
it could have been worse
As she wants it sorted
by the silly numb nuts
Who is making life hard
and affecting RNJ's disposition badly
and giving her a headache
but will overcome every hurdle
With a alcoholic beveragep
and some gentle ministrations to
All her body parts
with SPECIAL attention to the
woman bits which need plenty
sssssstimulatory rubbing and tweaking that
Will get her back to normal
especially with Vossy's "Thingo" :o
Attached to her neck and
with the AA batteries inserted
opposed directions for current flow
to sooth the pain and to
assure Jukie, will be OK
to take on all challengers
Discovery and other space shuttles
which fly as high as
the current fuel prices :-\
that's why we ride monsters
as smalltanks allow price averaging
and short rides to preserve
our energy to do
further research into more fantasies
on how to get the most
suction from a large
hose and to make sure
you are never too far from
Home as jukie starts to
feel the stirrings of libido
with dragon on his way
with suitable sensory stimulators and
copious amounts of body chocolate
with special crevice applicators for
Jukies pleasure to use it
upside down hanging from
the ceiling whilst naked
DMFers stuff chocolate buns into
Their mouths and waiting for
RNJ to flash her shaved
Legs to all the world
before being doused in chocolate
Awaiting the licking of
the smooth, freshly exfoliated
Bottom and Easter boobies
which need special attention so
Licking and sucking was required
to remove said chocolate from
Everywhere on her body and
make sure stimulation and satisfaction
Are at a great height
causing goose bumps and
stiffening of the associated
spring dampening rates and shock
Which makes all the guy
stand to attention!
While julie is drunk and
of loose morals......
And wants to play naked
Twister with the DMF boys
While eating strawberries and cream
in the boudoir with champagne
and baby oil everywhere........
For the guys to rub
and knead and smear all.........
over anyone willing to
indulge themselves in the
smorgasbord of treats on offer
while enjoying the best......
Pole dancind and lap dancing
toned bodies for...
All the guys to play with
and lust after while......
watching the suspension adjustments being (cleaned that up didn' I ;D [thumbsup] )
Used to it's full
potential for bouncing.......
And riding all sorts of
knobbly and vibrating.........
Toys that jukie has in
varios shapes and sizes
Hidden in her bedroom draws
is solar powered Betty
Dolls for jukie to use
when Betty has a headache
or is totally knackered by
the ongoing excitment she has
concentrated and bottled inside
her diminutive, exceedingly randy self
never hidden from public eye
and on display for all
punters to show their appreciation
by being upstanding and raising
their bar for the girls
which gets her even more
RNJ than we have ever
tried to clean up before
wearing pink rubber gloves on
both hands ready to start cleaning
any boy who needs washing
from top to toe with attention
focused on protrusions and lengths
cavities and cleanliness
until the mud wrestling with
out a commentator calling
The shots and with the guys
getting hair cuts to look
Good for the girls without
worrying about the consequences
that might arise because of
the presence of a RNJ doing
Nothing much lately too
miss her trusty, throbbing, pulsating
jukie has made her sad
but still has the lammie
brrraannngg dang ding ding ding ( Sans smoke [thumbsup] )
and oozing classic Italian style
with tassles and ribbons fluttering
for this fabulous head turner
with such tyre shredding capacity
but no slipper clutch included
but has step through convenience
like all good girls......
who ride hot Italian Stallions
for the vibrations.....
and love you long time
whilst wearing the gimp suit
and spanking the monkey whilst
chasing Cougars who slap
their husbands for name calling [roll]
and rewarding bad behaviour
is definitely not an option
until now when
i woke to rather wet sheets
due to low pressure cells
and high pressure goolies that
seen to be rather humid
and bunched up with anticipation
of fine weather to bestow
some warmth to aforementioned male
who are all looking for jukie............
to razz up the mulTITudes
with some clothes stripping and
body part jiggling in anticlockwise
sliding down the pole and
getting friction burns between her
legs and heading north to
the cleavage of the pink
BOOBIES!!!!!!
which loony recognised as useful
motivational tools for........
dangling the carrot amongst
skanky do gooders whom
like wearing furry knickers.........
inside out, back to front
to tickle ones self......
in very special places
to make one lightheaded and
eagerly waiting in anticipation of
The stripping of the heather
coming to a town near you
oh no, not near me
While drinking alcohol and
eating lots of vegetables
And chocolate for the guys
to wax on, wax off
to get all the
stud muffins on standby
and attention for the frivolities
amounts of sliding and jumping
on the now naked virgins
who like to double up
for girl on girl action
in Vossy's wildest, wettest dreams
with KY instead of jelly
and lap dancing on his
HUGE, rampant, blood engorged, impressive
Amazonian rainforest leech thrusting itself
against the brick wall
and sucking the mortar from
10mm recessed gaps otherwise known
as personal crevices, which are
also ready for some action
right now hard and fast
long and to depths which
is warm and moist with
fungus and mold growing
from the trees and
stubble which needs a wax
to make it smooth again
for the virgins slippery game
with vossy watching and learning
after eating a large potato
salad topped with virgin juice
from a young olive that
has been picked like a cherry
and STUFFED with a large
well lubed gherkin
sideways with much vigour and
squeezed tenderly between my finger and thumb until
the pressure becomes intolerable and
needs some help from jukie
who begs me to watch whilst I
have other gherkins ready for
lateral insertion into the
ear hole and with a quick
application of suitable lubricant to
smooth the insertion into
the sensitive, puckered orifice that
jukie has hidden in her
bedside table which gets produced
on special occasion for dragon
who performed like a champion
voyeur who likes to watch
and touch and play
dumb about the hidden webcams
that are inside dragons
boudoir with handcuffs for
those who MUST fiddle with
his big, hot, red
plug socket that removes
The wax from all
candles strategically placed
close to the epicentre of
(Diversion ) - hey, I've suddenly gone from being a Jnr Member to a Full Member...........
Has somebody surrupticiously placed a webcam into my computer ? ?
the building eruption of her
boobies and her enormous
hug which is given while
applying a rubber patch
to her left buttocks and
a spanking to her right
which gets her all excited
and begs for more attention
To her bottom and legs
and sensitive nether regions that
Are waxed and waiting for
50 inches of high
throbbing, long stroking, grunting, surging
manhood to penetrate the
local girls netball team
and to play ball with
the OZMo's virgin netballers while.......
chewing on the cheerleader's sweaty
but delicately perfumed, hairy armpit
and long long legs
which go aaaallll the way
to the map of tassie
and the three sisters
replicate the bald vw bonnet
With jukie laying ontop
just like in her avatar
but with much less clothing
and ankles behind her elbows
And her naked bottom
getting her close to
a big, earth shaking, knee trembling
orgasm with vossy watching
Bugs Bunny cartoons on his iPhone
also playing naked guitar hero
While jukie slides down the pole
situated in Vossy's rumpus room
landing heavily on her inuendo
which is an Italian suppositry [roll]
for a hot rod that is
looking for somewhere to hide
and be safe and warm and
highly stimulated until the .......
extremely loud ejection process happens
with much spasming, bucking and
tank slapping followed by
a valve bouncing wheelstand which
With a loud steam from
a rapidly increasing number of
Orgasms and squirting all over
his intake manifold and drowned
the hairs on dragons back
which haven't been waxed before
the last millenium and are
so long and grey and
fun for ladies to plait
and put pink bows in
while PLUCKING the front........
of his chest with
visegrips while spanking the chimpanzee
with a large hamburger and
special sauce over a
Nice smooth virgin bottom
on a seaseme seed bun
with no mayo or an upsize
largish pickle that doubles as
jukies play toy to insert
in all available crevices and
fries with that which
increase the FAT, for use
of holding and rubbing and
pushing the big starter button
to stimulate the virgins to
Dance naked and jiggle
their ample charms for the
no mayo!!!!! ?
Instead whipped cream and strawberries
to be smeared into......
filthy oz monsters armpits, while
The hot melted body chocolate
dribbles into every crevice of.....
The virgins body while they
play strip poker with jukie
who thinks the joker gets her....
her selection of the DMF
Guys to play naked twister
with baby oil and....
And peppermint oil to smooth
and burn sensitive areas of
great erotic stimulation which enhance
jukie to pole dance and
reach for the battery powered
jack hammer that was
primed, lubed and ready for
action by the virgins and
assembled DMF lady spunks who
are multiplying in numbers for
an equal representation in frivolities
which amuse our dirty minds
and exercise their substantial libidos
for marathon dirty thoughts and
"special" movie watching sessions that
stimulate, educate, culminate, facilitate and
makes manland a whole lot better
with beer fridge and Foxtel
and hot and cold virgins
[evil] [evil]666 [evil] [evil]
and Vossy's posts are 666 [evil]
(No joke Vossy, your previous post was number 666. You devil you. Your next post will ruin it though.) [evil]
the number of the Beast
in Vossy's hot pants with
jukie and the virgins doing
handstands to warm up (the cold virgins, what good are cold virgins?)
And get ready for vossy
the evil lord of the
cosmos to develope the
infernal technique of virgin herding
With dragon leading them
all to my seductive lair
for lots of spooning with
out jacking every thread [cheeky]
or other sort of "jacking"
which is difficult whilst spooning
but not impossible for enthusiastic
spoonees
err..............spoons?
Into the chocolate icecream
from the house of debauchery
With dragon waiting for the
clothes to be ripped off
the hand picked DMF girls
to lap dance on vossy's
extremely large and pink
something with a stolen login
(EDIT: in other words I didn't make that last post)
who does fraudulent activities with
a malicious and mischievous motive
whilst whistling a catchy tune.
making Jukie's ears prick up
To sound of duelling banjo
Going in-out-in-out
doing the hokey POKEy while
Taking off the clothes
to reveal the pink floppy
tassels on the boobs
and other anatomical piercings that
excite certain DMF members
while they install their
Battery operated toys for
pleasuring the big......
manhood and jukies small
regard for sexual guilt or
Pole dancing in front of
your old high school headmaster
and flashing the camel toe
for the dmf guys to see
and marvel at its cleavage
And her waxed parts
with no yogis showing through
And all smooth, soft and nicely
flogging Carlton at the footy
whilst the bearded muscle
Guys are watching the
world schmoo waxing championships which
Gets them sooo excited
at the ripping of the
balding crutch strings
and stretching of the gusset
as cougars and gazelles romp
rampantly together in the dry
Hairs from the legs and
and dangleberries jiggling amongst
In time with the way
Signora is pounding on her
Bike with the tyres burning
and G banger snapping in
with matching suspenders and
nipple tassles and prince albert
being pierced for all to
see on Dragon's sexy physique
wow which made jukie jump
when the bolt ends rubbed
the soft smooth skin of the virgins
armpit and tickled the sides
of their bodies for all
to enjoy and attempt to
remove there clothes and make them
get pink with friction and
have a bull ride
While the guys watch and
beat their largish meaty
Chest with a raw
herring which smells like a
Baked dinner and gravy
sauce on a sesame bun
blending perfectly with young slithering
nubile, well oiled and very
Wet white t shirt and
special attachments with motorized
Portable shower for the virgins
who will require bidet lessons
and how to climb a post
using only their smooth pink
Nipples and their strong teeth
gripping the bulbous end and
breaking the rules and threadjacking
which is not allowed only
in story time
But it needs to be rude
probably why i'm not welcome
hehehe your always welcome ;)
as long as you bring your "post"
To do pole dancing on
the pillion pad of the
Monster while riding on
naked adrenalin and nothing else
but eyeing off the baby oil......
For smoothing on over the
battery pack that powers the
Toys and remotes for the
games room dungeon that jukie
Has in the garage for
unsuspecting victims and/or visitors
To be locked up and
sat in the comfy chair
Waiting for a strip tease
from the assembled virgins with
mouths full of cucumbers and
Lots of cream over their bodies
and large strawberries in their
nostrils?
which pant in rhythmic jubilation
in time with the pink
nipple tassles that.......
tickle loony's fleshy extension and
makes him go weak in
anticipation of copping an oral
slapping while dragons gets a
carnal flogging with a wet
towel over the bottom and
shaved, pierced pink bits which
everyone wants to see when
they are at their most
excited and happy to be
probed, poked, fondled and groped
licked, caress, touched and holded
squeezed, smothered in whipped........
butter for that slippery feel
and basting on the barbie
with some pork ribs [bacon] and
alfoil
wrapped around the prawns and
And the fish with a
lemongrass and chilli dressing for
That extra flavouring and
heat to enhance the seafood
taste and the beer
flows, making the party hearty
and the silly drinking games
to begin while jukie is
checking out the tackle of
Dragon's rudie internet sites
who looks for research material
and studies frantically to
improve and enhance his
overexcited erogenous zones with
subtle, sensitive and sensual ministrations
exercising his muscle at the Gym
with assistance from nubile instructoresses
and all the virgin available
from the gusset stretching pilates
to the pole dancing and
mixed doubles naked water aerobics
with optional snorkles fitted to
allow for heavy breathing
and exploration of watery crevices
which hide beneath the virgins
very wet suits that cling
To their tits and legs
and delineate all outlines of
her tired eyes and body
which need gentle soothing and
stimulation for round two of
the wet shoelace flogging that
is the warm up to
the virgins camel toe Olympics
with moose knuckle domonstrations that
induce phalangeal cramps and
walnut cracking sphincter tightening that
the virgins are renown for
and demonstrated on a mans
morals, fantasies and bad behaviour (yes, talking about you Dragon, you naughty, naughty boy!!!!! :-*)
which BAD girls really appreciate
how dragons brain functions
with the precision of a
experienced gentleman eager to
meet inexperienced lady folk
and learn them good while always
maintaining high performance
low standards, no morales and
love you long time
love you long time for $2 $2
not for fiddy cents
as cheap can be
fun but not long lasting
enjoyable but bad tasting
risky but not time wasting
dirty but not smutty
rhyming but not two timing
cheeky but not even
and
naked alone waiting for
i'm going to bed George
take me take me
please don't wake me
are you asleep yet
[roll] [roll] [roll] [roll] [roll]
you won't feel a thing
in the spare room tonight >:(
it will be cold and lonely
without the virgins
RNJ will rescue me from
yourself ? ???
the cold loneliness
of chains and whips
and did I mention handcuffs?
for a self abuse session
As jukie rescues George from
himself by soothing but firm
touching of his head and
fevered brow with a suitable
Massey Ferguson
part of clothing which has
studded leather and long tassles
with suitable apertures provided for
the guys to stick
to their racing lines
And to stop thinking about
uses for female sockets and
to rejoice at Jukie's return
and get revved up and
obtain suitable and adequate lubrication
for jukies return to the world
of virgin fantasy and wanton
brutal domination of all
except for gravelly driveways :'(
And to get on the track
of leather and lycra clad
speed demons on heat [evil]
Wait for some more racing
hands and fingers fooling with
Her naked bits and making
them so desperately swollen that
it's time to change gear
and play some banjo music
whilst multitasking with rubber gloves
and hobnailed thigh-high boots
and fishnet stockings tight and
crutchless pressing hard into her
vulnerable and lusting female
soft folds and lascivious crevices
which young WTSDS has frequented
To make all the guys want
an opportunity to join in
The naked party with the
battery powered vibratory mechanisms fully
loaded and ready to go
into overdrive to enhance the
L twin vibrations and racy passing
of the necessary lubricant to
moists the virgins pink bits
to make pleasurable the stroking
of their soft fluffy bits
and the minimally prodded nether
region for dragon and vossy to
explore, utilise with extended periods
Of time for more play
& role play & fore play
and game play to stimulate
Dragon's desires for all things
That is women and naked
and caressing his manhood
To get it hard and ready
for virginal limbo dancing and
smoking the pole whilst doing
some spiritual reflection and meditation
in his groin area
whilst balancing on an erect
and saluting soldier ready to
accomadate all cummers with much
more than they expected
with his cannon firing furiously
in a trigger happy frenzy
let the safety of and
which kept jukie busy
dodging his messy man bullets
and encouraging the lewd behaviour
of the virgins to do
whatever they damn well please
with dragon, vossy and loony
over and over again
until the ex-virgins are exhausted
And then they work on jukie
, emboldened by their new status
She start to strip them naked
in preparation for some special
atttention as they are feeling
totally used and abused after
a vigorous head rubbing [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
and tossing that exploded the
how game out of
spin the exhaust
and caress the hard
fuel tank of jukies monster
vibratory apparatus which causes axtreme
pain or pleasure when inserted
mostly sideways on full power
with open h air box and
unobstructed exhaust just behind the
two big holes line up
with the furry landing strip
For the guys to line up
a fleshy touchdown with lubed
over the bellies and bum
for a rumpy, pumpy touchdown
with the out coming being
large by volume and pressure
with lots of fun and
moans, groans, squeals and giggles
As dragon and vossy start
their virgin swapping shenanigans with
jukie to show how to
really put some GRUNT into
The INS and outs of
the STICKY and WET situation
Which needs some cleaning up
with towels and tissues everywhere
and lots of alcohol to be
used as virgin drinking games
on how many they could
down and do at on ce
whilst holding onto dragons
enormous, impressive, rampant and throbbing
bottom and with his left hand
relieving the ITCH of his
Gentlmans region for all the
reasons I would not like
To reveal unless jukie does
the hokie pokie with dragon
while wearing her white boots
and holding a whip in the hand
and a battery powered implement
in the other ready for
extreme stimulation of the sensitive
Areas for dragon to find
and exploit for the pleasure
Of all the other guys
thats just wrong jukie [puke]
hehehe for the virgins to
jump Betty and molest his
Hairy back and his large
pair of pink, wrinkly
Man boobs whilst back at
Jukie HQ, Kaz and Jukie
get ready for the party
with stilletos, g-bangers and fishnet
with a tight leather boob tube
and attached to the piercings??
On her belly button and
jiggly bits that shake when
She jump on something hard
and bounces up and down
on dragons huge jumpy castle
Which was full of
transient Ducatisti from all over
the world and beyond
the far galaxy's of the
Universe with vossy flying in
the rebel viper with latex
Gloves to play with and
baby oil in his armpits for...
Extra slip and slide
and no bristley stiction which
makes the virgins and vossy
cringe with anticipation of furry
When dragon steps in and
with the hedge shears, trims
The map of tassie
in topiary style like a
famous Ducati logo mounted on
on a hairy slotted plinth
with pink trimmings surrounding the
forward mounting point that abuts
the saddlebags which hang low
straddling the exhaust which pruning
As jukie has it stamped on
the handle of her vibratory
six speed double ended hard
anodised, self stabilizing, gyroscopically balanced
blue printed, twin turboed, monster
That might be on the cards
for ultimate stimulation of the
soft women bits that entice
and reduce the fellas to
tears and they fall to the
floor in a sensual frenzy
and then after a while
when the flesh needs more
attention, dragon steps up
with his battery powered flesh
Coloured walking doll
which can also be used
As a play thing for
the family pooch to leg
hump while being totally aroused
by jukie running nude
around the outdoor dunny with
dragon and vossy in pursuit
wanting to play and fondle
the latex and lube smeared
All over her bottom and
fun bags for friction free
and lots of sliding around
on the naked twister board
while making Dragon and Vossy
rigid with awe and amazement
After shopping at nfi
and finding a red, latex
Blow up doll and many
ducati symbols stuck on its
Butt to show off and
entertain the riders of its
Flexibility and moves on
latex and rubber exercise equipment
to keep fit and healthy
so they can perform for
for all the guys and girls
of the DMF Hellfire Club
as jukie connects with dragon
by the marvel of modern
Internet and a webcam
to display ones homely image
And sexy looks for jukie
to feel the gaze upon
And wonder what under the
desk and out of sight
Hmmm as he starts to
disrobe sloooowly to tantalise the
Imagination of jukies wild
and fertile imagination that really
Gets her all excited and
stimulated and seeking extra dirty
virgins to teach her ways
Of pole and dirty dancing
not to mention the lap
Dancing which she does for
exercise and sensual jollies which
gets dragon in a frenzy
and vossy sweaty around the
the never region and makes jukie
breathless in anticipation of more
fun and games and playtime
on a 3-holed multicolour box
Which contain lollies and other
tasty and useful items of
The sweet variety and lots
of naughty naughty naughty
Toys, party trick and alcohol
with batteries and attachments for the
virgins to share amongst themselves
and their specialized pleasure equipment
for all to play with while
there is threadjacking in progress [roll]
ooppps sorry Kaz, you know what im like
I was talking about me (5 words so this counts as Story Time) [laugh] [laugh]
sorry i cant count either [roll]
cos the virgins distract you
when george plays with them
and leads them astray
rewarding bad behaviour
which make jukie happy and
encourages her to greater feats
Sitting in the cold only
one of a kind chair
with tie down points and
And leather and lace
for strapping wrists and bits
to jukies sexual play apparatus
so no escape is possible
but discombobulation is likely
and totally enjoyable whilst
whilst sensual attention is lavished
by those who like to watch
and fondle their own
bodies and make the guys
crack a large beer and
Some nuts with extra
batter for the sausage
So it can be sucked
and stroked to release the
Excitement for all to see
and marvel at the quantity
and quality of the guys
who all had massive
bargains from the NFI clearance
Wishes jukie grabbed as well
the Ducati monogrammed see through
Shirts and jeans for all
to flaunt at next cafe
fashion show with Jukie exposing
the most important acquisitions
the hot scar and a
third nipple that
is near the map of tassie
That leads directly to the hidden treasure where
meanwhile the stranded cheerleader
Screamed with joy
Shows dock what his missing
with extraordinary gymnastic ability and
flexibility of the legs around
the strap on saddle that
Is ready for some action
at the DMF fun house
and glee parlour of decadent
And naughtyness from the virgins
who exhibit everything Jukie taught
at "Jukies Debauchery College Of.............
nudeness and how to flirt
with middle aged men with lots of money
to get them all excited
and ready to blow
melodious trumpets from the rooftops
for this was the very first time
And fly high with all
hands on fleshy appendages for
the DMF girls to admire
and marvel at how
Strong, muscular, tanned, hot bods
can stimulate extreme sensations of
The julie and the virgins
doing their grumps and binds
Dressed in a leather suit
with latex strap on
rubber chickens to slap
in a turkey style manner
and a whip in the other
with studded, flexible, well endowed
As dragons got a date
so blue pills a must
To get some good hard action
for a couple of hours [evil]
And then need to rest
for a repeat performance while
Jukie is jumping for joy
and hoping to get lucky
With anyone available to do
the horizontal tango for hours
and hours and hours and
To swap with the virgins
at half time to
work the fellas really hard
And to give them blue pills
to encourage them to strive
at being extra special ;)
And to last the distance
and hang the towel on
The magic rod for the
wiping of various body fluids [puke]
Which went everywhere in the
process of extreme exertions and
Playing with the inflatable doll
that went down on
the virgins as they played
A threesome or foursome with
each other and the fellas
with some lap and pole dancing
with tasles and attachments flying
around with rubber toys and
studded rotating stimulation devices that
Makes jukie giggle and start
talking dirty and rubbing nthe
Oil over her body to
reduce the friction of the
Sliding on the floor to
the dungeon of pain/pleasure
Dressed in leather and lace
with latex accessories for extra
Smoothness to get the positioning
deep and pleasurable with much
gyrating and rotating on top
whch makes jukie want more
and more and more and
with lots of aclohol and
little blue pills to enhance
the performance of the dmf guys
with viagra to keep it
last long long long time
until the whole thing snaps
and the party starts at
urging of Rudie Nudie Jukie
And all the young virgins
who line up for some
stiff attention from the troops
who are eager to show
their rigidly disciplined drilling that
all the DMF girls love
And want to play with
Julie Gillard's wet
No no no no no
ranga fur tinged, moist, pinkish
pierced, smelly, open bike rack [puke]
currently wrapped around Abbots
pair of striped budgie smugglers
with yogi's hanging out the
Way for jukie to come
over and slap him silly
With her waxed bits
for all to admire and
buff with suitably perfumed
when she gets out her
electric love trunchion
with stimulating ridges and bumps
Whips and her favourite toy
the mechanical ride on Jukie
With her legs wide apart
for stability whilst pounding the
Bottom cheeks on the seat
while the camera shows the
Smooth soft waxed strong
smelling armpits that she never
exhibited before so the
audience nearly puked on her
latex and lace covered
Boob tube while taking off
all inhibitions for online exhibitionism
With all the dmfers
who love the way jukie...........
Runs around naked all day
doing the house work while.......
Looking after all her boys
with soothing yet stimulating words
To get them calm and
intense with intent to ravage
The virgins bodies with a
a lusty thrusty and pumpy
Machine that get the guys
riding the red throbber that
Gets them hot and sweaty
from the virgins hokie pokie
And jukies naked twister
which drains the DMF guys manhood
and strains their 'taters which
makes jukie laugh and giggle
at the "blueness" of them
So the alcohol comes out
to drink and rub into
Their boobies with a latex
pair of pink crutchless knickers
to be worn on head
Of dragon vossy and loony
backwards (cause they fit better!)
because Loony knows why and
dragon prefers G strings for
dental floss and tying up
Julie to the bed and
I prefer the edible ones
With the hot body chocolate
and nuts for the nibbling
And the feel and squeezing
to enable the tension release
Of the dmf guys
to the virgins thunderous applause
of dragons announcement that he
and Vossy will tour with
Jukie to motogp with
a mind to terrorise the
Local in all sort of way
with rude, lewd, naked exhibitionism
While carrying a whip and
5kg tin of personal lubricant
To get things nice and smooth
so cylinder friction is minimised
And alot of ins and outs
could occur without undue discomfort
by using bublegum flavoured gel
To smooth over the virgins
delicate, smooth, suitably shaved and
Firm bottoms that are wearing
nothing but a smile so
when they bend over the
sun shines out of their
brown eyes which are looking
At all the dmf guys
getting a Jukie spanking ;D
with Jukie enthusiasticly flogging the
bare buts all lubed up
and pointing in the direction
of her raised, clenched fists
anticipating the lashing that Jukie
fantasized, instead lubed her fists
And punches gently the chest of
the sex depraved DMF boys
who line up en masse
for a beating from Jukie
and then lots of lovin'
and soothing applications of warm
wax and body chocolate for
erotic stimulation of the fellas
to be licked and slurped
Using a straw and lots of
enthusiasm with emphasis on insertion
as the grunting and screaming
Rossi mounted his
And running around naked
again in the freezing cold
with substantial shrinkage of the
appendages that don't see daylight
and need manual, oral warming
so it stands at attention
so towels can be hung
And lots of rubbing as
friction brings warmth to
The cold bits on the
front top and bottom of
her tight fitting clothes and
and tassle covered, pink coloured
with black leather strips from
from belly button to umm
Boobs with lots of glitter
so the mobile camera can
accurately record the rotational speed
and all the bling of
the piercings that clink and
Moves when jukie walks
and jiggles her attractive pink
Scarf and her booties
on her dainty manicured
nails with a big diamond
superglued to her sweet little
belly button for all to
flick and jiggle before probing
All of her bits with lots
of strangely contoured, multi coloured
Rainbow and all it richies
of vibratory and sensatory thrillings
While she jumps up and
down on that pulsating thing
to get her all excited
so the nipple rings spark
with misfiring fouled plugs
and exhaust bum backfiring black
clouds of unburnt fuel
and cobwebs, dead birds and
extra lubrication is needed because
The virgins now want a go
at the slipp in Termis
And to be hugged and squeezed
caressed, stroked, fondled and
Licked to make them feel
rigid with extreme arousal and
everyone starts playing nude twister
mixed doubles with suitable attachments
for the "little" DMF boys
and adventurous, uninhibited members who
like to drink and eat and
show the size of their
Big feet and hands
and their relationship to other
keep the virgin wondering what
tripod stance really means and
What to do with it
and weaken the third leg
by jukie sitting on it
And turning around and around
and a left hand thread
Which gets her all confused
as she is right hand
No both but is hard to
change hands mid stroke while
Everthing is going on at
jukies house of naughty antics
and stimulating discipline where the
virgins are eager for a
ride with a new addition
to the family
with two Ducs, Lammie and
hhmmmm what might it be
the plot thickens and rumour
which are very true for
someone to spill the beans
hhhmm on a red bike
either air or water cooled
Which a aqua to run
two, four or one cylinder
Which is a 4 valve
thumber between her lovely legs
With clothes on her body
which is unusual as she
Is riding a fairing bike not naked
which is disappointing to all
as the view from behind
not too bad at all
with no wise cracks and
The rattling that is going on
from a loose baffle in
Or a new addition for
riding enjoyment and generally unclothed
Which will be picked up
once space has been cleared
but unfortunately space needs creating
so someone is booted out
or just all squished in
like freshly minced road kill
between the fins of the
Other bikes and the fiat
packed garage furniture that blocks
Which is not finished yet
as hoarding is fun but
... but what? Its fun!
And bring alot of joy
looking at shit accumulated over
The year and clearing out
worn out toys and.....
Costumes that jukie has worn
to be collected for.....
All the guys to show
off in while displaying themselves
Their feminine side to the
garage fairies who wave their
Fairy dust all over dragons
hands, so he can wave
Around and make people do
things that they normally wouldnt
while hypnotizing the young virgins
into emulating Jukies antics while
Dragon and vossy strip down
to ducati monogrammed red g-bangers
And jukie start flinging it with
her teeth and sliding her..........
well manicured digit into
dragons apple pie with cream
With a push and pull
to get the boys OFF
it was more than a massage
but less than a
set of ample sized boobies
clouted wit a wooden spoon!
And a black leather suit
with cut outs for......
Easy access for the guys
hang their helmets on the
small tiny boobies with alot
of tweaking the nipple rings
rotate by themselves in opposite
direction for the tassells to
make the pink bits rigidise
And to get her excited about
the new superbike addition and
drape herself unclothed upon its
For the whole world to see
, well for me anyway [drool] [bow_down] [evil] [cheeky]
Hehehe as the guys seek
a better position to obtain
All the virgins in a row
waving thier collective charms at
Vossy while dancing around the
pole that is in Jukies
Bedroom with the red lights
and seductive music playing softly
while the ecstatic screams drown
The banging noise of the
DMF party house next door
wit da doof doof pumpin'
With all the alcohol
and other mind altering substances
To get a group of
like minded lunatics and lechers
taking the piss out of
everyone and having a good time
while drinking Coopers Pale Ale
And alot of spirits
and certain homemade concoctions that
Sends jukie in a spin
and make reality a blur
While she has fun with
pipes on a red bike
And the seeking for more
stimulating and carnel, motorcycling pursuits
On the track with
the virgin grid girls and
Naked jukie standing and
flapping their pink, well trimmed
tassels on her riding jacket
that flap in time with (well done vossy, keeping that one above board. [evil] [thumbsup])
Jingle bells jingle bells
nipple rings a clang
with a gold chain and
and hooks for attaching to
Her belly ring and her
lower piercings that arnt visible
With body chocolate all over
the parts that need most
And gentle massaging her back
to ease the ache that
Is also in her shoulder
and makes MANUAL handling problematic
And is nearly crippling her
and makes her crave a
Few pain killers and some
soothin', lovin', sensual massage and
Lots of alcohol with a nice
view of visual stimulation that
help get rid of the pain
by taking her mind off
it is not working :'( sorry
so copious amounts of alchohol
on the weekend maybe
will administered largely by mouth
with someone holding her up
and continuously filling the glass
Until she falls asleep
in a drunken stuporific coma
Which makes the pain go
away sorta temporarily until hangover
kicks in but all is good
because life will be better
once i get fixed properly
which will happen very soon
cos the DMF degenerates can
play around with jukie's
medication to increase its effect
And make her feel wonderful [drool]
so she can ride
With no pain at all
Friday arvo is here again [beer]
and its now beer o'clock
matter of fact I got...
a slab in the fridge
With jukie dancing naked
while drugged and pissed on
Aclohol and pills and showing
the neighbours around the back
that the MOON is full
of green cheese and craters
As we all howl at it
as our fangs lengthen and
Hair grows everywhere on
the beemer riders shaft
not to mention their stiff
Legs and arms and their
loooong, drippy, pink snouts that
Can smell the bailey from
next to the Jack Daniels
With some chocolate and nuts
to consume and spread over
Some icecream and chocolate cake
and a strawberry MUFFin
which makes her full now
and has a nanna nap
to recoup her dwindling energy
from a very big ride
on a steed from her
Very packed garage which is
looking like a Ducati dealership
with a surplus of stock
which jukie opens up shop
for suitable riding lingerie which
for all to see and admire
and touch and try on
for its revealing transparency and
all the goodies that come
apparent with see through underwear
and with everything waxed
neatly and suitably perfumed for
all the guys to ravish
and fondle for their enjoyment
and photographic albums for posting
All over the forum
because it pays to advertise
to show jukies exceptional wares
and to make the happy
ending and love you longtime
With some more alcohol
to numb the sting of
Of the Pole dancing antics
and the friction burns from
Holding on with the legs
and suction cupping to the
Arse with lots of
spurring and slapping the monkey
To get her to preform
her acts of extreme and
Nudity with the virgins
before the DMF onlookers who
Are all very excited and
agitated with expectation of stimulating
the virgin soft smooth large
buttock like, pinkish coloured jiggling
cow udders which bulge like...........
John Holmses' jock strap which
the virgins hold very sacred
and with both hands so
not to fall off the
top of the veeery long
hot beef injection with sauce
lettuce, cheese, onions on a
virgins ham sandwich with extra................
mayo and STUFFIN' with pickles
and large Swedish meat balls
and Mortadella in the middle
with alcohol on the side
to relax and uninhibit the
wonders of the universe
which previously only illicit substances
would make jukie run naked
among the "special" field mushrooms
and to sunbake nude
Grrrrrrrrrr [drool]
at a secret location with.........
suitable body coverage of sun
On her white tips or tits
and freshly trimmed landing strip
And then to flip over
with the chocolate starfish needing
To cover her beauty spot
with lashings of body chocolate
Dripping all over her naked
girlie bits, so the DMFers
can dip their strawberries in
places only dragon dare go
Like her belly button and
other repositories of sweet delights
For dragon to venture when she
regains her fantasy intensity with
all the virgins and vossy
salivating and twitching with anticipation
To give the guys a good
view of the action in
The bedroom and the shower
the trapeze and swinging chandelier
With the naked women running
amok with implements a buzzin'
And very tanned bodies
ripe for the digital exploration
For a certain someone
to apply in depth when
Posing for some photos of
lewd, rude and teasing behavior
that involves climbing trees naked
And jelly wrestling with the
nipple clamps firmly attached and
All the toys are around
and fully charged for extra
Play time with the virgins
who love the touch of
milky lava in the morning
with the guys trying to
hold back their increasing stimulation
for the mud wrestling with
the DMF girls totally naked
Monsters parked out the front
and ready for a thorough
cleaning with dragon and vossy
wielding and waving their hoses
to squirt all the girls
and make their Tshirts wet
So you can see their
hard brown towel hanging buttons
and their firm bellies
with the all over tan
to impress all the guys
with the smoothness of the
waxed legs, thighs and
naughty bits that shrubbery covers
and her moist wet lips
glistening with freshly applied cherry
ripe chocolate which makes me
reach for the toothpicks to
Decide what to to next
and pry sweet cherry coconut
On the virgins boobs
for snacking on while doing
wasabi lines with japanese triplets
with the aroma of sashimi
wofting through jukies love dungeon
with chop sticks in hand
for plucking the Edamame bean
From her belly button
love dungeon?...!!!! :o :o
encompassing cobwebs and other
cave dwellers that inhabit dark
And in a cold environment
freezing their balls off
the Christmas tree that
the virgins swing nude from
and squat under the mistletoe
To get hundreds of kisses
on their soft pink, perfumed
boobies which are very perky
and jiggle ever so attractively
for the DMF guys to
to applaud whilst fondling their
Bottom cheeks with a big
dose of hide the sausage
while spanking the monkey and
licking their body with a
specially trained, extra long, moist
tongue that has come from
long hours of practice on
lollypops and zoopa doopas
fot forgetting the nipple lookalike
sunny boys and the tasty
stiff, sticky, sublimely shaped toffee
nosed do-gooders who
umm, do good?
all the time like an
angel
visiting story time :o
only now and again as
it's habit forming just like......
rewarding bad behaviour [roll]
Is all good fun
although risque with a little
input from Le Dragon Fantastique :-*
and DEMONstrations from Signora and [cheeky]
Letting jukie play all the
DMF guys like a fiddle
twanging their TAUT strings like
there was no tomorrow until
the virgins synchronised their
Their pole dancing routine
to show Jukie and Kaz
it's ok to be a cougar
and devour the young
As I'm not a cougar
says signora
but a hot blooded devourer
watches Jukie consuming gazelles
as the top cougar she
hides her true age
whilst consuming the young
and helpless virgins unsuspecting of
cougar claws and cat flaps
swinging in the breeze
licking her lips as she
sees Dragon's swift approach
with mischief on his mind
and his mind on mischief
with Kaz and Jukie flashing
emergency beacons in a storm
brewing in a tea cup
with a little lemon twist
and giving some sugar to
the puff Daddy Dragon
cos he likes sugar :-*
on top & tea bags on
toast?
is not the required tool
for adjusting the shim pack
of the extended front end
Which was all too much
rigidity with no rebound discernable
while dampening the vertical spring
while accentuating the horizontal sliding
jukie slides into a large
margherita with a tequila chaser
with lots of honey licking
and chocolate trickling over the
Bodies of the virgins and
filled all nooks and crevices
with the juice Jukie loves
to apply to her
smooth soft body with Vossy
supervising the anointation and photographic
While dragon helps jukie
get her shim stack sorted
and the loud noises
from the banging of the
drums that she hears in
time with the thrusting of
the bike as it flies
toward the explosive climax of
the universe until the other
intergalactic battlestars arrive at warp
all the virgins to the
dark side to be cloned
so Dragon has plenty of
hot and cold running virgins
for his play time and
extreme exercise and games room
For the party to begin
on the apparatus of extreme
sillyness which involves dragon and
harem of eager participants
with fertile(filthy) imaginations and creativity
unleashing the beast within
with its cycloptic eye staring
and spasmodically spitting
at the nubile harem occupants
enjoying the salty bath
and upright erectness of stance
and boys talking about swizzle sticks
and the similarity to their
big long hairy arms
with large hands for gripping
big bottomed girls
You make the rocking world go round
C'mon you lot, stick to the 4-5 words. [roll]
posteriors with handles for better
Quote from: dragonworld on September 05, 2010, 10:50:38 PM
C'mon you lot, stick to the 4-5 words. [roll]
smacking my posterior, my bad (woo hoo, did it in five !!!!!!!!!) :-*
mad and voluptuousness shows through [evil]
with my intentions revealed to
intice attention to posterior shenanigans
although frontal shenanigans are more
fun and are waxed too
allow the light to shine
and to tan up nicely
without lines to interupt access
to the virgins love muscle
which is very well developed
from regular Phalangeal training
and using the danos thighmaster
guarantees him nice firm earmuffs
whilst by changing the position
of the folding clutch lever
with an eggbeater for............
extra angle and depth stimulation
without catching the pubic hair........
Because it's waxed off
and made into a moustache
For all to watch and
use for a disguise when
we hide from the rabbits
who over ran China with
an iron fist...
along side their turtle friends
who like to fondle pandas
furry bits and tickle their
elmo
And giving the thumbs up
like on the Discovery Channel
Which dragon watches everyday
for research and development hereby
To play with his blownup
leather clad Valentino Rossi doll
which is stained with Jukies
engine oil and also her.........
uncontrollable drooling but then...
the sight of unclad bodies
drives the virgins absolutely bonkers
and primes them for extreme
sports without wheels or rollerblades
while wearing only carbon fibre
armadillo helmets and leatherclad
g-bangers with friction proofing for
the virgins love pouch
shall i google translate that?
or vw bonnet, schmoo even
camel toe and dangle berries
or even a moose knuckle :o
is reminiscent of turkey's neck
with a taut chicken skin
wrapped exquisitely tightly around his
mortadella that protrudes proudly from
his St Kilda footy shorts
which are a tad clingy
but he loves a wedgie
which produces black and white
fantasies of changing room delights
for the virgins to use
in their pursuits of depraved
and to get jukie up
and FIRING on all fours [cheeky] [evil]
as it has been a while
since the itch has been
scratched and all is well
with much luuuuuuuuvvvvvvvvvv and happiness
coming from every where but
home :-[
hope I haven't started something
no betty is just teasing
tickling bits cos he can
and he loves to antagonise
altho she prefers to agonise
all the DMF guys into
performing unnatural acts with their
keyboards, just for story time
which soon hits 500 pages
and still rising thanks to
jukie and dragons continuous contributions
with Vossy adding to the
fun and play time
while the virgins anxiously await
for their turn at the
next installment of DMF storytime
and round of depraved, debauchery
which we all crave for
daily stimulatory enhancements that are
prone to tittilate and amuse
the vast mulTITudes of rampant
that the guys all love
and lust after with Jukie
Her nakedness to dragon and
vossy with a spatula.........
liberally coated in synthetic oil
a suitable viscosity for eliminating
friction and uncomfortable....ness
Which she will get over
as the riding continues unabated
with us screaming for more
twitter related rsi but alas
my hands are cuffed to
to my ankles with bare
in there and a chair
as well, its playtime for
jukie and the virgins as
suitable exercise is required by
those with a desperate need
for sweating, grunting and rampant
personal satisfaction of the most
with his banana in pyjamas
peeking out from the
arched window and The Wiggles
a vibrating feather duster then appeared.
in a very desired place
which needed a good dusting
because the monkey had been
sent to the naughty corner
after a really good SPANKING
witnessed by the embarrassed virgins
who felt they needed spanking
because of their nasty behavior
and public nudity
in front of Dragon, Mr S2R,
who appreciate the spectacle of
grubby minded girls acting despicably
because they can ;D
-can
we can, can with frilly
bits showing and other bits
hidden by strategically located adhesive
scratch and sniff patches
with various aromas and flavours
straight from the ocean
full of sharks and octopi
and bearded clams in profusion
with plenty to go around
but used sparingly to provide
much virility and stimulation for
bum sticking up in the
air for cause extreme provocation
for the guys to watch
the bearded clams and......
so bazz has a go
at shucking the clam for
shucks sake, and he likes
to watch [evil] 8)
for scientific research only [roll]
while chewing on a dolphin steak
while seal chops sizzled on
No no no no no
a MotoGP umbrella girls navel [cheeky]
which was very cold and
had a piercing which consisted
of titanium from-a recycled conrod
With red tassels hanging from
whale blubber smeared nipples!
Wearing black lace top with
a carbon fibre chastity belt
And red frilly skirt
which levitates so that Dragon
Can put his hands up
where the sun don't shine
To feel for the soft
cushiony goodness of the great
Female body of the virgins
ready for DMF nude twister
With a jelly topping and a
good dose of baby oil
lathered around the ladies
for slippin' and sliding action
All over dragon And vossy
which gets me alllllllllllllllllllll excited
And thing stand to attention
for a salute and.......
To release all it goodness
to Jukie and the virgins
To lick off dragon and vossy
impressive baby holding an apple [evil] [roll]
Which gets jukie excited
because she loves juicy apples
And chocolate salty balls
on chef as he......
And love to suck them
while Jukies naughty virgins play
With dragon and Julie plays
music on her mouth organ
That makes the guys
remain rigidly at attention waiting
For he pole dancing with
much caber tossing and vigorous
sessions of DMF mud wrestling
and G-banger twanging which stimulates
The guys third leg and
makes tripod impersonations impressive with
All the naked virgins standing
and choosing their favourite tripod
to MOUNT their special pink
Fluffy handcuffs to
the fellas specialized attachment point
While she gets out the whip
riding a man called horse
With lots of lubrication for
easy insertion of
The big banana and the
eggbeaters with which
Are used ta make the cakes from del mondo pastries :)
With lots of chocolate
inserted in crevices and creases
For the virgins to
Loosen their
Clothes and their shoes
Because fat virgins never
Never show their full
Height or weight
Whilst in bed with the
Battery operated
Toothbrush and with cakeman
With clean and sparkiling
cleavage!!!!
there was a shortage of silicone
to fill the gaps
of the sausage wallet
which is now very empty
and needs resleeving to reduce
the slop which can occur (hee hee, [cheeky] sausage wallet) [clap]
From vossy and dragons pants
when the bore and strole
Come out with the virgins
enhancing the drilling with battery
Operated machinery in the
bedstead that stimulates the pinkish
Tips of the headlights
On highbeam in the cold
So warm hands are needed
To tweak the oddly shaped
Nipples back to normal while
the nuts get roasted to
by the underseat exhaust
The heat radiated from
With the banana getting ready
For the long ride back
with the sticky toasted marshmallows
which fell in her lap
and gummed up the flange
from the chin nut oil
Which leaked from the
push rod end that thrust
In and out in and out
with ever increasing tempo that
a bent rod
enhances sensation by rubbing sideways
and causing much body quivering
and involuntary orgasmic twitching that
which fractured her pelvis
and completely destroyed the boudoir
But still goes on and on
until jukie sees a huge............
pink, cream covered, pulsating
Icecream with taste so good
it requires continuous LICKING until
It is all gone and wanting more
for ultimate satisfaction and physical
brain freeze, to get high
on the exhaust fumes from
Jukie, Betty, wenchy and all the
other miscreants from the DMF
Until she can't take anymore
and lets rip a huge
Jump in the air to
land perfectly astride the rigid
Hard, shiny, wet, and
very well buffed and polished
So it can slid on in
with no scuffing or chafing
And to make everything wonderful
with maximum sensitivity and stimulation
the one eyed snake
that spits regularly when grasped
a nasty creamy venom
ozzed from the krispy cream
which can peel paint off
The walls that has been used
to tie up the
The naked virgins
AGAIN............ :)
and whip them to within
an inch of their
tiny, yet petite, furry little
tight
all weather, abrasion resistant, slick
tender hamburger at
When Mr cakeman decided to take
cream and whip it until
Jukie start to lick it off
before she choked on
Cakemans finger and his
chocolate eclair filled with
caramel syrup and an unidentifiable
stale cheese smell wafting from
the back of Dragons hmmm
randy tarts and hot crossed
bums with a hairy chest
covering his pert man boobs
for oxymoron of the week
Which make jukie so happy
to be DMF pinup girl
For the annual nude calendar
to be viewed in 3D
for the DMF DOM's [evil] ;D
to save as their screensaver
What the he'll is going on
at the DMF christmas party
which involves lots of
well lubed wet clutch's
and some dry ones too
which makes for interesting festivities
with the jingling clutch plates
And the rattling off the
christmas nipple rings which are
All out forever to see
sexy red trinkets
And her little Santa suit
which was so snug
It showed off her nice
pair of mumbling Elves
complete with pointed hats and
Lots of gold bits on
all the lovely" Monster Bling"
To go on and on
and if it's not on it's not on
What!? Prince Albert bling
and Bettys secret is out
of context and just rumour
that someone else has a
big 'un
In their
Top with the naked
virgins eager to pounce on
The new titanium ride jukie has
big blue pipes
Which keeps her going for
more of what she loves
which is
is bling bling bling
bling bling bling bling bling
And waiting for the
bling fairy to give me
and new bike for xmas
for a stimulating and pulsating (Hi Jukie :-*)
delivery from Santa (or Dragon!) :o
with his sack dragging on
Over the seat of jukies
playpen of carnal desires and
Waiting for the clothes to
be seductively removed to slow
all the guys excitement down
with bananas and spatulas for
exploration of crevices and orifices
For the guys to fill up
with many and varied implements
To get the part started
with krispy kreme donuts and.........
Lots of chocolate and alcohol
which the virgins set alight......
to singe the prewax stubble
which required lotion.........
To sooth and smooth the naked
stripped, stressed, tortured and peeled
for the guys touch and fell
for a special Christmas treat
with the jingle bells and
tounge kissing under the mistletoe
with all the guys for xmas :-* :-* :-*
who puckered up their.........
soft smooth lips and
partook of the spread fowl/foul?
And wanted to touch the
smooth waxed skin......
Of the naked virgins bodies
with suitably perfumed vibratory implement
To make a very merry christmas
to the very lucky DMFer
who manages to impale themselves
on a frozen chook!
with a feather duster
dipped in chocolate sauce
And ready for the virgins
to use and abuse with
The large hard hot red
fuel tank rubbing against the
The inner thighs of jukies
bumless chaps that barely cover
Her but and her front bottom
and let the draught flow
And to make everyone
wonder at tha FLAPPING noise
Of dragon ears as to what
mischief he is up to
and frivolities he has planned
for jukie and the virgins
while they lick their soft
smooth skin that has been waxed
Again! Wow it must be silky
so you all can slide
right on in to the
dark black box of the
pleasure pit and moisture laden
Were the guys like to
play and EXTEND themselves
to great hieghts until they
explode in a frenzy of
naked virgins running around
impaling themselves upon the massive
unicorn horns amongst the
Dmf guys with their hands
supporting the jiggling, bouncing
bells and the santa hat
with white IZ_ balls
And mistletoe hanging up everywhere
so rampant tonsil hockey is
On the card for the dmfers
to enhance the celabratory guzzling
of fuel in their Monsters
and bent over the seat
with sexy bums.........
and bits exposed for all
To see her now waxed bits
all suitably perfumed and anointed
Body with lots and lots
of attention paid to the
Boobs, bum, and legs
and the bit in between [evil]
Which has a scar from
a certain mishap that
Only Julie can do then
wont be stopped from exhibiting
It al the time for the newby's
who salivate and......
Wonder what happened there
and marvel at the pert
Little feet and hands that
are capable of manipulating, large
Object into all sorts of
dark, tight orifices which causes
much pleasure to all concerned
With a merry Xmas and new year
bellowed at full volume while
Dancing around naked and waxed
and oiled up for action
With everyone to enjoy all
the rauchy and lewd debauchery
nudie underneath the mistletoe
with Signora showing how to
get the guys excited
on the almighty 250 that
Is so awesome and loud
and elementally stimulating in a
Long and enduring way that
makes one quiver and tremble
wondering what going to be next
and in what position its
going to end up being
performed for maximum stimulation and
to great height and lengths
of ecstatic, toe curling, shrieking
Pleasure while dancing naked on the
stage at the DMF swingers
To all take their time
viewing the bouncing and jiggling
He became disorientated and fell
goolies first into the mosh
Pit with 100 naked virgins
All wanting to jump each other
with their battery powered implements
that also glow in the dark
in flouro green
and pink and purple and red
nipple tassles which
swing up and down with the
Motion of the......
whole naked body being
rumped and bumped and bonked
And squeezed and touched
fondled and groped, probed and
Prodded until all was happy
and shaking with the effort
Of getting it on with
the randy multitudes of the
Virgins with they toys and
inflatable, lifelike, large insertables that
vibrate and rotate......
while twisting and kneading the
body chocolate all over
the computer desk and keyboard
for dragon to lick up
and smear all over crevices
of a early morning rising
for pre breakfast exercises which
Gets the guys going for
a stimulating experience with the
Naked virgins and the big bath
of jelly and KY for
A smooth and slippery game of
hide the pink, flesshy
Parts for vossy to
jiggle and show off for
Jukie as she misses him
but has made a return
with wares refurbished and polished
for the virgins to explore
all over his sexy smooth body
and neatly PLUCKED nether regions
Which gets them all excited
because the pain stimulates
those responsible for extraction
and application of stinging substances
To make things better
because bald's a horny look
Very very much so
wall to wall pink slippery
Silk and satin will make
a slippery surreal sensation on
The clothes of the virgins
before they are flung off
revealing a soft tight
packet of warm buns
that she only gets out
at every opportunity to tantalise
all you guys to keep
us begging for more and
until you need some lovin'
and rubbin' with "voyeuristic intenshun"
And lots of oils and lube
for the pelvic thruuuuusts (we need a singing smiley [thumbsup])
In and out in and out
gunna drive you insayayayayane
Until you scream for more
of the oily erotic fun
of slippin', slidin', gropin' and
eating their way to heaven
at the pearly gates with
all the chocolate you can eat
and stuff into various
places on the virgins
that will enhance the physical
attraction for the dmf guy to
exploe and deeply probe the
Toy blow up doll which vossy
has dressed in Ducati leathers
With a whip in hand
and cattle prod for extra
Stimulation to get the guys
more active and better able
To get moving onto a
twister mat with baby oil
and a mixed doubles format
Naked with drinks in hands
and each other of course
Twisting and turning upside down
and noses stuck in each
Other hand so that they
wont miss their spot while
They are playing catch me
with ya smooth oily arms
and strong, yet supple, long
Nail to dig deep into
that sensitive place, adjacent to
The bottom of the
virgins tight little butt and
a little below the IZ_
Legs which need to be
tended carefully, because the piercings
On there nipples are getting
sparky with static and manipulation
From the dmf guys who
adept at finger gymnastics which
Gets the virgins into a
orgasmic tremble which dragon loves
to watch on 'puter cam
Why they have a three some
with suitable props and instruments
and lots of lots of
buzzing noises emanating from the
Vibrating toy that the virgins
utilise in pursuit of their
naughty fantasies with Jukie and
extremely fertile imagination and inventiveness
of the Vossy and Dragon
in pursuit of their carnal
and all the money that
can buy the pleasure tthat
Get the guys nice and relaxed
but stimulated just the same
before we all get old
and start shooting blanks instead
Of getting on with the job
to populate the planet by
Next year with the virgins
leading the effort by jumping
Up and down in a jelly
between two luschious vixens
with large bouncing and jiggling
Bottoms that need alot
of oily slappin' and spankin'
to ride the buttock waves
and surf the spray from
All the angles of the
compass and available orifices that
Will fit in the new shed
with the comfy chair for
Working on the bikes
and admiring the monster view
of bumless workshop overalls and
a smooth waxed body with
special tool pouch that holds
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As listed in Acc & Mods
From all the angles of
penetration
for only 26.89! [thumbsup]
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All the bikes lined up
One review does say it is noisy, does this mean DB killers will have to be fitted?
Shit!
now I'm lost ??? ???
Jukie HEEEELLLLLP!!!
Lets see!! Now where the fark were we Vossy?? [roll]
Ummm!..............with the virgins astride the
Big loud monster and awaiting
the stimulating buzz of battery
powered appliance we call the
vibratory internal cavity stimulator that
The hot weather has done
Quote from: loony888 on January 28, 2011, 01:04:27 AM
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whats it like paul
carefully, effectively waxed boy bits
Which are sticking out
and pointing proudly at girly
Bits as they are excited
lubed and ready for action
On the slip and slide
into the virgins sexy nickers
With their bras hanging from
Nipples like bricky's thumbs
And her map of tassie
platted and macrame'd
Which would need to be waxed
and oiled to enhance
the soft corned beef curtains
which jukie starts licking
the sweet taste of the
icecream and strawberry flavour
of DMFs new sweet sensation
From their bottoms to their
front bottoms...........
good to see you back juls!!!!
with the chocolatey goodness dribbled
all over the soft smooth
waxed and suitably lubricated, pink
panther which is ready for
investigatory probings of the depths
of ones imagination which is
breeding ground of all sordid
ideas, which dragon and Jukie
continually strive to improve and
create laughter for all DMFers
with fantasy stimulation of the
naughty kind which we all
expect and await with anticipation
for the return of the virgins
With tassels and baby oil
covered and incredibly Hot bodies
while Heather and Jukie start
massaging and caressing their
legs and arms to get
primed for some naughty antics
with bum up stoppies and
all the good and naughty
bits exposed for all to
See, feel, lick, and play with
like silly putty!
and fully endowed Ken and Barbie
To play nude twister at
the hellfire club with honey
And sweet sweet strawberries
hidden in crevices.....
that are sliky smooth
and are delicately flavoured with
Melt hot body chocolate
and tastefully positioned, sticky toffee
On the tits of the
assembled virgins with the adhesive
Tape stuck to dragons
highly buffed and well lubricated
man hoody that he's wearing
On his crown jewels with
a tiara tickler strategically positioned
On jukie bottom for all
to marvel at and aim
With when they run naked
through the girlie shrubbery and
All the waxed bits for
slippery, backing it in fun
With all the alcohol beverages
lined up and ready to
Be consumed by all the
boozy, spirit fuelled party animals
Who want to play with
naked,lusty, wanton but mostly
The naked virgins dance around
with girlie bits jiggling and
The guy bits swaying
not for long!
or short, as the case
Is as it gets harder
Time to change the story [roll]
Mary had a little lamb [evil]
and couldnt stop it gruntin' [evil]
And fleece as white as snow [cheeky]
from all the pumpin!
Mary had a little lamb
with fleece as black as
Coal. Every time it farted
soot came out its hole!
All over Dragon :D
No no lets try this again [roll]
Mary had a little Lamb [evil]
Her fleece as white as snow
And every were that Mary went
horny kiwi's followed.......?
old mother hubbard went to
The footy eating her hotdogs
Smothered in sauce
in the teams change room
Little Jack Horner sat in the
office fiddlin' the books for
a freebie happy ending with
All the virgins running around
chasing Mary's little lamb's fluffy
Friend which has a waxed
area much admired by kiwis
Jack and Jill went up the
hill, both with a buck and a quarter.............
Jack went down
And broke his large hot
Thermos full of coffee ;D
Hickory Dickory Dock
The dog ran up the
credit card bill
Dickory Dickory Dock
Rob ran out in a frock
Jukie got a shock
to see him waving his
Dickery Dock
upright clock in front of........
little miss Muffet flashing her
Tuffet
With the 3 little bears
pumping Goldilocks' hot porridge with
Honey
and little Jack Horners finger
Sliding it way into all
Hot and sticky
bowls of steaming bear porridge
And jelly that the virgins
use for energy replenishment after
The hot spa with dragon
Jack and Jill threesome with
The three Bears
And 3 little pigs
all doing tha macarena and
Jelly wrestling
jukie and old mother hubbard
Start dancing the jig and
comparing utensils and attachments with
The leather suit that they
Lubricated generously in every little crease, for
RobS to clean off with his
extra large
substantial, intimidating, yet handsome
handlebar moustache
also suitably waxed ( [thumbsup] ) and tantalisingly
filmed by the bad Wolf
for a porno viewing on
youporn for all to see
There was a young girl from Nantucket
whose anatomy resembled a bucket
She got down on her knee's to
excite and to tease
the DMF boys huge nuggets
with sacks full of precious
Pearls
pearls of wisdom that enhance
the joy that men bring
to womens existences and lives
which is a very common
thing as women generally think
that it's all about them (I'm going to get in trouble for this)
Which is not my vossy
who crawls back under rock
And need a gentle spanking
in which he/I soooooooo love
And a nice big hug as well
From Snow White and
The 7 virgins naked in
Drag
On hot wet slippery nice
Vinyl
With black leather and lace
suitably lubed with Miss Muffets
pert little jugs of hot
whey spilling all over her
Tuffet
with lashings of man sausage
Note:( Rob, just a heads up- you need to add 5 WORDS OR LESS to the story if all possible) ;)
I don't make the rules, I just play by them ;D
Please continue
Quote from: vossy on May 04, 2011, 11:18:44 PM
Note:( Rob, just a heads up- you need to add 5 words to the story if all possible) ;)
I don't make the rules, I just play by them ;D
Please continue
psst ... thems rules is
5 words or less
Quote from: Betty on May 04, 2011, 11:28:07 PM
5 words or less
Thank you Betty for clearing that up ;)
Quote from: vossy on May 04, 2011, 11:18:44 PM
with lashings of man sausage
Please continue
With thick hot Gravy
And a lot of alcohol
for rubbing into tired muscles
And for using as a
emotional lubricant to uninhibit
the
Jukie and the rest of the bikes
For the seven Dwarfs to
Get out and about with
some snow white and a
Knight in shining armor
astride his white monster with
A whip in one hand
and battery powered sensory stimulator
inserted up sleeping beauty's
woolly jumper which covered the
Flung over his shoulder while
the Dopey dwarf got Grumpy
All happy about the virgins
examined by doc and sleepy
whoa then got Bashful and
Dopey and Grumpy all aroused to
All have a party at
Little Red riding hoods spa ,sauna and hot tub with
the wolfs large, big bad
Only 5 word robS naughty
hairy, substantial and intimidating .....................tail
spank RobS, spank RobS, spank
bugger this! I'm behaving myself!! [evil]
No dragon don't do that
for Jukie I will misbehave [evil] [thumbsup]
Harder robs and dragon hmmmm
turns his other cheek to Jukie
And all the other virgins
for suitable attention to the
Nice smooth soft firm little
buns that protrude from the
Tiny tiny tiny g string
that inserts itself into the
Nice neat, waxed, soft and
Envelope of hot juicy
Soup which keep them warm
And stimulated for there next
course of the fleshy feast
With fresh fruit and chocolate
atop lashings of whipped cream
With icing sugar and a
cherry suitably positioned in the
Top of the virgins hot
pink, pert, and flesh coloured
nanna's undies
(cold spoon for you naughty people) ;D
which are all crusty and................... (Its only yer dirty mind 2D's [thumbsup] )
Are off then g sting on
for poppa to chase and
Play naked twister with all
the grey rinses from bingo
And the virgins and jukie
see their future if they
Started to dance to the
"knees up Mother Brown" naked
And to start kissing the
wrinkly skin of the old
Dog and cat from the
bingo parlour where old farts
Try and win a big
fat meat platter that excites
All the dmf guys to
arc up the barbie for
their chubby wagu beef snags
and sizable meat balls
Which need sucking till
they explode with a load
Of meat and juicy sauce
with the sesame seed bun
And Smooth creamy mayionase
Smoothed over the body of
the smoothly waxed
beef patties
and the long soft legs
which wrap tightly around
The neck of dragon, vossy
who breathe through their ears
and use their tongue to
exfoliate the wrinkles......
and crevices that occur in
All the parts of the
anatomy of the human
reproductive organs...........
technical eh!?
and their applicable fleshy coverings
To keep them warm for
all sorts of ministrations from
Pole dancing to jelly wrestling
and jukies favorite," nude twister"
as a warm up for nude synchronized swimming ;D
in a tank of jelly
with tubs of KY for
Slip sliding away
and friction reduction when probing
In and out in and
around the chocolate starfish which
Is sitting on the bellies
of the exhibitionist ladies with
Their naked boobs moving with
the rhythm of "tequila"
slammers as they bare their
Bottom to everyone until the
salt and lemon run out
So out come the chocolate
Bavarian mud cake which is
Made with lot of alcohol
to enhance the flavour and
reduce inhibitions so..........
to get the thighs................
Rubbed down so they are
flappin' and jigglin' with the
Tassels on the end of
nipples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For all to see when
all of a sudden................
appearing from under the sheets
Jukie pops her head out
with her face covered in
what looks like a load of
Wet thick warm hot
banana custard which she
Sucks on until it goes
down her throat
Into her belly until it
hit bottom and mixed with
a side order of meatballs
and a large black pudding
which was a bit
politically incorrect for use in
all the rooms and all
the crevices, orifices that need
All of care and attention
so to prepare for intense
whipping of the young virgins
And waxing from jukie
waxer and mistress of discipline
and to sooth it all
with salty goanna oil applied
To the legs, arms and
the soft girlie bits and
to produce arousing, stinging sensations
After being so cold
but never fridgid, for romping
Around in her black lace
gloves that match the
The dress that she is
covering her mangina
and is easily removed for
mangina ? WTF??
Quote from: loony888 on May 28, 2011, 07:50:11 PM
mangina ? WTF??
Yup, I thought that too but decided I didnt want to know!? [evil] [roll] ???
And to get rid of
cobweb build up due to
Lack of use of the
flange and associated surrounding
Which makes the guys all
weak at the spigot and
Makes them what to do
interactions with flanges and spigots
To all the girls in
the KY quality control section
Where the virgins work till
the DMF party begins
With all the alcohol being
mixed in a HUGE vat
of red aeroplane jelly
impregnated with multicoloured M&M's that
eventually pop out of jukies...............
Scar for all to eat
and deposit in each others
Belly button until they all
run into the crevices of
All the girls and guys
who fondle around in darkness
for the hiding places of
All the virgins nude bits
which are nice and smooth
After a full body wax
and application of suitably scented
Soap and bubble bath
to cleanse the sweaty, sticky
Toffee and the honey
which dragon applied earlier
to attempt to "sweeten" the
deal he has with Jukie
and her entourage of wanton
When she has the energy
for the exhibitionistic performances to
Swing by with her hair
packed neatly in a jar
For all to play with
and plait for use as
All kind of nude activities
and swinging from certain structures
In the back yard until
the bloody rain starts falling
AGAIN, so riding is screwed
again like jukies young virgins
which is wishful thinking by
Heather happy birthday girlie
with hugs and kisses
from all the girls and guys
who, on such occasions behave
With the up most FUN
and debauchery in mind to
Play in hot body chocolate
with a feather implement for
Teasing all the guys to
give them THE itch that
Make them all shake and
tremble at the knees and
Get all excited and make a
beeline for the tissues to
Whip up the mess from
the drunken food fight that
They had with the naked
Jenny Craig calender girls which
Were playing in the jelly
and belly flopping on the
biggest badest DMFer which is ......................
huge, with a "babies arm"
Size doodle which is
still too small for certain
virgins who frequently play around
with large, oversized, latex
Gloves to make sure that
all implements are sterile for
The play time with the
vee twin powered sibian that
Flys through the air at
warp 10, Thankyou Mr Spock
Until all the virgins
feel the need, the need
For sex sex sex
and them some more
warp factor 10 action
which friction melted the latex
Chocolate coated large smooth
phallus like appendages that stand
to attention at the sight
of a bevvy of pulsating
Battery operating device with a
vast array of stimulatory attachments
To sooth all the body
parts that get rigid with
The big effort from the
hordes of nubile DMF maidens
Who are all dressed up
commando style with camo g-Bangers
And a whip in hand
for disciplining miscreant Monster riders
who are too busy working
constructing diabolically ingenious disciplinary contraptions
which the DMF girls will
employ with great enthusiasm on
their return
to WHIP the DMF Brethren
Into action for some lovin
shovin' and pushin' with extra
Hot melted chocolate and
"WHIPPED" cream and bananas for
hot fudge sundaes
To be smeared all over the
The delicate parts of
Ryans back and legs for
the DMF virgins to lick
and use their fingers to
Draw a picture of a
huge , pinkish impression of a
Pig with it's large
wet, dripping, pink, fleshy.......................snout
And the cute little tail
which looks uncannily like a
Little small spring coil
attached to a thickish latex
gear nob named bruce
with his cheesy porn mo
and extremely poor storyline for
The virgins to come back
and perform for the assembled
DMF faithful who are waiting
rigid with anticipation of wild anyics
From everyone who wants to
have jollies with happy endings
With lots of alcohol and sweet
nothings, empty and hungry for more
spankings please
with a wet shoelace and comfy
Pillow to rest the
hips upon for better elevation
sturdy, focussed, the eunuch presses
against the throbbing, pulsating, vibrating ......................................(Hey AB 4 to 5 words only!! [thumbsup] )
Fixed, thanks for the heads up [thumbsup]
No probs AB, its not easy keeping ones "rudeness", "crudeness" and "vulgarity" to 4 to 5 words!!? [evil] [cheeky]
Toys that jukie has given
to the virgins for use
so betty can have a rest
from his organ playing and
playing bongos on jukies............buttocks [thumbsup]
and naked slapdancing without lederhausen
While it is still burnt
caramel that causes
The nice taste of it
when smeared all over the
Naked virgins legs and
caramel filled belly button
which oozes into all other
Holes for all to lick
and dip their pink
Hair in the all the
sticky residue left over from
All the waxing that was
necessary as the hirsuteness was
So so soft and very
long and badly needed removing
By dragon, bossy and
any and all female participants
All had a good time
wiggling, jiggling, touching and feeling
Dragon waxed back and
nether regions that were prickly
So it is smooth to touch
not rough on the tongue
And taste so sweet and
doesnt expand the girth of
All the virgin when
fully packed with the large
Blown up doll to fulfill
the latex and vinyl need
that many of us endure
with hidden enthusiasm and active
minds deciding what to do
with the rubbery, latex
Pops and it start to
vibrate with increasing frequency and
Getting all the virgin excited
and salivating at the promise
That there with be waxing
of cracks, backs and sacks
And the map of tassie
must not be left out
to suntan otherwise it will.............
look oversize like a peeled
Watermelon, coconut, pineapple, rock melon
or even a noice peach
As jukie wants someone to
administer some suitably stimulatory jigglatory
To put a smile on her
sensuous, provocatively pursed wet
Lips as she smiles at
the large, pink, massively impressive
Pig that was seen doing
the macarena with a drunk
Jukie hold his ears and
rubbing his loin chop with
Apple sauce and lots of
allspice flavoured lubricant for extra
time for Luke to get
a shot at the world
of Jukies Virgins debauchery
And the waxing of the
hirsute parts of the lower
Spinocerebella tract, because of a substantial
increase testosterone production which induced
A lot of play time
for the upstanding Forum menfolk
To see all the virgins
in their waxed and WET
Bikini with the ducati logo
covering the VW bonnet
And to let the boobies
jiggle, wiggle and bounce with
The music from the jukebox
and thigh slapping of the
Hips against the slippery
jelly covered wrestling ring with
Lots of small bikini bottoms and
other jelly smeared jiggly
gravity defiant milk cannons
which are thrust into the
mouths of the DMF guys
to stop them from lingually
and drooling all over the [drool]
freshly waxed, nipple pink coloured
bags of fairy floss covered
in chook feathers inserted in
the waxed orifice of a...
homosapien of the opposite sex
in which fluctuations in temperament
are best not discussed publicly
As Betty is so shy
and deeply concerned with retribution from...
she who looks after me
and also she who...
also MUST be obeyed or
the crack of a whip
across bare buttocks will be
Done very softly and with
much inflicting of delicious agony
With the chocolate coated
hands of absolute pleasure
inducing implements of latex construction
Which was wrapped around
dragon handel bar for
easy access and operation for
A lot of fun with
new batteries......
or suiable twelve volt transformer
That's feeds power to the odd looking
but wonderously stimulating, latex
rubber chicken stashed in the ...............
dirty big red air box
without the frilly knickers that
Get in the way of
access to the pink
Slippery, wet, hot , large
meaty, subtly perfumed, well manicured
Toes that are waiting for
insertion into a suitable
Glass slipper which was lost
when the frivolities got enthusiastically
And threw it away into
the jumbled tangle of bodies
Who are wanting to dance
in a group, horizontal tango
or the two up worm dance
with appropriate music and encouragement
contributing to crescendo of
slapping, sweating, heaving, convulsing
twisting and writhing and moaning
groaning, spasming orgasmic twitching and
obscene pleasure with more panting and puffing and at last
Quote from: luke1100evo on October 28, 2011, 01:21:19 AM
obscene pleasure with more panting and puffing and at last
Naughty!! You are getting carried away here!! Jukie will be forced to discipline you severely!! [evil] [cheeky]
4 words minimum, 5 words Max! [thumbsup]
now lets see!!
reaching a crescendo of raucous
Quote from: dragonworld on October 28, 2011, 01:45:10 AM
Naughty!! You are getting carried away here!! Jukie will be forced to discipline you severely!! [evil] [cheeky]
4 words minimum, 5 words Max! [thumbsup]
Sorry officer [leo] I was only 5 words over [evil], I assure you It will not happen again... [roll]
Obnoxiously loud screaming for more
disciplinary floggings with the wet
And sticky cylindrical
apparatus suitably positioned for maximum
Groaning as we slip into
the studded leather harness that
Is black with lace and
attachment points for straps and
Hooks to hang them up
for physical stimulation or torture
Methods that accommodate multiple
bodies in various states of
pleasure while enjoying Jukies hospitality
of leather and voltage induced
Kisses all over the boys
Who participate in the act
of wanton, naked, lascivous debauchery
while two up on the monster
face to face at steady
As she goes captain for we
are the only intelligent life
That want to do the tango
horizontally, vertically, inverted and vigorously
To get the blood pumpin'
and the hormones racin'
For a night of hot
poker hands and large
Kegs of alcohol for some
intense brain cell destruction and
various drinking games involving the
beer bong and yard glass
with full shot glasses for
toasting to the health of
assembled virgins that Jukie
Has gathered to play twister
in the jelly lined
long, rubbery, latex coated
Pool which also had in it
short and curlies from unwaxed
Brazilian Beauty's with
The smooth soft tan gentle
and talent that goes
On between the virgins and
the DMF brethren who trim
The hair to make things
more easy to swap between
the front and back
And to taste the sweetness
of the menthol Cigarettes on her
Yucky cigarettes more like alcohol
induced haze that created
The scene for a lot of
discussion that was focussed on
The naked virgin running around
the dance room floor while
Jukie start up the naked twister
after only ten
Minutes of waxing and all
the other preparation that goes
On for the soft touch
of the KY covered attachment
that used for intense
Vibration and stimulation of
the crusty roadmaker's pneumatic drill
Which is used to clean
scabrous chunks of detritous off
The old and well used
implement must not be
safety tagged by Jim's electrical
lest it will be deemed
excessively frayed and likely to
Too fast for the boys
to keep up with while
Jukie gets twisted up into
a position that shows all
Her sexy bits that has
the assembling throng marvelling at
Her body until the boys
lose control and mount their
Bikes for a ride to
heaven and back with pleasure
And then the dmfers
handed out the pleasure ribbed
Pole for the pole dancing
exhibition and stimulation competition that
Show all the g strings
and tie side bikinis.......
With baby oil smoothed all
over the freshly trimmed
Grass with mature bindii
and types of stinging nettle
With all the virgin lined
up for their turn at
Kissing all the dmf guys
from head to toe and
some horizontal folk dancing
performed to a tempo that
Was so quick that their
latex accessories were smoking and
Their clothes was just falling
away in torn shreds as
Dragon eyes open wider
when the virgins attend to
All his needs with a
wanton enthusiasm that shows their
Whole bodies and mke them
quiver with anticipation of what's...............
Is going to be coming
'round the mountain
Then all of a sudden
someone flings open their coat
To show all the guys
the elephants trunk that swings
through the trees
with large dangling coconuts
and curly husks that need
That the girls all like too
roll and fondle while playing
lawn bowls and making
crocheting red willy warmers for
for the pending cold..
crack that will feel very
Nice and soft and warm
not to mention quite moist
like sock full of vomit
Which was washed down the
bidet while scraping off the
hot sticky wax from the
pink and brown most sensitive
Parts of the body of
well exercised and very buff
So all the virgins lined up
waiting for their turn at
the nipple piercing championships
and Prince Albert competition which
Let's dragon, vossy, and Luke
ensure the correct positioning
and insertion of the rigid
Condom that is wait for
a suitable moist, dark, pulsating
Tree that is waiting to be
"chopped" and made into a
Nice little hot warm fire
suitable for roasting
A lamb with all the
essential spices including the very
special kiwi spiced sheep
And some nice tender
loins from the lower
regions of the fleece covered
Mrs santa claus suit
which exposes her frilly
Neckline for the guys to
deposit ice cubes and their
Xmas present down the top
of the bottom region which
Get her all excited and
ready to enjoy extreme
naked underwater, shark burlying and
Underwater cave diving in the
seldom explored depths of the
unfathomable, perverted imaginations of
the members of the fairer
haired variety with paraprosdokians aplenty
And lot of virgins to
call a spade a spade when
The naked jelly dancing and
other slippery joviality's lead to
more paraprosdokians (love that word)
And fun with the guys
who began to sing..."on the 12th day of xmas"....
My true love gave to me
12 fully customized Ducati Monsters
11 carbon pieces
10 more horsepower
9 cable ties
9 new rear tyres
8 golden inches oops finches oh damm Turtle doves
7 horny virgins
6 rampant willies
5 maids in lacy lingerie
4 boobs a'jigglin'
3 is not a crowd [evil]
2....I forget what 2 is....
and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Monster in a forum tree
Very good guy well played
and eloquently displayed by
the peacocks
feathery butts and breasts which
Are all different colours
Jingle bells :D
Jingle Bells..
Batman smells and robin
Gives good
hand shandies to
All the reindeers and
Highway patrol officers chasing
The good people of ozmo land
who always pay their
dues and are not some type
reckless outlaw gang who
Go out to ride dangerously
on any given Sunday when
We all know they are angels
and law abiding most of
No all of the time [evil]
only when Plods are watching
Which can spoil things for
the majority that behave themselves
except for when they
Feel the need to
be naughty by causing
All the virgin to take off
from the lights
and unknowingly riding
Into the Xmas snow that
Because Rob s said so :-X
and flaunt their naked charms
For the new year and
and performances into the
Pole dancing competition to start
gyrating
rotating, upended and open for
a spit roast
with a well oiled and
Waxed legs for the virgins
to kick about and show the
Dmf guys how it is all
coiffed, powdered, patted and posed
And when the grand opening
happens and the exotic dancers
take of all their clothes
and jiggle and flap their
Arms about for the great
exhibition of fleshy, motorcycling delights
of nude stunt riding
with leather strapped on the
Bum chaps for all to
tug and toy and sloooowly
Remove while the virgin watch
and keep time by slapping
Dragon and loony and Vossy
across their bare and waxed
Legs and front bottoms to
give easier friction free access
To the glorious parts for
extreme stimulation of the sensitive
Skin and the big wet
pulsating, pumping and tremor producing
cachinnations amongst the virgins...
in response, the DMF lads
Which leave Luke so exhausted
from three weeks holidays
of intense drinking and debauchery
which is a great way to
live until eventually
the missus cries enough pisspot
And get into bed and
keep yer hands to yourself
As I'm trying to sleep
so go and have a
Cold shower to settle your
nervous tension which threatens to
Go on the rampage when
activated by a willing female
Who is likely to take
extra liberty's with the member
Of the loud exhaust forum
and extreme lubricant thread for
Time to go to work
on the extra long
arm of the law
That dishes hard justice to those
who ride motorcycles and
Look like they are having fun
especially when they ride
the MONSTER, like the virgins
And have a big smile
while enjoying the bumping and
Pumping of the virgins errrrr
ample womanly charms and shapely
Boobs and bums to get
the swinging party jumping and
Clapping for more pole dancing
and naked twister championships to
Get the guys all excited
and be willing participants to
Rub baby oil all over
potentially friction damagable soft parts
To make it feel much better
during the jumping, bumping and
Throwing of all the wonderful
oils. lotions and slippery applications
With the guys rubbing down
the virgins ample assets and
Licking the hot melted chocolate
that has been drizzled over
The naked bottoms of the
targets of the wanton frivolities
Motor bikes who are awaiting
the cunning stunts while riding
whilst slightly affected by
easily obtainable illicit materials that
that create illusion's of...
reality and size of certain
Male parts that the virgins
love to cuddle and smear
All of their kisses
all over the available members
To make them all fell
trees
and bushy untrimmed shrubbery that
Has grown over the times
into sturdy and solid
brazilian runway the extends lengthways
And need to be waxed
often to keep it attractive
so we can see the light?
glistening on the moist pink
Towel that the guys use
to wipe fuel spills off
All the bike just so
skin doesnt get irritated and
Make it easy to jump
for joy over the
smoking hot, carbon fibre, adjustable
Which get the virgins all
a twitch with eager anticipation
To play naked twister with
with the well lubricated and
Painted faces with a ducati
Logo tattoo'd on their left
Bum cheek to show them
The moon is high and
reflects the gleam from the
Waxed front bottom as
the piercings jingle in time
With jingle bells jingle bells
bits swinging to and fro
To get all the guys to
pelvic thrust the time warp
And to let it all hang
down below the knees which
Gets jukie ready for some
rootin' tootin' wet and wild............
slippin' slidin', squelchin' squirmin'
Jelly fight with the virgins
naked elderly mothers who are
Very strong and ready to
command the younger DMF
with their vast knowledge of
Girls and virgins and how to
maintain the extremely pleasurable
Time they all have together
in the warm jelly filled
With hot melted body chocolate
with lashings of sweet, smooth
Honey and lots of sherbet
to make vigins bits fizz
Up and get all excited
and start foaming all over
the silky soft exotic shag
pile lined bikini bottoms that
tickle and vibrate upon every
convulsive movement and twitch that
Makes the shed look
like a shed
where she used to imagine
but it is almost reality
shangri-la in colourbond....
and handcuff attachment points for
The way they are used
with feathers and other ticklers
or even the whole chook
To get all the guys
suitably primed for a really good
Piss up before the pole dancing
and drunk nudie run competition
round the gymkhana track......
For the virgins to get ready
for defrocking! ........at last
as they have had too
wax and lube up for
The final coutdown to the
new shed shananigans with burnt
Bacon and eggs with lots
of saucy onions with cremated
Sausages for the unexpected visitors
who lob with dry throats
Wanting a drink or two
of jukies favorite beverage
To get them all going
rubber legged and woozy
And boozy with all the
fruit punch consumed and the
Music to start pumping
and stimulate the multitudes to
Get dancing and singing
and carbon ingesting from the
Large hot throbbing red
barbecue plate which sears dead
Roos, snakes, foxes and
other selected road kill from
The long long road to
the new shed from
Where all the dmfers
will congregate to perform rites
of passage for juke
so she can assume the
Pole dancing position for the
sheds structural strength assessment by
Basting the pole with chocolate
and other suitable lubricant like
Virgin olive oil and the
strawberry flavoured, extremely slippery and
Taste like chocolate and
does the sensory lubrication admirably
By wait for the next
exciting instalment of Jukies ........
Little adventure to the
quaking land of the Ducati
Which just can't stop
rockin' and rollin' with Jukie
As she drives on by
the Ducati "ADULT TOY" shop
And wonders what she can
utilise for later frivolities
On the Segway tour
with drunken two wheeled
misdemeanors including crashing into me
because Betty was in the way
and Jukie's sense of direction
Was to avoid the van
but to flatten her mate
cos he shouldn'ta been in
close proximity to the lunatic
Now we are in the city
that shakes
rattles and rolls in time
For the ducati museum closed
anable to show off special
Bikes. Instead went ducati clothes shopping
for skimpy, revealing, sexy red
stuff bought from kiddies section
because they fit Betty better
And now for more shopping
for leather and other seductive
gear with mesh inserts
and special padding for more
Ventilation when riding in summer
and bouncing on the
Cobble stone when going to
local boozer for vino and
pizza (vino by the jug)
with red noses all round
For jukie only and now
for milano
For more Segway and some
spending, eating, drinking with emphasis
on olive oil for........... ;D
suitable flavouring of the
Italian guys to Touch up
... or be touched up by
female tourists that cant keep
Their body to herself until
Betty cries out with exhaustion
Saying enough is enough and
Jukie secretly searches for more
raunchy and dubious locations of
Vino rosso to get her
loobed up for action
With all the guys to
trample the rosso grapes for
Jukie to lick off the
spigot of the barrel that
drips like a well used
dispenser of delectable alchoholic beverages
With all the guys from
the DMF worldwide
to party hearty and consume
Lots of alcohol tonight
from, glasses, mugs amd buckets
And with a million of other
drunken Ducatisti, guzzling vino rosso
And dancing all night with
scantily clad, nubile and anorexic
Strippers which were too young
but not innocent the way
jukie likes em
so she can lead them
into damnation for
ever and ever ahmen, so
Into a frenzy of pole dancing
and naked handstanding that
Has got her moving on
rollerskates in her
drunken vino rosso stupor which
heightened by her limoncello dessert
encouraged her to behave with
gay abandon
To any guy she sees
in a WDW shirt
and a large vessel full
of sudsy beer!
to replace the winey taste
And the jet lag
with psychedelic colours
and suitable sleeping medicine for
The next few days
to prepare for the slog
Which didn't work and now
facing the drudgery of
Work and a lot to catch
and do wicked things with
while trying to keep warm
and IZ_
Until the next waxed session
where everything will smooooth out
And feel soft and fre of
wiry yogi bears which itch
And wake people up to
scratch their itch with rubbing
Up against a firm, hard
moulded, extruded and suitably shaped
Boobs from all the virgins
with their silicone, shapely, prosthetic
Hips that the guy hang
their used, sticky, once rigid
Motorcycle gloves for some
leather rubbing and oiling for
Lubrication and slipperiness
that assists with the operation
Of the battery hand operated
vibratory, relaxing shoulder massaging
That every girls needs
after a hard afternoon of
hair colouring and nail painting
So she can get ready
for a celebratory chat and
With some pain killers
for an overused, aching liver
Or to help me to walk
after becoming exhausted
from the ambulance ride
to the rehabilitation clinic which
used a vodka drip
to flush the red wine and
bolognese sauce
From her to busted knees
which copped a flogging doing
The bike slide down the
large slippery chrome pole
To get all fixed up
and ready for more shenanigans
Which might take a while
because the physical stress is
All too much at the
present so romping must be
Done very slowly and
with great care not to
Bust and more parts
because rebuilds are expensive and
And may not be allowed
for body parts that
are used and abused when
jukie is having some
heavy stimulatory extreme rumpy pumpy [evil]
Massagers for her full body
stocking which has
specially fashioned and strengthened gussets
So the guys can't get
to ripping and tearing
All the clothes off the
clothes line so they can
Start getting dressed for turismo
in their finery made of
Black leather and lace
reinforced Bumless chaps
With a whip in one hand
and a long, wide silicon
Broom stick in the other
hand that can be used
to poke and prod
To get ll the guys
to perform acts of
Nudity and flexibity of their
specialist straddling skills of their
rowboats and rubber ducks
so as not to get
Friction burn on their
knees again
and not to forget, elbows
And the palms of the
hands which restrict handling of
The big hot hard red
frankfurter that comes with onions
to make eyes water
When the girls suck on
the red tip where the
Sticky creamy warm liquid
mustard, mixed with fried onions
And with a lot of vino
to wash it down smooth
And some lemonchello afterwards
to cleanse the palate and
Make to me fly home
to see all the
Pretty stars in the sky
from the southern hemisphere and
To help her find her
stuffed rubber chicken....
and battery powered feather duster
that rotates and pulses.....
to the gyrations of the
Hips to get the girls
warmed up and primed for
Lots of pole dancing
and stripped down jelly
For Brian, Dez, Paul, RobS
who are the main instigators
For all the nude dancing
and naked cavorting with the
Virgins virgins and more virgins
to deflower
the poor innocent DMF members
the poor innocent DMF members
To get the party started
and the disrobing commencing
As jukie rides naked
except for her spankin' red
Ducati bikini to keep her
modesty
relatively, sorta, maybe, kinda intact
With all the bikes in
single file stretching all the
Way across the harbour bridge
and up to the east
Out to the monster beach party
with the virgins displaying their
Waxed bits to all who
prefer the smooth, pink, fleshy
620 gotta love this page
even if its a 618
which is after all two
beers short of a six-pack.....
And as we move on
toward the climax of
A better day and sunshine
without annoying pains in the
knees.........
And to just go with the
flow and roll with what
momma gave ya
and the assets that attract
All my mates to be
deflowered by numerous, insatiable naked
Vossy that has been missing
from regular debaucheries for
A long time so where is
he loitering with intent to
Come back and play with
the virgins with assorted apparatus
So the guys can see up
his kilt and check out
What's going on under there
and hanging and swinging
In tune with jingle bells
and various piercings that enhance
The stimulation of the
rubber chicken
With 7001 post to her
special facebook account where she
Gets on and goes for
the purv on the hot
Looking animal that dragon
leads around on a leash
With the snake in tow
to slither into a dark
Furry hole which contains
yummy flavoured, tasty morsels and
Lots of warm smooth soft
pink and delightfully moist
marshmallows in hot chocolate
covered, smothered and dripping with
Lots of bananas and strawberries
for delicious consumption and other
Type of playful things with
that make such things pleasurable
So they all started to
activate the aerosol cream cans
To spray the naked virgins
over all the girlie bits
And to watch the guys
run amok with the creamy
Foamy and tasty bits of
marshmallow which was extracted from
Inside the virgins sweet box
of goodies that attract the
Guy to go back for
seconds for more delights of
All the lollies he could
cram into his swollen bulging
Mouth which make him feel
full and in need of
Some warm melted chocolate
liberally applied to all parts
For him to lick off
and enjoy the mixed flavours
With lots of strawberries and cream
with large latex implements that
Help serve all the others
requirements, needs, fetishes and imaginative
To get them in the mood
for playing call of duty
To get the virgins excited
when stripping down for another
Pole dancing show from the
renowned DMF nudie bar that
dispenses feathers for
suitable application to various bodily
Part of all the virgins
which makes them walk
Like they have had a
long horse ride.....
backwards without saddle over a
wonky suspended bridge
with one missing horseshoe which
Made the virgins bum
bruise like a spanking would
For the guys to rub
goanna oil into for extra
Stimulation and a smooth ride
to enhance the experience of
A life time for all
taking part in the
Nude twister with the
rubber chicken and the
feather duster with the latex
gimp suit
and ball gag
and ornate nipple clamps to
chain the dirty girls
tops and bottom bits together
Whilst poring honey all over
the bumps and clefts of
The naked virgins large
ASSets and other large protrusions
Which gets all the dmfers
hot to sample the tastes
Of the honey pot with
appropriate sensitivity and appreciation of
How the pole dancer do
hang on without using hands
Or their legs and what
appears to be suction only
From the hips down
to the very tips of
Their toes to show how
they exercise those muscles that
Keep them fit and
the pleasurable sensations very intense
Friction off the back and
and forward motion with pelvic
Thrust and to get the
traction for the action pushing
And pulling to get the
jiggly bits jumpin' and
And moving to the sound
of the slow clapping of
The guys who want to
see the action from the
Naked mud wrestling with
dominatrix overtones and lots of
Time away and now back
bringing sexyback
And all sort of naughty
behaviour with pink...
Ribbons and lot of
Warm body chocolate
For all to enjoy whilst
All the dmfers are watching
The naked virgins being used
To work on the bikes
And keep them running
For the next ride
to hell and back with
The naked bike wash
with nubile, naked, soapy and
Smooth skinned virgins lining up
to be suitably manipulated and
tickled with feathered...
pink, rubbery, and flexible
Put into position before
the REAL stimulatory frolics begin
Over and over again
to ease and soothe the
Body of all the virgins
of tension, anxiety and wanton
To make them all relax
and remove all their lacy
lingerie, fnar fnar!!
To show off all the
normally hidden pinkish fleshy attributes
that never see the sun,
because nighttime frolics are requently
in the hot tub.....
with suitably waterproof lubricants and
edible undies
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Not this thread again [puke] [laugh]
yes, indeed ... because Jukie's back
So you all better watch
out! and it's about bloody time! where have you been young lady?
and don't say working!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xUcki_CRR-A (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xUcki_CRR-A)
Quote from: Two dogs on March 27, 2014, 02:09:16 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Not this thread again [puke] [laugh]
ditto
Hey hey hey hey hey
Wanted Easy Trailer
if any knows of used one for sale...
Thanks
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkbVHKnUOGeLxqRsQFiNZEZ_T1RXDzw1A96K44Fm8EPrSHJ9qY)
I know of some trailer trash.................... if that 's of help
[evil]
(http://i885.photobucket.com/albums/ac55/braando54/011-4.jpg)
I love a good thread sabotge
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Oh Hi Sir Rob
when did you get in the tub .
Rob you say,,,,?
Saw him on his bike earlier actually............ [roll]
(http://i885.photobucket.com/albums/ac55/braando54/70250_zps13183b59.jpg)
Stop thread jacking, as it gets slippery
Jeez is that a crack in his turbo... :o
sorry Jules I just couldn't resist... [bang]
Geoff... [coffee]
As we get back to the topic
does this actually have a topic ?
felt a tingling around the.........
area that needs lots
Of attention and kisses
and then move to
KTM
the Mooney Mooney
Bridge where the guys
frolic and cavort rampantly with
themselves
congregate to show off their
there ktm weaponry and
hero members smeared with the
best synthetic oil for better
friction reduction of the spigot
plunger which needs to be
suitably lubricated to keep it
Nice and east to get the
crank pulsing and throbbing with
All that is going on
with the reciprocating, throbbing of
All the guys hard red
rods and cranks thrusting up
And down and in and
all around the soft pink
fairy floss with toffee apples
and covered with sticky, glutinous
For Jukie to lick off
her plate after eating the
two red toffee apples Fnaar fnaar :o
that adorned the sexy front
Of my mate Vossy
and poked out over the
erected pole in my
Anormously large and comfortable
fur lined and heated
Blankets to hide the nude
sexy bike bits from
All the ozmonster guys
standing with their impressive
set of huge round
masculine in their impressive dimensions
Of Brian's and Robs loving
and sparkling repartee that requires
Thread title amended so that the fragile may better understand what they're wandering into.
Carry on (mindful of the line you're treading).
Hmmmm! In your endo?? Italian Suppository? [evil]
i'm not game to play anymore.... the fun police might ban me
Quote from: loony888 on August 17, 2015, 01:53:11 AM
i'm not game to play anymore.... the fun police might ban me
Five words mate, not ten! [laugh]
Quote from: GK on August 17, 2015, 03:03:21 AM
Five words mate, not ten! [laugh]
Twelve words, a bigger fail ;D
Epic fail on my counting!!!!
Can't believe I missed it!
Quote from: loony888 on August 17, 2015, 01:53:11 AM
i'm not game to play anymore.... the fun police might ban me
I'll point out that the "Fun Police" :P ....had this to say:
Quote from: ungeheuer on August 14, 2015, 09:53:15 PM
Carry on (mindful of the line you're treading).
However.... I have since received a number of PMs and comments from members in regard to what
they see as the inappropriate nature of this thread.
So I'm Hitler if I lock it or remove it.....
And I'm presiding over "dual-standards" if I allow the..... suggestive innuendo (some have gone so far as to call it wank-porn) to continue.
And yes. That was more than five words.
:-\
You could lock it Ung...
Then another could be opened...
Without the w@$# p0%£ content...
You're moderating though, not me...
It's your call to make...
And you're certainly not Hitler! 😘
Quote from: ungeheuer on August 17, 2015, 07:20:13 AM
However.... I have since received a number of PMs and comments from members in regard to what they see as the inappropriate nature of this thread.
So I'm Hitler if I lock it or remove it.....
And I'm presiding over "dual-standards" if I allow the..... suggestive innuendo (some have gone so far as to call it wank-porn) to continue.
And yes. That was more than five words.
:-\
Political correctness shits me to tears, this thread has been around longer than lots of members in here and while i'm respectful of being polite and courteous to all forum members there's no pornography in here, it's just lighthearted humour. I would suggest it's the dirty minds reading what they want to read into it, and that's fine, if they're offended by suggestible tongue in cheek humour they can always not open the thread again. While they're at it they can go get a life raining on somebody else's parade.
It's like the Mardi-Gras, it's not to everyones taste but if you're easily offended don't go and don't watch it on TV, there's much more offensive behaviour celebrated in the public streets than has ever been even subtly suggested in here.
Truly pathetic.
As with ALL Forums/Social Media you have the option to NOT open it if you think it will offend your delicate sensibilities! Yes?? [roll] [laugh]
Next thing it will be that the emoticons have Devil Worship, Alchohol consumption and other "Perceived" antisocial meanings and portrayals! [evil] [drink] [beer] [wine] [shot] [thumbsup]
QuoteI assume you were talking about the story time thread ... which is full of childish innuendo. But the point is that it is contained to the one thread and easily avoided (I'm sure most do).
I have no interest in this thread so I don't read it.
Quotethis thread has been around longer than lots of members in here and while i'm respectful of being polite and courteous to all forum members there's no pornography in here, it's just lighthearted humour. I
Very true.
Quote from: loony888 on August 17, 2015, 11:04:39 PM
Political correctness shits me to tears, this thread has been around longer than lots of members in here and while i'm respectful of being polite and courteous to all forum members there's no pornography in here, it's just lighthearted humour. I would suggest it's the dirty minds reading what they want to read into it, and that's fine, if they're offended by suggestible tongue in cheek humour they can always not open the thread again. While they're at it they can go get a life raining on somebody else's parade.
It's like the Mardi-Gras, it's not to everyones taste but if you're easily offended don't go and don't watch it on TV, there's much more offensive behaviour celebrated in the public streets than has ever been even subtly suggested in here.
Truly pathetic.
I really couldn't give a fat rat's one way or the other.
Except to say discussion about this thread is beginning to take up way too much of my attention.
So how about those of you who are affronted by the likelihood of smutty content take notice of the amended thread title and preserve your modesty by not visiting. And those of you for whom this is....er.... quality time.....
Just get on with it [roll].
And stick to five words!
In uniform with whip he . . . . ;D
dragged the leathery tip along
To try and make all
keep sweet and sugary for
All the girls and guys
to enjoy the floggings that
We have endure of late
with a new title but
Where all the love is
and is expressed in varied
Ways to make everyone happy
and immensely satisfied with actions
Of a bike ride up north
which would be a great
When the weather is warmer
and the need is greater
To let of some steam
and get away to enjoy
A nice ride and lunch
with good friends and enjoy
The laughter and happiness and
hot company in the warmth
Of big hug and cuddles
to enjoy and return gladly
Which will settle people down
to enjoy and laugh and
To keep on riding on
the monsters that we all
Enjoy and miss over winter
and desire the summer to
Warm everyone spirits and enjoy
rowdy, boozy, raucous, naughty company
Of the oz monster guys and
girls to display their fun
bags and soft bits
for enthusiastic appraisal by the
OZ Monster fun police
to ensure that aforementioned bits
cranked this bad boy up [evil]