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Started by Monsterlover, September 30, 2012, 06:58:33 PM

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Monsterlover

September 30, 2012, 06:58:33 PM
I want to know what bad things you've eaten and survived.

And by bad I mean not good for you.

My latest visit to subway:

Only one guy working and he had a grudge against the place. The owner suspended him for something lame and he was getting revenge. He made two awesome looking steak subs for the guy in front of us and I had to have one.

Flatbread
melted cheese
Roast beef
four heaping scoops of shreaded steak
More melted cheese
6 or 8 strips of bacon
lettuce, tomato, pickle
Mayo, about three times what id normally get

Id guess 1200+ calories after the two oatmeal raisin cookies and most of two cherry cokes.  

10 minutes later I was questioning my decision. As we walked around Walmart for groceries I was paying close attention to the situation. If 1 was "green lights across the board" and 10 was "in the bathroom doing a great impression of a space shuttle launch" I was a solid 5 and not sure which way things would go.

Rootchicks advice: "walk it off" [laugh]

I figure if I did what I did to myself at Dimby and didn't barf I should be able to contain this steaktacular sub.

So far so good ;D



"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Stella

#1
September 30, 2012, 07:04:30 PM
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"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

kopfjäger

#2
September 30, 2012, 07:04:36 PM
Monkey, Dog and a bunch of goat.
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Monsterlover

#3
September 30, 2012, 07:06:56 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on September 30, 2012, 07:04:36 PM
Monkey, Dog and a bunch of goat.

Sounds like they'd be tough and gamey

Yes, no?
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

kopfjäger

#4
September 30, 2012, 07:13:24 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on September 30, 2012, 07:06:56 PM
Sounds like they'd be tough and gamey

Yes, no?

Not at all, just different. Monkey neat in Istanbul was quite tasty.
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Monsterlover

#5
September 30, 2012, 07:24:00 PM
Id give it a try
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#6
September 30, 2012, 07:47:00 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on September 30, 2012, 06:58:33 PM
<snip>

I figure if I did what I did to myself at Dimby and didn't barf I should be able to contain this steaktacular sub.

So far so good ;D




You're just a rank amateur...

when you grow up you'll be able to drink...and eat. ;D :-*
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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kopfjäger

#7
September 30, 2012, 07:57:12 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 30, 2012, 07:47:00 PM
You're just a rank amateur...

when you grow up you'll be able to drink...and eat. ;D :-*

[laugh]
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Monsterlover

#8
September 30, 2012, 08:09:48 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 30, 2012, 07:47:00 PM
You're just a rank amateur...

when you grow up you'll be able to drink...and eat. ;D :-*

I ate like a hog at Dimby, you just didn't notice ;)

I even tried all the hot sauces.

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

RAT900

#9
September 30, 2012, 11:11:19 PM
White Castle

after being on percodans for 2 weeks due to injury

opiates and their derivatives are great for constipating a human

I now understand what labor and the birth experience are like

unstoppable forces and immovable objects
This is an insult to the Pez community

Popeye the Sailor

#10
October 01, 2012, 06:21:54 PM
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Monsterlover

#11
October 01, 2012, 06:33:16 PM
Niiiiice
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

kopfjäger

#12
October 01, 2012, 06:51:59 PM
I ate Only MRE's 3times a day for 8 months in Beirut. Yummy  :D
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Monsterlover

#13
October 01, 2012, 07:39:24 PM
Helps build strong bones and teeth :D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

kopfjäger

#14
October 01, 2012, 07:44:36 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on October 01, 2012, 07:39:24 PM
Helps build strong bones and teeth :D

Hell yeah  :D
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