Corrupt a wish

TiNi · July 02, 2008, 07:30:42 PM

aaronb · July 02, 2008, 07:47:57 PM

Quote from: KnightofNi on July 02, 2008, 06:16:00 PM
you are 1/4 of your size, however, you overestimated your true size and now must saddle up the ferret and ride it. the dog chases you both down and makes you into poo

i wish it wasn't so gay to drink the drinks i'm drinking tonight.
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SHAZAM! the drinks you are drinking are perfectly normal. just like the act you are performing on that muscular, oily dude

i wish my SO didn't drink the last Bells Two Hearted Ale

Porsche Monkey · July 02, 2008, 08:30:12 PM

Granted. Your SO didn't drink your last beer. Instead she gave it to her girlfriend.

I wish my fiance would hurry up and get her new boobies.

aaronb · July 02, 2008, 08:35:09 PM

Quote from: porschaholic on July 02, 2008, 08:30:12 PM
Granted. Your SO didn't drink your last beer. Instead she gave it to her girlfriend.
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and that's bad how? do i not get to watch?

Drunken Monkey · July 02, 2008, 09:05:54 PM

Quote from: porschaholic on July 02, 2008, 08:30:12 PM
Granted. Your SO didn't drink your last beer. Instead she gave it to her girlfriend.

This is her girlfriend:

Quote from: porschaholic on July 02, 2008, 08:30:12 PM
I wish my fiance would hurry up and get her new boobies.

She gets the blue footed kind. They promptly crap on everything and peck your eyes out.

I wish my every desire was granted.

x136 · July 02, 2008, 09:14:28 PM

Granted. Tragically, you're involved in a terrible accident which causes you to lose the ability to desire anything but bent, rusty forks.

I wish I had a collection of bent, rusty forks...

krolik · July 02, 2008, 09:56:04 PM

Poof! You have a collection of bent rusty forks..................in your ass!

I wish I was the King of the Mole-men!

x136 · July 02, 2008, 10:08:03 PM

You're the king of the Mole-men... in your ass! (So there.)

I wish that, instead of having bent, rusty forks in my own ass, every politician in the country had bent, rusty forks (and mole-men) in their asses.

Manny · July 02, 2008, 11:04:16 PM

Quote from: x136 on July 02, 2008, 10:08:03 PM
You're the king of the Mole-men... in your ass! (So there.)

I wish that, instead of having bent, rusty forks in my own ass, every politician in the country had bent, rusty forks (and mole-men) in their asses.

Granted (and satisfying to grant, I must say). But, sadly, this makes no difference in the way the country is run.

I wish that instead of 24 hours, the day was about 30 hours long.

NAKID · July 02, 2008, 11:12:15 PM

Quote from: Manny on July 02, 2008, 11:04:16 PM
Granted (and satisfying to grant, I must say). But, sadly, this makes no difference in the way the country is run.

I wish that instead of 24 hours, the day was about 30 hours long.

Granted, but now your work day is 20 hours instead of 12.

I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes...

Drunken Monkey · July 03, 2008, 12:17:21 AM

Quote from: NAKID on July 02, 2008, 11:12:15 PM
I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes...

Granted. Everyone on this thread but you is transformed into a god. So now the gods themselves are corrupting you wishes in stead of mere people.

I wish I could kick all my bad habits.

Super T.I.B · July 03, 2008, 12:49:05 AM

Granted.

But now the bad habits you had are gone, you pick up some bad habits that you previously didn't know about.

I wish I won Powerball tonight. ($20 shmillion)

TiNi · July 03, 2008, 03:52:25 AM

Quote from: Super T.I.B on July 03, 2008, 12:49:05 AM
Granted.

But now the bad habits you had are gone, you pick up some bad habits that you previously didn't know about.

I wish I won Powerball tonight. ($20 shmillion)

you win the Powerball along with 20 shmillion others and you all get $1

i wish i could play acoustic guitar

BWClark · July 03, 2008, 06:45:10 AM

Quote from: DuCaTiNi on July 03, 2008, 03:52:25 AM
i wish i could play acoustic guitar

Granted, and your complete repertoire of versions of Crazy Frog's songs sound exactly like the originals.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a six four Impala...

MuscovyDuc · July 03, 2008, 06:57:45 AM

You get your impala, it is a convertible, you are taller that is why you are decapitated in that freak accident

I wish the poop didn't stick to my dogs butt when she goes to the bathroom

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