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Title: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: El Matador on June 01, 2008, 06:50:16 PM
(Yes I know it's supposed to be annals)

Somebody had to start this topic so here goes:

Famous Quotes:

It's a Venezuelan Thing - Everybody


Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: El Matador on June 01, 2008, 06:51:34 PM
(Pointing at Murduc's package when the light hit his wet shorts) "That looks like a gift from god!" - Desmolu
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: El Matador on June 01, 2008, 07:01:06 PM
(DesmoLu to MurDuc):

"Tomorrow night I will experience your super power."

(Anyone see a recurring theme here?)  ;)
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: Duc L'Smart on June 01, 2008, 07:17:47 PM
"Ron thinks he went to bed 45 minutes ago."
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: El Matador on June 01, 2008, 09:26:19 PM
"Gay rambo strikes again, they drew first blooooood" (not sure who to credit for this little gem)
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: El Matador on June 01, 2008, 09:28:48 PM
Bryant8 to svoloch - Yelled from the bar patio, while the po po are writing svoloch's ticket.

"First pitchers are on me. What kind of beer do you want?"
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: calscrazy on June 02, 2008, 04:19:47 AM
i can't believe i missed this stuff. razooom frazum f***n sh**. bryant that was awesome!!! [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: Ducdood on June 02, 2008, 05:25:39 AM
"Where's Chipo?"
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: El Matador on June 02, 2008, 06:54:29 AM
Quote from: Ducdood on June 02, 2008, 05:25:39 AM
"Where's Chipo?"


I think I missed this one  ;)
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: DesmoLu on June 02, 2008, 10:09:15 AM
Notice a reoccuring theme here? My superpower is so all over the anal....s  [laugh]
Glad it could be so entertaining for everyone. I know I certainly stroked MurDuc's.....ego....

Here's some more:
"I think I'm rubbing off..... on you." -- everyone by the end of night one

and of course:
"Ummm, Bryant. That's my shirt." -- said as Bryant8 drunkenly puts on DesmoLu's shirt. Sorry Bryant, but I think I fill it out a little better than you  ;)
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: caffeinejunkee on June 02, 2008, 11:21:44 AM
A few of my favorites:

It felt bigger in my mouth.

He already ate breakfast.

Gay Rambo Ale: you can't help but swallow.

I vow never to pee in that living room.

Did you try to brush my teeth last night?

More to come...
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: LYD on June 02, 2008, 11:39:29 AM
Damn I wish I could have went!!
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: caffeinejunkee on June 02, 2008, 11:55:46 AM
how could I forget these:

It's not like we're boning Cory.

We don't have to worry about it dripping...unless somebody's sitting under it.

I can't believe it's this late, and I still have my pants on.

I could use another inch-and-a-half, at least.

What do you think of my zuchini?
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: never2loud on June 02, 2008, 01:32:35 PM


I can't believe it's this late, and I still have my pants on.




DING-DING-DING-DING! Hold your calls - we have a winner  [laugh]

So do we get extra points if we can guess who said what? [evil]  (Damn it, how could I have missed this trip...)
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: LYD on June 02, 2008, 01:45:20 PM
Quote from: n2f on June 02, 2008, 01:32:35 PM

(Damn it, how could I have missed this trip...)

ME TOO!!  :'(  >:(
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: fastwin on June 02, 2008, 03:47:25 PM
Forget the other threads, like Lisa said... we have a winner! I couldn't even begin to guess who said what... not with this crew. Anyone is liable to say anything. [thumbsup]
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: Duc L'Smart on June 02, 2008, 04:11:30 PM
"I looked at all the guys real close, and they all had something on"... the lady that works at Koyote, after rumors of pool guests "freestyling".
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: dallas2r on June 02, 2008, 05:28:40 PM
gahhh!!! He rubbed his anus on my arm!
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: fastwin on June 02, 2008, 05:30:22 PM
OK, I don't even want to know what that is about! Hopefully someone was talking about a critter!! [puke]
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: never2loud on June 02, 2008, 05:33:12 PM
Quote from: dallas2r on June 02, 2008, 05:28:40 PM
gahhh!!! He rubbed his anus on my arm!


Wow.

Talk about buzz-kill

[laugh]
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: El Matador on June 02, 2008, 08:17:12 PM
Quote from: dallas2r on June 02, 2008, 05:28:40 PM
gahhh!!! He rubbed his anus on my arm!

Wow... when did that happen?
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: caffeinejunkee on June 03, 2008, 05:37:12 AM
Some more from the HC trip for your reading pleasure:

Dude, that's so ribs.

We still have a big dipper!

Isn't that like seven in dog beers?

You can search the gay Internet on it.
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: fastwin on June 03, 2008, 05:56:01 AM
Quote from: caffeinejunkee on June 03, 2008, 05:37:12 AM
Isn't that like seven in dog beers?


That's one of my favorites! [clap]
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: BarneePhife on June 03, 2008, 07:41:34 AM
"He's pulling up pregnant dog on pregnant dog porn."
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: dallas2r on June 03, 2008, 07:45:03 AM
Quote from: dallas2r on June 02, 2008, 05:28:40 PM
gahhh!!! He rubbed his anus on my arm!
Quote from: n2f on June 02, 2008, 05:33:12 PM

Wow.

Talk about buzz-kill

[laugh]
Quote from: chipo on June 02, 2008, 08:17:12 PM
Wow... when did that happen?

Well this IS the "Anals" thread.  [cheeky]
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: El Matador on June 03, 2008, 07:48:14 AM
Quote from: BarneePhife on June 03, 2008, 07:41:34 AM
"He's pulling up pregnant dog on pregnant dog porn."

Baaahahahahahaha I remember that... Vaguely...
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: DesmoLu on June 03, 2008, 09:35:31 AM
Quote from: BarneePhife on June 03, 2008, 07:41:34 AM
"He's pulling up pregnant dog on pregnant dog porn."


hahaha i'm pretty sure that was the moment I first gave away the fact that my mind is always in the gutter  [roll]


but seriously guys, how the HELL has the Man-o-meter not made it into this thread yet? "Mercury everywhere" anyone?!?!
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: Duc L'Smart on June 03, 2008, 09:43:34 AM
Quote from: DesmoLu on June 03, 2008, 09:35:31 AM
but seriously guys, how the HELL has the Man-o-meter not made it into this thread yet? "Mercury everywhere" anyone?!?!

Rich hasn't had time to post up  ;D
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: Ducdood on June 03, 2008, 09:50:15 AM
That's it. Next trip I'm just gonna wear a permanent helmet cam for a memory backup.
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: Duc L'Smart on June 03, 2008, 09:59:44 AM
yeah... There was something about Cory's chain wax containing synthetic whale sperm, but now I can't quite remember  :P
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: never2loud on June 03, 2008, 10:10:16 AM
Quote from: Duc L'Smart on June 03, 2008, 09:43:34 AM
Rich hasn't had time to post up  ;D

Indeed.  Curiously absent...

Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: MurDuc on June 03, 2008, 11:43:38 AM
I have one of those little digital voice recorders that is sooooo going next time. [laugh]
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: Duc L'Smart on June 03, 2008, 11:47:22 AM
"It's a Baxley [thumbsup] "
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: bryant8 on June 03, 2008, 11:52:37 AM
"Just rub some f**king dirt on it!"
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: El Matador on June 03, 2008, 01:26:02 PM
"No matter how hard I tried to implement the buffer zone it still looked like a scene from brokeback ducati"
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: Duc L'Smart on June 03, 2008, 01:32:10 PM
"That square headlight is pure sex!"

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3031/2546993131_fe1cc94a56.jpg?v=0)

Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: DesmoLu on June 03, 2008, 02:49:03 PM
Quote from: chipo on June 03, 2008, 01:26:02 PM
"No matter how hard I tried to implement the buffer zone it still looked like a scene from brokeback ducati"


hey, i thought we said the phrase "brokeback ducati" must never be spoken of again  ???
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: MurDuc on June 03, 2008, 02:53:28 PM
"You'll want to suck that bone clean, it's got hiero sauce on it."
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: El Matador on June 03, 2008, 03:09:58 PM
Quote from: MurDuc on June 03, 2008, 02:53:28 PM
"You'll want to suck that bone clean, it's got hiero sauce on it."

Wooooow... that's just all kinds of wrong...
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: RichD on June 03, 2008, 03:13:23 PM
"I know what you're thinking Corey, but the Puggles powers must not be used for evil!"
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: calscrazy on June 03, 2008, 04:59:30 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]stop please!!!!
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: ♣ McKraut ♣ on June 03, 2008, 05:25:08 PM
Quote from: calscrazy on June 03, 2008, 04:59:30 PM
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]stop please!!!!

that's what she said   ;)

:-[
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: calscrazy on June 03, 2008, 06:20:47 PM
nicely played with the classic liner!!!
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: LYD on June 03, 2008, 07:30:58 PM
Guess you had to be there!

Wish I was  :(
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: Ronr on June 03, 2008, 07:47:43 PM
Quote from: littleyellowduc (LYD) on June 03, 2008, 07:30:58 PM
Guess you had to be there!

Wish I was  :(

Wish ya coulda made it, dude.  You would have enjoyed various meats and beers and tomfoolery.
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: Duc L'Smart on June 03, 2008, 07:48:32 PM
Can someone just photochop LYD in?
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: LYD on June 03, 2008, 07:54:51 PM
OH PLEASE DO!!! but I'll need a glass though?
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: svoloch on June 03, 2008, 07:55:53 PM
Quote from: littleyellowduc (LYD) on June 03, 2008, 07:54:51 PM
OH PLEASE DO!!! but I'll need a glass though?

oops, yeah, where did the glasses go?  i need 2 of them.  will pay $$
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: svoloch on June 03, 2008, 07:58:27 PM
other quotes:

"dude, were you trying to brush my teeth last night?!?"

"what?  oh.  Ron thinks he went to bed 30 minutes ago..."

from the harley guys at the pool:  "you guys sure drink a lot of beer...."

Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: LYD on June 03, 2008, 07:58:46 PM
I will $$ also if there is an extra one!! Mindy and I collect pint glasses
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: Duc L'Smart on June 03, 2008, 08:00:30 PM
Haven't y'all had enough anals for one night?!? :P
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: El Matador on June 03, 2008, 08:00:46 PM
Here you go!

(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/4866/lydko4.jpg)

Heh, I'm jacking my own thread...
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: El Matador on June 03, 2008, 08:01:13 PM
Quote from: Duc L'Smart on June 03, 2008, 08:00:30 PM
Haven't y'all had enough anals for one night?!? :P

Blasphemy! No such thing as too many anals!
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: LYD on June 03, 2008, 08:01:58 PM
Quote from: chipo on June 03, 2008, 08:00:46 PM
Here you go!

(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/4866/lydko4.jpg)

Heh, I'm jacking my own thread...

Chipo you da man!!!!!!!!  [thumbsup] [beer]
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: El Matador on June 03, 2008, 08:14:44 PM
Quote from: littleyellowduc (LYD) on June 03, 2008, 08:01:58 PM
Chipo you da man!!!!!!!!  [thumbsup] [beer]

I have crazy photoshop skillzzzzzz I tell ya ;D
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: LYD on June 03, 2008, 08:22:15 PM
YES YOU DO!!  William you better watch out!
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: MurDuc on June 03, 2008, 08:44:12 PM
Quote from: svoloch on June 03, 2008, 07:55:53 PM
oops, yeah, where did the glasses go?  i need 2 of them.  will pay $$

I left all but the two I kept with the DFW crowd, and a box to put them in. By my count there should have been two for each of you. With a spare or two.
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: Ronr on June 03, 2008, 08:55:06 PM
I have the box of glassware!!

I'm planning to bring it to LH's on Thursday night

Are those glasses cool or what?!!!  [beer]
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: RichD on June 03, 2008, 10:00:02 PM
Quote from: MurDuc on June 03, 2008, 08:44:12 PM...By my count there should have been two for each of you. With a spare or two...

WOOOOHOOOOOooo!!!!  -That means I MAY get ANOTHER  one!  :)   [thumbsup]
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: Duc L'Smart on June 04, 2008, 10:03:11 AM
"Does this bike make my butt look fast?"
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: bryant8 on June 04, 2008, 10:05:52 AM
Ninja
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: Duc L'Smart on June 04, 2008, 10:07:49 AM
Something along the lines of- "If you can't get it to work on one side, try the other!".
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: Ronr on June 04, 2008, 10:24:31 AM
hmmph, I don't see any local hotties in this town.
Must be a school day....
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: Duc L'Smart on June 04, 2008, 10:31:04 AM
Quote from: Duc L'Smart on June 04, 2008, 10:07:49 AM
Something along the lines of- "If you can't get it to work on one side, try the other!".

Maybe it was "If it doesn't work in front, try the back".
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: bryant8 on June 04, 2008, 12:46:19 PM
Quote from: DesmoLu on June 02, 2008, 10:09:15 AM
and of course:
"Ummm, Bryant. That's my shirt." -- said as Bryant8 drunkenly puts on DesmoLu's shirt. Sorry Bryant, but I think I fill it out a little better than you  ;)

I guess I managed to get in your shirt, I guess I aim to high
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: MurDuc on June 04, 2008, 01:09:36 PM
Quote from: bryant8 on June 04, 2008, 12:46:19 PM
I guess I managed to get in your shirt, I guess I aim to high
[laugh]
[popcorn]


You must have looked good in it Bryant.
All the boys gave you rides on their bikes the next day.
:-*
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: DesmoLu on June 04, 2008, 01:26:03 PM
Quote from: MurDuc on June 04, 2008, 01:09:36 PM
You must have looked good in it Bryant.
All the boys gave you rides on their bikes the next day.
:-*


k, Bryant - guess you did fill it out better than me - nobody gave me rides on their bikes the next day. I had to give someone a ride on MY bike instead!  :'(

Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: LYD on June 04, 2008, 01:38:55 PM
Quote from: DesmoLu on June 04, 2008, 01:26:03 PM


k, Bryant - guess you did fill it out better than me - nobody gave me rides on their bikes the next day. I had to give someone a ride on MY bike instead!  :'(


[laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: bryant8 on June 04, 2008, 01:44:47 PM
Quote from: DesmoLu on June 04, 2008, 01:26:03 PM


k, Bryant - guess you did fill it out better than me - nobody gave me rides on their bikes the next day. I had to give someone a ride on MY bike instead!  :'(



It's ok Lu... I think you looked better in it than I did. 
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: El Matador on June 04, 2008, 08:11:41 PM
Quote from: bryant8 on June 04, 2008, 01:44:47 PM
It's ok Lu... I think you looked better in it than I did. 

Hey now, I think you looked sexy in that skin tight goodness  :-*
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: Duc L'Smart on June 04, 2008, 08:14:59 PM
Oh, no... More anals :P
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: El Matador on June 04, 2008, 08:16:06 PM
Quote from: Duc L'Smart on June 04, 2008, 08:14:59 PM
Oh, no... More anals :P

I said it before, There's no such thing as too many anals!
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: dallas2r on June 04, 2008, 09:39:12 PM
Quote from: chipo on June 04, 2008, 08:16:06 PM
I said it before, There's no such thing as too many anals!

WOW... just WOW!  :o
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: caffeinejunkee on June 05, 2008, 07:39:38 AM
[Set up: all hangin' out at the pool, mucho beer, cigars, ribs, burgers, laughter; #2 crashes out on chair and wakes up about 20 minutes later]

He says, "So, did you work out that clutch problem?"
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: LYD on June 05, 2008, 08:46:04 AM
Quote from: chipo on June 04, 2008, 08:16:06 PM
I said it before, There's no such thing as too many anals!
Hopefully in your case giving not receiving! [laugh]
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: DesmoLu on June 05, 2008, 09:05:14 AM
Quote from: chipo on June 04, 2008, 08:11:41 PM
Hey now, I think you looked sexy in that skin tight goodness  :-*



<----------FAIL
Title: Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
Post by: El Matador on June 05, 2008, 09:07:39 AM
Quote from: DesmoLu on June 05, 2008, 09:05:14 AM


<----------FAIL

Sorry, that was my gay cousin posting under my screenname,

'tis not true that any man can surpass your sexyness Lu, no matter how tight they wear yor shirts  ;)