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Santa, I still believe in you.

Started by brimo, December 13, 2011, 10:41:02 PM

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brimo

"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

fastwin

True that. [thumbsup]

Compliments of the season! [beer]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

VisceralReaction

You know what's pissing me off, the commercials running right now with the women competing with santa.
Like the one where Santa is going to fill the stockings and they are all full already. The woman says oops sorry
I didn't leave you any room and makes some snide remark and leaves and Santa is left with the dog.
I told my girlfriend I didn't like the stupid commercials disrespecting Santa and if I were him I'd leave
here a nice big dump in her stocking for the next morning. Take that for messing with Santa.
There are squirrels juggling knives in my head

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ab

#4
Forget Santa, here comes Krampus

The Krampus Song

Krampus is coming!
620M 2004 Dark i.e.; ~ 57K miles (all me);  Looking to swap out engine now.
Triumph Speed Triple 2006 (now ~ 44K miles bought @ 4K miles on 04/2010)
Honda Grom 2015 ~ 3500miles so far.  Love this lil bike
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xrcIqE3ubo