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Started by Veloce-Fino, September 11, 2010, 02:42:08 PM

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Veloce-Fino

Quote from: D Paoli on September 12, 2010, 06:35:34 PM
I want a sammich too only a real one, with mayo and bacon, and when your done with that you can make me a drink, and then take the garbage out sonny.

I used low fat mayo, you need to watch your figure. If you finish the sandwich and your heart hasn't stopped there's some wild turkey there also.


Is this thing on?

Rob Hilding

Quote from: Veloce-Fino on September 12, 2010, 07:26:02 PM
I used low fat mayo, you need to watch your figure. If you finish the sandwich and your heart hasn't stopped there's some wild turkey there also.




Paging .....Ryan       


Your sammy is ready
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Rameses

Quote from: Veloce-Fino on September 12, 2010, 07:26:02 PM
I used low fat mayo, you need to watch your figure. If you finish the sandwich and your heart hasn't stopped there's some wild turkey there also.






Hey, Dave.

This reminds me...

Did you ever try to best me with the 4 pounds of bacon??



IZ

Quote from: Veloce-Fino on September 11, 2010, 02:42:08 PM
It's official. I am the youngest DMF'er. Be jealous of my youth and beauty.
8)

Are you sure?  I heard Justin Bieber rides a Ducati.  He COULD be a member here!!
2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

zarn02

Quote from: IZ on September 12, 2010, 08:19:30 PM
Are you sure?  I heard Justin Bieber rides a Ducati.  He COULD be a member here!!

You shut your mouth right now.
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: Veloce-Fino on September 12, 2010, 07:26:02 PM
I used low fat mayo, you need to watch your figure. If you finish the sandwich and your heart hasn't stopped there's some wild turkey there also.


Quote from: BozcoRob on September 12, 2010, 08:09:31 PM
Paging .....Ryan       


Your sammy is ready

Thanks Rob...   [thumbsup]

Hands off Paoli...  That sammich is MINE!!!   >:(

[evil]

;D


[bacon]

Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

IZ

2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Artful

Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

MendoDave

Quote from: Rameses on September 12, 2010, 08:17:52 PM


Hey, Dave.

This reminds me...

Did you ever try to best me with the 4 pounds of bacon??




Not me, I think that was Mr. I
1 pound per sitting is my limit.  [bacon]
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on September 12, 2010, 09:42:26 PM
Thanks Rob...   [thumbsup]

Hands off Paoli...  That sammich is MINE!!!   >:(

[evil]

;D


[bacon]



I'm already making 4 bacon and turkey sammiches out of that. But Ill save one for you OK.

cyrus buelton

Quote from: IZ on September 12, 2010, 08:19:30 PM
Are you sure?  I heard Justin Bieber rides a Ducati.  He COULD be a member here!!

You just confirmed what I always suspected: You are gay.
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: D Paoli on September 13, 2010, 05:58:34 AM
Not me, I think that was Mr. I
1 pound per sitting is my limit.  [bacon]
I'm already making 4 bacon and turkey sammiches out of that. But Ill save one for you OK.

okay, deal...   Just hold the turkey.    ;)




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Veloce-Fino

For a moment there I thought I was being accused of being Justin Bieber. Everyone knows that accusations of beiberism are grounds for permanent ban.


Handegg? Let's compare.


And a pic of Dawking flying to further illustrate the point.

AHHHHHHH

Is this thing on?

cyrus buelton

Quote from: Veloce-Fino on September 11, 2010, 04:17:15 PM
I already get blamed for everything.... ask DP  ;D

It's your fault I keep getting banned
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

MendoDave

#44
If I had my way, I would change the rules of football (The North American kind) to the rules of F1 with the addition that each team has a compartment to carry this.




In this.



To the finish line. And yes F1 is known to be a contact sport. There would also be team orders. The slower driver will "pass the Ball" to the faster driver via the pit crew within two laps.