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Title: How To Survive A Robot Uprising - Your education for the day
Post by: Slide Panda on May 10, 2012, 05:00:04 AM
How To Survive A Robot Uprising (aka Robopocalypse) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G3RoBHMu-o#)
Title: Re: How To Survive A Robot Uprising - Your education for the day
Post by: fastwin on May 10, 2012, 08:31:18 AM
Good advice. [laugh] Now I have to worry about robots along with aliens and zombies. ;)
Title: Re: How To Survive A Robot Uprising - Your education for the day
Post by: Slide Panda on May 10, 2012, 08:36:12 AM
Meh, as noted at the beginning. Robots are here... zombies and aliens are still TBD. Well except for those fungus zombie ants in south america. But I'm sure that won't get out of hand...

So yeah... just worry about the robots and zombie ants.
Title: Re: How To Survive A Robot Uprising - Your education for the day
Post by: Raux on May 10, 2012, 08:36:30 AM
Quote from: fastwin on May 10, 2012, 08:31:18 AM
Good advice. [laugh] Now I have to worry about robots along with aliens and zombies. ;)

huh... i am pretty sure the aliens are zombies in the robots... so we're screwed.
Title: Re: How To Survive A Robot Uprising - Your education for the day
Post by: Slide Panda on May 10, 2012, 08:38:44 AM
No no no... you've got it wrong. There's magic smoke in robots, just like all electronics. EVERYone knows that... gah. Aliens or Zombies can't survive in the presence of the magic smoke.. Everyone knows that too.
Title: Re: How To Survive A Robot Uprising - Your education for the day
Post by: lethe on May 10, 2012, 08:41:04 AM
Quote from: Slide Panda on May 10, 2012, 08:38:44 AM
No no no... you've got it wrong. There's magic smoke in robots, just like all electronics. EVERYone knows that... gah. Aliens or Zombies can't survive in the presence of the magic smoke.. Everyone knows that too.
but what color smoke?
That is a very important fact in terms of how powerful the enemy will be!
Title: Re: How To Survive A Robot Uprising - Your education for the day
Post by: Slide Panda on May 10, 2012, 08:44:05 AM
Wait? There's colors?

Every time I've seen it, it's just sorta white
Title: Re: How To Survive A Robot Uprising - Your education for the day
Post by: lethe on May 10, 2012, 08:45:54 AM
Quote from: Slide Panda on May 10, 2012, 08:44:05 AM
Wait? There's colors?

Every time I've seen it, it's just sorta white
honeywell products are powered by purple smoke
Title: Re: How To Survive A Robot Uprising - Your education for the day
Post by: ducatigirl100 on May 11, 2012, 05:44:27 PM
dooooo !   [bang] I just bought a Kitchenaid blender .....so how much time do I I've left before the up rises?  [laugh]
Title: Re: How To Survive A Robot Uprising - Your education for the day
Post by: PhilB on May 11, 2012, 07:31:50 PM
Not to worry.  Captain Kirk showed us the proper solution decades ago.  Just keep an insoluble paradox or two in your pocket, and ask it of the robot or mastermind computer.  Then stand back, smirk, and watch the sparks fly.

PhilB