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Merry Christmas from St. Nick, and his driver: KRAMPUS!!!!!

Started by Le Pirate, December 16, 2011, 11:45:26 AM

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Le Pirate

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There are squirrels juggling knives in my head

VisceralReaction

There are squirrels juggling knives in my head

Le Pirate

Yeah, I thought it'd be appreciated here  ;D


on FB, I just keep getting PM'd about how I'm ruining a good christian holiday with that picture  [laugh]
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Quote from: Le Pirate on December 16, 2011, 12:52:33 PM
Yeah, I thought it'd be appreciated here  ;D


on FB, I just keep getting PM'd about how I'm ruining a good christian holiday with that picture  [laugh]

Isn't the devil a rather intimate part of christianity?
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lethe

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Le Pirate

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mitt

Do you think my 3 yo and 5 yo would benefit from a lesson about Krampus?  They don't seem to take much stock that Santa will give coal, but I think Krampus would have a little more persuasion.  They seem to be acting a little naughty lately!



mitt

zarn02



"You're kinda creepy Mister Krampus, but you did bring snacks."
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

fastwin

Sometimes I feel a little more like Krampus this time of year. Does that make me bad? There is so much pressure to be all jolly and Santa-like. It's hard on a person. ;) Santa on one shoulder and Krampus on the other. Sort of a bi-polar holiday. :P [laugh]
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The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

pennyrobber

Quote from: zarn02 on December 17, 2011, 08:27:31 PM



This one's my favorite. "We're just going to sit here rocking for awhile and I am going to jingle these chains. And no you can't have an apple, those are for wife."  [laugh]
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RAT900

there is something distinctly teutonic and terroristic about Krampus...calls to mind Der Struwwelpeter

a German book of children's cautionary tales that can provoke night terrors in the young

my grandmother used to read us stories from it with glee

witness illustration from it:



This is an insult to the Pez community

fastwin

Ahhh, the good old days of corporal punishment. "Drop that cookie or loose the hand!" [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

lethe

From Wikipedia -

Krampus is a mythical creature recognized in Alpine countries. According to legend, Krampus accompanies St. Nicholas (Santa Claus) during the Christmas season, warning and punishing bad children, in contrast to St. Nicholas, who gives gifts to good children. When the Krampus finds a particularly naughty child, it stuffs the child in its sack and carries the frightened child away to its lair, presumably to devour for its Christmas dinner.


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