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Merry Christmas from St. Nick, and his driver: KRAMPUS!!!!!

Started by Le Pirate, December 16, 2011, 11:45:26 AM

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fastwin

#15
December 18, 2011, 05:32:12 PM
Honey Baked spiral cut naughty child? [laugh] OK... I should avoid this thread. [bang] I feel the Grinch taking over. ;D

The build up to the end of the year is so overwhelming. My wife's family has like 8 December birthdays on top of the Xmas stuff and friend's Xmas parties, etc... It's a mind blow. Come on January 1st!!!! [thumbsup] [beer] Get it over with. [popcorn]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

the_Journeyman

#16
December 18, 2011, 05:35:29 PM
Quote from: fastwin on December 18, 2011, 05:32:12 PM
My wife's family has like 8 December birthdays

Me & My sister in December, my wife, her mom, brother, dad, and grandfather in January.  Yup.  I know what you're feeling.  Add to that I'm halfway between Christmas and New Years. 

JM
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fastwin

#17
December 18, 2011, 05:46:08 PM
You know it brother! It's a month from hell. [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

lethe

#18
December 18, 2011, 06:28:01 PM
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kopfjäger

#19
December 18, 2011, 07:38:45 PM
Quote from: lethe on December 18, 2011, 06:28:01 PM
look what I found  ;D

http://www.cafepress.com/+krampus+ornaments

Those are awesome, I'm gonna order the first one in row three.
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Le Pirate

#20
December 18, 2011, 07:43:17 PM
Quote from: zarn02 on December 17, 2011, 08:27:31 PM




"Just keep rocking little child, while I lick your neck all creeper like...."
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Scooter Montgomery

#21
December 21, 2011, 12:21:50 PM
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Speedbag

#22
December 21, 2011, 12:33:44 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on December 18, 2011, 07:38:45 PM
Those are awesome, I'm gonna order the first one in row three.

Buying it for Howie?
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Slide Panda

#23
December 21, 2011, 12:37:16 PM
Wikipedia totally niced that one up. The birch branches and chains are there for Krampus to scourge bad kits with - though some takes on it have the chains as manacles or cuffs representing control or dominion over Krampus by the church. You'll see illos where he's holding them, scourges, or they are manacles.

There's also Krampusnacht

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triangleforge

#24
December 21, 2011, 12:45:28 PM
Some friends of ours are starting up a micro brewery, and name their winter seasonal after Krampus; we just got our allotment yesterday:



They announced it with this delightful image of the beer's namesake:



Seriously, what's with the tongue?  ???

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lethe

#25
December 21, 2011, 12:47:29 PM
Quote from: triangleforge on December 21, 2011, 12:45:28 PM
Some friends of ours are starting up a micro brewery, and name their winter seasonal after Krampus; we just got our allotment yesterday:



They announced it with this delightful image of the beer's namesake:



Seriously, what's with the tongue?  ???


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Howie

#26
December 21, 2011, 09:12:01 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on December 21, 2011, 12:33:44 PM
Buying it for Howie?

Like I've been saying, squirrels are evil!

Le Pirate

#27
December 22, 2011, 07:07:16 AM
I wish I would of ordered some of the ornaments several days ago. We're leaving this morning to go have Christmas with the family. My clergy parents would of loved finding some Krampus ornaments snuck onto their Jesus tree  [laugh]

Quote from: triangleforge on December 21, 2011, 12:45:28 PM




Seriously, what's with the tongue?  ???




I'm not sure whats with him and all these kids...I mean, he could seriously impress some ladies with that tongue
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lethe

#28
December 22, 2011, 04:22:52 PM
Quote from: Le Pirate on December 22, 2011, 07:07:16 AM
I'm not sure whats with him and all these kids...I mean, he could seriously impress some ladies with that tongue
he's showing the ladies that he's good with kids too. They love it, it proves he'd be fantastic father material
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