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How To Survive A Robot Uprising - Your education for the day

Started by Slide Panda, May 10, 2012, 05:00:04 AM

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Slide Panda

May 10, 2012, 05:00:04 AM
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

fastwin

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May 10, 2012, 08:31:18 AM
Good advice. [laugh] Now I have to worry about robots along with aliens and zombies. ;)
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Slide Panda

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May 10, 2012, 08:36:12 AM
Meh, as noted at the beginning. Robots are here... zombies and aliens are still TBD. Well except for those fungus zombie ants in south america. But I'm sure that won't get out of hand...

So yeah... just worry about the robots and zombie ants.
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

Raux

#3
May 10, 2012, 08:36:30 AM
Quote from: fastwin on May 10, 2012, 08:31:18 AM
Good advice. [laugh] Now I have to worry about robots along with aliens and zombies. ;)

huh... i am pretty sure the aliens are zombies in the robots... so we're screwed.

Slide Panda

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May 10, 2012, 08:38:44 AM
No no no... you've got it wrong. There's magic smoke in robots, just like all electronics. EVERYone knows that... gah. Aliens or Zombies can't survive in the presence of the magic smoke.. Everyone knows that too.
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

lethe

#5
May 10, 2012, 08:41:04 AM
Quote from: Slide Panda on May 10, 2012, 08:38:44 AM
No no no... you've got it wrong. There's magic smoke in robots, just like all electronics. EVERYone knows that... gah. Aliens or Zombies can't survive in the presence of the magic smoke.. Everyone knows that too.
but what color smoke?
That is a very important fact in terms of how powerful the enemy will be!
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Slide Panda

#6
May 10, 2012, 08:44:05 AM
Wait? There's colors?

Every time I've seen it, it's just sorta white
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

lethe

#7
May 10, 2012, 08:45:54 AM
Quote from: Slide Panda on May 10, 2012, 08:44:05 AM
Wait? There's colors?

Every time I've seen it, it's just sorta white
honeywell products are powered by purple smoke
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

ducatigirl100

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May 11, 2012, 05:44:27 PM
dooooo !   [bang] I just bought a Kitchenaid blender .....so how much time do I I've left before the up rises?  [laugh]

PhilB

#9
May 11, 2012, 07:31:50 PM
Not to worry.  Captain Kirk showed us the proper solution decades ago.  Just keep an insoluble paradox or two in your pocket, and ask it of the robot or mastermind computer.  Then stand back, smirk, and watch the sparks fly.

PhilB
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