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Started by silentbob, May 09, 2008, 05:57:07 PM

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Desert Dust

That's not chicken in your chicken chow mein^^^^^^^^
07 S2R 1K:  "You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”

IZ

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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Buckethead

Quote from: IZ on September 08, 2011, 05:30:18 PM
WTF?!  You should be shot for posting that!!   >:(

Seriously..WHY?! 

Because it's Spock and Hobbits.

It's like (awesome sauce)2.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Buckethead

Back on topic:

I have apparently spoiled Monty, my roommate's 14 year old long haired grey cat.

I'll admit, when I'm in the kitchen making a sammich and he comes up to investigate, I'll give him a shred of lunch meat. He's all over pretty much any kind of turkey or roast beef. Not so much with the pastrami, and he's hot and cold with swiss cheese.

I made mac and cheese tonight. He could obviously smell it.

What he apparently COULDN'T smell was the hot sauce I'd added to give it some zip.

So he comes up to my chair begging. I put a piece on the floor, expecting him to smell the hot sauce and back away.

Nope.

3-4 solid licks. He was JUST about to bite the noodle.

And then the spice kicked in. 

He spent a couple of minutes sitting there looking at the noodle all confuzzled and licking his chops.

When I moved the noodle closer, to see if he REALLY wanted it, he backed away.  [laugh]

Maybe that'll learn 'em.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

zarn02

"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

the_Journeyman

Ollie says "Extra fluff cycle please!"



JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Buckethead

Looks like that tails already been through the fluff cycle!  :o
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

the_Journeyman

Quote from: Buckethead on October 18, 2011, 09:16:32 AM
Looks like that tails already been through the fluff cycle!  :o

You think that is fluffy, you should see it when he fluffs it up when he attacks the dog!

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

the_Journeyman

Pablo has rather large feet.



JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Desert Dust

Is that a paw from a domestic cat, or is it a feline borrowed from the zoo?  :o
07 S2R 1K:  "You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”

Garland

#370
Bruce (black) and Alfred (in the background) right after we got them.


the_Journeyman

#371
Quote from: Desert Dust on December 08, 2011, 08:36:25 PM
Is that a paw from a domestic cat, or is it a feline borrowed from the zoo?  :o

Belongs to this one:


Yes, the arrow is pointing to the train he wrecked too.  Scrooge.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

DesmoDiva

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duccarlos

My wife brought home 2 kittens. We're only keeping one. I don't know anything about cats. What do you feed a really young, around 1 month old, kitten? Please, nothing too fancy. I recently moved to Chile so pet supplies are limited.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

Monsterlover

From the net-

A one month old kitten (4 weeks) should still be nursing its mother or else being bottle fed.  It's very important to feed a kitten a proper milk supplement.  KMR Brand of formula is excellent.  It can be purchased from a local veterinarian, farm supply store, and possibly a pet store.  It will need to be diluted as directed on the can.  The kitten will need this supplement until it is a full 6-7 weeks old, though I prefer to feed it for a week to two longer than that in addition to regular kitten foods.  It will also need to be fed quite often.  It will need to start eating soft foods at 5-6 weeks and can be started on dry at 6-7 weeks, if you choose.  I highly recommend the truly premium foods such as Wellness and Nature's Variety.  Please read my past AllExperts answers regarding food brands, diet, and nutrition.  Please try to find the brand of kitten milk replacer that I mentioned...regular cow's milk can cause major gastrointestinal problems and does not contain sufficient nutrients for a kitten.  When the kitten reaches 6 weeks it will also need an initial vet exam to check for parasites, etc.

Good info here as well--> http://www.kittencare.com/feeding_kittens.html
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