The Anals of Hill Country Ride

[fastwin]

Forget the other threads, like Lisa said... we have a winner! I couldn't even begin to guess who said what... not with this crew. Anyone is liable to say anything.

[Duc L'Smart]

"I looked at all the guys real close, and they all had something on"... the lady that works at Koyote, after rumors of pool guests "freestyling".

[dallas2r]

gahhh!!! He rubbed his anus on my arm!

[fastwin]

OK, I don't even want to know what that is about! Hopefully someone was talking about a critter!!

[never2loud]

gahhh!!! He rubbed his anus on my arm!

Wow.

Talk about buzz-kill

[El Matador]

gahhh!!! He rubbed his anus on my arm!

Wow... when did that happen?

[caffeinejunkee]

Some more from the HC trip for your reading pleasure:

Dude, that's so ribs.

We still have a big dipper!

Isn't that like seven in dog beers?

You can search the gay Internet on it.

[fastwin]

Isn't that like seven in dog beers?

That's one of my favorites!

[BarneePhife]

"He's pulling up pregnant dog on pregnant dog porn."

[dallas2r]

gahhh!!! He rubbed his anus on my arm!

Wow.

Talk about buzz-kill

Wow... when did that happen?

Well this IS the "Anals" thread. 

[El Matador]

"He's pulling up pregnant dog on pregnant dog porn."

Baaahahahahahaha I remember that... Vaguely...

[DesmoLu]

"He's pulling up pregnant dog on pregnant dog porn."

hahaha i'm pretty sure that was the moment I first gave away the fact that my mind is always in the gutter 


but seriously guys, how the HELL has the Man-o-meter not made it into this thread yet? "Mercury everywhere" anyone?!?!

[Duc L'Smart]

but seriously guys, how the HELL has the Man-o-meter not made it into this thread yet? "Mercury everywhere" anyone?!?!

Rich hasn't had time to post up 

[Ducdood]

That's it. Next trip I'm just gonna wear a permanent helmet cam for a memory backup.

[Duc L'Smart]

yeah... There was something about Cory's chain wax containing synthetic whale sperm, but now I can't quite remember