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Started by Dockstrada, May 22, 2008, 02:54:22 AM

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vossy

#9510
June 28, 2015, 02:35:04 AM
set of huge round
"Life's short" "Ride More"

dragonworld.

#9511
June 28, 2015, 03:05:23 PM
masculine in their impressive dimensions
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

Jukie

#9512
August 14, 2015, 01:16:43 AM
Of Brian's and Robs loving
Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT

dragonworld.

#9513
August 14, 2015, 01:20:24 AM
and sparkling repartee that requires
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

ungeheuer

#9514
August 14, 2015, 09:53:15 PM
Thread title amended so that the fragile may better understand what they're wandering into.

Carry on (mindful of the line you're treading).
Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE


Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

dragonworld.

#9515
August 15, 2015, 08:49:45 AM
Hmmmm! In your endo?? Italian Suppository?  [evil]
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

loony888

#9516
August 17, 2015, 01:53:11 AM
i'm not game to play anymore.... the fun police might ban me
HERE AND NOW                      12 DIAVEL AMG
                                              93 888 RS
                                              09 1098R BAYLISS
                                              07 Husqvarna TE 450

GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN        03 S4R       95 900SL
                                              01 S4         93 900M
                                              96 748SP

GK

#9517
August 17, 2015, 03:03:21 AM
Quote from: loony888 on August 17, 2015, 01:53:11 AM
i'm not game to play anymore.... the fun police might ban me

Five words mate, not ten!  [laugh]
2001 Ducati  Monster 900S ie
JE high comp pistons, bit of porting, open airbox with DP filter, PC3 with custom map, CCW matched injectors, Termignoni cf slip ons, 14:39 gearing.

Gone but not forgotten!
Honda VFR800i, Honda CBR600F3, Honda CBX750, Norton Commando 750S, Suzuki GS750, Yamaha XT250, Kawasaki Z250, Kawasaki KX80, Honda XL250, Suzuki TC100.

ungeheuer

#9518
August 17, 2015, 03:12:40 AM
Quote from: GK on August 17, 2015, 03:03:21 AM
Five words mate, not ten!  [laugh]
Twelve words, a bigger fail  ;D



Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE


Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

GK

#9519
August 17, 2015, 05:42:35 AM
Epic fail on my counting!!!!
2001 Ducati  Monster 900S ie
JE high comp pistons, bit of porting, open airbox with DP filter, PC3 with custom map, CCW matched injectors, Termignoni cf slip ons, 14:39 gearing.

Gone but not forgotten!
Honda VFR800i, Honda CBR600F3, Honda CBX750, Norton Commando 750S, Suzuki GS750, Yamaha XT250, Kawasaki Z250, Kawasaki KX80, Honda XL250, Suzuki TC100.

GK

#9520
August 17, 2015, 05:43:13 AM
Can't believe I missed it!
2001 Ducati  Monster 900S ie
JE high comp pistons, bit of porting, open airbox with DP filter, PC3 with custom map, CCW matched injectors, Termignoni cf slip ons, 14:39 gearing.

Gone but not forgotten!
Honda VFR800i, Honda CBR600F3, Honda CBX750, Norton Commando 750S, Suzuki GS750, Yamaha XT250, Kawasaki Z250, Kawasaki KX80, Honda XL250, Suzuki TC100.

ungeheuer

#9521
August 17, 2015, 07:20:13 AM Last Edit: August 17, 2015, 02:24:43 PM by ungeheuer
Quote from: loony888 on August 17, 2015, 01:53:11 AM
i'm not game to play anymore.... the fun police might ban me
I'll point out that the "Fun Police" :P ....had this to say:
Quote from: ungeheuer on August 14, 2015, 09:53:15 PM
Carry on (mindful of the line you're treading).

However....  I have since received a number of PMs and comments from members in regard to what they see as the inappropriate nature of this thread.  

So I'm Hitler if I lock it or remove it.....

And I'm presiding over "dual-standards" if I allow the.....  suggestive innuendo (some have gone so far as to call it wank-porn) to continue.

And yes.  That was more than five words.


:-\
Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE


Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

GK

#9522
August 17, 2015, 01:09:17 PM
You could lock it Ung...
2001 Ducati  Monster 900S ie
JE high comp pistons, bit of porting, open airbox with DP filter, PC3 with custom map, CCW matched injectors, Termignoni cf slip ons, 14:39 gearing.

Gone but not forgotten!
Honda VFR800i, Honda CBR600F3, Honda CBX750, Norton Commando 750S, Suzuki GS750, Yamaha XT250, Kawasaki Z250, Kawasaki KX80, Honda XL250, Suzuki TC100.

GK

#9523
August 17, 2015, 01:09:55 PM
Then another could be opened...
2001 Ducati  Monster 900S ie
JE high comp pistons, bit of porting, open airbox with DP filter, PC3 with custom map, CCW matched injectors, Termignoni cf slip ons, 14:39 gearing.

Gone but not forgotten!
Honda VFR800i, Honda CBR600F3, Honda CBX750, Norton Commando 750S, Suzuki GS750, Yamaha XT250, Kawasaki Z250, Kawasaki KX80, Honda XL250, Suzuki TC100.

GK

#9524
August 17, 2015, 01:11:29 PM
Without the w@$# p0%£ content...
2001 Ducati  Monster 900S ie
JE high comp pistons, bit of porting, open airbox with DP filter, PC3 with custom map, CCW matched injectors, Termignoni cf slip ons, 14:39 gearing.

Gone but not forgotten!
Honda VFR800i, Honda CBR600F3, Honda CBX750, Norton Commando 750S, Suzuki GS750, Yamaha XT250, Kawasaki Z250, Kawasaki KX80, Honda XL250, Suzuki TC100.
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