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Started by ducatiz, December 22, 2011, 07:10:33 AM

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RAT900

#45
December 23, 2011, 01:19:01 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on December 23, 2011, 01:18:08 PM
<knees weak>

what are you talking about?

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
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ducpainter

#46
December 23, 2011, 01:39:45 PM
I think you should take off your skirt and get the damn dog
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 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
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    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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minnesotamonster

#47
December 23, 2011, 02:49:56 PM
Forgiveness > permission

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RAT900

#48
December 23, 2011, 03:08:07 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 23, 2011, 01:39:45 PM
I think you should take off your skirt, remove the pony plug and get the damn dog

there fixed it for you  ;D
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ungeheuer

#49
December 23, 2011, 03:11:36 PM
I hesitate to ask this....  and do so in fear and entirely against my better judgement... 

... whats a pony plug?  :-\
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lethe

#50
December 23, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
Quote from: ungeheuer on December 23, 2011, 03:11:36 PM
I hesitate to ask this....  and do so in fear and entirely against my better judgement... 

... whats a pony plug?  :-\
stand still while Rat demonstrates it
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RAT900

#51
December 23, 2011, 03:13:42 PM
it can keep a blumpkin in check
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lethe

#52
December 23, 2011, 03:18:45 PM
now, just refer her to this thread
she will see what a fine upstanding, not to mention classy, bunch that you regularly speak to
she will read our wisdom and immediately decree, "Our household must have a dog!!"
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ducpainter

#53
December 23, 2011, 03:20:48 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on December 23, 2011, 03:08:07 PM
there fixed it for you  ;D
forgot a comma... :P
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


RAT900

#54
December 23, 2011, 03:24:35 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 23, 2011, 03:20:48 PM
forgot a comma... :P

sorry I was making myself laugh while I was typing
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kopfjäger

#55
December 23, 2011, 03:29:16 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on December 09, 2011, 12:41:59 PM
it doesn't seem like he's the one with testosterone in that home
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ducpainter

#56
December 23, 2011, 03:30:50 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on December 23, 2011, 03:24:35 PM
sorry I was making myself laugh while I was typing
if you can't do that...

it's hardly worth it. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


ducatiz

#57
December 23, 2011, 03:33:21 PM
my little wife is afraid of having a dog and i like my wife that's about it.

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lethe

#58
December 23, 2011, 03:37:20 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on December 23, 2011, 03:33:21 PM
my little wife is afraid of having a dog and i like my wife that's about it.


just like?
but yet you'd love to have a dog
hmmm...there may be more to this
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RAT900

#59
December 23, 2011, 03:43:39 PM
there is a distinction...you can in fact love someone and hate their guts

if you are lucky you can love someone

and also have the pleasure of liking them as well
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