I want to know what bad things you've eaten and survived.
And by bad I mean not good for you.
My latest visit to subway:
Only one guy working and he had a grudge against the place. The owner suspended him for something lame and he was getting revenge. He made two awesome looking steak subs for the guy in front of us and I had to have one.
Flatbread
melted cheese
Roast beef
four heaping scoops of shreaded steak
More melted cheese
6 or 8 strips of bacon
lettuce, tomato, pickle
Mayo, about three times what id normally get
Id guess 1200+ calories after the two oatmeal raisin cookies and most of two cherry cokes.
10 minutes later I was questioning my decision. As we walked around Walmart for groceries I was paying close attention to the situation. If 1 was "green lights across the board" and 10 was "in the bathroom doing a great impression of a space shuttle launch" I was a solid 5 and not sure which way things would go.
Rootchicks advice: "walk it off" [laugh]
I figure if I did what I did to myself at Dimby and didn't barf I should be able to contain this steaktacular sub.
So far so good ;D
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Monkey, Dog and a bunch of goat.
Quote from: kopfjäger on September 30, 2012, 07:04:36 PM
Monkey, Dog and a bunch of goat.
Sounds like they'd be tough and gamey
Yes, no?
Quote from: Monsterlover on September 30, 2012, 07:06:56 PM
Sounds like they'd be tough and gamey
Yes, no?
Not at all, just different. Monkey neat in Istanbul was quite tasty.
Id give it a try
Quote from: Monsterlover on September 30, 2012, 06:58:33 PM
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I figure if I did what I did to myself at Dimby and didn't barf I should be able to contain this steaktacular sub.
So far so good ;D
You're just a rank amateur...
when you grow up you'll be able to drink...and eat. ;D :-*
Quote from: ducpainter on September 30, 2012, 07:47:00 PM
You're just a rank amateur...
when you grow up you'll be able to drink...and eat. ;D :-*
[laugh]
Quote from: ducpainter on September 30, 2012, 07:47:00 PM
You're just a rank amateur...
when you grow up you'll be able to drink...and eat. ;D :-*
I ate like a hog at Dimby, you just didn't notice ;)
I even tried all the hot sauces.
White Castle
after being on percodans for 2 weeks due to injury
opiates and their derivatives are great for constipating a human
I now understand what labor and the birth experience are like
unstoppable forces and immovable objects
*ahem*
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=1615.0 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=1615.0)
Niiiiice
I ate Only MRE's 3times a day for 8 months in Beirut. Yummy :D
Helps build strong bones and teeth :D
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There's a relatively new restaurant in town appropriately named Fat Shack. They're open until 3am and they deliver.
My personal favorites are the Fat Chance (cheesesteak, chicken fingers, jalapeno poppers, french fries and buffalo ranch sauce on an 8" or 12" hoagie roll) and the Fat Stimpy (cheesesteak, onion rings, jalapeno poppers, french fries, and honey jalapeno mustard).
They have one sandwich called the Fat Shack. Cheesesteak, chicken fingers, jalapeno poppers, onion rings, mozzarella sticks, french fries and your choice of sauce. If you can eat 3 of their 8" Fat Shack sammiches you get your picture on the wall of fame and a free t shirt or something.
I'll take a picture next time I get one.
Can I buy a life insurance policy on each of you?
Quote from: ducatiz on October 01, 2012, 08:31:09 PM
Can I buy a life insurance policy on each of you?
I doubt it.
certainly not one that requires a full physical
Quote from: RAT900 on October 02, 2012, 07:50:52 AM
certainly not one that requires a full physical
Minor detail. All he'll need is a healthy stand-in or pinch hitter.
Quote from: ducatiz on October 01, 2012, 08:31:09 PM
Can I buy a life insurance policy on each of you?
Sure. I'll be in Kansas City the 20th of this month to run a half marathon. Just bring the paperwork?
Quote from: RAT900 on October 02, 2012, 07:50:52 AM
certainly not one that requires a full physical
Had one in September, including a full blood panel.
According to the lab, my liver is in much more danger than my arteries, and even those numbers are half what they were a year ago.