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Title: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: Veloce-Fino on September 11, 2010, 02:42:08 PM
It's official. I am the youngest DMF'er. Be jealous of my youth and beauty.

8)


and to the 2nd youngest DMF'er El Matador

Football with your feet? blasphemy!!!  

That should be called feetball.   ;D

'mericans play "football" as opposed to "futball" because the feet are used in all aspects of the game in order to move the ball to the opposing end zone.

When asked how did I get here I would respond "by foot." It is for this reason that we Americans call our sport football. Being derived from european Rugby, initially forword passes were not permitted and therefore the only way to move the ball downfield was by foot.

I'm not saying that european "football" (soccer) is incorrectly named, but that does not automatically mean that american "football" is incorrectly named. Therefore both can be considered correct.  

:P
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: Rameses on September 11, 2010, 02:46:35 PM




Okay.



Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: Grampa on September 11, 2010, 02:47:31 PM
make me a sammich
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: El Matador on September 11, 2010, 03:21:01 PM
*rolls eyes*
Kids these days, no respect

You throw the ball with your hands, you carry the ball with your hands. Using your logic, because tennis uses feet as well it could be called football as well. And also in your explanation you omitted the fact that americans bastardized rugby into what you call Football. Maybe football should be called forward passing rugby maybe?
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 11, 2010, 03:23:42 PM
Quiet, jr.
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: Veloce-Fino on September 11, 2010, 03:24:29 PM
^ this guy  [roll]


Quote from: El Matador on September 11, 2010, 03:21:01 PM
*rolls eyes*
Kids these days, no respect

You throw the ball with your hands, you carry the ball with your hands. Using your logic, because tennis uses feet as well it could be called football as well. And also in your explanation you omitted the fact that americans bastardized rugby into what you call Football. Maybe football should be called forward passing rugby maybe?


That really rolls off the tongue "forward passing rugby"
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: ducpainter on September 11, 2010, 04:00:38 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on September 11, 2010, 03:23:42 PM
Quiet, jr.
Quote from: Veloce-Fino on September 11, 2010, 03:24:29 PM
^ this guy  [roll]



Don't make me pull this car over.
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: Rob Hilding on September 11, 2010, 04:10:25 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on September 11, 2010, 04:00:38 PM
Don't make me pull this car over.

Just keep driving -  and swing wildly to the rear - with your right hand (like my Dad taught me ;D)
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: ducpainter on September 11, 2010, 04:12:09 PM
Quote from: BozcoRob on September 11, 2010, 04:10:25 PM
Just keep driving -  and swing wildly to the rear - with your right hand (like my Dad taught me ;D)
;)
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: lethe on September 11, 2010, 04:12:38 PM
Quote from: Veloce-Fino on September 11, 2010, 02:42:08 PM
It's official. I am the youngest DMF'er. Be jealous of my youth and beauty.

Just remember punk, the main purpose of the youngest is to be picked on and put all blame onto.
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: Veloce-Fino on September 11, 2010, 04:17:15 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on September 11, 2010, 04:00:38 PM
Don't make me pull this car over.

:'(

Quote from: lethe on September 11, 2010, 04:12:38 PM
Just remember punk, the main purpose of the youngest is to be picked on and put all blame onto.

I already get blamed for everything.... ask DP  ;D


Now I'd love to chat but I have an urgent appointment with inebriation, and I'd hate to be late. I'll be puking in a matter of hours and not learning my lesson in the process.

WOO
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: Pip on September 11, 2010, 04:17:28 PM
Someone get the kids a pacifier.
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: Grampa on September 11, 2010, 05:06:45 PM
less talk..... more sammich make'n
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: Veloce-Fino on September 11, 2010, 05:13:32 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on September 11, 2010, 05:06:45 PM
less talk..... more sammich make'n

Just for you
(http://wepump.in/sfw/sammich.jpg)
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: Grampa on September 11, 2010, 05:14:45 PM
NATE!!!!! The noob threatened me





with gluten
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: ducpainter on September 11, 2010, 05:16:10 PM
It must be time to use Rob's dads tactic.


Whaaack!!!
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: Veloce-Fino on September 11, 2010, 05:19:18 PM
The eye! why do I always get hit in the eye!!

And whose watching the road!!

MADNESS
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: lethe on September 11, 2010, 05:20:20 PM
Quote from: Veloce-Fino on September 11, 2010, 05:13:32 PM
Just for you
(http://wepump.in/sfw/sammich.jpg)
Now that there is full of wholesome iron goodness.
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: Doctor Woodrow on September 11, 2010, 05:20:24 PM
I thought my three month old was the youngest DMF'er. Hmm, you type pretty good for being less than three months old, the most she can come up with is uyh80v8hhjk   khjbsk kb kjxz. No wait that was literally my two year old who typed that, no really, he did. Ever try to post with 30 pounds of wiggling child on your knee? Not easy.

The Doc
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: zarn02 on September 11, 2010, 05:22:06 PM
*steps in*

. . . .

*quietly backs out*
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: Drunken Monkey on September 11, 2010, 05:27:02 PM
Does that same thing my dad used to do on long road trips -

---> Throws handful of change into the back seat.
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: mstevens on September 12, 2010, 04:10:25 PM
All that football-related pedantry, and one gets "forward" and "foreword" confused?
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: El Matador on September 12, 2010, 04:14:18 PM
Quote from: Veloce-Fino on September 11, 2010, 03:24:29 PM
^ this guy  [roll]


That really rolls off the tongue "forward passing rugby"


Practice rolling your Rs it will come.
Quote from: mstevens on September 12, 2010, 04:10:25 PM
All that football-related pedantry, and one gets "forward" and "foreword" confused?

huh?
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: Stella on September 12, 2010, 04:58:57 PM
Quote from: Veloce-Fino on September 11, 2010, 05:13:32 PM
Just for you
(http://wepump.in/sfw/sammich.jpg)

WHAT.....kind of vegetables are you kids eating these days?  What is that thing, upper left â€" that first "fruitable"?  Looks like the others are anemic cukes but that first one is odd....
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: Stella on September 12, 2010, 05:04:36 PM
And being the youngest on the board, I'mma gonna step out on a limb and assume you live at home?
Based on the ceramic chicken, upper right, that just says "mom".    (nice counter too btw!  srsly.)


I am finding myself very amused this evening.

;D [evil]
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 12, 2010, 05:06:33 PM
Quote from: Stella on September 12, 2010, 04:58:57 PM
WHAT.....kind of vegetables are you kids eating these days?  What is that thing, upper left â€" that first "fruitable"?  Looks like the others are anemic cukes but that first one is odd....

Them be some bizarre modified hormone laden vegetable. Possibly similar to the OP  ;D
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: ungeheuer on September 12, 2010, 05:18:40 PM
Quote from: mstevens on September 12, 2010, 04:10:25 PM
All that football-related pedantry, and one gets "forward" and "foreword" confused?
That wasnt football pedantry.  

THIS is though  ;D: Neither of 'em are football.  You're both very sadly misguided individuals (although VF can be forgiven coz he's just a child who hasnt seen the outside world yet  ;)).  There is only one game on Earth which ought truly be known as Football (disregard anything said by Queen-slanderers and those from the First Penal Colony - NSW ;)).

Its not your fault, but if you were to get out more you'd surely realise that ...

THIS then is THE one >> http://www.afl.com.au/ (http://www.afl.com.au/)

You're welcome  ;D

Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: mstevens on September 12, 2010, 05:35:18 PM
Quote from: El Matador on September 12, 2010, 04:14:18 PM
huh?

Quote from: Veloce-Fino on September 11, 2010, 02:42:08 PMinitially foreword passes were not permitted
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: Veloce-Fino on September 12, 2010, 06:18:29 PM
Quote from: Stella on September 12, 2010, 05:04:36 PM
And being the youngest on the board, I'mma gonna step out on a limb and assume you live at home?
Based on the ceramic chicken, upper right, that just says "mom".    (nice counter too btw!  srsly.)


I am finding myself very amused this evening.

;D [evil]

That's not my house and I didn't take the photo, haha. Google image search "Knife Sandwich"

I live in an apartment just off of my college campus.

Quote from: MrIncredible on September 12, 2010, 05:06:33 PM
Them be some bizarre modified hormone laden vegetable. Possibly similar to the OP  ;D

Ok, this is just DAMN FUNNY.


Quote from: mstevens on September 12, 2010, 04:10:25 PM
All that football-related pedantry, and one gets "forward" and "foreword" confused?

GEEZ grammar nutz everywhere. I FIXED IT ok. After all, I'm just a manly child, a big manly child with a hairy chest.

Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: MendoDave on September 12, 2010, 06:35:34 PM
I want a sammich too only a real one, with mayo and bacon, and when your done with that you can make me a drink, and then take the garbage out sonny.
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: Veloce-Fino on September 12, 2010, 07:26:02 PM
Quote from: D Paoli on September 12, 2010, 06:35:34 PM
I want a sammich too only a real one, with mayo and bacon, and when your done with that you can make me a drink, and then take the garbage out sonny.

I used low fat mayo, you need to watch your figure. If you finish the sandwich and your heart hasn't stopped there's some wild turkey there also.
(http://morebaconplease.com/bacon-pictures/pics_giant-bacon-sandwich-wild-turkey.jpg)

Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: Rob Hilding on September 12, 2010, 08:09:31 PM
Quote from: Veloce-Fino on September 12, 2010, 07:26:02 PM
I used low fat mayo, you need to watch your figure. If you finish the sandwich and your heart hasn't stopped there's some wild turkey there also.
(http://morebaconplease.com/bacon-pictures/pics_giant-bacon-sandwich-wild-turkey.jpg)



Paging .....Ryan       


Your sammy is ready
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: Rameses on September 12, 2010, 08:17:52 PM
Quote from: Veloce-Fino on September 12, 2010, 07:26:02 PM
I used low fat mayo, you need to watch your figure. If you finish the sandwich and your heart hasn't stopped there's some wild turkey there also.
(http://morebaconplease.com/bacon-pictures/pics_giant-bacon-sandwich-wild-turkey.jpg)





Hey, Dave.

This reminds me...

Did you ever try to best me with the 4 pounds of bacon??


Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: IZ on September 12, 2010, 08:19:30 PM
Quote from: Veloce-Fino on September 11, 2010, 02:42:08 PM
It's official. I am the youngest DMF'er. Be jealous of my youth and beauty.
8)

Are you sure?  I heard Justin Bieber rides a Ducati.  He COULD be a member here!!
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: zarn02 on September 12, 2010, 09:12:16 PM
Quote from: IZ on September 12, 2010, 08:19:30 PM
Are you sure?  I heard Justin Bieber rides a Ducati.  He COULD be a member here!!

You shut your mouth right now.
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on September 12, 2010, 09:42:26 PM
Quote from: Veloce-Fino on September 12, 2010, 07:26:02 PM
I used low fat mayo, you need to watch your figure. If you finish the sandwich and your heart hasn't stopped there's some wild turkey there also.
(http://morebaconplease.com/bacon-pictures/pics_giant-bacon-sandwich-wild-turkey.jpg)

Quote from: BozcoRob on September 12, 2010, 08:09:31 PM
Paging .....Ryan       


Your sammy is ready

Thanks Rob...   [thumbsup]

Hands off Paoli...  That sammich is MINE!!!   >:(

[evil]

;D


[bacon]

Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: IZ on September 12, 2010, 10:18:52 PM
Quote from: zarn02 on September 12, 2010, 09:12:16 PM
You shut your mouth right now.

:-X

Just sayin
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: Artful on September 13, 2010, 05:11:34 AM
(http://limeiraangels.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/futebol-handegg1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on September 13, 2010, 05:36:08 AM
 [laugh]

handegg...

:D




[bacon]
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: MendoDave on September 13, 2010, 05:58:34 AM
Quote from: Rameses on September 12, 2010, 08:17:52 PM


Hey, Dave.

This reminds me...

Did you ever try to best me with the 4 pounds of bacon??




Not me, I think that was Mr. I
1 pound per sitting is my limit.  [bacon]
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on September 12, 2010, 09:42:26 PM
Thanks Rob...   [thumbsup]

Hands off Paoli...  That sammich is MINE!!!   >:(

[evil]

;D


[bacon]



I'm already making 4 bacon and turkey sammiches out of that. But Ill save one for you OK.
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: cyrus buelton on September 13, 2010, 06:44:59 AM
Quote from: IZ on September 12, 2010, 08:19:30 PM
Are you sure?  I heard Justin Bieber rides a Ducati.  He COULD be a member here!!

You just confirmed what I always suspected: You are gay.
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on September 13, 2010, 06:50:48 AM
Quote from: D Paoli on September 13, 2010, 05:58:34 AM
Not me, I think that was Mr. I
1 pound per sitting is my limit.  [bacon]
I'm already making 4 bacon and turkey sammiches out of that. But Ill save one for you OK.

okay, deal...   Just hold the turkey.    ;)




[bacon]
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: Veloce-Fino on September 13, 2010, 08:36:32 AM
For a moment there I thought I was being accused of being Justin Bieber. Everyone knows that accusations of beiberism are grounds for permanent ban.


Handegg? Let's compare.
(http://www.hulsestrength.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/hard-football-hit.jpg)(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ZB5cjylx2o/TCtqR1rqI0I/AAAAAAAACSs/07yjSI_rmm8/s1600/Soccer+Injuries.jpg)

And a pic of Dawking flying to further illustrate the point.

AHHHHHHH
(http://phillysportspride.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/dawkinsny2.png)
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: cyrus buelton on September 13, 2010, 08:52:38 AM
Quote from: Veloce-Fino on September 11, 2010, 04:17:15 PM
I already get blamed for everything.... ask DP  ;D

It's your fault I keep getting banned
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: MendoDave on September 13, 2010, 08:54:50 AM
If I had my way, I would change the rules of football (The North American kind) to the rules of F1 with the addition that each team has a compartment to carry this.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/Wilson_American_football.jpg/800px-Wilson_American_football.jpg)


In this.

(http://images.planetf1.com/10/09/496x259/d10ita1395_2501698.jpg)

To the finish line. And yes F1 is known to be a contact sport. There would also be team orders. The slower driver will "pass the Ball" to the faster driver via the pit crew within two laps.
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: Rameses on September 13, 2010, 08:59:55 AM
Quote from: D Paoli on September 13, 2010, 05:58:34 AM
Not me, I think that was Mr. I




Didn't know your name was Dave too.


Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: MendoDave on September 13, 2010, 09:11:00 AM
I used to go my Mendo Dave and before that I was Inglenook. Dave is a good name don't you think?
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: Rameses on September 13, 2010, 09:27:36 AM
Quote from: D Paoli on September 13, 2010, 09:11:00 AM
I used to go my Mendo Dave and before that I was Inglenook. Dave is a good name don't you think?


It's my middle name, so I can't argue with that.

[thumbsup]


Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: duccarlos on September 13, 2010, 09:31:35 AM
Carlos is a better name.
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: MendoDave on September 13, 2010, 09:31:59 AM
I bet there's enough Daves here to start a local Dave board.  [laugh]

What does Carlos Mean?
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: El Matador on September 13, 2010, 09:41:53 AM
It's mexican for short and greasy
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: duccarlos on September 13, 2010, 09:44:44 AM
Since I'm not mexican, I wouldn't know about that translation. In Puerto Rican it means short and handsome. And brilliant.
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: El Matador on September 13, 2010, 09:53:09 AM
Yes exactly, greasy people are shiny in the light. Some may even say they look brilliant
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: MendoDave on September 13, 2010, 10:01:23 AM
What does any of this have to do with My F1 Pipe dream of having something good to watch on Monday nights and on ESPN?
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: duccarlos on September 13, 2010, 10:10:32 AM
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: El Matador on September 13, 2010, 10:18:05 AM
I love me some spaceballs. What were we talking about?
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: Veloce-Fino on September 13, 2010, 11:54:26 AM
Quote from: El Matador on September 13, 2010, 09:53:09 AM
Yes exactly, greasy people are shiny in the light. Some may even say they look brilliant

lolz

Quote from: El Matador on September 13, 2010, 10:18:05 AM
I love me some spaceballs. What were we talking about?

I don't even know anymore. (http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/182/a/4/Spaceballs_Motivation_poster_by_the_chosen_pessimist.jpg)


Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: 64duc on September 14, 2010, 12:00:30 PM
Quote from: D Paoli on September 13, 2010, 09:31:59 AM
I bet there's enough Daves here to start a local Dave board.  [laugh]



  I'm in. [clap]
Title: Re: The Youngest DMF'er
Post by: NoisyDante on September 15, 2010, 06:17:46 PM
Get off my lawn